>you are sad
>you decide to listen to happy music
>the happy vibes FILL YOUR SOUL
>now you are HAPPY
>listen to happier music
>now you are HAPPIER
>repeat
it's that easy...
why didn't you guys think of this?????
https://soundcloud.com/altema44826/no-party-for-the-cat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19GgVhkqmJ8
https://clyp.it/0yyacpun
you're...
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>implying happy music doesnt sound disgusting when you are really sad
>want to kill self
>listen to happy songs
>feel worse because not happy
>watch happy anime
>feel worse because miserable
FUCK
>mfw I gave this fag AIDS and his boyfriend has AIDS now too
How does rich kids of instagram make you feel robots?
>>27859761
all social media has been and ever will be is a venue for the rich to showcase their wealth in front of the poor.
at least i won't od.
>>27859761
It makes me feel that having lots of money is no substitute for good taste.I have neither
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon.
Anons and femanons I'm willing to make a deal with you. I' going to GIVE AWAY FREE NUDES OF PIC RELATED but only if you manage yo hook me up with a girl. All applicants must meet the following requirements:
>All applicants must submit a pic...
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Seems like this thread is working out pretty well for ya eh?
>>27859879
assholes....
Original commenyt
>>27859753
>I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember
>Mfw reading this
*YYAAAAAAWWWWNNNNNN*
Oh, good morning wagie, didn't notice you there.
Don't worry, I won't keep you long. Since you're always saying that Wagecucks are better than NEETs, I threw together a quick video that will show you that's indeed not the case. I even kept it short, so you can watch it and not be late to earn another dollar for Mr Sheklesberg.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBiOx3pKZAc
man fuck the outdoors
>>27859312
I'm a NEET and I hate you.
this is the most autistic piece of shit i have ever seen in my life.
please end your pathetic life and kill yourself you leech.
Do you take any vitamins or supplements? What are they for?
>>27859133
My cum is my vitamin
Whey
Creatine
Fish oil
Zinc
vitamin b6 p5p
Zinc
what does this image say to you /r9k/ ?
>>27859118
Women know that chads and other robots are willing to help them, to have an easy life. The natural problem of women is that they get bored sooner or later with whoever choose to try to entertain them.
So women change their partners to avoid the rut and to create drama. men do not like to be changed, since they loved to be relevant for once in their life, they whine and hate women when women find other providers.
Of course, changing partners constantly becomes a bore too, so they want some fixed men...
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Wow she's so beautiful
Truly one of God's little miracles. Bless you and your family!
>>27859118
I would fucking kill the baby and even myself if my kids ever turn out to be genetic garbage.
Ask a serial escort fucker anything.
>50+ encounters
>Miami, Atlanta, Houston, LA
>all races (black, white, latina, asian)
After seeing another thread mentioning escorts, I thought it might be interesting to share my knowledge and experiences in my own thread. I've got a ton of stories -- some good, some bad -- and I'll post them below. I'll try and include a pic of the escort in the story if I can.
>>27858319
Kick us off with a good story anon. Maybe something where something unexpected happened?
>>27858319
What is the average price?
How are fetishes treated?
Are condoms provided?
What's your best story?Did you ever find someone who gave those intimate massages that end up in a 69 or fucking for a long period of time?
What's a good way not to get v&?
Is LE less likely to do outcalls?
So I have been looking at escorts. And holy shit, those sluts are just as bad as normal girls. They demand stuff of the customer. That he be screened with personal info. That he should give references to other escorts like if he was applying for a job, and not the escort. And now I just saw an escort demanding a face pic of her clients. If he is ugly, he isn't allowed to pay for her company???
Wtf, this is just as bad as real girls. Real girls only want to exchange their company for a mans good looks. These sluts want money too? This must not be how it was in the...
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>>27857800
They do the background checks so they don't get Ted Bundy'd
And only the top tier ones do that or care what you look like
You can get a half hour with a smoking hot college freshman off Backpage for $100
Also with a gf you're essentially paying for sex too but instead of straight cash it's dinners out and gifts
I'm at the point where I don't even blame women anymore, I blame the fucking retarded guys who enable them by playing along just to get their dicks wet.
If escorts have those requires it's because retarded rich guys are fulfilling them. Get angry at the guys, not the women who just want money like everyone else.
>>27857838
>They do the background checks so they don't get Ted Bundy'd
Doesn't matter, it is about principle. The escort is like any other service job. The customer should feel safe, not the provider of services.
Using only five letters, how many times can you avoid the filter? Last one to post with an original five letter (or less) word wins.
>>27857785
Cards
Stank
teat
How long have you been using 4chan?
>>27857774
since 2007 unfortunately
I've been here since 2006. Those were better times all around I think. The site was still kind of a niche thing, and the memes were funny, but the spam was out of control. I hated the captcha at first, but I see now that it was a necessary evil.
>>27857774
60 years, back in my days 4chan used to be good
Guys only like short girls. I had rhe chance to be a short girl but then I just had to have a growth spurt right before high school ended. I am so depressed and alone, I hope I never fall in love, I don't deserve anyone. I even would get that height reduction surgery if I had money. Why are short girls so much cuter than any other sort? And you guys say females can't be robots
I'm 6'4" and my gf is 5'2".
Short girls are better to dominate, and that's what human nature is. Girls are submissive and men are supposed to literally rape them. You should know this. No-one wants a tall girl unless they want giant children.
Shut the fuck up you amazonian whore.
I'm 6'4" and it's my dream to meet a woman around my height.
This will be the last thread I ever create on 4chan.
All the different boards over the years, and none of them satisfy me anymore.
And truth be told, they stopped being fun a long time ago.
Coming onto /b/ back in 2007, and not knowing how the fuck an image board worked. The constant porn all the time both terrified me because I never felt safe browsing at home, and kept me there because there was always better shit than on imagefap etc.
As the years went on, I ventured out. A few very significant things happened here and there; /v/ and their tournament...
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see you tomorrow
bloxrfegsfdg
>>27856917
Damn man I'm 18, started browsing in 2012, I don't want to end up spending 10 years here.
>>27856917
Looks comfy.
I've dreamt of having an apartment with a view, but I can't handle big cities.
I've felt the same way, but after a few weeks I always drift back. 4chan is addicting, in its own way.
Any of you ever thought about getting leg lengthening surgery?
>>27855942
no but i'm looking to get a skin pigment reduction.
no money . me cand afort leg lenthning surgeri
Yeah I really want to pay money for my knees to explode when I run
Is having a NEET gf nice?
>>27855036
I had one, we used her son's father money to go out and stuff
eggman seems to think so
>>27855090
>her son's father
Do women even get that much pleasure from sex? Since the clit isn't in the vagina (right...?), a man's dick isn't touching their most sensitive zone at all.
>>27852720
>the clit isn't in the vagina
Lmfao virgin
>>27852720
i imagine it to be nice but less than clit simulation
or you could try doing this thing where you rub the area above your dick on her clit when you thrust balls deep
>>27852720
Most animals do it doggystyle which is the sort of 'natural' position. In that setup their pussy gets slammed hard and the balls smack against the clit. That's why most women love doggystyle.