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You wake up one day to find that incest has been legalized worldwide.
What do?
Probably nothing since none of my hot relatives would fuck me so yeah
>>27844992
Nothing because my sister still won't bone me
>tfw no sister
I guess I could raise a daughter for 17 years and bone her
>It's just a plant, dude.
Why do stoner idiots think this is a compelling and logical argument?
If it is natural, it must be good!
Seriously though, people that take lots of drugs are usually unhappy people that need a way to feel good, otherwise they wouldn't rely on external chemicals. Pot is something that is socially acceptable, or more so than other substances, so they try to find any argument to rationalize their consumption of it.
Also, that picture is a fairly good approximation of how CEVs look on acid, it really shows off our brains pattern recognition.
>>27844314
>idiots
>>27844314
>think
>>27844314
The "its just a plant" argument is more geared towards legal implications. Theres plenty of better science based arguments for using weed and lets be honest, most stoners arent science majors.
>>27844537
i found that CEVs arent exactly like that until I smoke weed on top of the lsd. very potentiating. maybe i just needed more acid
>tfw no big belly gf
Just fug my shit up
Bellybros come in and share tfw
One day, I will find a belly gf who likes history and plays vidya.
We would have a comfy sofa, and which history documentaries together while I caress and massage her beautiful plump belly.
>tfw
Sadly, I have no pics to contribute as I just got a new computer, and my belly girl folder is on my other laptop.
>>27844520
>belly gf thread
>posts a man
I'll bloody do it then edition
Bad times when I have to make the topics. Been here years and never needed to
>>27844111
Fuck off you tedious cunt
But congratulations on the reoccurring last 3 digits of your post number
Original post waifus comment
Explain to me why none of you have started HRT and dressing as a girl yet?
You all would be finally popular, anons.
Because I'm 6'3", extremely broad shouldered and skinnyfat
>>27843896
>that doujin
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ugly, old, and not a faggot.
Post your hand(s) ITT and make assumptions about other anons based on theirs
Pls be gentle.
bl 0 x
>>27843496
spooky skeleton
I hope this is original
>>27843598
fucking disgusting, kill yourself faggot
get ur ass in here real niggas only
bump NAHAHHA
this anon likes to eat his own cum
this anon gave me a boner till he lifted his face...nice hair though
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/
>put your and your oneitus's name in the fields
>post results here
>if you can't even make her cum in a simulation, give up irl
>I came 6 times
>She came 6 times
>Can't think of a woman's name to put down besides my own mother
>>27842820
Well why not put in your mother's name then?
How do cutties feel about the fact that they'll never get the feeling and comfortableness of foreskin? How does it feel to know that foreskin restoration does nothing, as the sensory nerves in your foreskin have been permanently removed?
It's not like I have sex, so I prefer being cut for ease of cleaning.
>tfw your parents didn't hate you enough to mutilate your dick and deprive it from sexual pleasure
>>27842570
It sucks but I've come to accept it.
Also the foreskin itself doesn't have any significant nerve endings on it, it's just a fold, a protective part of the penis meant to be fairly insensitive to protect the sensitive parts underneath it.
Tell us your fetish.
How achievable is it?
forced face sitting
5/10 on the achievability scale
Anything to do with hypnosis.
Achievable, I know already know the limits, but the whole induction process still hits me in the fetish anyway. I haven't had it done on myself yet, but I've hypnotized lots of anons so there is that.
>>27842220
Very. Just ask to lay on a girl's lap and I can hear their tummy. And lap laying is nice anyway.
The unemployed elephant in the living room. The musings of a underwhelming day 26 year old.
>parents and brother are watching something on TV
>I want to watch it too
>sit on couch
>University of Phoenix commercial airs
>my heart rate goes up and there is a knot in my stomach makes me feel physically ill
>I know what's coming
>"anon why dont you sign up for school"
>anon you should get a job with your cousin
>anon get a job
>didn't you apply to home depot?
I just use the restroom and never go back in the living room. How to get out of this rut?
>>27841432
>>"anon why dont you sign up for school"
Yeah, well, why fucking don't you?
>>27841432
what are you doing, sign up and try at least
>How to get out of this rut?
You get a job or sign up for school.
Post in this thread if you're 25+, have no job, are a virgin, and live with your parents.
ALL of those things simultaneously. While I'd like to let younger losers join in, the real pain doesn't start until about 25.
The pain didn't start until 30 for me tbqh.
>>27840784
And I won't be killing myself.
I live in my parent's house, but they live abroad, so I technically have the place to myself.
Still fit the other characteristics.
Drug Thread:
What is candyflipping like? (MDMA + LSD)
I've got my hand on some MDMA and i can get LSD too.
How does this combo feel?
it's amazing, and the MDMA takes off a bit of the edge of the LSD
>>27840766
sorry for late reply.
Could you tell me more about it?
Do i get the orgasmic feels from MDMA?
>mom found the poop bike
what's a poop bike
>sister found the penis extender weights
>>27840712
it's a fucking poop bike anon
how do you not know what a poop bike is
>tfw your boyfriend always orders kid food when you go out to a restaurant
>tfw bf tries to cook for you, but always fucks it up horrendously
>tfw forcing yourself to eat it anyway, "it's really good, anon!"
>tfw hoping you don't get sick later
>>27840451
At least he tries to cook for you.
>>27840343
Sage goes in the options field, guys
