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I want to hear your most autist moment.
In turn I will post mine.
I have been reluctant to share this because I know I have friends that browse r9k but they're out watching some gay movie so here we go.
>be me 9th grade, 15, 4/10
>mom just got married to newdad, got a qt 9/10 preppy step sister 14 yrs
>we didn't talk much before they got married but they had a new house built in a rural area that we all moved into
>stepster turned out to be super nice
>don't talk to anyone at school so get crush
Contd
>start fapping thinking of her almost every night, sometimes raid her underwear when I'm alone
>decide to make a move, clearly she likes me because she talks to me on occasion
>parents at work every day when I get home, sister with friends at least three times a week
>our rooms are right next to each other and our closets share a wall on the side
>get tools out of the garage, studfinder, small handsaw, big blade thing to make hole
>saw a fucking child sized fucking hole in the fucking wall
>put drywall back on either side and cover it up
>took me a month or more to actually work up the courage
>wait til nighttime, everyone sleeping
>ragingboner.png
>move the drywall, crawl halfway through the hole
>psst... Pssssst... HEY
>she wakes up Very startled, "who's there" "anon?"
>"it's me, come here I want to show you something"
>"WHAT THE FUCK ANON WHY ARE YOU IN MY CLOSET"
>"I'm not, just come over here I need to show you something"
>she gets up and starts walking over, still half shouting at me
>sees me halfway through a hole in the wall
>"OHMYGODWHATDIDYOUDOWHYWHATTHEFUCKISTHISWHATAREYOUDOING"
>she's is yelling really loud at this point, parents bedroom on the other side of the house but I know they're going to be in here any second
>try to say I just wanted to see her but i don't think she heard me over her yelling, probably wouldn't have calmed her down any anyway.
>parents come in, flip their shit yelling at me, asking me what I was thinking
>reply "I dunno" to everything
>pretty much live in my room forever after that
My whole family barely talks to me to this day and when they do its super awkward
Saw her nips through her shirt tho, so worth it
Bumping for replies so I don't have to kill myself
>>27852623
im sorry op but you should consider killing yourself
Describe in great detail the gf you wished you had in highschool
>>27852445
not fat
not a whore
top tier super model and mother teresa character wise
>>27852445
I crushed on two girls I didn't even know, it was pathetic, when I asked them out they hardly knew who I was and obviously rejected me. Stupid fucking "just be yourself" worthless advice, wasted my entire high school experience being a complete fucking idiot while everyone else was living their lives.
What the fuck I was thinking back then I didn't even know, I was living in a fucking fantasy land.
>>27852445
>skinny
>shy
>very mentally ill
>likes video games and anime
>would sit in a corner with me all day and ignore every other human being and just chill
literally every girl in highschool was normie
Are there any actual cute "fembots" that post here? Not just guys pretending to be girls. Actual girls who aren't disgusting/ugly landwhalws?
>>27850543
>cute
>fembots
lulwut
>fem
>bot
no.
>>27850543
pretty girls can't be fembots, handsome guys can't be robots
>>27850543
I've been told I'm really cute.
I don't claim to be a fembot, though.
>turn 19 soon
>still a virgin
>Turn 20 soon
>still a virgin
Still got a long way to go.
>>27847788
your pain is just beginning kid. Wait till it's your virginity, your finances, your neighbors, your insurance, your housing situation etc.
>>27847788
>>turn 19 soon
when? my birthday is coming up soon too do you want to have an e-birthday party together
Anyone else really really smart?
I can't interact with normal people man i just can't.
Why are normos so fucking pleb?
I'm not smart but I have God-tier taste in media that normals just can't understand.
They truly are plebs in my eyes.
Nope. I have the same IQ as my goldfish. It's a hard reality but I've come to accept it.
>dude I have no idea what you just said
NEET dating thread
>we will never find out what happened to beastman
Those were the days
>>27856997
Beastman best man
>>27856986
>NEET dating
>>>/soc/
Fellow bots which road would you take offered the chance?
The all knowing or man from no where are the only good options
jk actually this is a pretty well balanced list except for city dweller which is shit
>>27856236
Definitely the adventurer.
>>27856236
Anyone got that train image? I wanna use it as a wallpaper.
Guys this is actually pretty good
Am I normie now?
no
I' m a 26 year old kv that lives with his mom and i still like Kanye
Pablo was kind of weak compared MBDTF though
it's kanye's worst album by a huge margin
>>27856244
this desu fampai
Kanyes OLD shit was great.
I dont really like what Kanye's become but I still support him
>constantly harassing the wagies (proletariat) who continue to grovel before Mr. Shekelburg (the bourgeosie) instead of consolidating in opposition to him
>Glorifying the "beta uprising" - essentially, those who have no capital unifying and rising up against those who control it
it probably should be, but it's not because we get all the bydlo from /pol/ and their unexamined bullshit
>>27855723
/r9k/ holds no political philosophy, we just go on with the flow, anyone who disagrees with me can now fuck off, you're no robot.
Don't forget the constant shit talking of wage labor by our NEET friends.
Wagies, let me ask you a real question: what's the point of working (I know money but why do you want money)? Is it to be happy off the clock?
Couldn't you do that while poorer? I mean 8 hours a day + commute + getting ready + work at home
Wouldn't you be happier making less and doing more?
Remember, you can quit any time
I am currently unemployed and I don't leave the house. I have too much time on my hands and I don't know what to do with it, so I'm getting a job soon.
It's only worth working if you have very high earning potential.
I don't, hence NEET life baby.
>Just quit
Holy shit anon how come nobody has ever thought of this genius idea?
Nobody wants to work you autist.
I would be homeless without a job.
/thread
How bad would it be for you if your friends and family found your 4chan posts?
probably not too bad
my posts are fucking works of art, I was actually thinking about compiling them into a coffee table book and publishing them
>>27852531
>Implying I have friends
>implying I have a caring family
>implying I post
>>27852589
I'd like to see some of these.
>mom found my bug jar
>>27852431
>mommy found the nasty crem
>wife's son found the piss basket
>>27852431
>uncle's dog found the crispy rag
What makes you guys buy into the hyper right wing garbage from the back bone of the Internet seriously?
I get trying to piss off SJWs, but the only other appeal I see is being an edgy contrarian
My parents worked hard to give me a good life. My parents didn't work hard to give anyone else a good life. My grandparents worked hard to give my parents and me a good life, not anyone else. Exetra all the way down the line. None of my ancestors worked to give pajeep dupinder a good life.
Not to mention strong community identity is ideal. A community who is connected and feels ties to each other with a common language and religion is objectively stronger than one full of strangers with nothing in common.
>>27851001
idk. Why should I be a nationalist? I don't feel part of society (KV neet). If a society ever went nationalist I'd be fucked.
I just wanna be comfy
>>27851001
>he doesn't realize his race is being willfully eradicated by his nation's leaders
(granted you're white)
>he doesn't want to be great again
I'm a nationalist out of necessity, not out of choice or mere desire to be part of something.
what're you lads listening to?
Yeasayer - Damaged Goods familia
really love the first two minutes of that song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkYxsWnKQUA&list=PL822FoAusxC6lrWMY1BNgXGRO0yp4oXtz&index=31
benis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaWesK-nWts
>Dad hired some new hands to help out with some of the bigger jobs
>one of them is a city kid with an idealized version of what farm life is
>ends up losing about 50 cows while moving them from one pasture to another only 2 miles down river
>We spent all day looking for them
>I found them grazing near a lake
>Dad chews out city kid while I get to take the rest of the day off
Anyone else /farmer/?
And you would be lost within 5 minutes in any city over 500k people, whats your point? You feel special?
I wish i was. Grew up on a very small organic farm. Wheres yours located?
>>27847412
Serious question: Have you ever fucked one of your animals?
