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Post your warcraft toon
I was born to service big worgen knots.
tfw didn't log off with my hunter s10 t2 gear when I logged off for the last time.
I didn't play wow past the free trial, but I don't understand why anyone would be anything but a spooky undead skeleton.
>>27832348
This guy has the right idea.
What does a trap smell like?
i really hope traps smell like girls. there's literally no point in cute traps existing if they smell like dudes
If they don't do oestrogen, they'll smell like men.
If they've done +1yr on oestrogen, they'll smell like girls.
Sawdust
Robots, i sort of want to know you lmao
Describe to me your overall
>Personality
>Looks
>Hobbys
>Desires
>Fears
>Anything you wanna add
>>27831858
>>Personality
shitty
>>Looks
shitty
>>Hobbys
shitty ones
>>Desires
none
>>Fears
all of them
>>Anything you wanna add
be my gf
>>27831858
I appreciate the thought but this isn't /soc/
Let us be anon is peace
>>27831858
You have to suck my cock first
>instagram account is private
welp, yall really gone and done it this time
>>27831855
I know this feel...and who is this?
>>27831855
who is this cockubine?
Emily barry private now r u fucking kidding me
>be me
>earlier tonight
>in bio class
>prof giving lecture shows a short 40 second video animation showing the process of evolution from cosmos
>asks the class verbatim, "Is this evidence of evolution? Raise your hand if you disagree"
>I raise mine
>let me clarify, of course I understand that evolution is factual and is a real thing that occurs in nature, my point is that the animation by itself is not evidence
>prof points to me
>"you disagree? Explain"
>ohshit.dll
>"W-well, you could make an amination depicting anything. That doesn't make it true."
>Fucktard prof blows off my argument entirely
>makes some irrelevant strawman about mermaids to make me look like a fool
>moves on before I can clarify/make a rebuttle
>few normie classmates behind me snicker
>qt3.14 behind me thinks i'm a dumbass creationfag now
>literally want to pull out a gun right there and blow my goddamn brains out
>go home and make autistic rant about it on an eritrean calligraphy board
when i was in 6th grade my science teacher often made fun me in front of the whole class and having the whole class laugh at me n shit kicking me out for not bringing a pencil playing you've had a bad day song after he made fun of me and then classmates would sing that during the rest of the day stuff like that. yelled at me when i hurt my hand and started bleeding cursing me out calling me stupid etc. man that guy was a dick i remember crying when my mom brought me to school one time begging her to make me go. stayed home all day and played forum wars it was awesome
>>27831802
no wonder there's so many dumbass people who are ignorant of science if these are the people that are supposed to be teaching them about it. I feel you anon
was in law school doing arbitration and mediation and the lecturer gave a hypothetical situation and wanted everyone to submit ideas to resolve it
i said the person should threaten the other person
everyone else was like "goto the police" "tell someone about it"
so the class was obviously taken back by this suggestion
then i had to say the consequence of threatening someone and im like "youll get arrested sometimes and have to fight in court" and the professor was like "well theres no real consequence" and i was like "but you need to pay a lawyer to fight for you, thats a lot of money for the average person"
the class was really quiet and he was silent and i was silent and we just moved on
but i always remembered how weird that was...
>haven't showered in 7 months
>scalp scabs are bleeding on my pillow again
>>27830992
take a fucking shower you disgusting piece of shit
>>27830992
>>haven't showered in 7 months
Are you fucking serious
>>27830992
even if you don't shower you should still rinse your hair with water every few days, otherwise the itchiness becomes fucking unbearable
Who /quitter/ here?
>tfw I can't stick with anything for more than maybe a week tops
>drop every single hobby I try to pick up
>just spend my time sitting at the computer doing nothing but idly clicking the next video on youtube in order to try and distract myself from existence for a little bit
>don't even find enjoyment out of the videos, they're just a convenient way to waste time
If it makes you feel any better, I can relate fully... I can't even enjoy music, books, or vidya. I attribute it to an extremely short attention span mixed with depression.
I know that feel
>tfw your only accomplishment us a high school diploma
>quit trying to learn bass guitar
>quit university
>quit trying to learn Japanese
>quit trying to get a gf
i'm just a stupid lazy quitter desu
If you could turn back time and change one thing in your life, what would it be?
>>27830677
not being born :^(
strangle myself in the womb
Nothing. it's supposed to be this way. for me at least
>you'll make friends at uni dw anon :)
i-is it true ;___;
>>27830571
No. I've been at Uni two semesters and I have no friends at all.
not really
you'll probably meet some people but they won't become your friends
>>27830571
No. You wont make friends. And secondly its just some leftist white guilt&privilege circlejerk.
You'd be better off never going outside.
>when ur mom open ur browser and see all the loli you were looking at
>>27830526
>when yur granmma sees all your granny porn
>when your grandpa sees your nazi loli porn
>when ur dad walk into your room to find your lifeless body and cries for the first time in 18 years
Well, it's the end of the line for me. I'm using Rogaine but I guess there's a good chance that, in another few months, I'll only have gotten worse.
The only true way to save myself is by going to the gym.
why dont u just kill yourself?
god i hate bald guys so much
>>27829536
Shave and save senpai.
>>27829550
t. Master troll
Does anyone else miss early 2000s Internet?
>>27829405
No you dumb faggot it was horrible
nostalgic for what you grew up on? that's original.
>Dad gives me an hour on the net before he plugs the phone back in
>Each neopet game takes 15 minutes to load
>leave limewire songs downloading and come back to an error
not really
Tell a story about something interesting that happened at your workplace
>summer of 2013
>apply to McDonalds for a summer Job
>Get Hired
>Get trained
>endure 2 weeks of being yelled at by both white trash customers and white trash bosses/coworkers
>One day big line outside drive through
>new, so still bad at doing things quickly and efficiently
>Customer apparently is having a bad day
>mess up his order
>tells me I'm a lousy clerk
>go home that day and have a screaming fight with my parents about how I'm not going back
>Mom calls them and quits for me since she didn't want me to have a no call/no show
>Spend the rest of the summer being a NEET and playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf
I was 20, kek
![2016-04-12 01_04_39-[naisho] PriPara - 08 [C0D46CF3].mkv.png](https://i.imgur.com/l65XnbR.jpg "2016-04-12 01 04 39-[naisho] PriPara - 08 [C0D46CF3].mkv")
So the Owner, Store Manager, Store Managers Pet Monkey/adoptive brother to Owner,and Regional Meat Buyer were chilling in the office. There was a bottle of "$900" whiskey on the table and a bunch of used cups because it was Owners birthday. Store Manager asks me if I want some with a chuckle. I said sure thinking that he was laughing about that one time I went out to drink with them and made a fool of myself.
So I grab me a cuppy, gulp down a shot and start heading over to the fax when all of them start freaking out at me. Because I was not actually supposed to drink it when all three of them are tipsy at work all the time? And the used cups were from last night?
All I wanted was to fax an egg order. Why do they bully me? I know for a fact that all three of them come tipsy to work and take shots at the Mexican restaurant down the street during lunch.
>start working at filthy veterinary hospital
>enjoy cleaning and get to work in the surgery room at lunch on my first day
>move a piece of old equipment
>there is a dead cat under it
>glued to the floor from its own juices
>no one has any idea what it was from
>looks to have been there for a good while
I have other gross shit, too. I'll leave it at that.
>>27828843
I lost my virginity to a coworker when I worked at a grocery store
Just turned 22, and not at all impressed with what I've achieved in my life. People my age have good jobs, girlfriends, friends, good jobs, University qualifications etc..
Today has got me thinking about the future.
Also post 20+ feels my fellow robots. Forgot to mention in the OP since i just got up and my head is slow.
don't know what the point is any more,
if i wasn't such a pussy i'd have ended it already
Just turned 22 as well. Every year my life gets worse while I constantly try to improve.
How does it feel to have a female friend?
Not a gf, but a friend. A female friend.
Many things can be shared between a man and a woman. Compassion, understanding, love, lust- but never friendship.
Doesn't exist.
Unless she is fat.
>>27828031
>female
>friend
pick one.
>>27828068
This. It doesn't work out
I've developed feelings for most of them, so it I got rejected or just didn't bother any further with them. You're really just an orbiter, you can't have a female friend unless it's just a super casual friendship, but I know you are talking about something more close.
