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>no mommy gf to wrap her legs around you and stroke your hair as your bury your face in her breasts and cum inside her
>no mommy gf to sneak up behind you and firmly grab your throat with one hand as she pushes her breasts up against your back and begins stroking your cock with the other hand.
>no mommy gf to pin you down and suffocate you with her breasts as she satisfies herself with your cock
>no mommy gf to sit you in her lap and rest her breasts on your head as she fondles your privates
>tfw my mother was a crazy feminist who blamed men whenever something went wrong with her life and now I crave the soft motherly affection that I never had.
Wake me up
>>27817240
what's that chinese comic called anon?
>>27817156
>haven't been able to mommy my bf for like a month because muh depression
>makes me feel even more depressed
>you are somewhere in europe
>suddenly you see this girl getting groped by a bunch of arab and black migrants
>AAAAHHHH ANON HELP ME THESE REFUGEES ARE TRYING TO RAPE ME
how would you react?
>>27816851
I join in like any other robot
Laugh at yuropoors and wave my mini American flag
>>27816851
pull out dick and put it in her mouth.
What majors did you choose?
Do you like them?
SAT scores?
I need to feed off you so I have an idea of where in fucking going in life. Thinking about majoring in philosophy
>>27816684
Nice, one of the Rarer Elliots, I've only seen that posted about 2-3 times since the thread
I chose law then dropped out
Is his face photoshopped there? Looks like something from oblivion
>>27816705
Did you put in the effort? Or was it just too much to handle?
Enjoy your lunch hour, wagecuck.
>>27816589
Thanks desu. I got Chinese.
I'll make 18 dollars in the next hour just eating and shitting
>>27816639
>$18
what do you do anon?
t. min wage worker here
>>27816674
Cad/Cam design and casting
Over 6 hours a day is time and a half
>tfw only made 90 dollars tax free yesterday
>Thanks for taking me out, Anon.. I'm having a great time. What do you say we get Dominos and head back to my place? We'll set up the cameras and see where things go from there...
>>27815906
That's a nice cock, anon, not bad. Overall well formed with a good amount of girth. Everything is there, it's what you should expect, yes everything is there but it's have to try it to find out first.
This guy is so mysterious. What does he do for a living? Why is he always wearing suits? Why does he only do stuff at night or early mornings?
>>27815906
cool, i love making stop motion films! do you have a plot in mind or should we just wing it?
Haven't made one of these in a while. This is a thread for straight up loners. Genuine ones. Those of us with no friends. With no one in the world to talk to. Those of us who face every waking moment entirely alone, our triumphs and our losses entirely invisible to the world. Those of us who are ghosts.
>>27814900
Reporting in.
I live alone in an apartment and I haven't talked to a human who wasn't a cashier in two years.
>>27814900
does family count? OC comment bt2
Hello anon.
Do internet friends count?
Is dude weed lmao good for robots?
Never smoked, tell me more about how do you feel when high
420blaze it brah
To be serious for a second, it actually made me think about my life and how I treated the people around me. I honestly feel like it made me a better person. It's also fun, so what's not to love. Try it out anon!
>>27814880
first time didn't get high once I started using a bong shit got so good.
>"You know it's not gonna suck itself, right?"
I sure bet you've tried though, fruitcake.
Ugly boys should not be allowed to become traps.
>>27814215
ughh racist much??
How does this make you feel, /r9k/?
Does it make you feel upset?
Do you think she can't feel the same anxiety you feel because she is a good looking woman?
If you do, then YOU are the problem.
The garbage journalism is annoying, and you intentionally trying to provoke a reaction by sharing this trash is also annoying.
What is the original context? Why did she share a picture of herself having a panic attack?
>>27813981
Because normies like to share photos of themselves all the time but i have anxiety :33333
>>27813944
What is she anxious about? I'm being serious. What the fuck could she even be even remotely stressed about? Why the fuck would you take a picture of yourself while you're melting down like that if it wasn't a cry for attention?
how do i find a traditional chinese wife.....
Go work in china. They more or less force you to marry one as part of the assimilation protocol.
sauce:
Friend who moved there.
>>27813347
she's the cutest looking girl i have ever seen
>>27813383
shes so modest and nice
i want to marry her
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I never understood Eliot.
>Not ugly, better looking than me.
>Rich, has a decent car (I have $1000 junk on wheels)
>Could have got tons of pussy if he lifted
>Goes insane because 22 virgin when many people (including me) are older virgins.
He threw away his life when there are countless people in worse positions than he is.
Read the manifesto. He's full blown non-meme autistic with psychotic elements at the end.
.t psych nurse
because he was a mentally ill narcissistic faggot
reminder that he is not like us and never will be, he's the textbook definition of a failed normie
Autism works in strange ways
I broke up with my 1st girlfriend. She kept seeing her EX and visiting a bunch of dudes. Did I do well?
Also. Today is my birthday. You guys are my only friends I talk to.
I didn't cry. I feel relieved the nightmare is over. She would suck all my money, drive her all over the fucking world, I would take her to her EX, and I would deal with her abusive behaviour. The sex was great though. But god damn she was a total cunt.
>>27813265
Yeah she isn't really that good looking. She isn't ugly per say but just really boring to look at.
>>27813265
Is that her? Because god damn that just screams "RED FLAGS". You made the right choice.
>>27813265
Yes. Robots are really vulnerable to abusive relationships, you did well to get out. I'm sorry that you had to go through that.
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon. I want to fuck plz
>>27813183
Man, I remember when I first went through puberty. I don't envy you, anon. You have my sympathy.
I just finished fapping and the thought of big fat nigger pussy on my dick made me cum buckets. What is wrong with me ?
>>27813195
You don't understand, I feel if I don't fuck soon I'll want to kill myself
Desperate for a wee but someone's in the bathroom edition
>>27811220
mornin lads
just tidied my room. everything is neat, no clutter. feels great desu
tidyness is an essential part of neetlife I think, how can you enjoy all the free time in a cluttered room?not that my wagie ass would know
>>27811243
Mornin'.
Have a nice day at work today, m8.
Oy oy lads, DS3 today, I'm excited.
On a side note, does anyone have any experience with St Johns wort? I'm not having much luck with SSRIs and I've put a stone on since I started taking them.
>one chance at life
>five feet nine inches
>>27809621
I did ok. Got this.
>one chance at life
>six feet three inches
ripped and good facial aesthetics too, too bad I'm autism and haven't left the house besides for gym and uni in 5 years
>>27809688
>lying for validation
>lying on the Internet for validation
>lying on r9k for validation
