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Back to work tomorrow, can't bloody wait edition
Post the waifus lads!
>tfw just ordered this lovely dinner for myself tonight
>>27771351
alri fat boy, is all of it really necessary
Prison gay thread for prison gays.
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
>>27771222
You're not in prison. You're just gay.
>prison gay
this implies that the men somehow turned gay because only men were available
but i'll tell you what, cute and feminine young gay guys have even higher standards than your average girl
and the other type of faggots you would never want to get close to
~~~~Sex advice from robots~~~~
Should I wear a condom the first time I have sex with my girlfriend? We've been in a long distance relationship for a year now and she's coming to visit cause there's a convention here soon. Bot her and just know we'll fuck. But I'm wondering if I should wear a condom. We both never had sex before so STD's aren't a problem. So my question is, do you robots think I should wear a condom or pullout?
Ps we've seen each other irl before, but this is gonna be our first time fucking.
Use a condom. Pullout is not an effective birth control.
>>27787554
Alright, but if I do use it ill have to take it off before I cum on her face or something like that. Which is quite inconvenient. But if you say I need to wear one I will. Thanks.
>>27787511
pullout bruh condoms feel terrible. plus its your first time, just do it. you will be in pure ectasy , doing it raw is amazing
Holy shit! This guy is so shy he's never even KISSED a girl! Lmao famm.
>yfw they send a female reporter to interview him
I liked the subtle symbolism of the girl on her phone casually walking behind him. The photographer knew his stuff, no idea he exists.
>>27786763
this guy looks so much like what i imagine myself looking like in 20 years, minus the glasses (excellent eye genes)
>My looks haven't done anything for me.
>I'm still a huge loser with a two-year degree and a dead end job dealing with niggers and spics.
>I'm 25 poor and I live at home in my parents shitty house.
>Due to dropping out of college a few years ago I have ZERO friends.
>I can't go back to school because i've hit the 50k financial aid limit. (Even though I want to more than anything)
>MFW I have no idea what easy mode life is like.I've been poor my entire life.
>>27785997
Hint: you're not attractive.
>>27785997
Post your face if you are attractive.
>>27786093
No because then you'll just call me a slut and a roastie. What good will it do?
be careful of what you may learn in my inner sanctum..heh
come
*Cautiously strolls in, hand on hilt*
And what may I learn here, stranger?
>>27785725
It is time the student defeats his teacher
I challenge you to a duel sensei!
*unzips katana*
at least these people are having fun, when's the last time you did?
Alright you fuckers
>date of birth
>worst year and why
>best year and why
>random fact about yourself
>>27785629
>1997
>2014 Depressed and suicide from aut ppl ;-;
>2015 no more autistic people
>used to be semi pro at LoL
>1993
>2006 dad died
>2011 moved out
>phimotic cock
>1990
>1990, I was born
>2016, I'm going to kill myself
>I can cum in 10 seconds
Who here just wants to meet a nice tumblr girl to hate but then slowly fall in love with after growing on each other? Am I literally autistic?
>>27785599
>tumblr girl
You mean entitled landwhales who whine and declare themselves a made up gender? No. If it's like pic related though and is literally none of what makes up the stereotypical, cancerous, spread out minority that makes Tumblr shit, then sure.
>>27785647
pic related would be a nice example but with less attention whoring and pseudo bullshit
Tumblrinas are tsundere for us. It's a well-known fact that they want 4chan men to make passionate yet gentle love to them, the way only a 4chan man can.
what do you guys think of open relationships?
would you ever do an open relationship?
personally me not really
>>27785132
not really my business
not really my interest
It's 1-2 people being incredible naive about how other people work. Either one person thinks they're worth more than their partner, or a couple who clearly care about each other the most think it's fun and okay to have a couple little orbiters each.
personal experience.
>>27785132
Open relationships are very rarely fair.
Usually, the woman ends up getting laid far more often than the man, and he gets upset. It's mainly employed by women who already have guys lined up but are too afraid to leave a sure thing right away.
It's basically having you cake and eating it too.
What do robots eat?
Literally whatever's available.
I'm too much of a lazy sack of shit to do meal prep.
>>27784514
Do you buy your own food?
Do you prefer canned, bagged, boxed, fresh?
>tfw only beans and noodles in the house to last me until wednesday
I'm a retard when It comes to budgeting
I usually spend all my money on takeout then end up having to buy shit with my last 20 bucks to last me a fortnight.
>first gf
>she's a nerdy autistic girl
>thought she would be quirky and fun
>she's actually really boring and cold and makes me feel bad all the time
>feel legitimately worse now than before I had a gf but I'm so scared of being alone I don't want to break up
>>27784184
If you feel worse now than you did before you had a gf, then why are you scared of being alone? You feel worse now, so go back to being single. You said it yourself that you were happier.
>>27784493
It's just so rare for me to be close to a girl, I want to keep waiting to see if she will change but I have this creeping feeling that she won't.
>>27784184
Walk away m8.
If she's a bitch she will stay a bitch, save yourself before its too late
QT 3.14 explains how to identify a Jew.
The more you know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEyi4UnQ4fY
>>27783903
I chocked on my ale, when she said KEK the Frog GOD.
lololol
>>27783903
MARRY ME
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>>27784623
choked*
At what age do you think it's weird to be a virgin?
>>27783901
It's never weird to be a virgin.
>>27783927
the nile
I think: Never.
Society thinks: 23.
>age
>amount of girlfriends you've ever had
>amount of hugs or holding hands you've had with a girl
>19
>0
>2
>>27783630
>18
>0
>one but we were both drunk
>21
>1
>Lost count
I'll show myself out
>>27783630
>24
>3 gfs sex with 11 blowies or handies from another 11
>dunno desu familia
what do you still enjoy?
food and music here
I literally enjoy nothing at this point. I'd kill myself if I had the guts and energy.
finding a really good song I like and just listening to it on repeat for about 2-3 days straight until I get burned out from it and it loses its magic
pretty sure this is proof my brain is fried
>>27783488
Sleep.
I would have killed myself months ago if I had access to a gun.
