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Yes, yes gentlemen we know:
> Hurr durr, grill here.
> Roasties get out, REEEEEEEEEEE
Thank you for your contribution. Now to those of you who care.
> be me
> average looking femanon
> guy I used to know from highschool messages me, wants to take me out
> he's nice and somewhat good looking but I'm not attracted to him
> I've been lonely and unattached for 7 years now
> I really wish I liked him because I hate being alone, but I just don't
> similarly the only guys that ever approach me are average looking and there's never any attraction - I hate it
> I've been thinking of saying yes anyway
> we've bumped into each other a few times and he doesn't give off any creeper vibes
I wish female attraction was as simple as male attraction, men don't know how lucky they have it with their primarily vision based attraction instincts. I know I could like some of these guys if I got to know them but I'm not interested enough to be enthusiastic about going out. Further more, I am never in any social situations (because I'm introverted and spend most of my time at home) so I don't actually get to know anyone before hand so I'm never in a situation where men I already like ask me out.
What do I do fellow femanons, bite the bullet and force myself to go out or perhaps join a dating website and try to inspire attraction that way? I haven't felt butterflies for a man since my last boyfriend!!! help!
>>27796518
>I wish female attraction was as simple as male attraction, men don't know how lucky they have it with their primarily vision based attraction instincts. I know I could like some of these guys if I got to know them but I'm not interested enough to be enthusiastic about going out. Further more, I am never in any social situations (because I'm introverted and spend most of my time at home) so I don't actually get to know anyone before hand so I'm never in a situation where men I already like ask me out.
nice bait
>>27796518
Worst bait I've seen as a femanon OP so far.
raged, saged, kill yourself op
>Dad finds your poop bucket
>>27795668
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kg34LCIrwK
>>27795668
>Aunt finds your cum bowl
>>27795668
>mom found the fuck box
I jsut dont understand how youre still a virgin...
Why do you think that is?
Why dont you get an escort?
How has no drunken skank given you a pitty fuck or something?!
Come on bots, dafuq??
>>27793675
obstacles to consider that are weighed against losing virginity:
>diseases
>hurting someones feelings and having them commit legal acts of revenge
>legal consequences
>really fucking ugly/losing any semblance of self respect you might have left
>>27793675
>fucking a disgusting escort or a random party whore
come on anon like anyone would do this
>>27793785
So fear basically... You do know most people who fuck, do so without consequence.
>>27793886
I see some pretty desperate posts... Its always an option.
Have you guys ever considered that it is anime that is ruining your life?
It gives you a rose coloured perspective of the world and you won't settle for anything short of that and thus you just sit inside and complain about how the world isn't how you want it to be.
Just stop watching anime and you're life will get better
no because i don't watch anime anymore.
>>27793052
>just do one thing and it will fix your life
No thanks anon. It doesnt work that way
There are plenty of normal people who like anime.
There are plenty of weird normal people who like anime.
The problem is deep.
Robots, I think I'm going insane. I can't be sure, but I really do think I am. What do I do? How can I know for sure?
What are you going through right now that makes you think this?
>>27792622
Know the feel OP
>Short term memory loss
>Mood swings (can feel happy one moment, want to commit suicide the next)
>Auditory hallucinations (rare).
>>27792643
Lots of things
>reading words and thinking they are totally different words, with otherwise innocuous words pie becoming words with negative connotations like die, rape, death, etc.
>inanimate objects moving in the periphery of my vision
>seeing shadowy figures on the street outside
>scared if I stand to close to the mirror I'll get pulled inside
>weird desire to murder strangers with an axe for no explicable reason
I'm not being edgy. I'm thoroughly spooked and 100% sincere.
>Be me
>Be 9.5/10 qt 3.14 girl
>Guys don't pay attention to me because I'm not a 10/10
>Get rejected by all the guys I ask out
>Will either have to resort to a male prostitute or die a virgin
Any other fembots wish they were born on easy mode? Pic related.
I get that you're mad, but you have to realize there are posters equally mad and sub 90iq retarded on here, if you start sardonically pretending to be the girls you hate, you're mostly going to upset stupider fellow robots.
Also, baiting as a girl is a slippery slope to being a tranny.
Keep this up and you'll be chopping your dick off next year.
I'm pretty sure that statistic is wrong and actually shows the opposite.. Lying cunt
>>27792347
OP, thats a bate image where you swapped the top line of text. We've all seen the original.
Literally the cure all for everything.
The only negative is that it causes schizophrenics to go nuts.
Why the fuck aren't you doing this?
>getting a schizo meditation high
>negative
u wot
If you're not going nuts you're doing it wrong
>>27792327
Why does it cause skitzos to go nuts?
>>27792539
Because it clears the clutter and allows them to see whatever they usually see more vividly. Or explore new shit, I don't know.
Normal people have boring minds, though, so nothing happens to them except they feel calm and whatever.
Sanity is a meme
Why the fuck is this allowed?
even with my shitty genetics I still deserve a half decent bitch and yet I get nothing
also Chad/alpha hate thread
>>27791965
>deserve
You are entitled to nothing
>he actually thinks he is entitled to another living human being's sexual attention just because of his genetics, something he didn't choose or work for
My sides.
>>27792026
Yes he is. He is entitled to a woman, as all women are entitled to a man.
POST anime And 3d CUTIES in this thread and talk to a drunk neet please
Find inventive ways to bypass the robot to psot anime : the thread
ill start out with some choice cuties
come and pos tin this thread now!
I still dont know if OP can bump their own thread or not
someone tell me please
I can't stop it. My cock is throbbing and fully erect almost all the time now. My cock needs pussy. I need pussy. Please someone give me pussy. I have been a virgin for as long as I can remember and I've endured it. But now I need pussy. I'll die if I don't get pussy soon. Will my suffering ever end?
>>27790983
Hookers my friend. Lots and lots of hookers.
That body is 10/10 desu
>>27790983
i know you're exagerating about your cock being hard almost all of the time, but just in case:
if you have an erection for more than about 4 hours you can suffer permanent cock damage that can lead to erectile dysfunction or even require amputation of the penis
if you have a boner for >= 4 hours, go to the emergency room ASAP
this happens because the blood gets trapped in the penis but can't get out, so no oxygen is circulating. so after a while all the oxygen runs out and the cells of your penis and all the blood in there start to die.
I think in the worst cases you can get blood infections or septic shock that can kill you.
IF YOU HAVE AN ERECTION FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS GO TO THE EMERGENCY WARD IMMEDIATELY
Let's have an old fashioned feel thread
>tfw only grill i ever liked is going to study abroad
>no point in confessing my feelings
I thought I'd given up on love and gf, but I'm really sad right now because I don't think I'm ever gonna find anyone like her.
what about you, robots? share your feels here.
>tfw feel ambitious and try my hardest to achieve goals, but I never seem to make any progress
i hate myself
>tfw ywn stab OP in the stomach with a serrated blade and observe the look on his face when his organs pour out.
>>27789356
>tfw hungry because stressed
>tfw if I eat it's just going to go to waste
>tfw I'm going to have to anyway in order to sleep
It never ends. I just want to forget everyone and everything including myself.
Why are all women expected to look presentable and caked in makeup or else they'll be viciously bullied or a social outcast?
You male robots have no idea how hard it is for women.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWTRwj9t-vU
>>27789101
It's a different game. Women have to look good, men have to be competent, suave, and confident.
>>27789114
Women have way more pressure to look good than men. Being an ugly woman is infinitely harder than being an ugly male.
>>27789101
Nigger, they did this to themselves. I always hear this argument about how hard it is for women to not follow societal norms (i.e. wearing make up, being fashionable, etc). They're the ones that bully one another. Guys could give a shit about it. Fuck off.
What are you fembots looking for in a male partner?
>>27788600
Just somebody who supports my art. Somebody who will put up with my emotions and mental illness. Somebody who actually cares and calls me beautiful, even on the days I am not looking so good.
Somebody who will cook for me when I cook for them. Somebody to go on camping trips with.
Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
>>27790196
>Somebody who is completely obsessed with their hobbies or career.
Most important part of this post
>>27788600
Big dick, lots of money (Not afraid to spend some on me, or most of it on me). College degree, needs to be social, large poo of friends is a must because I need to be shown off. He also needs to not be a virgin, I don't have time to babysit someone and teach them sex. So yeah thats basically it.
Daily reminder that chad experienced pic related in hs
>>27788523
Why do they keep their shoes on, fuck.
>>27788546
They're not using condoms so it's their sole protection.
>>27788523
what? fuck some sluts with blown out pussies?... pffft beta tier, anyone can buy a prostitute bruh
![panty_and_stocking__angel_stocking_acen_2012_by_sfliminality-d4y5bl8[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PCA0xLG.jpg "panty and stocking angel stocking acen 2012 by sfliminality-d4y5bl8[1]")
>Thanks for coming to the con with me anon
>>27788333
Nahh thanks for having me come out, it's been an awesome time! Wanna go get some drinks over dinner now? We can stay in our costumes...maybe just take them off after.
>>27788333
No I don't want to go to the food court
>>27788333
Nice trips, fatty
