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Do you have enough attention span for classical music?
The "listening to classical music means I'm intelligent" meme needs to die. It's just music family.
Yes I do.
Posting most based Tchaikovsky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTE08SS8fNk
>>27910271
>I'm 12 and no one can possibly enjoy something that I deem stupid
Time to grow up. Some people actually understand art music, granted they're usually classical musicians themselves, but still.
>he imagines performing the music he's listening on a stage in high school
>>27910202
Why do we all share the same autistic fantasies?
>>27910202
What the fuck. How do you know?
>>27910202
are you fucking for real
Why are dogs masculine and cats feminine?
>dog is a desperate attention whore who grovels at your feet
>cat is aloof but friendly, periodically stopping by for attention
motherfucker what
cats are sneaky, deceptive and manipulative
>>27909638
Last I checked female dogs and male cats existed...
What a MORAN
Mom issues [Real Incest]. . .
Need help on this situation.
First let me clarify some things
1:My English is really bad.
2:This didnt end in sex.
3:I posted this thread yesterday and get everyone was curious, i will post here the last time
>The context:I have 4 brothers, 2 males and 1 yonger girl, i am the youngest boy, and when i was a kid, everybody thinks i was gay, because my stepdad is a limited person,
and just because i cry and have long hair he thinks i am a sick person
>When i start growing up 8 to 9 years, my stepdad advises my older brothers to show me porn to turn me in a man, i didnt like this on that age, and this freak my stepdad.
>With 10 years, my mom ask me to take kinky pictures of her, to send to my stepdad, she didnt ask my older brothers to don't embarrass, i take this pictures, i remember being nervous
but not horny
>with 10 to 15 i start to jerk off a lot, but not for normal porn, always kinky and taboo stuff, and this years i always give my mom massage, but naively
>With 16 years old i start to get disgusting and nasty seeing my mom hairy pussy inside her thong when giving massage, and a stopped doing that
>16 to 17 years old, i get into MOMcest and Big ass porn
>17 years old all porns i watch fantasized mom and son relationship, even on teen stuff
>Say to my mom about my Fimosis problem, she ask to i show my dick to her, he didnt looked amazing, she says i need a surgery
Continue...
This is the third gayest piece of literature I have ever laid my eyes on.
>>27909010
>Trusting anyone but a doctor about your phimosis
I will respond to everyone who posts in this thread with a meaningful post, come on in lads and lasses
will you give me a brohug ?
>>27908615
>>27908677
Here you go brobots
I rarely get yous...
gimme!
Hello everyone, I'm a 6/10 fembot. I really want to initiate something with my guy friend. He has lots of attractive female friends but has been single for a while. He's the life of the party kind of guy who's quite popular and out of my league but it wouldn't hurt to try would it? The girls he hangs out with it don't really see him as fugg material (he isn't traditionally attractive) so that might help me a bit. He just sees me as one of the guys at this point, what are some foolproof seduction tips? All i've tried so far is making lots of eye contact which isn't helping my case much.
Show us your ugly face.
orgiginigle
literally just take off your pants and tell him to stick his penis inside you
>>27907471
Tell him about it when he's alone.
If he's a decent person he won't tell about it everyone else if he doesn't feel the same.
I made it robots. Here's my story
> be me
> ugly as fuck, 2/10 face, manlet 5'5
>due to a traumatic brain injury as a child i have a voice that makes me sound like a literal retard
>go to college, STEM masterrace
>meet qt (pic related, its her)
> get the balls to ask her to lunch
>she says yes
> I don't totally sperg out and we start hanging out on a regular basis
>fast forward to out final year together.
> ask her out, she says yes
> didnotexpectthis.jpg
> ask herwhy she said yes
>" anon your the nicest guy I've ever met. How could I not love you?"
> best day of my life
> fast forward to the present, we are engaged and I've never been happier
I'm gonna make it bros.
>>27907214
Stop photographing random women and daydreaming, m8.
>>27907262
Fuck you this is real
Lol she looks like a meth addict porch monkey
>tfw it is getting warmer
>tfw creepshot season has begun
If you don't creepshot you are basically a normie.
You have to go outside to creepshot.
You also need to be able to get close enough to women without drawing suspicion and disgust.
I'd rather be a normie than whatever losers you guys are.
>>27905227
Never understood the whole creepshot thing. Why take pics of beautiful girls, if you can't have those beautiful girls? It's like guys who have pics of Ferraris in their rooms, but drive beat up old, second-hand Hondas
You're cucking yourself.
who /chad/ here
I'm not. Asian virgins are just easily impressed
>>27905025
You have my interest. Post moar of conversation plzthx
>:3
can all of you stop using this face it's a huge red flag same with c:
She thinks thats nice? lol wtf.
My dick is so much more aesthetic than that, I guess my worries are pointless.
Those who don't hate dogs are people who have never owned dogs.
Prove me wrong if you can.
Basically. I hated dogs all my life until I finally got one at 22 years old. 28 now and I have 3.
I have the space and appropriate land for them to be on. I could see why someone wouldn't like dogs not having a large backyard and a spacious house.
>>27904832
Doggos are best
>>27904832
Can confirm. Had three dogs in my life and I fucking hate them. I go into a furious rage when I have to tiptoe around outside because retarded fucking dogs shat everywhere. Worse still, I get a seizure if I see a dogshit somewhere on the pavement.
>it's genetics
>lifting and hygiene won't change my face
>why bother wearing anything but sweatpants every day i don't leave the house
>>27904559
>think about losing weight all the time
>realize i will still be ugly
your picture is just a meme
>>27904559
What if youre skinny and ugly? dumb bait thread pls kys
>>27904559
That dude look better before. He had nice skin and looked innocent. And he has uglier skin checkmate.
Women Going Their Own Way, you don't need society, friends or men. Remain celibate, asocial and focus on your hobbies and dreams.
Post plans and progress.
>cleaned my room, throwing out junk I don't need, going back to Loomis
Do you always intentionally turn down men or do you choose not to associate with them in the first place?
Nice that this is a thing. I wouldn't necessarily wear the label but I fit the ideal.
I'm heavy under school pressures but as soon as I have free time I plan to get a shit ton of sewing done. I have a lot of stuff that I want to get made before summer rolls around.
My intentions are to go out and get fisted by a few black guys at my local club
Fuck off you cunt. Go somewhere else.
SAGE
Daily Reminder it's the Black mans time the White Race is dying and can't get pussy and is to scared to go clubbing.
More Blacks are getting a rulership mentality and don't want whites run mining off. Blacks now own the streets.
WEbloxoablox
>>27904336
I don't get this pic. Yes I understand they're insinuating blacks were Egyptians, but why is that Black Egyptian dabbing?
WUZblixblox
How do you guys feel about hiring a gf to spend time and cuddle
I was considering doing it because I like spending time with a companion from time to time an I don't feel like going out and picking up a chick
>>27904307
Fuck that shit. Bitch is way too expensive
Just use AMPS.
>>27904307
I think that's pretty sad but then again look at the size of her nose.
>>27904307
She's like a prostitute that you don't get to fuck
This level of cuckoldry is fucked up
>>27904486
*rubs hands*
Women only care about your looks.
If you honestly think otherwise, you're retarded.
>>27903921
Truth.
If I weren't a Chad autist, women wouldn't like me.
The only reason they have fallen in love with me because of my looks.
I'm 22 year old virgin desu. I'm well aware of the fact women don't like the way I look.
>inb4 people who think they're not virgin because of the way they look
oh you delusional pricks
Dick size is just as important
