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>>27927548
Does this board look like fucking /pol/ to you?
Fuck off.
>>27927562
If you support Bernie you support gynocentrism and feminism and the death of the bottom 80% of males women hate.
>girl's entire argument is spinning a noisemaker and swearing
Would you ever consider having kids?
For me, ignoring the reason of being ugly, I personally would never have children, ever
What would be your reasons for not having kids?
Too much responsibility. Even if I could handle it, I don't want it.
I already work around them. I hate kids.
>b...b...but its different when they're your own
Even worse reason to have kids.
I almost definitely won't, at this point.
The main reason I want to is because I have good parents and they deserve grandkids. And I thought for sure my sister would be doing that, but now I'm not sure whether she will or not. Probably a bad reason for me to do it, though
Hey, guys. Come get your (You)s and human interaction. I'll respond to everyone who posts a pic of some sort (it doesn't have to be of yourself). We can talk about anything.
>>27927059
Where is my (you)
>legit forever alone hiki fag
But I'm not good with human interaction.
Daily reminder, robots, that you can fix your life by converting to Islam and becoming involved in your local Muslim community/mosque.
>Muslim women are loyal, traditional, and actively seeking husbands
>You will be white and more attractive than most Middle Eastern/Asian men
>Guaranteed wife + family
>Muslim brothers will accept you with open arms as friends
>You can go on the Hajj and visit far off, holy lands
>You can find inner peace
>Will have an actual direction and purpose in life
>You might cure your depression
Why haven't you recited the shahada yet, /r9k/?
desu I'd probably do this just for the free muzzie wife, they get the perfect kind of t h i c k
>>27926986
Got a mussie gf once without needing to convert, OP is a faggot
>>27927047
That requires effort and skills that robots do not have, however.
Acquiring a wife religiously bypasses the usual requirements of conventional attractiveness/fitness/western "alpha male" standards.
Why aren't you anarchists robots?
>>27926656
I don't really give enough of a fuck about society to try and pigeon-hole by worldview into a collective hivemind.
>>27926676
You could kill the rich, share wealth and resources to other robots.
>>27926698
Without the rich creating jobs and industry for tax money, I wouldn't get welfare. Not a fan of biting the hand which ultimately feeds, anon.
Lets get one going.
Iron man numbers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
Crazy ex #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPrcMfRePvs
Crazy ex #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-HNHBBvBn8
Wife having tantrum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PEPoO08IMog
Ex wife abusing husband: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toz-JgqhI94
Psycho ex girlfriend: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWpecs_Q5_c
Angry mexican ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAPTUsRRpcE
Crazy black ex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJUUbqQdRu8
Crazy ex#3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoiyagAzdhQ
Women hit by a car #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Qkyx6MMFc
Women hit by a car #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0CK6WQBftY
Bunch of black women hit by a car; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSi5Y0y0qpQ
Bumperino
>Captcha: Leroy Jekyl
>>27926613
>Women hit by a car #1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9Qkyx6MMFc [Embed]
>Women hit by a car #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0CK6WQBftY [Embed]
>Bunch of black women hit by a car; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSi5Y0y0qpQ [Embed]
Jesus Christ that's a bit too edgy.
Yesterday's thread was a riot let's keep this up
In the eternal struggle between edgelords and normies, what is today's edgelord music? What is the modern incarnation of rock that's popular among the edgy masses?
pop punk?
>>27925874
wtf is that?
originale
>>27925905
Terriblebloxblox
When I was six years old, I constantly fantasized about loving a girl (random girl) so much that I would eat her shit. I literally spent days as I imagined a girl going to the toilet shitting on a plate and me eating and enjoying that shit.
I am a cyborg now but I know deep down that I was too fucked up way early to have a normie life.
>>27925315
I have this weird death fetish that I had even when I was like 6.
I also used to manipulate my friends so I could perv out on them.
Nope, the "weirdest" thing I wanted to do was grabbing the big round butt of a kindergarten helper when I was 5.
Thinking back that was some good ass. I'm kinda regretting I never did it.
>>27925315
Was my 18 yr old sitters secret cumslave from when I was 5 for about four years. Nobody ever found out. I feel like everything people know me as is fake and nobody will ever really know me
>Why have you never had a gf anon??
>>27925048
>have you never had
Never asked for one.
my personal life is not a discussion theme, go away
>tfw your mom basically sets you up on a date with one of her friend's daughters
I met this girl a couple times back when we were kids, but I haven't seen her in years and I have no idea what she's like or even what she looks like. I don't even know what to do, I've never socially hung out with a girl by myself before, I have no personality, and I'm boring as hell. Though, the entire reason why this is happening is because her mom told mine that she doesn't have anyone to watch Star Wars and Marvel movies with. She might be just as much of a loser as me, but I don't know if that makes the situation better or worse. I just want to be alone forever, it's so much easier than having to be around people.
You want to be alone because it's easier. Humans need to connect with other humans to be happy, and this backwards toxic shithole definitely doesn't count, it's just making you worse.
Just go on the date and enjoy, you have a lot to gain and nothing to lose
>>27923137
>Star Wars and Marvel movies
She's likely an average looking normalfag who has been plowed by MULTIPLE men, and you are going to be the only guy willing to be seen in public with her which will eventually lead to you becoming her beta provider. Don't give into it.
>>27923137
Stop being a fucking loser in self-pity who wants everything done the easy way then. Just go and look what happens, if you fuck it up its only 1 day, dumb loser.
Does anybody here want to take care of a cute anorexic schizophrenic boy?
Yeah, I can "take care".
How do I get schizophrenia?
Please respond
>>27923056
>take care of
ay yeah, me and uh... Mario 'll get it done
Western women actually think they can spend their teens and twenties jumping from dick to dick and then expect men who were rejected by them constantly when younger to fix their fuck up of a life.
I actually feel joy when I hear about a Stacy being beaten or killed by their abusive boy. It actually make me feel happy.
I'm not that /edgy/ but I do get a kick from all those 'waiting for a REAL MAN to STEP UP to the PLATE left by some LITTLE BOY' posts that garner a nice circle-jerk spree in the comments.
If you're looking for a fool-proof way to totally fuck up your life, go ahead and become a single mom. Short of being a widow, you made some bad choices to end up in that spot.
>>27922709
>/edgy/
Not edgy just cruel towards women after they have treated me and others like me while having the gale to still say they are still oppressed.
>>27922659
>real man
>balding
>skinnyfat
>short
>cuckold
>beta
ok I'll stick with being a "boy"
>so, Anon, where are you taking me this day?
>>27922200
Dat mouth on Deez nutz, haha got im!
>>27922200
In the ass.
originalniye
>>27922200
>*today
silly slavshit
Hungover and dreading work tomorrow edition
Paki here. Why are white teen girls so fucking slutty? Not complaining though. She was a good fuck.
>>27921604
unacceptable behaviour, desist immediately
Had to pick up a friend at Manchester airport this morning.
So many Pakis lads. Head scarfs on the women and those white dress things the men wear. You could tell they were right off to Rotherham to hang round the local foster homes to get themselves some white meat.
Country is fucked lads
this is an eggman appreciation thread
fuck the haters senpai
That's actually a pretty good picture of him.
He looks a lot better than usual.
>this is the face of a man that went to a gamers convention expecting everyone to recognize his /r9k/ fame and take pictures with him but instead he spend the whole convention alone like a loser
>eggman's current plan is to work himself into homelessness
Only our eggy kek.
>>27920603
I've never heard this one before. When was it?
