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There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.
>>27956859
Rollioli pass the spagolli
pls fuck rabbit give my benis blessings
>>27956859
He who has a why to live can bear almost any how.
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you're part of the 99.999% who don't own private property you have no reason to not support going FULL COMMUNISM
ETERNAL REMINDER that capitalism relies on worker exploitation to survive, and it's beginning to quickly regress into feudalism (such as fracking companies forcibly seizing people's property in England)
ETERNAL REMINDER that Communism is the true beta uprising because Its about the overthrow of normie capitalism that normies thrive off of. Normies love social darwinism even though Darwin himself was against it and the survival of the fittest says that it's the ones who adapt the most to their environment, not the smartest or strongest who survive
>But communism failed before!
So did most slave rebellions, and so did most independent republics for thousands of years before the French Revolution.
>But I'll surely be rich in the future!
No you won't, the best you'll ever get is a middle-class life where you will still always be a wageslave and one paycheck away from poverty and homelessness.
>But muh calvanism, if people fail they're meant to!
Go live in a forest and fight for survival from predators much larger than you if you think that's what life should be about. Everything that is going to survive is cooperation, not competition. The winner's glory moment will be a pale memory in history.
>But Communism killed so many people!
Those people were going against the community. Maybe those fags should stop hogging the crop. Most of the people that the red army killed were people using slave labor.
Society > the individual
Also most communists are smart and educated while most Fascists and capitalists are neanderthals who foam at the mouth at anything they don't like
>>27956672
ETERNAL REMINDER that if you earn minimum wage or more your better of than in a communist state.
>>27956869
>I-I'm so insecure that I have to feel superior to others
>>27956869
>free housing
>free healthcare
>guaranteed job
>military service and camaraderie
>the socialist states (and especially East Germany) pioneered research into why people remain beta virgins and successfully found a method of preventing it in childhood
Face it, bourgie, there is nothing worth salvaging in liberal capitalism unless you are already doing well in it.
I shared this boring ass story a few days ago but it felt rushed so i took my time again to rewrite it and the result is this wall of text i hope you can still enjoy
>Be me
>Grumpy weaboo teenager with no other talents or interest other than anime and videogames
>Be a shut in fagget
>Super awkward unless around my cool bros
>We are four nerds that skip school often to go play videogames at the local mall
>We get hooked to Halo 2 played on a lan connection
>in my third world country we got some business where you can go and play console games for around 1 dollar per hour, pretty much like a cyber but with xbox
>never develop actual social skills besides screaming faggot at each other every time we got killed
>Get first computer
>56k dial up connection
>Dem hentai pics, takes ages tho
>Back in the day you got charged on demand for internet usage
>Those bills with suspicious looking connection times
>between 12:30 and 3:00 am
> "Just homework dad"
>He knows but whatever
>get second computer, 30 gb of HDD, 256mb of ram and it could even read CD rooms
>Sweet cutting edge technology
>upgraded to 100 kbps and you could actually watch naruto if you waited the hour and a half that took for an episode to load
>Challenge accepted
>Watch first 300 or so chapters of naruto in a single month of intensive download sesions
>get Hooked to shoujo shit afterwards
> Meet this girl in a otaku chat room and after talking about tons of romance animes I get her to add me in the good ole MSN
>Im all grown up and pulling the moves
Holy shit, I'm not reading all of this
>She talks me about this MMO thing where you connect with thousands of people around the web and play together
>like with a huge fucking halo2 interconnection but you never have to leave home
>Sounds like my jam
>Download MU online after 16 hours of intensive modem activity
>play the shittiest game of video gaming history
>get hooked anyway
>Stare at the monitor all day long waiting for the jewels to drop as I kill mobs in the same spot for levels
>become distant even with closest friends
>Not even talking this grill anymore
>you aint affecting my grinding discipline, filthy casuals
Long story short, i was in the path to become, what you call in developed countries, a Neet. Just that i wont get any support from my family because they are neither stupid or rich, so I can either start working my life up or get my ass kicked out.
>As a heavens thing I finish school without dropping a single year. Im not that dumb by the way but neither am i a model student in any shape or form
>just do what i need to get thru with the minimum effort possible.
>Get 2nd place in my school for the state exam
>Dem dice rolls
>>27956113
Dont make me bring the ruler billy
>Get a New computer for graduation
>Quad core ddr2 of 2.1 ghz and 120 gbs of HDD a 2 gbs of ram
>Slam in a cheap ass gforce 7300gt I got with my savings
>Im setup for life
>Fast forward three years
>Manipulated my family to think i was doing well in two different careers
>First computer science,
>I aint touching that math
>dropped out after 6 months of doing nothing but playing lineage 2 and cod4
>All hail the cracked servers
>Convince my family for a second chance
>get into Visual Design
> Lets make some fucking games
>nope.jpg
>World of motherfucking warcraft comes in
>Private server obviously, i would have to save the spare money i get for 3 months just to pay one month.
>Play the shit outta it anyway
>try to balance wow with real life
>Not happening
>start dropping like half the classes every period
>Level 66 skirmishes in outland are far more rewarding than blending pixels in Photoshop
>Get to know imageboard communities
>cool, i like this dudes
> chan the fourth and warcraft, the good life
>Two and a half years go by
>I finally get expelled for poor performance
>o shit
>Try as always to talk down my parents
> "Lil shit you what?"
>get my ass kicked or rather slapped out of home
>Somehow managed to turn the unconditional love of my closest ones into hatred
>Too much lies and selfishness
>Find myself walking around in the streets
>Real life hits hard
Dick size thread. Be honest
9.5"x4.7"
10x8
A little longer than my iPhone 6s in a case.
Do you think girls wearing lolita show they have a mental issue?
They play dress up and pretend like they're little girls. There's something wrong with them.
Not any more than guys who LARP
>>27955882
>those
>girls
eeeh
Tried to use some oppai loli off the panda. Couldn't even do it. Straight shota is the best for some weird reason.
Why is abortion legal? Our most defenseless people are being killed because feminists say their lives don't matter. It should be outlawed and any woman who has one should be put in jail.
>>27955578
why is it legal to be an autist? they should be euthanized all of them
Only greedy capitalists support non abortion. After all, their new workers have to come from somewhere.
That said, just don't get pregnant .
>>27955578
I'd aboration was illegal then the world would be overpopulated with unwanted children.like you
Advice thread. No self-pity edition.
Hi /r9k/, resident normie here. Post your troubles and woes here and I will try to help you out with whatever advice I can.
>inb4 get of my board REEEEEE
>>27955395
OP can't inb4, normie newfag.
Now, GET OFF MY BOARD RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27955438
You seem to be rather displeased, friend. What's the matter bro, what's on your mind?
>>27955395
what are your qualifications mr normie
I will kill myself in 2 hours. Ask me anything
>>27955086
Probably going to join you.
See you at the gates anon.
>>27955086
what makes you so sure you won't pussy out
Fembot here stop being an attention whore
Why don't you just try some gay?
I mean, you do it with fleshlights, a watermelon, you fap to all kinds of porn. Why not just try human? Why not just get some of that good pink boipussy?
You know deep down you actually find it a little bit tiddelating.
Ok. How do gays decide who tops or bottoms?
Do you have to bottom when you first start out, to establish the necessary "gay cred"?
>>27955048
as a "straight" guy whos getting pretty desperate, i have to admit id probably accept a blowjob from a feminine looking guy but i wouldnt do anal
You must live alone(ish) on a remote desert island for one year without any outside help or material assistance.
However, you can choose specific items to help make you stay easier.
You have 10 points to spend in total.
Good Luck Anon.
>>27953854
masturbation kit, books, 6 months canned food and wood cabin
who the fuck goes on a deserted island in shorts and goretex sandals?
>>27954319
that island has a runway on it lol.
>tfw 24
Are you not happy?
Talk with your soulless, overpaid, overqualified, impersonal pill pushing hack medical professional and see if NUCLEARA(tm) is right for you*
XD
;0
:-)
*side effects may include permanent brain damage, liver failure, and death.
>tfw 28
>tfw 22 but mentality of 16 yr old
Let's have a good old fashioned Mexi feels thread.
Haven't seen one of these in a while, I hope there are still mexibots here feeling the feels.
>tfw manlet
Who /regio/ here?
I want robot friendos
Why are mexicans manlets?
And why have Mexicans invented less than blacks despite there being at least 1bn of them
>>27953465
>south side
Ugh, fucking scrap faggots, die already.
Oh boy, here we go, today's the day she kicks me out
>>27953222
Fuck
You send your mom memes?
>>27953222
Fuck I'm dying this is gr8
talkaboutthisdick
>people born in 1998 are allowed to post on 4chan now and most of them had sex years ago
>>27953083
Don't do this to me... I was born in '92
>>27953083
Jokes on you, I'm an 18 year old khv
>>27953083
O was born 98 but i'm still a KV
can i stay
The main difference between me an Chad is ...
>>27952715
>brusied knee
This is my fetish
just jacked off
LMAOOOOO
>>27952730
>having a fetish this obscure
you found the right board, m8y
