Who /drunk/ here? I'm drinking some 80% vodka
>>27977762
How fucking stupid are you? Finlandia is 40% you fucking idiot.
>>27977762
I used to but when I noticed I can down a whole bottle of vodka with just getting dizzy I thought its time to stop
>>27977762
Soon on a party, then I'll be too.
Where's my sensitive little guys too
i cried at the doctors office today
twice
>male
>F
Hello my crackas
I'm a 6-7/10 looking guy, will taking female hormones help me get a gf?
Now hear me out, look at all those host clubs in Japan where the guys almost look like girls. Look at wherever girls describe what they like, they often say stuff like: big lips, smooth skin, large eyes, good hair, and stuff. Guess what? Female hormones give that. Not to mention, I saw a map with women's most looked up porn tag the other day and in the West it seemed to be predominantly lesbian or teen. I'm not insane am I? I'm pretty sure this will be a good idea, am I right robots?...
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>>27976610
If you're really a 6 or 7 out of 10 looking guy, then you should be able to get a gf.
>Now hear me out, look at all those host clubs in Japan where the guys almost look like girls
That's because asian male attractiveness is based on looking as feminine as possible. It doesn't work that way in the west.
>I saw a map with women's most looked up porn tag the other day and in the West it seemed to be predominantly lesbian or...
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>>27976816
>It doesn't work that way in the west.
How so?
>those are crossdressing men whose buying and search pattern makes google analytics identify them as women
This just sounds like making stuff up
>>27976610
The boobs are an issue anon, watch out for your boobs. Check out femgen, I think they came up with a way to counteract booby growth if you start it early. I'm basically just a tranny in boymode (hrt for about 7 months) but I can tell you what that's been like as far as being more attractive on hormones goes. Keep in mind that I also lost a lot of weight so that skews this as well. I'm also manlet with a babyface.
Hrt cleared up my skin, made my eyes wider, slightly plumped my lips and gave...
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Ask an insomniac virgin NEET girl anything.
>>27974936
Can You rate me?
why do you think you deserve your own thread
why do you like to shitpost
i like shitposting too
i'm gonna shitpost in your thread!!!!!
is that okay? (don't answer this one)
>>27974959
No, sorry. This isn't /soc/.
Teeltes!
A new study proves that cut dicks are NOT less sensitive than uncut:
http://www.huffingtonpost.ca/2016/04/18/circumcised-less-sensitive_n_9721202.html
>>27974547
This is fucking bullshit fuck you
>by Arti Patel
>Arti Patel is an editor at the Huffington Post Canada covering lifestyle and viral content. A 2011 Ryerson University journalism grad, she generally covers health, women's issues, food, relationships, trends and coverage around diversity. Follow her
When do they ever learn to poo in loos?
>>27974547
I don't even care about being less sensitive t b h.
I still bust a nut whenever I masturbate and I never have a problem with pre-jac whenever I sleep with my girlfriend. She also says that she thinks cut looks 'cleaner' than uncut.
Fembot here,
Quick question for you guys.
Why do you like traps? It does make you gay. Theres no amount of female clothes and makeup that doesn't make it gay.
I don't understand what is attractive about it to you.
Don't you know these are just weak males pandering to get your attention?
Don't say it's just a few people here, it's like half the board.
No wonder a girl won't let you stick your penis in them. No girl wants to touch a guy that would fuck a trap.
So disgusting
I don't like traps, they are mentally ill but why are you so defensive? Afraid you might have to compete with a bunch of homosexuals for a robot?
Just bee yourself.
>>27973238
its only a mentally damaged few that like traps
Because it's 2d retard.
Honestly, how does it feel knowing that women will judge you on EVERYTHING out of your control like height, dick size, looks, social status?
And then, on top of that, they go and degrade themselves like this with the first Chad that they see?
How does it feel that women who have sucked thousands of dicks and have had trillions of gallons of cum on their faces judge you?
>>27972783
it feels fine bait thread. i'm used to it.
feels nothing
i dont care
>>27972783
Why would I care? Women have no self-awareness whatsoever and act only on emotions.
Where did you go wrong, robots?
What was the point in your life when you knew you were headed down this path?
>>27972648
around fourteen i had a mental break and got sent off to live at a facility for months. when i came back, i remember having to settle into a new room, because mine got taken by my brother, and all the furniture had changed and no body seemed to even care i was gone or that i was back. no one even visited me when i was gone.
when i realized no one cared, that kinda started it all. now i'm 31, and gleefully awaiting death.
don't think there has ever been a "breaking point" my life has just been consistently like this. poor mentally ill mother that never took me to school or spent time with me or did anything other than go to work and go home and sleep. didn't really have a lot of chances to make it better
There's no point at all. Life doesn't work that way. There's no karma, no justice, no fate. There's only those who were lucky to be born with the means to thrive (nice looks, optimistic personality, rich family, outgoing, smart or whatever) and those who weren't.
Simple question really
some of them are above average but they never seem to reach pro levels
>>27972247
Because they aren't playing to get good or even to have fun. They're playing to get attention from men.
>>27972247
Cause they spend to much time trying to figure out how it oppresses them.
i give up on women, they're a joke
What are you going to do then? Try your luck with men?
>this shit is really deep.
Wtf is wrong with women?
If they want to act like fucking retards fine. Stop reproducing and eventually they'll be desperate enough to fuck you when we're on the brink of extinction.
Which one are you? I'm number 3.
>>27971000
>not being clean shaven
absolutedisgust.jpg
>>27971000
Far right with very thin hair groing out of my tittiesDude btw
>>27971000
Looks like 1 to me.
Why do they kid themselves? Height is literally the most imporant aspects of a man (note: not a boy) to women.
>>27969756
>capture
please link the article, I need more material to destroy manlets with
sigh.
will they ever learn?
>LE REDDITOR SCREENSHOTS TWEET THEN REPOSTS IT ON 4CHAN THREAD XDDD111
If size doesn't matter then why are Porn dicks so big?
>implying r9k isn't big dick central
>>27967431
Size does matter and everyone here has 9 inch cocks apparently
clearly size does matter and if you think it doesn't you're delusional. it's more satisfying to see a big dick pump a tight cunt than it is to see like a 3 inch (me) finger it.
>be black fembot
>only attracted to Asian men
How fucked am I?shoukd I just remain single forever?
>>27966927
if you're skinny maybe
>>27966947
I'm 110lbs. Is that tiny enough for Asian man?
>>27966927
Pathetic race traitor. There are tons of Blackbots waiting for a chocolate queen and you want to give it up to some gook?
Has every girl fucked Chad at least once?
>>27963693
damn i hope so.
nope. This thread is fucking dumb anyways. Why doesit even matter who we fw?
>>27963839
fuck off and die roastie scum