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how did women win the gender war so easily?
Because betas want to get laid. /thread.
>>27997646
Men helped them.
>>27997646
>easily
It took them thousands of years
IN THIS THRED
we post cute anime pictures
defeat the robot
and drink alcohol or smoke drugs
ill start
with my waifu
i gonna oneed someone else to bump the thread u know because I a mpretyy sur ethat OP cannot bump anway
WOW I tried toemail the guy from the last thread I made who actually gave me his EMAIL ADDRESS for real but his shitty email host blocks me from sending him emails
come and be comfy in my thread
YES OVER EHRE
COME AND POST IN IT!
>74
share and rate your worthless lives
>>27996706
nice OP, get the fuck off my board.
Wizard Apprentice here, kill myself.
>>27996706
29. I got literally 0 points in the relationships section
>Sat in a room at lunch with my friend and a bunch of girls, 1 is stacy 1 is ebin gamr grill and 1 is just normal
>They are all talking about normie shit
>Im just sat there not saying anything
>Conversation turns to relationships
>"Hey anon have you ever had a girlfriend?"
>"No not really heh"
>"Haha anon you're so cute i'll go out with you!"
>Assume she is joking and do nothing about it
Left school a few years ago and think back to how there were a few girls who showed interest in me but I just assumed there were always messing with me because I have negative one self esteem.
Just fuck me up senpai.
Post your school autism feels and stories
>>27996311
Bumpity_Bump.bumpg
>>27996311
>Ask onetis out infront of entire grade in yr 10
>Sorry but... no (as expected because I asked her out infront of the entire grade, even though I hadn't had a proper conversation in 3 years [child hood friendo])
>Months pass, join drama club because YOLO, onetis is in there.
>Teacher always pairs us up together, being the reasonable person I am I keep calm am treat my onetis normally.
>It turned out she has a boyfriend
>Decide to give up on her, tonnes of other qt girls in club.
>Act cold towards former onetis, she starts to approach me more.
>She asks me out
>"But don't you have a boyfriend?"
>"I broke up with him when you joined the club..."
>"Are you a virgin?"
>"Why does that matter?"
>"Because I want my girlfriend to be pure"
>"Well if you really need to know I am indeed a virgin."
>"Kk...k"
To bad we broke up when I moved to japan to study. Oh well, kinda feel bad about taking her virginity then dumping her.
This has happened to a lot of us. One day you wake up and realize that that girl from your past was actually into you, but you were too much of an autist to see it.
How many dollarydoos have you got in your super-saver autismo bank account anon?
>$532
$203.69
I'm getting paid on Thursday though, just in time to pay bills again.
>implying I have any money
>>27996057
I have $6 to my name right now.
>told therapist about my loli obsession
>told her how I tried to sketch kids
>told her about my folders dedicated to collecting images of just one specific kid
>told her about imageboards
>"Oh, I see"
PARTYVAN INCOMING!
>>27995896
good luck on the inside anon
I'll send you flowers
pfthahahahaha this is like the one thing you don't share
rot in hell sicko
Why don't you just sell everything and start walking the earth? I mean, if you're depressed, if you're suicidal, if there's something wrong with your life, why not start anew?
You can finally take risks now -- with nothing that keeps the average person chained to their life, you're truly free to do everything you ever dreamed of.
You can move anywhere, travel to any country, experience any culture, meet anyone you want. You can become a completely new person, you can reinvent yourself, become a movie star, start a revolution, panhandle in Beijing, become an activist, advance your favorite political cause, or busk in Barcelona. Why are you still afraid of living?
If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with a success unexpected in common hours. -- Henry David Thoreau
Already sold most of my shit and bought a dual sport motorcycle. Going to travel for a year then kill myself.
>tfw nothing to sell
>tfw cant go to a poor shit country to life as king
why even life
That sounds like it would take a lot of energy and effort. I'd much rather just lay down and die.
Apart from sex, why do you guys think that you need and or want a gf?
it was nice to have her as a friend aswell
Nothing
I don't think I really even need sex
Why do I still want a qt?
I'm not sure if I really do
Maybe I just want something new
Emotional support, cure for loneliness, someone to motivate me to do things and because the desire to have a mate is literally hardwired into my brain.
>you will never, ever experience what it's like to be a Chad for a day
>>27995642
I am a Chad already.
>>27995642
if you eat his heart you gain his courage
I'd settle for chads hairline.
If you have not showered in 24 hours you must post in this thread.
>24 hours
I have not showered in a few weeks.
>>27995522
Yup.
I have wavy/curly hair, it looks greater after sleeping and not showering.
>>27995527
How do you get by and don't you find your own stench offensive?
>When she claims to know what it's like to be loenely
>dating is hard as a woman, you would never understand
>>27995477
lonely till the ham planet just opens her legs to any random guy, then wow, look at all that magical fucking attention.
GOD DAMN FUCKING ROASTIES!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>you'll find somebody someday
Hi /r9k/
Caught a pigeon.
It as a bullet somewere in the neck but still alive.
What should i do with it?
>>27995154
Feed and free
Ask /an/
>>27995154
what do u mean? this isn't /b/ just let it go faggot
I want a robot boyfriend. Any takers? I will be a loyal roastie to first robo to apply.
>>27993822
Post pics and I'll decide
Dibs
Application submitted
Requesting photos
>Need to know what I'm getting into
what's worrying you, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vxQs84FMWQ
Ive listened to this video a lot. Truly we are kindred spirits
>>27992191
I mean well before this post. I like the scene in the royal tenenbaums with this song too.
I hope i find a job soon anon
i just started college(one week), i'm all alone and in the recess i always sit alone it makes me feel like i don't belong there
https://youtu.be/O0YcfiSR-wg
Smith, Spencer Gauge
27 January 2004 - 04 January 2016
Catlettsburg, Kentucky, USA
Spencer was a very much loved son, brother, grandson, nephew, cousin, and friend. He was a fun, very bright, extremely intelligent, and genius XBox player. He loved reading science fiction and Greek Mythology books. Summer beach vacations were another big favorite of his as well. We all miss him and love him more every day.
Groover, Larry Dale
30 April 1950 - 28 May 2011
Georgia, USA
Whether you thought so or not, you were loved, needed and you are so badly missed. You leaving us as you did has left a hole in our hearts that can never be filled. We only wish we could turn back the hands of time and change the past and have you here with us again. You will always be in our thoughts and in our hearts.
>>27988849
Why do you make these threads, OP? Genuinely curious.
>>27988892
partly because I admire them for having more guts than me
