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I'll post more when I get home
fuck it one more real quick
>>27982269
get on your computer and post more OP you fucking piece of shit motherfucker
>>27982305
Frank and Ali are boss. Frank if I were unemployed, Ali if had a job but no girlfriend.
>Your sex
>Your race
>Race(s) you're most attracted to
>Race(s) you'd never date
>Male
>White
>White
>Black
I am 90% of this board
>>27977806
>Your sex
Male
>Your race
Arab
>Race(s) you're most attracted to
White with blonde hair
>Race(s) you'd never date
Black and asian
Male
White
White
Shitskins
ALL THE OTHER KIDS
WITH THE PUMPED-UP KICKS
YOU BETTER RUN, BETTER RUN
outrun my weapon
>>27977033
FASTER THAN MY RED ROCKET
Why do you guys think you're entitled to women? it's funny
>>28001305
I'm borderline normie and I've had multiple girlfriends, but I can still explain.
Because men are entitled to women. In Western countries the population is 49% men and 51% women. In theory, every man gets a woman.
>men are entitled to women
does not follow from
>the population is 49% men and 51% women
The most attractive males will always have more than their fair share of women
>>28002072
Nice logical jump there anon. I sometimes wonder if anyone in here actually ever bothered to read up on the field of logic. I don't think I can realistically handle all these logical missteps for much longer.
>tfw no neet bf who is one and only friend
>>28000287
I wish you were that one neet girl I really liked
>>28000287
>one and only friend
That becomes boring really fast.
>>28000287
This shit sucks, man. Being each other's only friend can and will put a strain on the relationship.
I was debating whether to post this on Reddit or here, and I chose here, because I feel like I'd be getting less sugar-coated bullshit answers. I don't think my boyfriend is gay. He's a hikkikomori and not a porn addict. He hardly masturbated before he met me. You know how people say all guys only care about sex? Or that guys always think about sex? Well he doesn't. It's not with me, it's not with other girls, and it's not with anyone/thing else. He's just not a sexual person. I know he loves me. I know he's attracted to me. But he doesn't have the need or want to have sex with me. And I don't want to spend every fucking day I'm with him wondering if we are going to have sex. I don't think I'm a sex addict by any means but he keeps calling me that and it pisses me off. I think that it's normal to want to have sex with my partner, and he should be pretty fucking happy or feel pretty fucking lucky considering the amount of guys whose girls' DON'T put out.
Ideally, I would love to have sex with him every night. I understand that that is something that would never happen. I can't just masturbate to satisfy myself because sex to me is mostly emotional rather than physical, if that makes sense. I don't want to have sex to feel pleasure, because if I did, then yes I would just masturbate.
So this has led to him being less affectionate, because I let him know that if he starts rubbing me (my legs, crotch, chest) then it will get me turned on and I will EXPECT to have intercourse following that, otherwise he is just teasing/leading me on, and that doesn't feel very nice.
So what do you guys think? Am I in the wrong here or is there something mentally wrong with him for not wanting to have sex with me?
We plan on getting married and a lot of our problems and me crying end up because of lack of intimacy. He can hug/kiss/cuddle with me but just does not want anything sexual because he doesn't "need" it or feel the "want" for it.
Thanks for reading.
this is good bait
there are people here who will bite this bait, and therefore it is successful bait
Small dik
>>27999540
I should also add that physically, I have a considerably nice, thin body. Wearing lingerie does nothing for him, he just wants to "appreciate" how nice I look rather than him want to have sex with me. He just doesn't allow himself to get turned on, and if I start to stroke his penis while we're cuddling in bed, he tells me to stop. He says it's physically stimulating and it feels really good but he doesn't "WANT" to have intercourse with me. In the past he's apparently been forcing himself to have sex with me sometimes and would even say that I've "raped" him a few times. That REALLY fucking hurts me. I don't want to associate sex with love, because I know that he fucking loves me, but it would just make me so happy if he would want to have intercourse with me more often.
Let's have our own thread to discuss since the INTP thread has been trashed anyways. Other personality types are welcome too.
As INTJs, please ignore shitposting and trolls in this thread.
Thanks.
How's life my fellow puppet masters? Is there anything you'd like to talk about?
Seeing how we only make up 2% of the population maybe some input of someone like minded would be refreshing for you.
What's on your mind, bro?
>"N-no Im s-smart but just lazy!"
INTJ's are a meme
>intj thread
>>27999475
INTP and INTJS - are they compatible?
I can't wrap my head around this. There are many serial killers, murderers, and downright cruel and inhumane men who manage to still have many girls attracted to them. A mass murderer is more appealing to a girl than I am. I've even seen posts on tumblr where they idolize Eric and Dylan.
Men who beat their girlfriends, cheat, and abuse girls, even murder them have experienced infinitely more love, affection and companionship than I ever have.
I still don't hate women though, it just sucks
Kill some people and then girls will become interested in you
>>27999449
I have found that women are attracted to sarcastic assholes.
Seriously, try it.
>>27999449
Maybe it's all just a meme.
I already posted this on /pol/ thread link: >>>/pol/71532358
>beta male programming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bt4twxDEdSs [Embed]
This site, sissysquirts.com, released a video with the purpose to "brainwash" the viewer into becoming a "sissy" or a "beta male". The video indulge the viewer into "never arguing to a woman" "be a virgin forever" "giving money to women" and there's a picture with a nigger, a white woman and she holding what is supposed to be YOUR credit card.
THE VIDEO IS NOT +18
I REPEAT, THE VIDEO IS NOT +18
even a fucking child can see it without any problem
57.000 views
157 like 29 dislike
Here are some comments:
>I am a beta male, I will worship and obey women. I am a female doormat to be used and discarded at their discretion.
>Thank you for this gift of freedom. I am a beta male now and forever.
>Thank you for this gift of freedom. I am a beta male now and forever.
>i want to serve and please women. I can't look them in the eye. I am weak and need to obey. I have a clitcock, not a man's cock. i am a beta male, not a real man.
there's another version of the video from the same channel, wich is supposed to have "iscronic or bineural sounds" and shit which is supposed to increase estrogen and kill your testosterone. Obviously that shit is impossible, but placebo could be very strong, and a guy in that video said that "he didn't get an erection since 2 months before and was going to be a sissy slave"
and there are dozens of "i'm a beta male" mindless comments
If you visit the site, there are more http://www.sissysquirts.com/p/blog-page.html there are more videos of female propaganda (I saw "real female superiority in direct future") or "fem prop" and a "stable" containing sub humans degenerate fat MALES dressed as WOMEN with dead eyes sucking black cocks and given weird name.
If you dare you can visit the site, I stopped in the front page.
What do you think about it? What we should do about it?
>>27999243
COMMENTS ON THE "FEMALE SUPREMACY IN DIRECT FUTURE VIDEO" LOOK AT WHAT'S IN THE RIGHT
>>27999243
>"be a virgin forever"
There is absolutely nothing wrong with this statement.
>>27999261
Look at the video, not a virgin forever in the way you think about, but more like getting sexual pleasure for being an incel who literally prep the bull
Hey, Anons. Since you have all this free time, we heard you were using it to solve impossible mysteries. If that's the case, maybe you can solve this mystery that has us all so stumped? Be warned it's a toughie.
>The victim is Mr Shekelstein
>Was probably shot through the heart with a high caliber weapon
>Burn marks around hole, probably point blank
>No bullet found
>He was found in his mansion bedroom
>The door was locked
>Only key was found inside the room
>No windows in the room
>Shekelstein was very frugal so no furniture besides bed, desk with a candle on it and a chair
>Room was incredibly damp for some reason
>Shekelstein was holding a burnt match in his hand
>Before he died, Shekelstein's servants saw him looking incredibly smug
>As for any other strange occurrences, the lights were cut out right before the servants heard the gunshot/explosion upstairs
So, Anon, what happened?
>>27999103
Aqua Necklace got to him.
>>27999103
He figured it was cheaper to not live than sustain himself, hence the smug look.
He used his jew power to kill himself and put the blame on the antisemists.
>>27999103
Oh vey! He sacrificed himself to perpetuate the jew victim complex. Now his brothers in coin have a bigger buffer to do their jrewey in.also bump
Do we have any legit autists here? Anyone on the spectrum, with a diagnosis.
How did you find out and when? I read that some people only find out when they're already adults.
I was diagnosed with Asperger's in 4th grade because my school recommended I go see a neurologist
>>27998707
>knew there was always something off about me
>very awkward and nervous person
>figured it was just my depression and anxiety
>stumble through life ignorant
>life eventually gets fucked
>find 4chan
>find /r9k/
>read silly autistic stories to laugh
>some start hitting close to home
>memories triggered by more familiar stories
>weep realizing that the thing nagging me for my entire life was autism
>call a psych for appointment
>psych eventually confirms autism
i found out at 31 on 4chan
Fuck a diagnosis by quacks. I will diagnose you guys. You are an autist if you do any of these things.
>are or were a big fan of pokemon/digimon
>like anime
>have repetitive routines or interests
>hard time making eye contact
>small talk hurts you
>avoid manned checkouts
>do weird shit that nobody else does
>obsessive personality
>post on 4chan
You have super autism if you do any of the following. (super autism is real and in that official handbook thingy)
>are a weeb that owns a body pillow or figurines
>have an anime reaction pictures folder
>browse /a/ or /jp/
>you feel the urge to smack your head to drown out over stimulus
>you throw autism tantrums
>you repeat the same words to yourself over and over again
>you write out long ass walls of text on mmo forums
>you are associated with MLP in any way
can anyone with phimosis please post i find the concept hot :3
>>27998090
Had it when I was 14. Realised something was wrong after all the dicks I saw in Internet porn looked different. Eventually just stretched and pulled every night in the shower. Eventually peeled back and felt like a huge relief. has stayed down since. Strangely enough there was no smegma or build up under my foreskin. I had been pissing and fapping with a completely unretracted foreskin for many years, well fapping a couple years, pissing my entire life.
>>27998134
there's just something so satisfying about the thought of peeling it down the first time. was your head super sensitive and ake you cum like straight away?
>>27998164
yeah, like unpacking the first christmas gift
>people who are intense fans of a college team from a college they didn't go to
>girls who call themselves "country gurlz!" because they're from a small town but have never been near a farm and scream when they see mud
>people who do drugs because it's edgy and not because of medical reasons
People who think they're the shit
>>27997868
What about people who do drugs because they feel good?
>>27997868
>people who point other people's hypocrisies on /r9k/
Literal scum
We are open lads, this is slavkeep. I will be monitoring this thread for the next 6 hours or so.
Share what's troubling you. Oh, also get shitfaced.
>>27997742
>slavkeep
Znachit li eto chto ya mohu pisat zdes' po-russki?
>>27997762
You can write in russian, I understand 70% of it, enough to understand. I'm serbian though.
I'm actually surprisingly at ease. I'll just have a mojito.
Has anyone here tried medicine against social anxiety and incapability? I always feel troubled and anxious.
Did it help? How hard was it to get from your doctor?
>>27997722
against anxiety the only thing I ever took that was worth half a damn were benzos. Didn't make me talkative or happy or anything, just made my heart not pound and I didn't feel like I had to puke all the time. I kinda wish there was a drug that would make me enthusiastically enjoy normie things. Preferably one that, unlike benzos, I didn't have to ration carefully for emergencies.
pretty easy surprisingly. went to see really chill old psychiatrist. told him i was having lots of anxiety bordering on hypochondria because of all the physical symptoms. twitches, racing heart, fatigue. when he suggested i should exercise more to relieve anxiety i got kind of aggressive for the first time and louder and said that that would just make my heart go faster and i just wanted it to stop pounding and racing all the time. pleaded with my eyes looked like a wreck probably (all of this was true) and he gave me a script for klonopin at the last second. all i did was abuse the shit out of it and eat a months worth in about a week. got pretty fucked up but knew it would be worse for me in the end and so i stopped going to him because he's basically a drug dealer. i wonder what would have happened if i had kept going. most of the symptoms are better now if you were wondering i think i just had a ridiculous amount of anxiety that was creating a feedback loop of adrenaline and stress.
>>27997722
It is kind of hard to get it. Some doctors will give it easily and some don't. They will probably try to put you on SSRI first.
Benzos work great for emergency.
