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Is there anything you miss from the early 2000s?
being a happy child
>>27992504
I had a.bad child times, I miss my friends who died in the military I made it they didnt
>>27993462
being happy at all
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/news/a15925/interracial-dating/
>>27992146
>biased survey and liberal media garbage
Races exist precisely because of the majority individual preference to breed within the race. If this preference didn't exist it'd be the episode of south park where everyone is the same colour and works minimum wage
>>27992146
> and 90% of woman orgasm when raped
>>27992146
>tfw Latino and have a shot with a qt aryan gf
>tfw I'm the best of both worlds, looking exotic and still somewhat familiar with white facial features
All I want is a qt white gf..
just one white gfand they wouldn't give her to me :^)
Who /wizard/ here? 31 and never even held a girl's hand.
>>27992106
I bet you just sit at home in your wheelchair posting memes when you could get laid today if you just went outside and started being yourself.
let me know if you need more advice.
also call this number if you're suicidal.
1 (800) 273-8255
You're welcome
37 year old KV here.
Turning 38 next month, on the fast track to 40.
>>27992165
>Turning 38 next month, on the fast track to 40.
a-anon, this is supposed to be a safe place for cute little anime girls...
How will you enjoy 4/20?
>>27991222
>celebrating DUDE WEED instead of uncle Adolf's birthday
smhtbhfam
>>27991222
Reading Mein Kampf, of course.
By doing the same stuff I do every wednesday. Why would it be any different?
>tow Chad is fucking my oneitis right now
>PLUNGING is penis inside her
PLUNGING
PLUNGING
PLUNGING
HIS
PENIS
>>27989245
she'll get fat like all entitled whores as soon as idiot chad puts a ring on it.
then the laughter begins
It has occurred to me that there might be something worse than being alone. It would be if your oneitis is with another. What does that feel like anon? To be friendzoned, passed over as a mate?
What's everyone's plans tomorrow?
Smoking weed.
ThiscommentisoriginalbecauseisaidsoREEEEEE
>>27988645
SMOKING SO MUCH KU$H BRO
>>27988645
going to write history
Lets see, what do you we have here,
Things Normies say:
>>27988309
Please stop shooting
>Ew
>Ugh
>Gross
>Awkward
>Okaaaay
>Ummm
>Anyway
>Why do you hate women? If you could sleep around that much, wouldn't you?
It's like asking Susan B. Anthony "Why do you hate men? If you had the right to vote wouldn't you bar women from owning property?" Change the fucking world you pathetic cuckolds. I mean if women could basically destroy society to give give them the upper hand why can't we? It's pathetic.
Eve of Columbine Massacre edition.
>ITT: Simply put, all of r9k goes to school together
inb4 one of you edgelords shoots the place up.
This thread is basically about sharing tales or feels from your school days (good or bad) as well as imagining what an r9k-high would look like.
>tfw sitting alone at an eight person table during lunch because no friends
>tfw aimlessly walking the halls during lunch
>tfw p.e. class in fucking general.
>your friend group breaks up or exiled you leaving you to rot at that one empty table sad and alone
>>27987166
>r9k-high would look like.
90% of r9k is still in highschool so I'm assuming similar to highschools now.
WHY DOESN'T ANYONE LOVE ME?!?!?!
*BANG* *BANG* *CROWD SCREAMS*
Alright /r9k/, give me your feels.
I want to be consumed in darkness
>>27986989
damn that last line is the truest shit I've ever read
>years ago i worked at a grocery store stop and shop
>a boss person was kind of a fat hot girl
>she was like the nicest boss, girl there
>i hear to talk to her more get her number from someone
>we got alone i was very nervous
>i chickened out and walked away
>she told me that she quit
>i almost break into cheers
>another bitchy boss tells me it's ok i'll find someone
>(she was a bitch kind of knew she had power and about my age
>fast forward years later
>get into a car accident
>get a brain injury go to rehab
>for like a year see speech therapist
>heal more get better
>someone tells me that my speech teacher fine me ok
>get nervous again about asking the girl
>we start talking about taco bell
>it clicks in my head it was the boss
>she got freaked out that i remember her
>had a dream she wanted me
>tell her sorry i missed your signals
>she tells me it was a dream and has a boyfriend
>i missed out
>>27987403
Excellent feel, none of that adolescent crybaby bullshit, some true-to-life stuff you're slinging there, bordering on surreal, fully Pynchonian, god bless you truth teller, the stuff of dreams...
Who /dying/ heya?
>Tfw diagnosed with a latent form of cancer
>Tfw have got about 9 months to live (21 yrs)
>Tfw have never kissed or held a woman
Just tell them youre lonely and about to die. Theyll eat it up
>>27985707
get a sexual surrogate so you'll get as good of a grasp on sexuality as possible man
>>27985738
I'd rather die a virgin than have pity sex.
>tfw finally got a job
There is hope robots, I've been applying for a long time and I have finally managed one
>>27984441
Where is it at?
>>27984441
Congrats, anon. I just got two interviews scheduled at a grocery store and dunkin' donuts. I hope I get good results. We're gonna make it.
>>27984441
Howd you do it anon? Please tell me your secrets.
Ive been applying online and cant even get an interview.
How do you feel about loli, /r9k/?
Loli makes the world go round.
>>27982871
As a 31yr old virgin, it just makes me long for what I never got to experience.
Or something, I dunno, all I know is that I would.
Loli is love, loli is life.
I deeply enjoy it and wish it was not banned on every board except /b/.
Should at least be allowed on /d/ and /e/.
Or get its own board.
Tell me about a dead internet community you used to be a part of.
It could be a Skype group, a forum, an imageboard, or anything.
>>27982215
pre-2011 /mu/
>>27982323
What was it like then?
>>27982323
pre-2011 /r9k/- OC
pre-2014 /r9k/- Feels
I just realized something robots. I don't think my mother has ever said anything positive in her entire life. As far back as I remember, all she ever does is complain, criticize, and speak ill of everyone around her. I remember being a child and all she ever did was talk about how terrible everyone around her is. She's never praised me for getting good grades in school, asked me what I'm doing in my life, what I want to do ... just totally focused on herself and what she wants. Probably up until 18, she's always phrased the term "WE are doing (not) this/that" anytime a decision concerning me has come up. My father was completely distant and never spoke to me or anyone inside the family outside of alcoholic rage. My sister is 5 years older and an alcoholic, drug addict bitch who I never got along with. At the end of it all, I literally have no idea what proper communication is like. I can barely hold conversation for more than a few minutes. I can't imagine dealing with a long term partner or having children.
What's your family like robots?
>>27982015
Pretty shit mate
>absent father
>neurotic mother
I think that pretty much summarizes most robots.
pretty much the same OP minus the alcoholic dad part
+ my mum hating her life and constantly making sure everyone of the family is aware of this.
>we missed out on teenage love
>>27990371
sure did. missed out on 20's love too. we will NEVER be the first dick inside a cute young teens pussy
i'm 19. it's not too late. r-right guys?
>>27990437
>>27990371
>>27990447
This shit's impossible. I'm getting worried anons, I'm 18 and KV. I need to hurry up.
