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Who here /big dick/?
pic somewhat related
sup bro. let's talk about those big dick feels.
>tfw she passes out from all the orgasms before I can get off
>>27982612
>regular condoms kill your erection
>she blows you but scratches your dick with her teeth
>she refuses to even try anal
nice times
Dick always touches water in toilet, annoying as hell
I just saw Trainspotting and I want to try heroin. Does anyone have any experience with it? I have done any drugs in the past so I don't know much about this.
Help me out, robots.
Come down here to New Jersey if you want to be a degenerate H user.
If this movie made you want to do heroin then you're a fucking idiot.
kys before you become space wasting junkie scum
>>27982064
I can just imagine an inexperienced and socially inept r9k user trying to buy heroin in the hood.
It's not something you can just get into.
Why are you a manchild?
The most common excuse I hear is that their parents didn't teach them anything growing up, like how to talk to people.
What's your excuse?
my """""parents""""" were practically just roommates to me
because I like it desu
i'm a lazy asshole
People born in 2000 are probably losing their virginity this year
>>27981596
>there are kids born in 2006 who have had sex
>probably
unoriginalcommento
>>27981596
Why did you save that picture?
You ever bone an asian chick, /r9k?/
>>27981587
Filthy hapa
>>27981587
lost my virginity to a chinese girl
any more questions?
>>27981587
Not a woman but I did fuck a asian man up the ass one time, so I guess its pretty much the same thing, he was very feminine and moaned like a chick, he had a small cock too and no I didnt take it or suck his dick
why do you think women wear makeup?
>>27981345
>soulless look
>choker
>piercings
>pure
>>27981345
It's real fucking degenerate, but I tolerate it cause bitches be like "I wear this for myself, not you XD"
>black eyes
>facial piercings
>10/10 wife material
why do robots have the shittest taste?
>confident
>6'1
>funny
>Lift weights
>Going to uni, so not a total loser
>22 year old kissless virgin because ugly face and shitty hair
who else just /Ugly/ ? I literally can't relate to most robot problems here. There's nothing hard about socialising for me, people love talking to me, I make people laugh, I love going out and having fun, I'm in pretty good shape and I'm not a manlet.
But I look like a fucking disgusting frog/rat mix or some shit. Round face, no chin, puffy cheeks, long nose. I even find myself disgusting. Like I honestly can't look at pictures of myself because I get disgusted. If I see myself in the mirror I feel like killing myself.
>>27981300
>there is bourbon and cola in a can
damn that's sick
also OP i went to uni too and i am an absolute loser so i don't see how that makes any sense, you are probably not as funny as you think too
You are just a scared little bitch op, too afraid to talk to a girl and go for what you want
Most drunk girls will make out even with a hobo
>Going to uni, so not a total loser
You can go to uni and still be a loser
>style and how you present yourself
>just groom
>buy nice clothes
>get a beard and glasses
>just watch rsdnation/pua videos bro!!! :DDD
jesus fucking christ
whats next? Not all women are whores?
>some people are naturally attractive, that means other people can't improve their own looks by changing their style
Goddamn some of you think and act like 13 year olds.
>>27980376
>improve
>changing style
yikes
>>27980392
solid argument brah
How can a black woman cute a qt Asian bf?i won't settle for anything less
>>27980297
Your first sentence is cancer
As an asian, let me tell you that we find any girl with yellow fever pathetic. We will pump and dump you and then laugh at you
>>27980314
I'm a sweet girl though and I don't have yellow fever. I just love your almond eyes.
how exactly is suicide selfish and cowardly?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nUigOMRwc
>>27980252
>hirez employee
Also suicide is equal to giving birth so yes it's selfish
>>27980333
Andrea de Pascalis: The Alchemist who has achieved Illumination
>>27980252
I can tell he's had to deal with that.
For me, I can say that having a harder attitude on your own depression can help to get your shit together. It doesn't help to act even more depressed.
>10 billion galaxies in the observable universe
>1 billion trillion stars in the observable universe
>earth has been around for 4.5 billion years
>humans been around for about 200,000 years
>we are literally nothing in the universe
Life has 0 meaning, you live and die. So whats the point of living?
Who /existentialcrisis/ here?
I really wanna kill myself and end this meaningless existence but alas; I am too beta.
I take comfort in that fact. It means I can abuse drugs and have degenerate sex and it doesn't matter.
>>27980127
How are we meaningless? We are the universe experiencing itself. We're starting to make discoveries in the quantum realm, starting to understand what's the universe made of. How it works.
The universe, understanding itself. Isn't it exciting?
>>27980127
>nihilism
Babies first independant thought
Want to know the solution? The ultimate red pill?God
Has anyone made it through NOFAP? I only did a week and failed.
What do you mean made it through? No fap until sex?
I once went roughly 45 days.
When I finally masturbated I jizzed this huge, disgusting, thick and smelly yellow load into a tissue paper. It actually started to drip through the tissue cause there was so much, i had to wrap it 4-5 more times then run out to the dumpster so it wouldn't smell up my apartment.
>>27979556
That or whatever goal you've set yourself. I wanted to do a month.
Why do you think you have depression? Why aren't you doing anything about it?
>>27979185
>Why do you think you have depression?
I think it's just my character but I guess my life would be alright if I had some friends, a gf and nice hobby.
>Why aren't you doing anything about it?
People don't like me, so no friends or gf. And all hobbys feel like shit alone anyway so I'll stick with pleb tier consuming stuff like video games and movies.
>>27979277
Why do you have no friends? Did you drove them away?
>>27979185
because I find no joy in anything seeing a starting to see a meme therapist after being in the looney bin. and I find out I have another "disorder"
Who /white guilt/ here.
>tfw your ancestors were evil slaveholding bigots
>>27978465
Every society in human history had slaves at one point, you tard.
European cultures just got gud.
>>27978465
youre that shithead from /qa/
>>27978515
Nah family, I never go on /qa/. Just got the op picture from /pol/ a few minutes ago, from the thead about the swedish govenment official who referred to 9/11 as "the 9/11 accidents."
Fuck you for using /qa/ though, you're probably one of those pussies who complains about board quality.
Would you be Chad's trap maid?
I would. I have this weird fetish chad dominates and creams my boipussy
>>27978356
please share your fantasy
>>27978251
>Chad
No chance.
I would be a robot's trap maid.
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