Evening gents, same keep as last night here to open the pub for any lonely, wayward souls. Experimenting with the name once again, looking forward to your feedback.
Have a final exam tomorrow, so apologies if my replies are a bit delayed.
/comfy/ music for tonight is a real throwback (that gives me this this sort of hint of nostalgic longing, but isn't depressing). The Postal Service - Give Up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oPwXHSqFl9Q
Personally, I'm scared I'll never be able to love a girl. I apologize if this is too normie, but after a lack of success in highschool and early college I started to pursue PUA/seduction/redpill techniques. I'm now in the early stages of a relationship with the first girl that I actually "liked" (ie. had a crush on), but I don't feel in love.
I'm worried that missing out on "young love" might have screwed up my emotional development.
Quiet night tonight eh, anyone need a drink?
Told a girl how I felt. I'm 18, she's 21, the odds were already tough, turns out she has a boyfriend.
First time I told a girl my fee-fees since I'm 14.
>>27967128
Pass me a stout and a glass of water, please.
Anyone else's nose fucked up? Elliot (god bless his soul) was so unlucky. Once you look into it you really start to understand why he did it.
>>27965517
naaahh dud, he was gorgeous.
>>27965585
>>27965517
His nose fucking sucked
>>27965517
who /BIGNOSE/ here
original of course
A qt succubus asks you out. She'll be your gf and you'll get to fuck her as much as you want. She'll gladly participate in your depraved kinks and fetishes. Succubi also take the appearance of their target's ideal partner. She'll be 100% loyal to you, and you can even introduce her to your friends and family.
The catch is that she'll be sucking out your life energy every time you fuck her or she sucks you off. As a result, you'll live only for 15 more years. Once you agree to this pact, you cannot back out, even if you banish or kill...
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>>27962951
>already ugly as fuck
>I know as I get older I'll only get uglier
I'll gladly accept
What's the downside famalama?
>>27962951
What if I date a succubus (male) instead and then I steal her life force myself?
Since we had such a great one last night.
let's try again.
Hoping to dodge the racism this time, however, if it's inevitable anyway.
Not really unique to being black but whatever
I've had an extremely bad case of yellow fever most of my life, I can actually pin point a lot of the factors in my childhood that led to me turning out this way which is pretty interesting to me in a way
I'm on the precipice of finally being able to have an Asian gf. One of the classmates in my Korean class is among the most adorable people I've ever met in my life. She's not exceptionally cute or anything but everything about her makes me want to smile and do everything I can to make her life easier....
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>>27962613
sup
>tfw black people don't share you interests
>tfw white people expect and want you to be tyrone and get obviously uncomfortable when you aren't
>tfw you consider anonymous posters better friends that people you meet irl
what are blackbot interests?
i like crusader kings 2, Europa Unversalis 4, learning about international relations, comic book shit, blues, soul, and photography.
always wanted to get into /tg/ shit irl, but could never find a group willing to teach a newfag.
would post my pic but don't want to end up camfagging or derailing the thread.
>>27962800
Alot of common blackbot interests include anime, comic books and fighting games.
Personally I'm into those as well as pro wrestling and alternative hip hop.
omegle thread: case of the mundays edition
I've talked to some nice anons on /r9k/ over the past few days. One of them was even named "ebin".
second for kill yourselves you degenerates
PS, your gf is currently on
He remembered my name!
He called me cute!
>>27954760
>>27954799
>tfw qt bf xP
Im a girl btw
Alright I know most of the time people here just bait and troll but I have a real problem. I've had a suicidal friend for 2 years now, super self hating and always depressing. She was my first friend even though I was 20 so I didn't mind, I was always trying to help her and make her feel better. Now fast froward and she's happy, barely talks to me since she got normie friends, and after so long of dealing and hearing about her suicidal ways I feel like they rubbed off on me and now I'm alone with nobody to help me. Am I fucking crazy? Are suicidal people...
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Any first generation immigrants in the states on here?
>tfw Croat
>khv
>trying to find a qt Croat pure girl (virgin if possible) to procreate with and raise a family, maybe move back to Croatia
>all of the Croats here have abandoned their culture and taken on the degenerate modern American no-culture feel good hedonistic shit
>they fucking speak English in their homes and at church
>try...
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>>27969828
move back to croatia if you want to have a croatian family idiot
plus why would you wait to meet a girl here and then move back? just do it now
>>27969883
I have too much family here and the economy is shitty there atm. There is a sizable community where I live and I think another immigrant could relate to me more than someone back home. They are not too fond of diaspora back there.
>>27969828
>be born in to shit culture
>escape your hell hole somehow
>for some reason remain a little ingrate
>complain about muh muh muh culture
>want to use force to control "muh wimminz"
>too autistic and ugly to just enjoy life with your opportunity and do what you can in America
Would you dump a girl after a year of companionship if you found out she burnt coal once back in high school?
>>27969021
Yes
I'm not a cuck
>>27969021
Can someone explain where the expression "burning coal" comes from?
>>27969021
I don't know OP i don't know at all
*hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgadurga banjo music starts playing*
Howdy y'all. Im yer typical trump supporter. excuse me fer one momnt
adurdurdurdurdurduhduhduh hyuk hyuk hyuk
sorry bout dat, its a lil genetic defect on account dat i's inbred hyuk hyuk hyuk. ya me mom is also muh sister
i hate dem wetbacks n darkies even tho i've never seen one of eother in my lif. i just liv in muh sodomy shed in da back woods hurdurrdurrdoy
Trumps a grat biznessman even tho he failed several and inherited most of his money. he haz alot n dats all...
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>>27969000
slow day on /r9k/ today huh reddit?
I want to make a berniefag version if this copypasta but I'm too lazy
Keep it up senpai
Nice b8 m8 I r8 8 out of 8
Is Pepe the face of 4chan now?
If you ever see Pepe outside of 4chan, you immediately think of 4chan, specifically r9k
>>27967757
When i see a pepe i think:
>wow this guy is a frogposting meme pusher
When i see an anonymous mask i think
>lol this is a kid who thinks he's a """""hacker""""" on eggshell live, i bet he thinks irc is a hacker network.
Yeah, and it's for the better
mustache face is a dank meme that we gave to reddit
Which board is the most cancerous low IQ on the 4chan and why is it /pol/?
>>27967704
>it's a reddit poster
>30 cents have been deposited into your shekel sack
Why are they being so obvious?
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/why is %2Fpol%2F/type/op/
>>27967704
Beyond the memeing there's actually some pretty smart cats on pol. I vote for /cgl/, cause it's all women.
OP from previous mixed wrestling thread here. I bring promised details of wrestling encounter number 2.
>Arrive at qt, 5'10" blonde friend's apartment around 19:30
>She is wearing black, sleeved dress
>Pic related, is her
>She invites me into apartment
>Fettuccini Alfredo and salad prepared
>Fuck yeah.jpg
>We eat lovely dinner and have flirtatious...
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>>27967373
she's so hot op gj
Fall 1:
>We lock up
>After some sizing up and pushing, I grapple her down to the mats
>I'm an inexperienced grappler, so I'm not quite sure what to do
>Attempt to establish mount position
>She slips aside and locks on body scissors
>I struggle to pry her legs off with my hands
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>>27967447
you make me angry :(
>Went to college
>Earned a Bachelors Degree
>23yrs old
>Can't find a job with degree
>Finally get a minimum wage retail job
>Supervisors and co-workers are all teenage girls
>One of my supervisors is 17 yrs old
>Constantly reminded by family and customers about what a failure I am
>Decide...
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What was your degree? And did you take any internships
>>27967095
Move to China and teach ESL.
Its not a meme. You won't get laid if you aren't already though, that part is a meme.
>>27967119
HR and no internships
has anyone else felt tfw no belly gf?
I have a belly gf and I wish she was skinny
>>27967642
Despicable. Cup that belly lovingly
>>27966770
Ew dudeew dude ew
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3177486/Child-bullies-sexier-popular-dates-victims-grow-new-research-suggests.html
How does it feel that you robots will never beat the normies and alphas? You'll never have your revenge, you'll never be as happy as them, and you'll never amount to much whereas they will be successful. What do you make of that?
This makes me want to nuke shit
>>27966488
Yes but that's the thing, you can't do that. You can't even get any sort of retribution to "show them" - you're completely powerless to do anything about it.
>>27966439
Hmm, what if your childhood bully was a fucking nigger that went to prison for attempted murder? I think I will always be more successful than him.