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He remembered my name!
He called me cute!
>>27954760
>>27954799
>tfw qt bf xP
Im a girl btw
Alright I know most of the time people here just bait and troll but I have a real problem. I've had a suicidal friend for 2 years now, super self hating and always depressing. She was my first friend even though I was 20 so I didn't mind, I was always trying to help her and make her feel better. Now fast froward and she's happy, barely talks to me since she got normie friends, and after so long of dealing and hearing about her suicidal ways I feel like they rubbed off on me and now I'm alone with nobody to help me. Am I fucking crazy? Are suicidal people like life draining leeches?Also I usually get more replies when I attach an anime girl
Fembots been texting me
What should i say?
>>27954760
Stacy sucks his dick and does all the things you are dreaming about with him every night!
>>27954854
>bringing bud
dropped
>>27954854
I was on that tread dumbass
>>27954830
Do what she did. Eventually she'll come back.
>>27954930
I can't make myself happy and out going, and like I said, she's my only friend. That was kinda our thing, we only had each other. I'm a NEET, how do I make friends?
>you want to hold him close in bed
>stacey is rubbing her pussy juice on his head
Letting friends try on perfume when the bottle's been inside you.
>>27955002
i hope it was inside your ass
>>27955002
Use a brush I always do that. Sadly it isn't mines.
She forgot my name
btw im a woman
>>27955002
>tfw you masturbate with vegetables and put them back into the fridge afterwards
I can't be the only one
slimey cucumber?
>Steam friend gets a crush
>In the span of 3 months, this guy I never met has gone from barely talking to envisioning life together and asking to be in a relationship and come visit me
>"Anon you need to slow down, I barely know you and constantly trying to be affectionate to someone you just met is actually creating distance"
>cue: baaaw she doesn't like me why do we have to wait can we speed it up
>>27955113
>Steam
the ERP faggots have arrived
>>27955085
Who lives with you? Also I used a carrot once but now I have my toys
>>27955085
That is fucking gross and hot at the same time. Ever see anyone eat food you used
>>27955131
You missed where I scolded him for trying to do that very thing
So many role playing trannies in here.
>>27955140
i live at home with family
usually I'm just too lazy to wash the veggies afterwards theres not much more to it
>>27954960
>I'm a NEET, how do I make friends?
By being my gf. I'll be your friend.
>>27954830
You r just pretty much clinically dissapointed if i can say it that way. You gave her all she gave u nonthing back. I know. It suck.
>>27955113
I have this now.
Great guy, but he went from zero-to-100 instantly. 80 messages in one day, very upset / sensitive if I don't reply immediately, etc.
Feels like middle school all over.
He's 26 and I'm 28, but we're in very different places in real life. He's a stay-at-home NEET who didn't finish school, I have a masters and I work as an engineer doing embedded systems. Sometimes, I work 80-90 hours in a week, and I travel quite a bit.
I can't see this working out.
I told him at the start I didn't want this to happen, but he was already off and running. I tried for a bit, but the constant messaging and emotional rollercoaster he's on--wow. This won't end well--no matter what I do, he's going to be hurt. :(
I even told him I was a guy at one point, and he was like, "ok, I can work with that". Shit. That went on for about a week until he found my LinkedIn.
I just want to go back to being friends. I know there's another woman that likes him, frankly, she has more in common with him and she's cuter. I like her, too, she's funny and nice, and also lives in his state. I want them to get together, but he's fixated on me.
I am so fucked.
I wish we were both virgins because now I can't help but think about how good Stacy probably was for him. Stop talking about Stacy, she's taking Chad's up the ass anyway.
>>27955717
lmao wtf. How does this even happen
>>27955717
This might backfire incredibly, but you might want to try meeting him. He probably idolizes you a lot. It could burst his bubble.
I know because I was in his shoes and fucked two relationships (not sure if we were even friends from their perspective) like this.
Also props for being in embedded systems. I'm in EDA.
>>27955852
Where could I have met girls like you?
I gave up on America and went to China to teach English for two school years. Needless to say, I wasn't a "loser" there. Still, I wonder if it could have all been different.
Fuck off lol
>tfw a super cute 16 year old girl has feelings for you but you're afraid to go for it because you don't want to be seen as a creepy lesbian pedo
>>27956030
I've thought about that.
I unintentionally stopped two guys who had crushes on me just by going out with them and 'beeing' myself (I liked the second one a lot, too--really sucked when he shook hands at the end of evening when I tried to go a kiss).
But he's 1400 miles from me. It would be one super-awkward trip, and I'm afraid it would make his feelings stronger. He already knows me more than the guys who had had crushes on me without knowing me.
EDA is addictively cool stuff. Are you using Verilog, VHDL or...?
>email calls, back to work
>>27956685
wait are you a guy or did you just tell that dude you were a guy so he'd back off
>>27956685
Actually we make tools for High Level Synthesis, so we generate VHDL and Verilog. I'm on the team that does our C compilers. But we're a small company so everyone knows something from other parts.
>>27956484
how old are you phamalamadingdong
>>27956699
lol, I didn't really explain that well. I was trying to avoid the >btw i'm a grill line. I'm a "cishet female" or whatever the current terminology is.
I tried that in a moment of desperate, semi-joking stupidity, only to discover he considers himself "flexible". Very awkward.
>>27956814
22, senpai.
Original
>tfw first boyfriend isn't a virgin
don't like this feel
I hate getting on 4chan now
Everyone just spams the words nigger
I'm not a nigger but I cringe every time I see or hear it because of my beta ex.
>"stfu nigger" "lol those dumb niggers" "niggerniggerniggernigger"
Also
>when he refuses to show you affection in public
>when you know he's secretly ashamed of you
>when he constantly states that he doesn't understand half the shit you say but you understand that he's only with you for the pussy
>when he's the only thing close to a friend that you've got
>>27957039
Yep.. Prepare for unhealthy relationship where he sees you as too clingy and potentially cheats on you blaming clingy for the reason.
>>27957039
My boyfriend was a virgin but he wasn't new to stuff I wasn't either but still :(
I hate the feeling because he's told me shit that I didn't need to know, like how he fondled some chicks tits and how some girl gave him a boner by putting her head in his lap
Like I don't need to know this? Next time he tells me I plan on detailing to him the feel of my exes penis
Friendly reminder
If you have posted in this thread and you are female you are nothing but an attention whore
If you have posted in this thread and are male you are a white knight cuck
sega and move on
>>27954854
>im bringing my bud
>im bringing my pickup truck and my bud to help me drop off the body
>come alone
creep desu
CREEP
>tfw guys your age just rubberneck at you in public like you're a freak
>tfw teenage boys outright make fun of you
>tfw no bf
>tfw no friends
>tfw will never be a cute anime girl
>>27957537
>The term rubbernecking was a term coined in America in the 1890s to refer to tourists.[4] H.L. Mencken said the word rubberneck is "almost a complete treatise on American psychology" and "one of the best words ever coined".
Anyone who uses that word is a fucking fat American idiot and deserves everything bad they get, you fat American idiot who deserves everything she gets.
>>27957604
I'm Canadian. I just couldn't come up with the right word for it.
this board is fun
new robot here
>>27957635
Ill impregnate your ass you Canadian idiot pls b my gf pls b my gf pls b my gf
>>27957537
Do they have a reason for rubbernecking? Also who cares, it's not like they're directly affecting your life.
And if not having a bf makes you feel blue, get a hobby or get into a circle of people who share that hobby, hell you like chinese cartoons, there's a myriad of guys who like them. There's bound to be someone decent there.
>>27957753
I think I would scare children.
>>27957848I was kidnapped by a repeat sex offender when I was 14 and one of the things he did was slash up my face and body with a knife
I do have hobbies, though. It's just there aren't many people out here who are that into them. I think the main way I kill time anymore is just playing fighting games online.
>>27957890
>battle scars
>plays fighting games
Just wear Japanese school girl uniforms and I'd fap to you. What parts did he cut up btw?
any fembots from the netherlands or nearby?
>>27957890
That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. Post pics.
>>27957944
Mostly the stomach and chest area. Got my legs a few times. When he went at my face it was pretty much at random. I'm not much good at fighting games, though. I used to play them as a kid because I liked beating people up, but I just never got very good.
>>27957890
Don't take this the wrong way, but damn... I'd hang out with you just because of what you went through, simply because there's a good chance you'll be more fun to talk to than normies.
Also >fightan games
>>27958048
Niet zo wanhopig doen, homo.
>>27958053
Why would I want to? I don't even like being around my family because of this.
>>27958071
I'm not fun to talk to, I was never talkative to start with, so I say very little.
>>27958082
N-niet z-zo gemeen doen, ik dacht we waren vrienden
Any fembots from Portugal around here that could GET THE FUCK OUT??
>>27958054
>but I just never got very good.
What kind of very good?
The asian 1hp 18 parries in a row kind of a good or the I would fucking destroy you after a single day of training even though I rarely play fighting games kind of good
>>27958096
Be my damaged quiet gf
>>27957039
>>27957360
Fuck off both of you
You're normies
Any of you desperate fembots want to chat or cam with a chad hit me up at my throw away [email protected] I'm fucking bored today.
>>27957890
I'm not partial to fighting games, but you sound pretty qt, anon.
>>27954830
That's why you should just leave suicidal people kill themselves
>>27958096
>I'm not fun to talk to
Honestly, that's not something for you to judge. And you never know until you try. I've been friends with a lot of quiet / shy / introverted / asocial people and they've always been more fun to be around for me than any of the 'cool kids'.
>>27954760
This is effective bait
>fembots
I don't know why they post here. I'd like it if they left.
>>27957457
>afraid of serial killer maymay
>meanwhile men are afraid of fat chicks and 60% of women are fat
roastie get out
>>27958139
Why would you want a damaged gf? The knife wasn't all he did to me.
>>27958132
I can sometimes win online but not often. The only one where I have a decent win rate is Rivals of Aether which is a slightly less casual Smash Bros.
>>27958212
I'm not just quiet, I mean I don't talk unless I feel obligated to, pretty much. I took the week off so I haven't said a word all day. I even went to the store and just used gestures instead.
>waved and smiled instead of saying hi
>flashed debit card instead of saying debit
>shook head when he asked if I wanted a bag
>>27954830
She took and took and gave nothing back. I'm sorry to say it but that's a thing that a lot of people will do. You're just going to have to find someone new, and/or get to work climbing out of the hole you now find yourself in.
>>27958222
seriously, these normie sluts need to go to /cgl/ or reddit
>>27958355
>Why would you want a damaged gf?
Hero complex and you probably won't be mean
>>27957039
Cuck
>>27957001
Mia, pls go
Femanons, how do you feel knowing Chad will never settle down with you and you'll eventually have to settle for a robot when you're in your 30s?
>>27958054
Can you please post a pic
>>27957039
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>WHY ISN'T CHAD A VIRGIN
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>27958196
>>27958355
I'm the same way on my days off.
Y'know, I would like someone to regularly chat with, if you're willing.
>>27958389
>already settled for a robot straight out of the gate
It feels okay, comfortable.
>>27957890
>I was kidnapped by a repeat sex offender when I was 14
Please tell us every thing he did to you.
>>27958355
Please be in new York. I will love you a lot
>>27956484
>>27957001
Who cares? People might just think you're her sister or something.
>>27957890
>one of the things he did was slash up my face and body with a knife
Dear lord, the state of my benis.
Do you have any pics?
Obviously not CP
I'm gonna pastte this here.
I think I finally realized why women can't be lonely, and hence cannot be robots.
Every noticed how depressed, suicidal, introverted, shy etc men mostly have no friends, not to speak of romantic prospects, yet the most depressed passive lunatic suicidal women always have something going for them?
notice how most of the time those women have mostly male friends. they'll came they "get along better with men". That's obviously a lie.
It goes, as follows:
For men:
1. man has nothing to offer to the table.
2. man is isolated and lonely
For wymen:
1. woman has nothing to offer to the table
2. wait, she does, by merely existing, i.e her body
3. with this body she will get social attentions from these kinds of males:
a. those who intend to sleep with her
b. those who hope someday to be able to sleep with her
c. those who have no hope of managing to sleep with her but are still drawn to her because of biological imperative
That's why failed women have mostly/ all male "friends". but that means women can never be lonely. sure, it's not true relationships, but it's far better than nothing.
Notice how somewhat attractive gay men are in a similar position (not entirely as sex flows far more freely there so the thirst is far less real)
tl version: the reason you are lonely is because you're a straight man.
>>27957890
>>27958429
THIS
POST PICS POST PICS POST PCIS
Look at all the attention you're getting you owe us this much
>>27958222
>I don't know why they post here. I'd like it if they left.
>implying they exist at all
It's a troll thread, retard. A dude made this thread.
>>27958413
Get out normie uggo
>>27958355
I mean just communicating is enough. Also look at you, you're talking to several people right now. The point is not that you make sounds, the point is you communicating.
>fembots that say they've dated robots
You can never date a robot.
Any man found desirable by a woman is not a robot.
So stop saying "lolz met my qt NEET bf on r9k :3333"
No, you met some Chad faggot.
Now fuck off
>>27958445
Wow good job m8. How many years of research did it take you up come up with that obvious shit. You are truly autistic
>>27955113
>3 months
>fast
just tell the manlet the truth dummy
>>27957890
>fightan games
You sound cool. If you lived in Australia I'd definitely want to play vidya with you.
>>27958500
>chad
>/r9k/
Chad hangs on twitter and facebook
>>27958196
wow thats creepy
>>27958540
Not since the r3ddit invasion.
And ever since the robot got turned back on, this place has been /soc2.0/
>>27958512
le damage control face
>>27958516
Just give him your address already and wait for him to come and fuck you right in the pu$$y.
>>27957890
>kidnapped at 14
You really need to tell us more about that.
>>27954830
if you're not suicidal you are an idiot.
congrats anon, you're not an idiot.
now either decide to live in the hopes of having some fun or kill yourself. Not even trying to be edgy here, suicide needs to stop being taboo, it's a completely rational response to the society we live in.
>>27957890
10/10
Here, have another (you)
>>27958355
Actually I'd like to talk to you. My throwaway is [email protected].
I'm
>>27958212
>>27958071
>>27957848
>>27958484
>>27958556
U r ruood
>>27959038
>posted his contact without being solicited for it
>>27958384
Oh.
>>27958407
I'm not really the chatty type, though.
>>27958424
Canada
>>27958484
4chan is different. I have anonymity and I can exit the conversation any time I want with no repercussions.
>>27959119
It happens all the time, fucking /soc/fags fishing for women when their own are complete trash
>>27954760
>be at work
>some beta bitchboy skinny fuck always looking retarded
>every time i stare at him he looks down
>doesn't ever say hi so i keep at it
>he probably wonder why the fuck i keep staring at him
>thing is i'm an autistic fuck who likes fucking with people
>going to keep staring at him until he says hello to me
>he barely speaks and is always putting stuff back
>wonder if he browses r9k
>can imagine him typing how much he fucking hates women who keep staring at him
lmao i have fucking ocd and when i say hi to people and they don't say high back it triggers my anxiety, depression, ocd and pure rage
>>27959130
>Oh
Please be my damaged gf to love and save from herself ;_;
>>27959183
I don't need to be saved from myself. I'm lonely and ugly but that's it.
>>27959204
Then let me save you from loneliness
>>27959216
I don't know that it magically works like that. Where do you even live?
>>27958355
>the knife wasn't all he did to me.
Details?
>>27959156
If someone came here complaining about being stared at by women, they'd be told that they're Chad and that they should fuck off
>tfw I pay attention to who looks at me
>no one ever does
my plan of going through university without standing out is proceeding perfectly, ha ha ha
>>27959250
Americaland
>>27959252
Well, there was slapping and punching, too. Mostly he fucked me a lot, though.
>>27959267
Where in Americaland? Like I've said, I'm in Canada, but it's a big continent so the distance could vary pretty "I forgot which word to use here to mean by a lot"-ly.
>>27959276
>Mostly he fucked me a lot, though.
Can you describe what he did to you? Anal, oral? How long were you held for? did he tie you up?
>>27959156
>lmao i have fucking ocd and when i say hi to people and they don't say high back it triggers my anxiety, depression, ocd and pure rage
That's pretty funny considering you couldn't do shit but scream like a retarded frog if you ever got unhinged, weak af bitch
>>27959294
East Coast americaland
>>27959276
Where in Canada are you?
>>27959338
My vagina. Over and over and over. He had me for about three days and I would guess he fucked me in the ballpark of 20-30 times during that time. I was mostly left in a basement cuffed to a pipe. For a little while at first I was tied to a chair, while he was cutting me and beating me for the first time.
>>27959355
The south.
>>27959424
p-pIs respond >>27959351
>>27959467
We'd have to move to the south. If I'm going to be in the US, I'd like it to be somewhere like Arizona.
>>27959424
He didn't you suck his dick even once? How'd he kidnap you?
>>27959484
That's perfect though
I hate the cold and my state sucks
>>27957890
Post scar pics please
>>27959484
Do you have any contact information
>>27959130
>4chan is different. I have anonymity and I can exit the conversation any time I want with no repercussions.
Yeah, that's true. But then what do you fear when talking to a person face to face or on skype for example? Anonymity only makes it so that people don't associate what you say with who you are. And exiting whenever you like takes away accountability, responsibility and the risk of screwing up something and looking like a fool.
You're basically just shy. And most people nowadays are used to other people being like that. Face to face your scars might make a difference, but online not even that makes a difference.
Just a thought.
>>27959489
Not once, no.
>How'd he kidnap you?
The route I took home went out of the way because it's a small, mostly safe town. He grabbed me when I was a couple blocks from home, near a couple old businesses that closed down and were empty. Came up behind me, punched me a couple times, threw me in his van, and tied me.
>>27959490
Me too. The cold is terrible.
>>27959494
No.
>>27959512
Not that I'm posting.
>>27959534
I've always been very shy. Bullied as a kid, few friends. I never got comfortable talking face-to-face because of it.
>>27959424
>My vagina. Over and over and over
D I A M O N D S
>>27959574
FUCK OFF AND DIE THEN YOU ATTENTION WHORING ROASTIE CUNT. I'M GLAD YOU GOT SLASHED AND I HOPE IT HAPPENS AGAIN.
>>27959574
>Me too. The cold is terrible.
Please email my throwaway scarbot :3
[email protected]
>>27959424
Damn, I'd whiteknight and contactfag too but I'm all the way in Europe. You can always count on imageboard dwellers to be into damaged women though.
You should try playing vidya that is popular enough to have a general on /vg/, you can meet people to talk to fairly easily there in a less forced setting. Just avoid MOBAs.
It's that time again
-----
WOMEN:
>instigate more reciprocal and non-reciprocal violence in hetero relationships
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1854883/
>have an advantage in the legal system
http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2144002
>attracted to males if they have a nice car
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19302732
>lie about 41% of rape claims
http://sf-criminaldefense.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/KaninFalseRapeAllegations.pdf
>have more sexual partners than males and LIE about this
https://www.amherst.edu/media/view/239672/original/Alexander+%26+Fisher+%282003%29.pdf
>are attracted to males who are already in a relationship
http://www.synergy-pr.com/files/JESP72009%281%29.pdf
>are attracted to dominance during ovulation
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1617143/
>one-in-four have STDs
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/23574940/ns/health-childrens_health/t/teen-girls-has-sexually-transmitted-disease/#.UPOTfGeLgfx
>>27959638
I actually do play some that are popular. I've loved Fire Emblem for a very long time. I don't play much multiplayer-wise, though. The ones I liked are victims of bad design decisions post-release.
>>27959676
Now email me :^)
>>27959574
What I wanted to say was that being shy nowadays is pretty common and a lot of people will be fine with that. If you want to make friends you'll be able to make them. If not face-to-face due to scars, then online for sure.
And I think even face-to-face it's not going to be as much of an issue as you think.
>>27959699
sent :^)
>>27959729
I don't even know where to make friends anymore. Where do adults normally go to make friends?
>>27959638
>I'd whiteknight
>you should play a game with a general
About as bad, honestly.
>all these thirsty, whiteknighting beta virgins
Can you pieces of shit please fuck off to /soc/? Or even better, kill yourselves.
>>27959424
:^) sure thing buddy :v)
>>27959424
Did you cum at all during that time?
Can you give me a greentext to masturbate to?
>>27959676
>long time
Sure....what's the first Fe you played?
>>27959676
>I don't play much multiplayer-wise, though.
Stating the obvious but you probably should
>>27959742
It depends on the general. I usually keep to other imageboards, but /egg/ is okay. I don't even mind the Shekel Yidizen people I met on /vg/ a couple years back. Though the actual threads are astonishingly bad.
>>27959741
That's the million dollar question around here. I'd say multiplayer vidya. Being from Central Europe, weeb cons are ok too. I wouldn't recommend it for NA though.
The fighting game community could be nice.
Yeah, try to remember a girl's name, anon. If she likes you, and you've forgotten, she will be dismayed.
>>27959793
I'd be lying if I said no. They told me in therapy after that that's pretty normal, though.
>>27959797
When I was younger we were poor so I emulated a lot of games. I ended up trying to play through the second one, with Alm. I didn't get very far. When Smash Melee came out I played through Japanese versions of 1 and 6, using online resources to figure out what the menus meant. I've played all of them in the time since.
>>27959809
Probably.
>>27959832
Unfortunately I'm pretty out of the way. No fighting game tourneys or anything here. I'd even go just to help organize if there were some. I'm not good at them but I'd love to help out and watch them.
>>27959741
Can you kik me if you have it
Sbuyikyakyik
>>27959927
I don't use Kik. I'm not even sure what exactly it is.
>>27959889
Do you ever masturbate to memory of what he did to you? Ever think about seeking out an older man to dominate and fuck you?
>>27959967
>Do you ever masturbate to memory of what he did to you?
No.
>Ever think about seeking out an older man to dominate and fuck you?
Also no.
>>27959889
>Unfortunately I'm pretty out of the way. No fighting game tourneys or anything here.
Then get into the online gaming side of fighting games. I'm sure there's forums / discord / irc channels.
>>27959927
Fuck off /soc/ fag
>>27959889
Name of the pedo?
>>27959950
Can you download it. It's a simple messaging app.
>>27959424
>>27959424
>My vagina. Over and over and over.
Did he fuck you doggy style?
>>27960035
I didn't ask, and I don't care.
>>27960056
I can. The better question is will I.No I won't.
>>27960060
He liked missionary. Kept grabbing my chest and biting me during it.
>>27959889
GIVE ME A GREENTEXT MY DICK IS STILL HARD
>>27960240
I already covered what there is to talk about. He had me cuffed to a pipe with a gag in my mouth and would come down every few hours to rape me again.
>>27959889
>I'd be lying if I said no. They told me in therapy after that that's pretty normal, though.
Why did they say that? Do they think you will fall in love with him or something? Did you think you loved him before they told you that? Are ching chong hentai mindbreaks real life?
>>27954830
Woah man...
That's a cool anime girl. Good for you for posting that, here's your reply.
>>27954986
/r9k/.
unblox pls robot
>>27960303
Because I mentioned that it had happened and it was bothering me, making me feel guilty and fucked up. So the therapist told me that it's common for female rape victims to orgasm during the act.
>>27960303
Females experiencing orgasm during rape is generally common. Females experiencing orgasm doesn't mean they love the person.You should know females are virtually incapable of love by now but you're probably new.
>I remember her full name. But i cant remember her face anymore...
>>27960301
if i played a prank on you pretending to rape and kidnap you would you be able to laugh about it? or would you go full traumatized mode
>>27960368
>spoilerabuse spoonfeeding
Kill yourself newshitstain you are even more pathetic than her
>>27960375
I think I would break down during it and probably never talk to you again after.
>>27960419
How was I spoonfeeding anything? And the person I was replying to is male, friend.
>>27960301
>He had me cuffed to a pipe with a gag in my mouth and would come down every few hours to rape me again.
>I'm a girl and that turns me on
>I have constant rape fantasies
Why am I so fucked up?
>>27960446
How do you feel about rape jokes and similar?
>>27960446
Are you still sexual despite being raped?
It's really cool and inspiring to read about a rape victim that didn't let society get to their head and fuck them up. Thanks for being strong, it means a lot.
>>27960564
They don't bother me especially.
>>27960568
I've never had sex with anyone else but that's more a side effect of keeping to myself. I masturbate, though not often.
>>27960603
are you distrustful of men in general now?
do you suspect that most of them only care about sex?
It's alright if you do, but it's depressing for guys like me. I feel so alone in wanting a partner that I can care about who also cares about me without being so interested in sex stuff.
>>27954854
Too apologetic. Be shorter, more to the point.
>>27960668
>are you distrustful of men in general now?
I'd say so. I'm distrustful of most people but I could probably take most women in a fight so men scare me more.
>do you suspect that most of them only care about sex?
No, not at all. I have brothers and I know they think about a lot of things. I love them.
>>27960603
What kind of porn/fantasies do you masturbate to?
>>27960603
How long are you going to keep to yourself for? Are you just going to be afraid for the rest of your life? What does not kill you makes you stronger. You should learn from your experience, and confront your fears.
>>27954854
>im free anytime
>>27960714
I'm really into vanilla stuff with lots of kissing, actually. And if I can find videos of guys cumming inside clear sex toys, so you can see them throbbing and stuff, I like those.
>>27960719
Probably forever. I like being alone.
>>27957890
is it fucked up that scars make me curious? makes a person seem different from other people and makes me interested in them.
>>27955113
>girl adds me on skype
>talk about everything in general for a while
>eventually she brings up the idea of exchanging pictures
>we do
>later i comment on how i never met a girl like her who could hold a conversation and was actually interesting
>she then asked me if i'd be willing to visit her since we don't live THAT far
>mfw visiting her this saturday
>mfw this was in the course of less than a month
>>27960713
>I could probably take most women in a fight
I haven't responded to any of your posts ITT and don't plan to make it a habit but this is a great quality in a woman.
>>27960755
Scars tell stories. Natural curiosity.
>>27960778
is it bad to ask a person about them? if not, when is it alright?
i get worried about making people uncomfortable or reminding them of what are probably bad memories.
Any other girl here who has been worshiped by men? As in, put in the center of their lives, above anything else. Put in a position where they would sacrifice their life for you.
>>27960843
It's probably not alright when they already stated it makes them uncomfortable
maybe wait a while before doing it again. try to detect when they might want to talk about it. come to terms with them perhaps never wanting to talk about it.
Definetly heard this rape story b4. Either its a copy paste job or she's told this story b4.
>>27960859
pretty sure that happens to all girls because for some reason our society makes it so that the value of women is so much higher than men.
>>27960894
Maybe. It feels so weird to know that the main difference between yourself and a male autist is a pair of titties, though. With a slightly different body, life would be so different.
>>27957272
Shut up you fat cunt
>>27960870
>they already stated it makes them uncomfortable
i never bring it up, actually. i always just assume it's not ok.
>>27958108
Ja hoi meisje hier xD XD XD
>tfw neet gril who can't stop thinking about my crush
he's just so cute look at him
>>27960751
So in the end, not having a bf does not bother you, or...?
I wish there was some place where I could meet class conscious fembots and show them care and affection
>>27960843
Depends on the person. There is no objective answer to that one.
>>27961039
He looks like an underage idiot and by extension you doubly so for having such shit taste.
>>27960923
>With a slightly different body
Nigger you lack intelligence and can only see things on the surface, men have to carry the entire universe on our shoulders because we know it exists but you just see le epic night time sky sparkly dots XD
*flips trilby*
>guy I met in a group here flirts with me
>super lovey and keeps trying despite my autistic, prudish ways
>I fall in love with him because he's so persistent and an adorable goofball
>always buying things for each other, play games and talk about our work and interests
>Valentine's Day rolls around
>decide to stop being a pansy and draw out a Valentine's Day card with my feels and gift some video games he's wanted
>he becomes more distant
>have hardly talked at all since February
I guess sharing your feelings really isn't a good idea.
I'm at least happy I got to experience a man liking me for a short while and I'll still cherish the time I got to spend with him.
>>27961551
what games you play femanon
>>27961551
You probably missed some important moment he wanted to share with you while you were sucking chads dick and he realized you are a normalslut
>>27961551
>>27961647
fuck off whore.
and fuck off thirsty beta loser
>>27961551
He doesn't want Chad's sloppy seconds
>>27961551
;_;
ik how you feel
nobody will ever care for me
and if they did I would not know how to feel
i want to be cared for so bad
;_____;
>tfw no clingy fembot gf to spend my freetime with and to encourage and take care for with my positive upbeat attitutude to counter her depressive/autistic nature
>>27961647
I mostly play single player games because playing with others makes me feel like I'll screw up their enjoyment of the game and my PC is pretty crap, too. MGS, DMC, Bayonetta, LBP, FFIX, Nier, the Lunar series, Crash, Ghost Trick, Metroidvania games and stuff like that are some of my favorites.
>>27961656
>>27961737
>>27961824
I'm a virgin in my late 20's, actually. Maybe he was a Chad in disguise and I wasn't giving him what he really wanted fast enough.
>>27962128
we have reallly fucking similar taste in games
do you wanna be friends? t. thirsty beta
cuhrayzees are my favorite genre... it sounds like you've been playing on sony consoles your whole life
>tfw wrote a really autistic love letter to oneitis
>>27961858
There's always someone out there who will love you and be able to be patient and understanding. You just have to keep looking, not give up and take chances.
It's going to take me a good while to get over this, but I'm not down enough to think no one could seriously love me. There are drug users, people with mental disorders and others not blessed in the looks department who are still able to find someone for them, so there's always hope for all of us.
>>27962128
tfw no nier automata on PC
The way women write about their feelings in this thread almost makes me think they are human. If you are all so awkward and clingy then why is it that the girls who were attracted to me all rapidly changed their minds when they realized I was socially awkward and clingy?
>>27962341
Because they are lying and you are falling for it.
>you will never meet a girl like one of the girls in the thread
>if you do meet one they will probably a stupid stormfaggot
why live?
>>27960558
because you haven't experienced it yet
if you were in her shoes you would hate it unless you were extremely degenerate and lets say let random people fuck you whenever
i had a rape fantasy phase but then realized what i was fantasizing wasn't rape but shitty sex, because i would never want to be raped especially with my extreme disdain for germs and impurity
at most i fantasize about confusing sex or sex while being frightened or upset by something else, not about the man or the rape. And the man must be someone i trust and care for, while he feels the same.
but not rape. never rape.
wake up
>>27961056
>>27960714
>>27960568
>>27960446
>>27960375
>>27960301
I just gotta say, wow. Not only are you all thirsty betas, but you're so narrow minded that the idea of rape is simply a curiosity rather than a horrible ordeal. You guys really don't care that people of your same sex are extremely fucked up and hurt people selfishly. Yet you would go criticize females for at least making a detrimental attempt to sympathize and aid their gender.
Wow. Just wow. I particularly don't care myself, this defiled creature can rot in her own filth for all I care; but it's just so stupid. Your inflated libidos when you get virtually no sex is incredible tasteless and idiotic.
There is no hope for people on this board because nobody wants it or any help in that regard. You're just as bad as normies, chads and stacies.
>>27962203
I'm not sure if I should talk to other guys yet since I'm still trying to get over him if this really is over. It's so awesome hearing a guy has such a similar taste in games though... The few people I talk to are strictly Nintendo fans and I can't talk about them too much. You're right that I played on Sony consoles growing up! If I get loaded, I'd definitely get Nintendo consoles and a PC that isn't absolute crud.
>>27962309
That is a massive bummer. I haven't been looking up a whole lot on Nier Automata since it was announced.
Is it possible for it to later come to PC like Nier did? Or is this kind of like a Nintendo and Bayonetta 2 situation?
>>27962341
Maybe they weren't as socially awkward as the girls in this thread. It's going to be hard to sift through the normies to get to the autism brigade.
>>27962341
>why do Stacies find me unattractive when I act and look like a sorry excuse of a man?
Oh right, your throbbing dick doesn't look at anything else.
>>27962702
>You guys really don't care that people of your same sex are extremely fucked up and hurt people selfishly
Did you really just say that?
Holy shit look at this
>you are an idiot because you dont think of all the bad things that have ever happened to every human that ever existed
did you read that greentext i just shat out of my fucking hairy anus? that is LITERALLY you
YOU wrote that
>>27962759
>Is it possible for it to later come to PC like Nier did?
Wat. Nier never came to PC. Automata likely will not either. There were some posts about it on /v/ a while back but I could never find any direct, reliable source. I don't have a PS4 so I won't be playing it. Alas.
>>27962848
If you even knew the posts I was quoting you'd see why. Clearly I am only referring to one woman that you get first hand experience of knowing her abuse yet you had to have people beg twice for a greentext of it when she just said herself that she still hasn't gotten over it.
Not defending her, but that's just really idiotic, and just because you aren't thinking about bad things happening doesn't mean you can pretend that life is all good and dandy forever just so that you can get some fap material.
Why have you all just given up on yourselves and dissolved into degeneracy? It doesn't make any sense. You throw away your entire lives because you can't have sex, as if even getting a job was dependent on it.
What a damn shame.
>>27962901
Jesus, I'm terrible. I thought it would have definitely been on PC, but I guess I should have looked that up before posting. I'm going to need to get myself a PS4 in the future. I actually did have one for a short while. Unfortunately, the one I purchased was broken, so I sent it into Sony and they gave me one that worked for 20 hours and broke again, so I decided to just get rid of the piece of junk until they got their act together.
Do you think you'll get a PS4 at some point in the future? Although with how many good games that end up on the PC, I can see this being one of the few interesting exclusives and it not being enough to purchase a whole system for.
>>27963117
That's fucking shitty. Do they not allow replaced consoles after the first time? I got lucky with my PS3. Died after the first ~3 months I had it. Sent it back and got a refurbished model that still works 6-7 years later.
I won't be buying a PS4 personally. If I had expendable cash, possibly, but there is only one other game that I'm mildly interested in playing so I don't see the worth in it.Although I did buy a PS3 primarily for one game so I'm a bit of a hypocrite.
>>27963250
Oh, they did replace it again. It's just that I had enough of them at that point and got rid of the console. I'm not going to buy one until they make a slimmer version hoping I'll have less troubles then.
It was a terrible experience with their customer service and the amount of time wasted on the whole process. It was also shocking to me when I've never had issues with any of my Sony consoles previously. My PS2 even got knocked over a few times in the past and it worked perfectly even in 2012 and it was from the first batch of consoles. It could still be working to this day, but it was stolen with most of my other consoles and games then pff.
If you don't mind me asking, what's the other game you were slightly interested in? I actually purchased the PS3 because of only a few games I wanted and most of them got pushed back to PS4. I didn't regret the purchase though and still have quite the backlog.
>>27963773
Last Guardian?
any fembots want to kik or text?
i'm really ugly
>>27963970
this is just pitiful man.
>>27963773
Nothing is built to last any more. Even Nintendo ran out of Nintendium.
I want to play through Bloodborne, mainly for the Lovecraft-tier plot. Stuff like that really intrigues me when it is done properly. Otherwise, I don't care for the game.I bought a PS3 for Demon's Souls but have since gave up on the series and company.
I'm getting closer to trying to go and ask the guy my parents told I thought was handsome out
I've been getting teased about that situation a lot (parents bragging to cousins and them snickering )
I'm feeling down and I just know I'll stutter and spill my spaghetti...
What should I do?
>>27964012
Are you serious? Are you fucking retarded?
It doesn't matter. Literally it does not matter. There is nothing and then you die.
Go talk to him, or not. It doesn't matter.
Even if you talk to him, it doesn't matter. What are you going to talk about? Fucking nothing.
Anything you do together will boil down to being in close physical proximity waiting to die.
>>27964012
>What should I do?
Spare him the inevitable, horrendous pain of the relationship ending and just don't. If you really like him, you'll do what's best for him.
>>27964012
You should take this normie shit to >>>/adv/
>>27963915
Ha! That was one of them. AndFinal Fantasy Versus. Shush, you.
>>27964002
That's what seems to be happening, unfortunately.
I'm also very curious about Bloodborne because the whole look of it is very interesting and it sounds like it's a more about going balls to the wall rather than having to be a bit more cautious in the Souls games.
I did something idiotic and went playing Dark Souls II without playing Demon's Souls or the first Dark Souls game. /v/ was so hyped I jumped aboard instead of doing what I had planned to do and start out with Demon's Souls. I had a terrible experience and it wasn't even made by the A team. I wasn't dying left and right, surprisingly, but I just ended up stopping after a few bosses in. Holy hell I wanted to play using a whip, so it would be like I was Simon Belmont, but they break in like ten hits. It was absolutely terrible.
you aren't a female you're a man with a mental disorder
>>27954830
She cares about you, but maybe she doesn't want to go back to her previous lifestyle. So maybe you drink and party, but she has problems with alcohol and drugs and wants to stay away. I don't know your circumstances though but that may be it.
>>27957537
You retard, men look at women because they are interested.
>tfw black boyfriend
>he wants to meet the parents
What do I do?
>>27965415
Fuck off normie
One of the few times I enjoy /pol/shit spam
They'll run you off the board at least for fucking a nigger
>>27965175
You don't have to be that cautious in Souls games as long as you know what you're doing.
>played DaSII first
DaSII was, and still is, a pile of fucking shit. Essentially a very well-funded romhack. Demon's Souls was the best out of them all and it will never be eclipsed, sadly. The "durability is based off FPS" was dumb, too. Japanese companies are so ass-backwards when it comes to technology.
>>27954854
Aren't you the one texting the "fembot" in this text?
>>27965440
Wow rude
Don't be a dick just because you're all alone and I'm not
>>27955717
>Sometimes, I work 80-90 hours in a week
How long have you been doing this? You're going to lose your fucking mind in a few years.
>>27965583
Get the fuck off my board normalfag
This is the board for being alone and miserable
>>27957890
if you're not gonna post pics, can you at least tell us more details about that sexual assault?
>>27959119
>>27959141
Pretty sure it's a vyro tier manipulative douchecunt. If there's any statements regarding emotional invulnerability or naivety, and a person like this suddenly posts his contact info telling them "he would like to talk to you (in pm/private)" (seriously, it's almost always spot on something like this), you can probably bet on it being some nude collector.
That said if you plan on exchanging contact info, don't actually let them know beforehand that you're potentially easy to manipulate.
>>27955717
>embedded systems cutie
If it's anything like where I work, you are literally the only girl there, and just happen to be kind of attractive. Goddamn, people joking and laughing with you, and then when I run into you (way too often, by accident) it gets super weird.
>>27965590
Second this. After working 60-70 for just a month, my mind goes to weird place. I'm totally useless, and start shifting between woe-is-me bullshit and laughing at my own retarded jokes.
all i want is a chubby qt to play videogames with
>>27965484
I didn't know what I was doing at all hah!
What a shame though. I've been watching a friend of mine play a little of the third game and that's having issues where his phantom friend couldn't even join a boss when he passed through the fog. He also ended up losing interest in the game when he was about 70% in.
I'm toying with the idea of playing Demon's Souls after listening to you praise it though. It's fairly inexpensive now as well, I'm sure.
>>27965583
that's a perfectly good reason to be rude familia
also, i'm hispanic and my gf is white. do you think she'll have this same thought process?
>>27965960
Fuck off normie beaner fag
Build wall
Tfw he will call you qt or pretty but never funny or smart
>be me
>be 20 y.o ex hikkiNEET female
>meet cyborg off /soc/
>we get along well, eventually start and e-relationship
>he compliments me and gives me attention like nobody has ever done before and it feels fucking amazing
>we fall asleep on skype every night
>we talk every day
>play games together
>he buys me things
>helps me with my psychological issues
>gives me motivation to lose weight and better myself
>eventually visit him irl
>has really hot roommate
I've never been too physically attracted to my boyfriend because he's really pudgy and shorter than me but his personality and sense of humour always made up for it.
>roommate is a lot different than bf in every aspect
>he's forward and confident while my boyfriend is a bit of a doormat
>we spend time together while bf is away at work or studying
>I really, really like the attention specially coming from someone so attractive because boys never looked at me before
>one day we're sitting in bfs room listening to music and we start making out
>he starts putting his hand up my skirt and tells me he has a boner
>next thing he pulls his dick out and tells me to suck it
>my first blowjob ever
>end up losing virginity there too
>bf and I planned to lose virginity to each other when the time is right
>go back home, haven't done anything but cuddling and kissing with bf
>every single day i feel extremely guilty about it and want to kill myself but I would never tell my bf because I'm scared he would dump me
>>27966080
>mfw she fails to greentext
>mfw she's a fucking normie
>>27966080
Those traits are extremely rare for people whose existence has been solely to take care of their vagina pussy holes
>>27966104
FUCK OFF YOU DISGUSTING NORMIE PIECE OF TRASH WHORE
GET THE FUCK OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
>>27965883
I've seen lots of issues being discussed including optimization. You'd think after three PC releases of the same type of game, this wouldn't be a problem anymore. I gave up on the company and series after DaSII.
Demon's Souls is one of the best games there is and certainly tied for my personal favorite game. It's worth every bit.
>>27966104
>>meet cyborg off /soc/
Stopped reading there, kill yourself you fucking normalshit
>>27966061
i live right on the border and am neet so i'll probly help if they hired me
>>27966104
if this is true you're a horrible person and should tell your bf so he can give you an honor killing
>>27966104
God I fucking love making closet sluts like you give in to you cocklust. You're just feeling guilty because you always told yourself you weren't like that, aren't you? When it just turns out a big juicy cock is all that's needed to turn you into a sexcrazed whore
women actually think they are capable of having problems/depression
just lie back with your legs in the air and let chad make all your worries vanish in a sea of ecstasy
>>27966368
Cringiest shit I've seen all day
You sound like a shitskin pajeet in the comments section on pornhub
>>27966395
Woah there man, aren't you projecting your normie hate a little too much there? It's not my fault that beta doormats like you will A L W A Y S be getting sloppy seconds because we actually know what a woman loves.It's cock. Girls love having big tasty cocks rammed down their throat and they love it even more when they're made to suck it
Does anyone want to befriends?
>>27966482
No
I want a gf, not a friend
>>27966104
This is probably fake, just remember that she said she needs to lose weight, so she is fat, so it really wouldn't matter anyways.
>>27966492Okay. :(
Sorry for asking.
>>27966552
Don't you have any friends, femanon?
>>27966104
>I want to kill myself
You should. You really, really should.
>>27966395
You're as bad as he for responding to it and giving it attention.
>>27966482
With /r9k/ "girls" of the current year? Not a chance in hell.
>>27966552
>>27966552
Friends are pointless to have tbqh
If you can tolerate more than 1 person in your life you aren't a robot
>>27955717
So you are the guy, and he is a chick that hot the wall early?
Imagine if the genders were reversed. Not that strange but yeah dropping him for an upgrade is a valid thing considering you are raking in the cash. You have the potential to make someone's dreams come true, I always wanted to be a trophy husband.
Cook, clean, massages, some bullshit hobbies to make me more impressive to your work friends, ect.
>>27966104
kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys kys
>>27966482
Sure, I'm down. But just so you know, I probably won't be posting ITT for a while because I've got shit to do.
>>27966587
topkek that roast
>>27966134
I was saying that to him myself. Not only that, but with how big the series is, they weren't able to figure this out before release? We're supposed to have play testers out the butt for a reason. It makes me miss when you could just pop in a game, everything worked perfectly fine and you didn't need to wait 20 minutes for updates and whatever else. I know games are way bigger than they used to be, but it's ridiculous sometimes just how broken some games are and companies are okay with releasing them and fixing it along the way if at all.
I'll definitely put it on my list then and give it a serious shot not letting DSII sour my view. It's hard to pass up because I do adore anything with a medieval fantasy setting and I've been really hankering for something for a while. Thanks a bunch for rekindling my interest!
>>27966104
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>27966568
Sort of. I have some online friends but we don't really talk a lot. I met them all through an MMO so sometimes I play with them. Don't have a lot of energy lately.
>>27966590
I really can't for the most part. I'm ok with the longterm friends I have and I care about them deeply, but we only know each other passively (my shitposting Twitter) and for the most part I can't give a shit about the things that they like or want to talk about.
>>27966626
Okay. :)
>>27966738
Are you an Alaskan?
>>27966749
No. Do you know someone from Alaska?
>>27966869
Yes
But I'm not going to talk about her beyond that, you just reminded me of her.
Why are you looking for friends on /r9gay/?
>>27966697
>says the manipulative douchecunt whose life purpose is emotionally ruining vulnerable girls
>>27966738
I honestly have never been able to keep friends made through videogames except for one exception and that happens to be my most long lived friendship so far. I don't think it's weird for friendships like that to be unable to bloom since it's usually established on the mutual interest of said videogame, and playing that together is about the most you can do. That said, I've had a lot more luck befriending people through /r9k/ (and 4chan in general).
You can add dojity on Skype or Steam (same to >>27966626 if he doesn't return in time so I can give your contact details to him as well), chat a bit and see if there's any potential there.I'm actually very bored with people lately and have been thinking of getting to know new ones.
>>27966653
Nip incompetence and some semblance of pride, I believe. Their shit will still sale regardless of quality and they can even get away with selling the same game twice, as evidence by the other edition of DaSII.
Yeah sure. Be prepared to be disappointed after Demon's Souls because everything else is grossly inferior.
>>27966923
I don't really know how to make friends irl and I'm kinda lonely. Even if I don't really hit it off with someone, hopefully it will be a nice experience.
I actually met this really nice guy a bit ago but he doesn't really come on a lot lately. Even though he was underage b& he was bretty chill. I tend to talk with people over email and very rarely over Skype, and it usually fizzles out really quick.
>>27966932
>undermeme
Ayeee. I'll add you in a sec.
>>27967132
post your contact info
No I will not post mine
>>27967158
I-I don't want to.
>>27967244
>I want friends
>I won't give contact
Normie confirmed
>>27967283
That's not how you make friends Anon. Try to be nicer.
>>27967343
I already did
She said no
>>27967283
>>27967383
It's okay, I just made a new friend and we're talking now so everything is cool.
>>27967413
Fuck you whore I want a friend
>>27967474
>I want a friend
>I won't give contact
:^)
>>27967485
She offered, not me
>>27957272
>I hate getting on 4chan now
>Everyone just spams the words nigger
Oh boy, you should have been here 7 years ago.
All posts are boys, there lying.
>>27967640
peanut butter peanut butter peanut butter
>>27967673
I can confirm that I am a boy, but I can't speak for everyone here.
>>27966104
you could have done so much better
I am up for open relationships. you wouldnt have to keep it a secret, we could love each other and fuck other people too and it would be great
>>27967673
here's a boypost
>want to talk to a person I just met online
>really really badly
>my heart is choking itself in my chest out of anxiety
>I don't know whether the person likes me or not and it gets me really fucking nervous
>don't know what the fuck to say
>want the person to message me really badly just so I know that person is at least a little bit interested in me
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>27967413
typical normie whore
Finds one person to give her attention and instantly shits on everybody else
nice
>>27967748
pic next to post
>>27967762
>spend a few hours coming up with a conversation starter
>they go offline before you can start a conversation
alternatively
>they start talking to you and have no topic in mind
>you feel like an idiot and feel like they hate you because dont know what to say
>>27967787
Samefagging isn't very flattering.
>>27967855
That anon isn't me
Guy you shat on here btw
>>27967762
nice job, i actually can feel this feel
>>27967762
Holy shit just talk to them like a normal person. You're able to talk to people here on 4chan without shitting yourself, you can do it just fine with others as well.
>>27967902
wow its like you dont understand anything
like a mormon walking into a bar not knowing what it is
>>27966104
is this shit fucking real or is it really high quality bait
cause im fucking mad
>>27967953
I very much do understand everything about this situation and it boils down to Anon treating a girl as instant girlfriend material even though he apparently hasn't even gotten to know her on a personal level yet.
>>27967902
Not him you replied to but i have the same problem with on social media. I don't know why.
>>27968010
>you can do it just fine with others as well
>>27968054
Yes. Why wouldn't you? They're still just human beings.
>>27968065
if i knew the answer i wouldnt be here
why are you here? i come here to avoid people like you, who assume social function from everyone
>>27967902
problem with me is I can't talk like a normal person when I'm initiating, I can bounce back subjects really well and talk about a lot of things semi confidently when I'm approached since I'm confident the person actually has interest. that erratic shift in behavior and thinking is honestly really jarring whenever I message someone about something I'm not sure about
I'm normal whenever someone comes along with a subject topic or just messages me but when I have to message someone I just turn into a nervous autistic wreck no matter the gender so I don't know what the deal is with that
>>27968083
I'm socially retarded, friend. I handle social interaction with an ingrained (through practice and effort) strategy while simultaneously not caring about myself anymore whatsoever. What happens as a result is that I can come over as socially functioning, but I really die every time I hold a conversation with someone in real life.
And as such I come here with a golden rule; stop chasing relationships around because that's how you not only come over as thirsty, but will likely wreck your own state of mind in the process such as you already portrayed in your post. You need to find a goal or purpose in life that's something else than getting a girlfriend, getting your dick wet and living happily ever after. That way, you're more than likely to develop personality and run into communities that share the same interests that come with your new goal and purpose. You'll have no problem making conversation with them because you already know what they like talking about; the said similar interest. From that point onward, things would probably end up naturally.
>>27968257
Their opinion of you doesn't matter one single fuck, and if they won't like what comes from you naturally, then you're socializing with the wrong people and shouldn't even want to be talking to that person unless you're a thirstlord who wants to get his dick wet.
fembots, do you like clingy guys :(
>>27968292
>just talk to them i dont get your problem
>o-oh h-haha i'm socially awkward too :^) tee hee let me look dedicated to proving it
you think your advice is worth something? you think we havent heard it before? you think we haven't realized these stupid platitudes would obviously help if they were feasible for us?
im not a thirsty cuck
i have very near and dear long term and short term goals
i have interests about which many communities have formed
you dont have to be overtly pathetic and faggy to not belong. there are many ways to not belong in the real world.
you dont understand the underlying problems. you consume what you are fed about 'weird people' and 'rejects :^)'
fuck off please, you dont belong here
>>27968293
What do you mean when you say clingy?
>>27968420
I tried giving you advice Anon, but suit yourself. I once was the most pathetic excuse of a human being myself, but I fixed myself. If you're not going to be taking the advice of someone who has climbed their way out of their cesspit, then noone will. Cheers.
I'll start a greentext
>be at party
>no peers, all older people
>older lady introduces me to long distance robot gf
>I accept her entirely
>she is surprised when I am interested in her
>she is ecstatic when I want to see her for something serious
Gonna make someone happy
Can't wait
>>27968536
yeah, you were probably a self unaware, pathetic thirstmaster beta cuck and for some reason believe everyone else is as faggy as you were. im sure it was very simple to fix yourself
>>27968538
makin me feel warm and fuzzy anon
>>27968610
>You were probably
Yes.
>simple
No, it wasn't. One thing I did do was not being an autist when it came to receiving advice from someone who obviously isn't in a slump themselves.
i want a fembot to msg and vent to that doesnt mind im kinda clingy and wants to get to know eachother ;-; 18 m
>>27968641
>being a babby
19 here
Hit me up fembots :^)
>>27968691
im just sad right now because of reasons
>have a fetish for being cucking married couples
>be strongly opposed to fornication
>forever a sexually frustrated virgin
>>27968834
be my frustrated pure gf
>>27968691
>>27968641
t h i r s t y
i hope you two get aids
>>27968869
They probably won't since being so thirsty almost never gets someone laid :^)
>>27955717
SPOILER:Gendo kills Ritsuko
>tfw your team did not make the playoffs
>no more qt canadian bucks to oogle until october
just fucking kill me
>>27969332
>Oilers
I think the Oilers are physically incapable of making the playoffs.
>>27969606
bakersfield condors senpai
>implying a wage slave like me could afford NHL lower bowl tickets
>>27959130
Where in Canada?
original
>>27954986
Take it to /pol/ today.
i want to be friends with taleanon
i am a sound guy
is that cool do girls like sound guys
>>27971066
Everyone has different tastes, and there's probably going to be women with an interest in "sound guys".
What's a sound guy anyway?
lonely guy here if anybody wants to talk at some point tomorrow.
>>27960949
I'm not fat or anything.. Just really messy looking
Like my hair is pretty ugly and out grown and I have a pretty big nose. I notice that he treats me better when I get a fresh haircut
>>27967640
Yeah he used to use it a lot when we were in middle school
Glad I broke up with him he was so cringe now that I look back on it, he used to say lol in real life and yell about memes randomly
>fembotfeels
>nothing but girls with dicks in
here.
yea i thought so.
>>27968834
you have a weird fetish because you're a virgin. Just go outside and lose it already
>tfw will never fall into the "dating" fembots meme even if no gf.
>tfw /r9k/ is /tranny general/ and /attetion whore general/ now.
At least I know that there's worse people than me,
