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There is a runaway train barreling down the railway tracks. Ahead, on the tracks, there are five people tied up and unable to move. The trolley is headed straight for them.
You are standing some distance off in the train yard, next to a lever. If you pull this lever, the trolley will switch to a different set of tracks. However, you notice that there is one person on the side track.
You have two options:
1. Do nothing, and the trolley kills the five people on the main track.
2. Pull the lever, diverting the trolley onto the side track where it will kill one person.
What will you do?
Do nothing because higher score
kill five people because they are normies
Pull the lever.
Utilitarianism is best.
How can you tell someone is a nu-male?
>trendy haircut
>thick-rimmed glasses
>clean shaven (too low test to grow facial hair)
>goes to campus events at university
>doesn't say "retard" or "gay" - probably hardly curses, unless in a political argument
>>28026168
>all this peacocking
I never understood this
why do normies do this? I always try to pick out clothes that don't draw attention to me
>>28026168
growing a beard is literally one of the first visible signs of a numale
>tfw no qt Indian gf
I live in England so it's not impossible I guess...
>>28026012
Not only is it not impossible, it's literally the only kind available.
>tfw i will never live in bongistan and swim in qt paki pussy
![tumblr_o0kb4fgUgd1suctpao1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8RfLVcA.jpg "tumblr o0kb4fgUgd1suctpao1 1280[1]")
Here's her tumblr
http://12irl.tumblr.com/post/142475585453
http://12irl.tumblr.com/post/141555817208/when-neither-of-yall-can-see
http://12irl.tumblr.com/post/139865701458/if-youre-an-anti-white-multiculturalist-then-why
easy thursday evening edition
>>28025505
fuck ork ships, these cunts are annoying to fight.
>inb4 post waipoo's
Poleaboo hopes mummy makes dinner soon
>things that were special to you but normies ruined it
t. Music
![minecraft1114131280jpg-5aee61_1280w[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y8SgAxW.jpg "minecraft1114131280jpg-5aee61 1280w[1]")
>>28025303
any "popular" indie game
>>28025331
It's sad how the true meaning of this game will be lost forever because normies and kids ruined it with their vines videos and "le papyrus is funny xD"...
The poetic comfy part was completely forgotten and cast aside
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsoLYWTzqSY
More videos where normies get rekt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6IapFvGX8k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FiA4g41Yun4
>>28024882
Edgy
not very originally edgy
>>28024902
>fat guy
>normie
How do you flirt with a girl like her?
you wakl up to her, grab her hip bones and whisper "doot, doot" into her ears.
Absolutely not. Obviously a photoshop of an older woman with a younger woman's body and face. You can tell by the seat in the shower... old people use those.
>>28024798
Keep eye contact. Girls with large titties like it when you act that their boobs aren't their only selling point.
Are blacks and Asians natural allies in the fight against white supremacy? How can we join forces and end the white problem?
>>28024782
yes we are natural allies because only whites can be racist
>>28024782
Kill yourself r/asianmasculinity shill
>>28024868
Please they would not stoop so low as to make BMAF threads would they?
Give me your most autistic fantasies
>tfw you want to be a master manipulator
>you will never be a sociopath
>you will never be able to control the roaches
only thing worth living for, and I can't even do it.
>>28024412
I wanna become a child again so I can have sex with lolis, other shotas, and do some straight shota
>>28024412
>Infiltrare greens party (Ultra sjw meme party)
>Turn them into national socialists.
What's your biggest problem right now? I am here to listen and talk to you.
getting pretty bored nowadays.
i have a job but i work part-time so i work 3 days a week and 4 days of sitting at home doing pretty much nothing.
well i can switch to full time schedule but i really don't want to. there was this girl at the workplace that i fell in love with who happens to be also one of my best friends. she rejected me now we are barely talking.
i dont wanna spend anymore time with her. it still hurts.
>>28024244
What are you doing when you're not working? Why don't you want to switch to full time if you are bored?
>>28024129
I've lost all motivation
I'm currently 18 in highschool and ending my senior year, and I have an F, 3 D's, 2 C's, and a B
You might think it's not the worst thing in the world but before this I had always had either A's or B's. I always had above a 3.5 GPA and even got a 4.0 one sememster. I had so much potential to do great and I threw it all away. I got accepted to San Fransisco State for computer science but the school and students there are shit, so I'm going to community college first.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/regajha/how-privileged-are-you#.gvMMLkA3Yv
how privileged are you, robots?
>>28023730
Well I'm not a retard so clearly more thanthese two
>>28023730
They both look like dudes desu
37/100.
So apparently i'm not privileged. Horray?
Does anyone find it hard to get their heads around the fact that people have sex? Like when you go outside and you realise that many of the people you see are in all likelihood having sex regularly.
I guess I'm so unable to get sex that the fact that other people are having it seems almost superhuman pathetic as it sounds.
How does it make you feel robots?
Yeah I think about it all the time. I look at people in the street and think "he's had sex... she's had sex... these two have sex with each other" etc. And it's not like they're all chads and Staceys, it's everyone.
It's like I don't understand the process they've gone through in order to do it. I'm almost certain 99% of people don't read self improvement in order to get to a point at which someone will have sex with them. It seems as though they stumble into relationships without thinking about it.
It blows my mind how they can do it so easily. Even to get to the point where they think "I deserve a relationship, this girl finds me desirable so I will act on it and later put my penis inside her" and then just do it.
>>28023465
>how does it make you feel
If there's a more apathetic word for 'indifference', that, I guess.
>>28023949
It's not that hard, just get yourself to a point where someone else would like to be around you.
That's pretty much leave your room and shower.
Also find a hobby that isn't anime. Everyone else has grown out of anime except for you.
Shit guy
I just found out my long distance girlfriend cheated on me with a close friend and hsd sex with him 5 times.
She called me crying and asking me to forgive her. Ask her to tell me everything in detail. She does
It fucking hurts man, what do I do?
Pic not related
>long distance girlfriend
and there was your first mistake
>>28022897
Dump her if u think u can get better if not just use the info to guilt trip her a bit
It seems like people on 4chan get cheated on a lot. Is this a common thing for all relationships, or just 4chan fags?
would you date this girl be honest
A single date wouldn't be bad i guess
sure OP I can pay for the movie or dinner
>>28022133
These jokes are getting sicker and sicker.
>>28022161
how do you feel about pigeons?
Why even call women sluts if they don't even care?
No anon, you simply disregard them completely. That's not only how you win their game, but how you absolutely devastate them in the end as they come crawling for your attenttion after having slutted with 250 chads in their youth.
>>28021863
oh they care, they care a fucking lot that's why they employ all this propaganda to make you not call them out on their shit, societies have looked down on sluts for centuries, it won't stop overnight
>>28021863
They obviously do care, though. That's why the bitch at the bottom was saying not to use it. If she'd actually paid attention to the picture, she'd be enocuraging people to use it as a compliment.
