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How do you feel about your sister?
>>28048300
I despise her for several good reasons
>>28048300
If I had one, I would probably be having my ass filleted by Tyrone in a federal jail right about now.
>>28048330
I really really hate her.
>>28048330
You're god damn right anon.
Having a sister is terrible.
![tumblr_mo3lz7olcb1s5yx51o1_500_by_that_nerdy_girl_lawl-d68bb8i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E6GcKiZ.jpg "tumblr mo3lz7olcb1s5yx51o1 500 by that nerdy girl lawl-d68bb8i[1]")
>finally find a girl who's into nerdy things
>she has terrible taste
>makes a dumb reference to CoD or whatever mainstream console game and says "bonus points if you get it!"
>calls anime "Funimation"
Every time.
>find a nerd girl
>she likes chads
Not even joking why do all of them have this fatal flaw?
>>28048158
Send her to me pls
I love cringy wannabe nerd girls
>>28048158
>calls anime "Funimation"
I've never met anyone who does this, please tell me this is not a thing. The worst I can think of is how people think Funimation is a legit anime studio and they made DBZ.
How does this make you feel?
A woman dodged a bullet because she ditched a guy that has a low paying job. 2000 upvotes by women
>>28047944
It's fair enough. It's not just low paying - It's uninteresting and with little potential for moving up in life, living a fun and fulfilling lifestyle, and raising a family if that's what they chose.
>>28047944
Why is that bad?
Naturally one should be looking for a good mate.
Why would you pick someone dumb?
Hate to break it to you, but a bagger is not an intelligent person.
>>28047944
I mean you'd kind of have to ignore the first part of the post where the 23/24 year old has gotten 2 DUIs. That's a legitimate bullet dodge.
Name one thing wrong with feminism. Protip:
you can't
short answer: everything
>>28047831
Hasn't fully openly embraced marxist socialist ideals.
Convert all men into eunuchs when?
>>28047831
It hinges on the false notion that women aren't inferior
Ever watch a porno and think "damn that chick is so damn cute. Way too cute for porn. In a different life she could have been my girlfriend".
Happened twice with me. First is Nico, a cute white hipster girl from 2003-2004.
Another is Evelyn True, from the same period. I only discovered her recently. Absolutely qt tier.
>>28047624
No, but I've thought that a girl would be exactly the type of girl doing porn to pay for her heroine addiction, but I would still fuck and be in a relationship with her if she stopped doing porn.
>>28047709
It's always shit like heroin. I imagine that if I got a girl like that, I could fix her addition and she'd be qt tier. If they are addicts too long their bodies/mind are wrecked.
Iktfb
Why do cute girls even do porn? They could use their cuteness to get many beta male providers
Me personally, I'm 6'1, naturally muscular, big jaw, that sort of thing. Yet my cock is only a little over 5 inches. The girth is a little under 5 inches and regular condoms feel loose. Nonetheless, I've never had a problem with girls, that isn't what the thread is about, I'm ok with my cock. The thread isn't to troll even though I'm shilling with a BBC picture. I would also ask to keep the thread on topic and for it to not turn into a brag/hookup thread but I already know it will. This is anon so please be honest for the sake of accuracy.
>Gender
>Height/Size
>Gential Size, girls please also include how much your ass can take.
>>28047365
>has put on a condom
You should post this on a board that isn't dedicated to male virgins
Regular condoms feel loose. What the fuck. Didn't even think that was possible.
Male
6'2"
Circumference - 6.5 inches
Length - 6.5 inches
>I guess my cock would be a square if rolled out.
>>28047365
There is no correlation man. It's all random rolls of the DNA dice.
Height: 5'8", small frame, smaller hands than most girls.
Dick: 7 x 5.2ish
>Lose real virginity
>uncut, no condor cum inside vagina
Why does everything feel so gravy now ?
Urge to kill completely disappeared
Lifes all about sex, it makes the brain happy to have it. When you dont have sex you feel very bad because your bodies not doing literally the only thing it actually cares about doing, so like water being diverted you start funnelling energy into other ways to feel powerful and important like getting good at a video game but really its all about sex. Sex, in the end, is what everything is about, and if youre not having it, youre gonna be sad.
hahaa dank post OP :^) this reddit site sure is funny. hahaha "get out ree :P" lol ^^
>>28047329
What about food?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXGpq3srERk
honestly, why you guys are not truck drivers? This skinny autistic young lady has been one for 2 years. its like the perfect job for robots. Some companies will pay for the training and you dont need experience.
>Making sick dosh driving a truck full of kittens
Could actually see that being fun
>>28046895
what a comfy channel/job/girl
i've never been in an accident but i suck at driving and parking especially, i wouldn't know what to do if i had to drive one of those things
THERES A BETA ASSASSIN ON THE LOOSE IN OHIO RIGHT NOW
>>28046357
true beta would end it after doing that.
>>28046357
another day another shooting
>>28046357
http://abcnews.go.com/US/law-enforcement-responding-multiple-fatalities-ohio-home-officials/story?id=38596900
the fuck is wrong with you Amerifags?
wtf happened?
can't go outside during weekends or summer without seeing these sluts everywhere. Do the parents simply not care anymore?
>>28046313
>parents
Lel I have no idea how we can live in an age where simultaneously men are living with mommie into their thirties, yet zero attention is being paid to daughters and they're becoming total whores.
>>28046313
these kids are the by product of the world we live in
all across the western world we see this but is not as bad as the eastern world where the worst you can do is blow yourself up with a suicide vest
>>28047651
I'm from this generation of kids. What was there before? People were different?
What do you think happens when we die?
Are you spooked by the idea?
>>28046267
You cease to exist.
Only if there's more life after it.
Please universe, just erase me.
This right here is either prison or a videogame. We're out when we die.
>Have knowledge pretty much nobody else has
>Could literally revolutionize the species
>Humanity is such garbage I can't stop being submerged beneath a sea of depression long enough to have a basically normalish life to do it
Welp.
Share it now so that maybe someone who's more resilient can do something with it
>>28046211
If it's knowledge, then it should be able to be recorded. If you're feeling charitable, write a book to be published upon your demise.
annie is literally the perfect female
how can fembots compete with annie?
>he keeps asking if my ex-bf's dick was bigger than his
like what the fuck. Is he gay or something?
>>28045853
he just wants you to say his is bigger to make he feel good. He is probably insecure about his own penis size and if it was for some reason too small you would look for a man with a larger penis.
Well was it?
Sounds like it is.
>had two boyfriends at least
>still in this board
>be 26
>too late for high school romance
>too late for college life
>too late to learn a musical instrument
>too late to learn a new language
I missed out on my youth
Kill me
>>28045529
fucking cunt, just go to /fit/ and become a man
>>28045529
>>be 26
its not the 1700 you got aother 40 years faggot
>>too late for high school romance
thats a good frame of mind, unless you want jail
Don't worry
>>too late for college life
not really, people were 40 on my uni course and I was 24
>>too late to learn a musical instrument
says who?, you can be an expert at anything if you spend 10k hrs on it
>>too late to learn a new language
I know people who picked up French or German at 50
A lot of people think they missed out on their youth and look back because of hindsight
some people have shitty upbringings or not in a great area an and sometimes people have had a worse childhood
>>28045529
its all downhill from here, loser.
Why is the Chinese government always bashing foreigners?
> http://www.chinasmack.com/2013/stories/differences-between-chinese-men-and-laowai-foreign-men.html
> ...laowai (foreign men) who are fooling around in China ...tell me China has a lot of "free girls" who don't want any money and only want to go to bed with them, who want to marry laowai even if it means paying instead of getting money [to the foreigner], and who will take even the poor, the old, the fat, the disabled, as long as they're laowai.
> In the West, young people start dating and losing their virginity at around 14 years old
> ...the laowai who come to China are. Let's not say "LOSER", but they are a group of laowai who are all quite shrewd and materialistic.
> Basically [laowai] they [marry] girls who are capable of making money, from rich families, or at least are financially independent.
> Some laowai treat 6 or 7 different girls to meals in a week, so don't even think about them giving you gifts or buying a house to marry you.
> For laowai in China, the success rate for getting girls is around 50-100 times higher than those of local men, and the women that our compatriots can spend thousands or tens of thousands on but can't get laowai can get with just a cup of coffee.
> Don't be fooled by foreign beggars, who also go around saying Chinese people are SB [stupid bitches], that Chinese girls are cheap or free
This is obviously communist propoganda and 100% false. But why are they bashing foreigners? What is the sinister reason for these absurd allegations? Look at the picture, trying to make it look like a competition. I think they want to drive a wedge between foreignerbros and chinabros.
>>28045478
This can't be true...
Comment on not original
>>28045560
Its not, but it worries me because I'm taking a trip to China soon.
>>28045478
most white people in asia are trash
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