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Early morning teleshopping edition
Considering buying a nutribullet
>>28061632
Thinking about venturing outside for once lads, I'm hungry as fuck and have no food in. Thinking about having a maccy's breakfast and then hitting up Subway to try the mega melt. Either those or a full English. What you says, lads?
>>28061863
Fast food today, full English for Sunday
Watching a 20 minute ad for some kind of exercise thing. I do so enjoy watching thin white & very pale black women stretching and flexing
There's too many fat people around these days
Why hello there Wagefaggots! I bet you've all been wondering where I've been of late? Well, aside from the fact that not EVERYONE has the same, wake up, wagekek, dinner, shitpost, bed routine that Wagies are shakeled to, I've actually been busy with some more scientific studies.
What kind of research, you ask? Well, I, like many of my NEET brethren, have toiled for many a night trying to discover WHY, in an age where NEETbux could easily sustain the population at a 6 figure annual salary, and in an age of automation, wagecucks continue to toil in the workforce for literally no reason? Well I've finally found beyond the shadow of a doubt, why that is.
Wagekeks are a modern version of geocentrists, a modern version of flat earthers, and all told, Wagekeks are the latest incarnation of the caste of humans who are too stupid to accept the modern curve of humanity. Don't believe me? Let's go over the checklist.
1: Delusional? Check.
2: Ignores all evidence but that which confirms what they think? Check (does the old "have fun living in your moms basement" even after being told we live on our own ring any bells?)
3: Uses faith and religious arguments as the primary base for their logic: check. ("Bu-but- if you don't work... HOW CAN YOU BE FULFILLED?" Is a religious argument appealing to a sense enlightenment rather than any concrete scientific things)
So there you have it. Proof. That said, this also serves as evidence that Wagekeks will either learn the error of their ways, or die off and be replaced by smarter people in a generation or two. Such is the fate of those stuck in their ways.
>>28061560
Thisis a very enlightening post.
NEETS disgust me they fall into the same category as special needs people who are only alive because its morally wrong to not help them.
If it wasn't for today's modern day do gooders you would be left in the street to starve or used as a slave similar to the niggas
I'm pretty sure these are just bait threads anyway, people have admitted to pretending to be neet and vice versa a few times.
I'm a neet but it's nothing to be happy about.
Question to oldfags: How was r9k like before it became Virgins: The Board?
Pretty much like reddit
>>28060047
More greentext, but a lot of the greentext was about being an awkward fuck anyway.
Damn it's hard to remember but before soc existed we actually had some kind of community.
I remember this skinny white guy that would trip and take pictures of himself being /fa/ and girls would gush over him.
And spoony, she posted here unironically.
why do normies think everything is the result of hard work?
>>28058049
NIGGER
NIGGER
NIGER
NIGGER
because they're stupid enough to fool themselves into thinking it because it gives them false hope.
They delude themselves into thinking that they could do anything of they really tried. It's the only to bear a mediocre life.
normie whores go home edition
tags: robot, r9k
>>28046115
wrong tags, retardo
>>28046564
hurr durr wrong tags.
who gives a fuck? everyone knows the tags anyway.
>>28047128
why are you so upset? is op your gf or something?
How do people accept and deal with the fact that their girlfriends or wives have had sex with other people before?
I can understand still wanting to be with that person but I can never get over that fact...
>>28063755
Knowing that my dick is bigger than the last guy
>>28063762
what if it's smaller? I just feel so inadequate...
Stop being so fucking entitled.
Let your partner enjoy their sex life and never make them feel guilty for ot
Are you man enough to love a woman who's done with her "wild" past?
I mean, it's all good as long as you got in her in the end, right?
>>28061700
sluts should be shamed
>>28061700
No, so methinks that makes me the biggest faggot for not accepting them.
>>28061700
Yeah, it's all good as long as I get the 'used goods' in the end.
What do you think is going through her head right now? Is she proud of herself?
she's thinking about the money she will get for chugging 100 loads of cum
>>28061543
Money is the biggest aphrodisiac to women. So she's probably thinking about what shoes she's going to buy, or a new purse. Women are vapid whores anon, surely you knew this already
>>28061543
Coerced into it.Many of these women are forced into it as sex slaves by pimps.
Does /r9k/ have a qt sister?
https://streamable.com/fq5z
RL incest is digusting and my sister is annoying.
>tfw your sister is an absolute 10/10 qt
>tfw you can only get off to pornstars who look like her
>>28061221
No my sister is fat and has an ugly face.
Who here /suicidal because you want to advance to the next level of consciousness/?
use all those edges to kill yourself already then
Kind of turned on by this look. I'm s sick man.
>>28059996
Please stop posting that ugly being, it's visual contamination
Whites cant be robots, stop with this dumbass meme. Every white taller than 5'9" can literally have any non white he wants. EVERY non white gets wet thinking about being a cock sleeve for an average white male.If you're white get the FUCK out.
Why? Why does anyone need to leave r9k? There is no space limitations here.
Do you realize how insignificant this website is?
no need to be butt angry fellow robot
>>28059802
Non-whites can't be robots man
Tell me your problems/why your life is shit and I'll do the best I can to help you.
>>28058819
Just get back on hengouts god damn it
i feel extreme jealousy with my friends/love interests and sometimes its really, really inappropriate and ruins my relationship with them. even if i don't say something to them about my jealousy, it affects my body language and how i talk to them because i start to get mean and angry thinking about how i'm not the most important person in their life.
without god, this shits just stupid
5'11 ft manlet here.
how tall are you ? how do you deal with height problems ?
6'4 here, everything is made for short people i always hit my head on the equipment i use for work
fuck you short people
>>28057085
5'9" worst height here reporting in
5'7" had-sex-yesterday tier reporting in. Manlet master race
Any gay or bi robots feeling lonely tonight? Have any other feels to post? Perhaps green text stories, or maybe just post your dick for rating by fellow gays/bis.
No stereotypical fags allowed, take that shit to /lgbt.
Pic semi related.
Bumping
Orignalu Commentu
Have any of you ever given onesubmissiveact a try? I got like 60 demands completed in less than a week, but its like sifting for diamonds in shit. Where the fuck are all the cute, thin, clean shaven twinks?
>>28057228
Never even heard of it, just looked it up.
It worth while, or should I not bother?
I like the idea of doing sexy stuff with strangers, but idk what theyd ask. What did you typically do anon?
/rose/ bread
come here rosebud
friday night editionpls dont hurt
>tfw no Rose armpits to lick and suck
>>28055915
I thought Rose was like INTP or INTJ, so like the only people still having feels for people are the feel fag types of personality. Like, don't you know that Rose wouldn't even enjoy your feelfag company?
>>28055944
>tfw era of prime rose is over
>tfw no blue rose
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