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>I love you more than anything else in the universe, Anon.
>I'll never leave you no matter what.
>You belong in the animal kingdom
>>27926587
>i like your haircuit
i should end myself
I've had both said to me, however, words are nothing more than words, and neither was true
>Wanting an older, busty woman to hold you close, bow her head until it rests on top of yours while her hair drapes down, and simply hug you until you grow tired of standing
>Wanting an older woman to pet your head and say it's okay to cry in her arms
>Wanting an older woman to be legitimately shocked when you say you love her right before she calms down, lets out a small tired chuckle followed by a small reply that she's just surprised you'd fall in love with an old hag like her
>Wanting an older woman to subtley and unintentionally make remarks about her age only to blush and become flustered when you take her self-depreciating humor too seriously and tell her to stop it because she's beautiful
>Wanting an older woman to climb under the sheets with you, hold you close, and let you touch her in places that she hasn't felt another's hands on in an eternity
>Wanting an older woman to gently headpat you
>Wanting an older woman to slowly, and shyly, show you her nether regions as she asks you to be gentle because she believes you to be some rabid, youthful, machine under the sheets
>Wanting an older woman to be pleasantly surprised and hold you close between her large breasts as she gently sighs and wraps her thick legs around you reassuring you it's okay to cum inside her while she gazes at you with teary and lusty eyes
>Wanting to fall asleep in an older woman's arms with the room smelling faintly of women's perfume, sweat, and sex
>Wanting to wake up to an older woman in a naked apron asking you 'Ara ara~ do you want breakfast, a bath, or perhaps...' right before she breaks into laughter at how silly it sounded
>Wanting an older woman to gently sigh, and with her lusty relaxed eyes tell you 'honey, last night was wonderful. I love you.'
It's absurd there are people here who actually want this.
>Wanting an older woman to call you to dinner and show you a delicious heartfelt meal made with lots of love
>Wanting an older woman to sit silently and apologise for her apron stunt earlier in the day for being too awkward unlike the video in your porn collection
>Wanting an older woman to tell you "I don't know what you like but I know I really love you and will do anything to make you happy" before she asks and inquires about what will make you happier during sex
>Wanting an older woman to be slightly shocked but accepting of your fetishes with a smile as she says she didn't expect someone like you to be so...perverted
>Wanting an older woman to do her best at making you happy and willing to stay with her
>Wanting an older woman to moan 'I love you~ you're all I need! I love you, I love you, I love you!' as she breaks character during the kinkiest of sex and roleplay
>Wanting an older woman to leg lock you, smother you between her soft, plump, sweaty breasts, and beg you to never leave her
>Wanting an older woman to arch her back and tighten her body and legs around you as she orgasms then slowly, but weakly, releases you from her grasp
>Wanting an older woman to say 'darling, you don't need to pull out right away, we can just enjoy this little moment a bit longer, can't we?' as little shivers run through her body from the intensity of her orgasm
>Wanting an older woman to blush intensely and say 'You know, sweetie~ I never told you my fetishes' as she lists off her interests from lovey dovey sex to missionary position as if she's some depraved slut
>Wanting an older woman to look at you expectantly for a response after she tells you her fetishes only to let out a moan and a sigh as she feels you get hard inside her again
>Wanting an older woman to say 'I'm so happy I met you. Dreams really can come true' as tears well up in her eyes and her body becomes glazed with droplets of sweat as you grind up inside her.
It's simply astounding anyone could want this!
>>27926316
>>27926333 >Nice trips
I've always liked older girls, more mature and can match my intelligence.
>tfw no 28 yr old gf
Ayy lomo
Alright robots, what are your favorite ps2 games?
>Armored Core Last Raven
>SMT : Nocturne
>Zone of the enders
red faction 1
Played the shit out of this game as kid
hope they will make a ps4 remake soon
Jak/Ratchet
Burnout 3
NFS underground 2
I only played around 30 PS2 titles, meaning to play more since I installed FMCB.
Since PS4/current gen has nearly no games it's a good time to dig into the backlog.
>everyone on /r9k/ is obsessed with finding a qt teen gf
have you recently had a conversation with a teenage girl? they're obnoxious as fuck, have princess complexes, and are obsessed with social media. say what you want about women in their late twenties, but at least some of them start mellowing out at that point.
Nice try you used up roasted whore
>>27925893
yes, all teenage girls are exactly the same person.
All women are stuck up hypergamous cunts until age 45.
When will we arrive at the point that men shouldn't be entitled to a female fidelity?
I fapped to this pic (without text) a few years ago
>>27925829
Moar pics of girls pissing
>>27925829
You keep posting that image if it's something shocking.
It's just drunk girls doing what drink girls do. I think those girls are pretty cool tbqh.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how depressed are you?
about 7 baby, if it's not better by 25, i'm bouncing.
>>27925726
7 here as well. I still can hide it from parents, so they dont get sad about how pointless my life is, that's 7 cause of it.
I guess when you don't even care to hide it, that's end.
>>27925714
8/10 all days, every day
because i feel lonely, not able to live in this society, don't like to live in this world, don't like to be a wageslave and do thing to be a good person for this sick society.
last night i've cried myself to sleep, because i felt lonley
this is what i imagine racists on 4chan like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUnobHHAKxo
2:38 in the video
kek
>>27925632
>anybody who doesn't think the kkk is alive and well in america, i encourage you to go the woods of Mississippi and see for yourself
....doesn't that kind of imply that it isn't alive and well? Since you have to go to the backwoods of the most backward state in the country to find them in significant numbers? They have been prominent since before WWI. fucking vice
>>27925682
very true desu
>>27925632
4chan racists are just upset that white women like bbc. its all insecurity
Why do normies like Ariana Grande so much?
>>27925385
cus she's hot original desu
>>27925392
She is not that hot
Because she looks eternally 16. People will literally not admit it no matter how true it is.
How do I get a gf with a big hairy pussy?
>hairy
I don't understand your kind at all
>>27925290
Luck.
Although most girls who do shave will stop if you tell them to.
>>27925290
God that's hot
Regardless, asian women rarely shave, it's seen as whorish and shamful
Other women who do shave will probably stop if you ask them to
who here /nightmares/?
tell me some nightmare stories
>in general store looking at items
>see man getting angry at someone
>pulls out gun
>turns towards me and shoots me in the stomach
>fall on the ground and start crawling away thinking "fuck i'm gonna be okay"
>feel so weak can barley move like i have sleep paralysis
>wake up
nightmare 2
>shaving in the mirror
>look down
>look back up at mirror
>deep gash in throat and start bleeding everywhere
>start choking
>wake up
sometimes i'm just afraid to sleep
>Look in mirror
>Teeth are falling out
I have recurring dreams about being back in college. There's two common variations: A.) I find out like ten weeks into the semester that I was enrolled in a class and didn't know it, or forgot some big assignment, and now its too late and I'm going to fail, B.) something about being back at the first school I attended. I was 18 and went away to a large state school and had a complete nervous breakdown and dropped out, and now one of my big regrets is not being able to handle it and make something of that chance.
I'm glad I tend not to remember many dreams, because even the ones that aren't bad/scary enough to wake me up are never good. I can't remember the last time I had a pleasant dream.
>go to work
>everyone takes the piss out of me
>do all the shitty tasks
>day ends go home
>drink into stupor
>on weekends pace around apartment hoping no one knocks on my door
>Monday again
My whole fucking life is a nightmare anon.
>first time trying nofap
>last only 3 days
>tfw 2 months without fapping
>would get pains in my groin area after fapping again for about a week
That's not bad man, i only go like 1, maybe 2 days before i lose. It's not great but it's a start.
> 897 th time trying no gap
> have yet to break 25 days record
There's a Stacey that I've been hanging out with more and more, almost unwittingly. She texts me to hang out on the weekends, and I end up going sometimes because of sheer boredom. Most of the time, it's just me and her smoking weed on the couch watching netflix documentaries. I know netflix and chill is a thing, but I'm fairly sure she's not attracted to me. She's a Stacey, through and through with a history of dating Chads.
What's a robot to do?
>>27923983
I'm in a similar boat, I "hang around" with this attractive woman, but I'm fairly sure I'm not supposed to make a move
All these could /thread if you just post a picture of yourself
>>27923983
make a move, if she rebuffs u, then stop being her time filler tool and go do some shit u wanna do.
At 10:35pm PST, go to /r/relationships/new, post subtly misogynyistic comments on every thread and we'll all upvote each other.
>>28085632
yawns
these raids are so typical
This won't work unless you already have a reddit account with some established karma on those boards. As a result of you having zero karma on those boards you will only be able to post every ten minutes.
If your karma is negative by the time you attempt to post again, even if it's just negative one or two, you will be banned from the board.
>>28085668
For all the shit reddit gets it does have a pretty good self moderation system, the community pretty much dictates whether a person is going to contribute or not when they first start posting.
Seems like a lot of people hate Koreans, whether it's Japanese people or Chinese people or Taiwanese people or foreigners who have worked in Korea.
What's the deal? I mean, Koreans seem pretty harmless, basically robots who crank out cheap but decent cars and TVs and make plastic but highly fuckable women.
What's the story here?
>>28084977
I'm Korean and even I hate Koreans, man.
>>28084998
explain pls. why?
>>28084977
They don't appreciate anything that anybody does for them.
Would you kiss a cute boy if he had a crush on you?
I did and it was nice. He broke up with me, didn't say why. Life is pain.
>>28083949
Nah, that's fuckin gay, dude, you're a faggot.
>>28083949
Nah, I'd fuck him.
