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Dont usually post here, but im feeling particularly depressed today.
here it goes
>be 24 years old
>virgin
>dont really care about having sex
>militaryfag
>be /fit/
honestly its not like im a neet or out of shape or anythig I just fucking hate my life. The few friends I have suspect im gay, even though I'm not. So i have to lie about having an ex or having sex in the past.
I dont like it. and when i used to go out with my buddies they would often not understand why i never went out of my way to get laid
inb4 normie
>>27929323
nope.
theres always prostitutes.
my friend was a kv in the military. He fucked a stripper. Try it?
>>27929323
Life's a big things-to-do-on-my-vacation checklist so you might as well bang some random tinder girl to see what it's like
It might not feel like much for you but you'll be thankful later when you're on your deathbed and realize that you got more bang for your buck when it comes to life than you could've
I just wanted to be normal, I just wanted a decent life, some friends, a girl that likes me and that I could cherish in return. I wasn't asking for much yet I have nothing and I will never make it, I'm too old now.
Why everything has to be so fucked up?
Why things that 99.9% of the global population can do naturally and with ease is so out of reach and seem like an Herculean effort for us?
Go travelling, indefinitely.
If you hate your life, throw it away and run around.
It will change your perspective.
>>27929337
I wish but I can't even afford bus tickets.
Because they look good or have a good mental health (no autism, depression, etc).
Accept your fate bro
>tfw you put on glasses for the first time and realize how ugly you are
>tfw fucked up eyes that cant be fixed with glasses
I wish I could sit a few feet away from the screen like a normal person
>>27929302
>tfw watching something on my phone, laptop, or TV and the scene goes dark and I see my reflection
>>27929803
I hate this. I try to avoid my reflection as much as possible.
>mfw i order pizza more often that most people do and i keep getting the same delivery guy
do you think he knows by now
>>27929208
Ex driver here.
Yes we know you. We know your habits. Depending on how much you tip, we will go to you first or last on busy times.
Uh oh
He knows you like pizza a lot
It's all over now
What are you going to do?
>>27929225
>depending on how much you tip
>implying
i'm no americuck
Guys I am addicted to this website. I am thinking of blocking it on my computer.
Has anyone done this before and how did it go? Did it help you avoid going to a certain website/game or even this website?
I spend 12+ hours on here a fucking day, its the only website i use and it is ruining my life.
what do you even do on here? I'm genuinely curious, I sometimes spend 10 minutes on here and get bored, so I go do something else. What do you get out of it?
Can't blame the site, anon. It's not a requirement that you browse it 12 hours a day.
Best advice I can give you is to find a way to make money from your computer. Then you could hypothetically have 4chan open in a tab or screen all day without worrying about it.
>>27929160
I'm in a similar situation to you anon i've been browsing all morning and i want to get better and out of my depression. This is not helping.
Is he living the dream, robots?
Who is he, and what did he get second place in? He looks like an Iron Man competitor.
>>27929227
He competes in triathlons, apparently. He has built a successful porn empire for his fetishes.
>>27929152
hell yea dude if he wants to live in nevada sure man. i have a lot of family in nevada.
oh shit, hold on, he won a race too? hell yea dud hes goin fast, aerodynamic head. pshhh hes a silverback bruh! hes about to go home and tear his wife's ass up grah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUwZ5Yo3Urg
Is your body ready for the gendercide?
If they made a movie "no women beyond this point" with switched genders it'd be called misogynistic
>>27929094
If this actually happened, someone would form a hang of rapists and go around stealing from and raping all the women.
>>27929094
ding! ding! ding!
And the reward for the worst movie concept of 2016 goes to this piece of shit.
>this one dude who always talks about motorcycles
>>27928900
Did you call?
He even told us that we could get girls if we had one. This dude man.
>that guy that still takana about tanks and gundams in college
It's me
How do I increase body mass?
Is it enough if I buy supplement that has 1250gcal per serving and take like 4 servings a day and somehow I get mass? Being thin isn't as much fun as fats make it sound like
Nice humbIebrag.
>>27928844
>tfw 24 bmi
>>27928915
>tfw 17 bmi
very spooky
Have you ever kissed a woman against her will?
You'd have to come back in 10 years, when those poor men are let out of prison because SJW claimed sexual assault.
Yes, I was very drunk, had just vomited, and she was even nice enough to not tell me the next morning.
I miss her and I wish she weren't so dead.
My younger sister.
With tongue.
She cried.
How are my fellow filipinbros doing out there?
I have one more month at community college before I can move to Memphis. We're all gonna make it.
pretty bad desu. can't find job here in Melbourne. moved from new Zealand a month ago.
>>27928727
Cebuano here.
Heatwaves here in Cebu. Too fucking hot to go outside.
why are you all so annoying in mmo's? reading your monkey language is like AIDS for my eyes
Who here lie to girls about being a virgin?
>always tell women I'm about to have sex with I'm a virgin
>usually ones I'm in relationships with
>they find it sexy and think it's a big thing for our relationship and that she feels special that i picked her
>love doing it
rinse and repeat
>>27928713
Men who are virgins are clingy weirdos.
lmfao you retard. those girls probably went and told their friends how much you sucked in bed "because he was a virgin" after you break up.
girls dont find virgin men sexy. youve memed yourself
>>27928739
Good thing I'm not clingy, hell I'm a pretty good at acting if i may say so myself. All the girls I've been in relationships with thought it was incredibly sexy knowing they were "taking" it.
>before you were born, you should create your own future face on some kind of character creator like on RPGs, so if people think you're ugly when you get older, it's not because you were unlucky in a genetic lottery, but because you couldn't create a good face to yourself
>>27928688
Wouldn't really help me. I suck at character cration desu.
>pic related
>able to choose stats and skills before birth to develop
An RPG system in IRL.
>you can log off and back on again as much as you want
>you can create new characters if you aren't satisfied with the one you're playing
>can have more than one character linked to your account
just (barely) survived a night of hanging out with chads. AMA
>>27928677
how did you manage to keep your cover? or do they know?
Why would you hang out with Chads in the first place?
>>27928677
Are you the guy that was posting about being dragged to a club earlier?Either way you're a normie
Can we have a niceposting thread? No negativity or bad feelings, just nice stuff.
Yesterday I took my puppy to the lake to try and introduce her to water. She was a little hesitant at first (pic related), but by the time we were ready to leave she was jumping in there and having a great time. It was nice and good.
Post nice and good things in this thread.
A girl talked to me. She told me clothes and my look are very dated. She also made it clear that I will never be her boyfriend.
>mfw been 'dating' her for six months.
>>27928656
That's a fine pup OP.
As for me I'm glad because I've had a new job for the past 2 weeks and I'm happy to go to work tomorrow. Gonna get to sit behind a desk, drink coffee, steal pastries from conference rooms and fuck around on the internet all day. And I get paid for it.
>>27928656
Man that pup reminds me of my old dog that died 2 years ago.
he was my best bud
