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Making another programming help thread.
I'm aiming to sleep in one-two hours.
Thing is for the next two weeks it seems I won't have much to do.
I'm not looking to do your homework for you. My goal is for you to learn. So don't just throw your work at me. I can help you with anything really. Can do most imperative programming languages most likely (C/C++, Python, Java etc). Don't bother coming to me with haskell or scala.
Send me an email for my skype:[email protected]
Or we can just communicate via email.
http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27951983/
(Maybe look in the old thread first for answers to basic questions, I'm not mad if you ask again or anything. It gets cluttery though)
>>28054662
p.s.
Accept any level of aptitude. But if you're on the high end don't expect me to be the best of help. A second pair of eyes on the code can help sometimes though.
Would you be able to help someone who's trying to make a career programming? Like fill in the gaps that self teaching leaves? I know it's a long shot but still.
>>28054800
I'm self-taught and unemployed myself but I don't think there's many gaps really. I have parents who do software development for industrial things, mainly embedded programming. You really don't need much.
What you do need is a portfolio. Since you're self taught you don't have a grade to back you up. If you have a github (or whatever, website) where you have projects that shows you know something there's no doubt that puts you ahead a lot of the time. Here anyway.
I can certainly fill in gaps. I think you could fill in some of mine too. Depends on where you are at of course.
Wageslaving all weekend edition
Lack of film night means nothing to do. Post the gf desu
>>28050984
Fagtorio and chill until i eat my takeaway soon. Not sure what to do later now, i guess vidya all night. I hope all the lads have a nice night and eat some good food, but keep the calories down!
Any manc lads about? My normie friends are taking me out clubbing. I'm gonna go because it's a welcome break from wanking and playing dark souls 3. The fuck do you even do in a club?
ITT: we post god-tier youtube channels
ill start
> filthy frank
> idubbbz
> lt. corbis
> h3h3
> howtobasic
>>28050915
Sorry, you must be in the wrong place, >le dank meme base IFunny xD is that way
Cow Chop
GradeAUnderA
Imaperson
Geibuchan
>>28050915
Hello, reddit.
>avahgf
My friends, how do Asians survive?
How do they survive their life-long, unceasing mental anguish?
I'm not Asian, but it seems to me like they live in constant hell.
>Have to constantly see asian girls with white men. EVERYWHERE. On the media, on feminists rants, on 4chan.
>Get bombarded with ideas such as asian girls are submissive to foreign men and basically open their legs to them
>Their women have the highest interracial marriage rate (35% , an enormous amount)
>They are not the dominant group in the US, so cannot use their social and economic status as a mating strategy, and they do not have the physicality of blacks (and whites, apparently)
>However, in China, Japan, Thailand they have to deal with the knowledge that Whites come to their country to fuck their women super easily, so they are not safe there either.
>Low birth rates, high divorce, high dissatisfaction with relationships and sexual frustrations
>They are forced to believe they're betas and have no role models for dealing with women. Either they become a living caricature of a typical asian geek who gives up on dating, or become an overt tryhard yakuza guy who scares women away with his coldness and strictness.
Asian bros, I'm so sorry. I cannot say anything but that many many people feel the same disconnection with society as you do, and you're not the only one who want to off the ride.
>>28048780
globalization is destroying asian men
asian women are abandoning them in droves
>>28048973
But why them more than other races??
>>28048996
Asians are the most feminine race, that's why their women are desired above all else, and the men not so much.
Greentext your life. Make it however short or long you want.
>>28046644
>Sperm enters egg
>Pain starts
>Pain lasts
>IT HASN'T ENDED YET
>>28046695
>>28046737
Seriously, how the hell do people live into their 80s or whatever?
The idea seems completely ludicrous
Let's have another tickling fetish thread.
If you haven't gained this god tier fetish yet, here's a starter pack:
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/1918025230/boyfriend-girlfriend-m-f
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/1536696138/milf-nikki-the-weird-mom
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph56872b9fe2186/tickling-the-busty-italian
I guarantee anyone will gain a tickling fetish after watching these three videos.
>some dumb fuck actually things the degeneracy threads are legit
>tickle fag thinks he's in good company with the cuckolds, trap fags, and race baiters
>is too stupid to realize they're shills generating all the content in their own thread
>constantly embarrasses himself bumping his own forced thread he desperately reposts every day
The only thing I hate more than shitty degenerate shills forcing content is shitty degenerate losers who don't even know how to float a thread on the board. 0/5 ticklefag.
>>28046040
I'm not the same dude who made the other tickling threads.
+1 ticklefag
So son, you hate tripfags?
Tell us about the one you hate the most.
*sits down and begins cleaning rifle*
I basically only notice tripfags when people call them out and I don't pay attention to their names so I don't even know who the regular ones are
Ahh, it's been a long time since I've had to click the old trip on
Bite me, OP
>>28035595
me. I only tripfag bc I constantly shitpost.
>"Anon, hurry the fuck up! Come on, don't tell me you can't even handle flipping burgers!"
>>28056642
No boss would talk like that
>>28056642
I don't know this feel because I went to university and got a real career. Before that I worked retail from age 16 to 22 and kept getting promoted even though I half heartily worked there.
>>28056657
Bosses treat people like shit all the time.
>r9k: I like girls who don't wear a lot of makeup
>link girls like this here and say how cute they are
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNb8DBwA-VA
That's a shitload of makeup
I hope she'll get skin cancer and suffer a lot.
>she needs makeup to feel pretty
dropped
>>28054811
>>28054841
>>28054847
>cute girls arent allowed to do cute things
You fags are just butthurt because girls like this would never give you a second look
>stop at red light
>turn down music
>the clump of girls in the car next to you giggles in your direction
>driving
Fuck off, normalfag.
I think everyone kind of does this, but I always pull up a little further ahead, or a short distance behind other drivers unless I want to see them for some reason.
What is your dream job robots?
>>28053461
I want to wear my fursuit and have parents pay me to spend time with their children.
Being the devil would be pretty nice desu
paid to exist
Do most guys shave their pubic here? I've got a bush the size of an Arab priest's beard, but I don't want girls to laugh at me if they see it.What about my butt?
Shave balls, trim around the dick.
Balls gotta be silky smooth. Shave the sides of your dick, nobody wants that sideburn action. Trim above.
Personally I shave from my balls down to my butt (gooch, butthole). But don't really shave my buttcheeks that much. But that's because my girl likes to rim me.
i just trim it all with scissors very occasionally
>>28053450
>>28053491
>trimming
How do you know when to stop?
should i take LSD if I have uber paranoia, severe OCD, and generalized anxiety? I'm scared it might kickstart the schiz if I'm not careful
>>28053008
also I'm hoping it will curb some of symptoms overall, maybe get a revelation that stops me being so paranoid
>>28053008
I did it a few times back in my first year of uni, it did wonders for my anxiety, having lasting effects and making me more content with my life overall. My friend did it and he freaked out and started masterbating in the corridors of our halls though...
>>28053683
>My friend did it and he freaked out and started masterbating in the corridors of our halls though...
He just saw the truth of what the philosopher Diogenes was talking about in his time when he masturbated in the streets of Athens.
>implying you wouldn't a nigger
>>28052868
I would
The problem is a few things.
>black girls are usually the ugliest girls on average besides abos
>black pussy isn't as hot as white pussy
>seriously black pussy better at least be shaped as perfect as possible
>otherwise their pussy is going to look very gross
>black girls have really shitty (masculine even) attitudes
>too many of them go with fake hair rather than natty like girl in your picture
>many black girls have fucked up looking square like waists, even if their butt is big, that look so odd
The girl you posted is one of few examples of a hot black girl. The average white girl is far better than the average black girl.
>>28052868
>tfw no qt negress gf to smooch
>>28053143
>too many of them go with fake hair rather than natty like girl in your picture
fucking hell it's true
>>28052868
Maybe but I'd have to keep on the hush hush because beastiality is frowned upon in polite society.
>be me when I was 3
>get attacked by a dog
>mauls the fuck out of me
>whenever a dog barks agressively at me I get all fight/flight response
>when I was 12 my grandfather gets a dog
>every time my parents forced me to go to my grandparents the thing would freak out at the door and send me into a tail spin of adrenaline
>my grandfather acted like an ass when I would get pissed
>If was sitting in the front room and someone came knocking on the door the dog would come from any corner of the house barking and snarling and would set me off
>I few times the dog almost bit me
>eventually move a few hours away for uni
>at 22 visit one holiday, show up about an hour before my parents
>I knock on the door, my grandfather tells me to let myself in, I tell him just to get the fucking door
>he's busy watching football
>I open the door
>the fucking thing is barking n' shit and going apeshit
>jumps up and bites me and latches on to my left arm
>I get super fucking pissed
>go full PTSD and autism strength
>punch it hard as fuck on the right side of it's face
>literally pick it up by the hips/lower ribcage (mind you this thing was 90 lb mutt)
>spin a 180 and throw it across the room
>yipes as it goes through the air
>goes partially through the wall
>get's knocked out when it's head smacks against a stud in the wall or something
>leaves a huge fucking dent in the wall
>just collapses onto the floor
>I leave right as my grandfather runs in the front room
>"what the fuck was that!!!"
>I slam the door
>get in my truck
>drive off
>on my way out of town I stop by a gas station and wash it out and get some gauze pads and medical tape because it's still fucking bleeding
>haven't talked to my grandfather since, no clue what happened to the dog
Apparently he called my parent's right after and got super pissed, then they called me and I explained.
>they said I should have just gone back to my truck, gotten my CCW, and shot the thing.
So, dogstories?
Jesus Fuck anon, you're like Tony from Hotline Miami 2 if you actually caught the dog and punched the shit out of it.
>>28052507
it's that FInn again
ajiaswf ji;
>>28052507
Jesus, I can't top that.
That was legendary.
But I put my hand in a letter flap once and a dog bites my fingers from the other side.
