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>Be urkel but buff enough to pass as tyrone
>Get asian gf thats geeky and nerdy
>She wants me to be like tyrone and have his style
Fuck life mang if your black you can never win if your not tyrone. Girls want you to be a gangbanger or ghetto.
He doesn't really look ghetto to me
Stop trying to be the white man, it will never happen. Embrace the ghetto, be who you were born to be, then you will find true happiness.
>>28052261
just pretend to be ghetto then you retard
Chose one and only one:
>$100,000
>Be really attractive (a 9 to most women) and fit as fuck
>Be really disciplined, motivated and also charismatic
I'll take $100,000
>>28051965
2. It's the fast track to success.
Most movie stars are 9's.
>$100k
You could earn that in 4-years working basic retail.
B
I know I'll get mocked a lot for it but 2-3 years ago, I dun goof'd due to an uncontrollable anger and cut myself.
I got scars since then. I went to the hospital and asked for a surgery so they minimize the scars but it only made it worse. I always wear long sleeved shirts to hide the scars because I don't want prejudice when I attend my lessons.
How do I cover them up? Tattoo?
>tried to covertly suicide by bashing head against wall while piss drunk and then going to bed
>thought I could concuss, and brain would bleed enough in my sleep that I'd just die peacefully in bed
>gave self brain damage instead and life is significantly worse
I've got scars from some self-inflicted injuries too. Don't cut up your arms. It's too obvious. And find someone who is an expert in scar removal, not just go to the hospital and hope some joe can fix it. A tattoo is possible, but you have to plan it carefully and make sure the scars are as healed as they're going to be. Flat, basically.
>>28051047
tell them you were in a crash and scraped down the road and woke up on a stretcher
Oh God why....I am scared so much.
You didn't use your jaw enough. GG
Getting teeth removed isn't bad as long as they knock you out for it, I had all 4 wisdom taken out last summer
Na dont be man. Just had all 4 of mine out. They gave me 4 xanax. 2 for the night before so you can sleep, and 2 for half an hour before you go in. So you feel pretty good when you get there. Then I got the gas but I couldn't really feel it. Only one of my 4 hurt but that was shaped the weirdest and was broken. The others I didn't even feel. The worst part was the sound. It sounded like cracking a strong branch a tree.
Afterwards I felt kind of stupid I was freaked out about it.
But then again I think that Xanax helped a lot.
All the normie hate on this board is ironic, right? There's no way people can attempt to rationalize their jealousy this much, right?
Why do you hate normies, frogposters?
t. Cyborg
I don't hate them. Like you, I just want to be among those who are like myself. You have most of the world. Is that not enough? This is our board and you should leave, Norman.
The reason I hate them is because of how they treated me.
All I ever wanted to do was go to class, do my work, and go home, but no they made the 12 years of schooling utter hell with all the bullying.
They couldn't give me a break once.
>doing work alone
>"haha, look at that loser"
>eating lunch alone
>"haha, look at that loser"
>Just sitting there during free time
>"haha, look at that loser"
>walking around in gym because no friends
>"haha look at that loser"
No fucking breaks I swear. I wouldn't care if they would have just dropped it, but no, everytime they got a chance they had to make fun of me, every time.
>>28050346
you acknowledge those people were just stupid kids right?
ITT: autistic habits you have
I'll start
>dress up like Raoul Duke from fear and loathing in las Vegas
>smoking out of a cigarette holder and everything
>most people don't recognize it
>drive around with my car stereo playing the footloose song at max volume
>go to bars and act like an eccentric coke head
>people think I'm a weirdo
>atleast they don't think I'm creepy
>some people are into it
>deliberately do weird things whilst in my facade
I really love doing it, but I always end up hating myself afterwards
>>28050187
>not totally commiting yourself to journalism in the search for the ultimate truth.
>not casually eating lsd the night before important business meetings
>not having packages of new Canadian money in your briefcase
Stay pleb loser
>>28050187
>this guy hasn't even read Generation of Swine
>always make mean-looking or serious faces
>probably look retarded while doing it
>avoid laughing or smiling as much as I can
>refuse paying attention to interesting stuff happening around me, for example when walking outside and cops go by chasing someone or something happens, everyone stares but I keep looking forward at all times pretending like I'm not interested
>pretend I can smell something when walking by someone (start sniffing like a dog) and always look to my right or left pretending I saw something when walking by people
>check soles of my shoes even though I know I haven't stepped into anything
>pretend I'm talking on the phone when in public
>look behind me all the time pretending I'm trying to get away from someone
There's a lot more, I just can't remember all of it right now.
What country are you from?
scotland here
Chile
that wasn't original
Also Scotland here, it started raining today and I want to go outside and walk in it.
>>28050063
>Scotland
>country
You wish jock.
Meditation of Misaki Evokation edition
http://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/21/meditation-of-misaki-evokation/
>tfw no Misaki
>trying to get an internship placement
>professor won't reply to my emails
>don't dare to send another email soon because it will look really rude
>stress is increasing as a result
Why can't this woman just reply?
second article posted today
http://tatsuhikotakimoto.com/2016/04/23/how-to-evoke-misaki2/
s-should we try this together?
>>28050096
what do the moonrunes say?
>"Hi anon, nice to meet you. I'm a Syrian refugee and the government designated me to temporary live with you for a year. I hope you won't mind."
What do?
Welcome her and do a little joke to make her laugh, like " I need to buy something, Seer yah!"
"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this", as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>ok
Go back to playing video games.
Tell me about falling out with people you knew. Any kind of relationship ending is welcome.
>be in senior year of high school
>take shrooms with friends
>first time I've done drugs, have never had two drinks before
>shrooms feels incredible, forget my name and experience something like ego death
>pants start to feel weird
>they're melting into my thighs
>coolly unzip my blue jeans and pull them off
>boxers next
>my cock is out
>friends begin to freak out, try to make me put my pants off
>start fighting them off
>eventually they give up
>lounge around with my dick out for another six hours until sleep
>one friend is in fetal position in corner becoming traumatized
>afterwards about half of my friend group has a powerful antipathy towards me
>no longer invited to do anything
>no longer talk with any of them very much
I wasn't terribly close friends with them anyways but it still sucked.
i'm pushing everyone away so when i kill myself they wont care...trying to decide what method
>>28050332
If your friends weren't okay with you getting naked during a trip, they weren't ever really your friends.
Hey, cool dudes. Come get your (You)s and human interaction. I'll respond to everyone who posts a pic of some sort (it doesn't have to be of yourself). We can talk about anything.
>>28049447
you're kind scare me, i don't want to talk !!!
>>28049481
I like insects, and that moth(?) girl is a qt. I used to keep exotic mantises when I was younger. They were pretty cool.
>>28049506
oh, i used to go to school then go home and play games, now i just play games and sleep
tfw alone in double bed
NEET ON DR PHIL RIGHT NOW CHANNEL 2. OP DELIVERED FROM NOVEMEBER THREAD!! OFFICIAL STICKY
THEY EVEN SHOW HIS ROOM AND DISHES AND PISS JUGS
THERE ARE REPEATS OF THIS EPISODE LATER TONIGHT ON DIFFERENT CHANNELS DEPENDIG ON STATE. RIGHT NOW ITS ON CBS CHANNEL 2.
OP DELIVERED
>>28049136
>>28049130
proof from november thread?
>Been trying to improve my life since I turned 17
>Graduated HS well, went into a STEM field in college, got fit, picked up hobbies, etc.
>22 now, going to be back in my hometown this summer for the first time in 3 years (did summer programs, traveled to Sweden, etc.)
>Despite all my progress, I still have few friends and no girlfriend
>Remember that my only friend from HS co-hosts an annual 4th of July party
>Used to be invited to it until I went to college
>Go find him on fakebook, he's already talking about it!
>PM him, ask if I can show up
>He says sure, but that it's bring-your-own if I want any specialty alcohol, and I'll need to sleep out in a camper
>Tell him I don't drink, so it's fine, no problem
>He responds, asking me if I do "anything else"
>Assure him I don't
>He says that's a shame, because the other co-host is securing an "ounce" of weed
>What the fuck, we're not even in Colorado or another liberal shithole
>Ask if he's kidding
>He's not
>Tell him I'm not showing up then
>Fast forward a few days, the other co-host is talking about "up tight" losers he used to know from HS
>Know he's talking about me
>He's 23, never went to college, lives in bumfuck no where in this shitty old house doing drugs, works for his parents
>His facebook picture is him and his 7/10 GF, half his pictures are them together with drug paraphernalia in the background
>Pictures from last year's party show a ton of single girls sitting by him, drinking and smoking
>This fucking loser is getting girls everywhere when he already has one, because they're all fucking degenerate drug users.
So, /r9k/, I know there's going to be girls under 21 here (at least 2) and weed. Should I just fucking call the cops?
>>28049058
Sorry OP but degeneracy is just a social lubricant for normalfags.
If you call the cops they'll know who did it and probably beat you up and then hold you down and castrate you and while you squirm helplessly under Chad's powerful arms they will blow weed in your face and you will be high as fuck while you cry out in pain and if you're really lucky they might leave your dick intact after cutting off your balls but they will probably make you beg them to do so and maybe even force you to smoke weed while you beg and omg it will be so fucking hot op you should do it wow fuck
>>28049128
Yeah, but how is it that I'm more of a loser - going to school, getting in shape, traveling - to most people than this guy? He is literally covered in girls, and I'm probably not going to ever find one.
If women select for height why are there still so many short men
because there's still womanlets
Money, wealth, poor nutrition.
My dad is a 6'4 chad but I'm a 5'10 manlet and by "little" brother is a 6'2 king of manlets. Maybe because of our childhood diets of sugary cereals and cheese itz.
>>28048485
Because short guys can be rich or powerful and get laid that way moron
Why don't we get in shape, pool our money, start a porn agency and take turns fucking 10/10 18 year olds for a profit?
>>28048438
Why would we need to get in shape?
>>28048438
Corner that untapped ugly 30 somethings rape a teen market? We're going to be competing with the entirety of the Japanese population though.
>>28048470
because people will be more willing to pay for porn where the actors are attractive. We can keep our faces out of the shot though. Just our bodies would have to be healthy
