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well robots, it finally happened, i turned 30. i knew no one would do anything for me so i made a cake in some weird act of self ridicule. i made a cake, with a meme on it, i have sunk to an all time low.
even worse is i suddenly dont know what to do with the cake, if i put it in the fridge my housemates will see it and then see that i am a sad looser who made a meme cake for himself. i guess i will just throw it out, even though it took all afternoon (lets be honest, the icing work is second to none).
if any of you guys want a slice just let me know, ill cut you one and take a picture before i throw it all a way.
ps. its a carrot cake.
>>28043883
Looks tast-
>carrot cake
This is exactly why you're a fucking loser and you should end your life.
Happy birthday, Anon.
Don't worry about your age.
Thanks for the slice :)
>>28043883
happy birthday louis
Fuck you traitorous white sluts
22.5 percent marry outside their race?
Fuck you, seriously.
>>28043098
yeahhhh that's pretty gross desu
As long as you find yourself one, it won't matter what the rest are doing though
This is a case of the fox and the grapes
>not understanding that this is a good thing
All the races will mishmash together and because we're ~70% white, white traits will be dominant in most of the population.
We need to teach white women a lesson
>>28043116
>All the races will mishmash together
Sounds like a fucking nightmare
A nightmare caused by treasonous white sluts
Why do women get angry when you tell them you don't want a used up girlfriend and want a vigin?
because it makes them mad to think that you want better then them when they already think they are superior to you
They aren't used to experiencing consequences for their actions or being told that they've made a mistake or been wrong.
>>28043057
this, 1000 times this
must suck to be a women
What are some shows you'd recommend to your fellow robots?No anime. Not because anime is bad, but because we have anime rec threads for robots all the time.
Generation Kill is god tier
I get a comfy feeling from the fact that the guys there are just normal guys just hanging out in a world free of all the bullshit of normal world, in a military world that is made purely functional without all the bullshit of normie social life. Its good to know they always got shit to do and are part of something, its not this grey uncertainty we all live in.
>>28042016
>tfw not eligible for the military because of SSRI usage
>now just even more depressed because I can't even get into the military to fix my garbage life
>>28041979
let's just talk about SOpranos since /tv/ is so shit
favorite character
least favorite character
favorite moment
least favorite moment
for me it's
Ralphie
AJ
When Chris finds his name in the newspaper
When Tony walk in on AJ in a chitchat room (hits too close to home)
Who else /nightwalks/ here?
It's about to be that time of the year for me. It's finally warm enough that I can venture outside for an undetermined length of time and not worry about freezing to death.
>>28041124
where do you go? what do you see? what if you run into someone else, or worse, a group of people?
>>28041147
I live in a small white suburban town. There is no one on the streets. Plus I'm a 6'2, 200lb dude, I'm not afraid.
I just wander around. Typically end up at some 24 hr gas station to pick up a beverage or a snack.
i like it.
i live in a busy asian city though.
so it's just deserted well lit streets and anywhere i walk taxis keep pulling up next to me. kind of annoying. i wish i could find somewhere with nobody.
Who /premature ejaculation/ here?
>>28039696
Juss b yurself
>tfw all women need to do to have satisfying sex is spread their legs and lie down
>tfw men need to have proper cock size, a good job, be outgoing and assertive, have great stamina, and will be charged with rape if anything goes wrong
I sure love being a male, don't you guys? Because my genes are subpar, I'll never touch a fucking vagina and I'll be criticized and humiliated for jerking off for the rest of my life, if anyone even bothers to interact with me.
Not as such, though Christina does make me cum faster than anyone else.
This may sound crazy, but does anyone want to actually meet and... hang out I guess? I looked at /soc/ and they mostly just want to fuck, and most that don't probably aren't going to meet anyone anywhere. I know, why would this board be different? It's all shy NEETs and betas and etc. etc. woe is me. I don't know why it would be different but it feels more my speed and I think it might help some people here.
I need some new friends, so sure! I hope you don't mind the fact that I'm part Algerian. :/
I know 4chan can be kinda racist.
Has any 4chan meetup ever gone well
>>28038705
retards banding together isn't a good idea
you should be trying to break into normie culture to take what you can get before they kick you out.
>Be male
>Be a 22 year old virgin
>Look after my self, lift weights, eat healthy, don't do drugs, rarely ever drink alcohol
>Good hygiene
>Look after the way i dress
>Have rejected offers to lose my virginity because i didn't like them, and don't care about pumps and dumps
>Women my age have been used and abused since they were young
>Jumping on the cock carousel because they cant close their legs
>I'll forever remain a virgin seeing I'll never find a virgin female my age, since all of them lack the respect and dignity and cant refrain from being a urinal and jumping on the cock because they got a little male attention
What a fucked up world, i shouldn't be forced to settle or date any of the women of this age. Why should i be forced to settle for a used up toy that's been abused and has experienced every sexual act already?
>>28036413
Have you considered having a platonic relationship with a 15 year old?
I woudn't mind waiting. Worthy investment.
>>28037238
I'm not into children, would much prefer a girlfriend in her twenties like myself.
>>28036413
>have had sex with a girl before for a short term relationship
>didn't enjoy it and she dumped me
Can I still call myself a virgin though? I never had a virgin gf so that pretty much means I'm still a virgin..
>be me
>playing cs:go
>mummy and new chocolate daddy are wrestling downstairs
>suddenly get a hunger for tendies
>walk over to my GBP board, waddling through the shit jugs and piss bottles
>i have 40 Good Boy Points...enough for an extra-large chicken tendie meal!
>i run downstairs to tell mummy
>bang on her bedroom door
>"Mummy, mummy, I have 40 GBP! I want tendies"
>she says "Sorry anon, I'm busy, maybe you can cook the tendies that are in the freezer"
>BITCH JUST CROSSED A LINE
>i run back to my room crying and screaming and shitting my diapies
>get an idea
>i grab my special 5000 GBP damascus katana
>run back downstairs
>as I kickdown mummy's door i scream "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS, SMELL MY SPECIAL DIAPEY SURPRISE!"
>chocolate daddy is confused
>i take off my diaper and throw it directly towards his head
>he screams and falls to the ground, my poop in his eyes
>i then unsheath my katana and chop off his pee pee
>he screams even louder
>mummy leaves to take him to the hospital
>she says he could be blind and that they need to put his pee pee back on or something
>i wait 5 hours
>mummy comes back with an extra large chicken tendie meal and a mountain dew
>mfw
>>28034836
>>28034836
>R9kers wonder why they can never get a GF
Because of immature garbage like this.
Grow the fuck up.
>These greens will never be funny again
>>28034836
new daddy a chocolate bobbit now
gg, OP.
Post & r8 em
Also, yes, I'm doing this for attention
>>28032310
This is shit. Someone else start a chart thread; this cancerous hipster does not deserve to be OP.
>>28032310
template needed
>>28032310
Template plz OP
How long is it expected for a guy to wait before sending a first message on Tinder?
> 420
> Sending a message
The only expectation is that you send the first message. You can wait one week or 2 minutes, the girl already knows if she will reply.
>>28046986
What does 420 have to do with this?
>Geeky
>Independent
>Freedom Loving
>Adventerous - bitch cant even spell adventurous right
Besides her 9.5/10 looks I doubt shell actually have anything to talk about.
Wait... before we get started, how many girls have you slept with?
>>28045400
Only you bby, only you :3
Is the correct answer.
Excuse me, but why should my sexual history matter to you?
>>28045432
yeah, why would she want an STD filled cock
FRRRRRRRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS
WHAT ARE YOU
>Playing
>Drinking
>Eating
>Watching
>Fapping to
>Any feels?
I'll start:
>Bf4
>Iron Bru
>Leftover Chinese food
>Some daredevil later on perhaps
>With GF
>Euphoric
Does limmy still stream on twitch?
it's only 11 am you dumb fucking european trash.
Femanons, what do you think when a guy wears sweatpants a lot?
Depends if he is fit.
>>28045093
That he sweats a lot.
Femanons, I am a beta wormy cuck living to serve and I really want to be validated by at least a girl once in my life. By the way, I am an american in the middle class, so what do you think of my lack of style? Can you still acknowledge me, please????
Why does /r9k/ hate SJW's so much?
>>28045058
Because /r9k/ is a libertarian board
We love free speech, free markets, individualism and capitalism. SJW's are collectivist socialist pro-censorship fascists.
>>28045058
Sjw's are normies
>>28045058
Self loathing. SJWs are the flipside of robot on the cosmic loser coin.
