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Would you rather have a gay son or a slutty daughter?
>>27897545
Gays can sometimes not be degenerates
gay son
>>27897545
I'd love my children no matter what if I was ever so fortunate to have any but I doubt it'll happen.
Would you rather: be 'good friends' with a super smart and funny gorgeous girl but she has a BF and she'd be your only friend OR have no friends at all and be a lonely sad little man but atleast you're not 'le friend zoned'.
Thoughts?
I rather be alone.
>>27896696
I would choose to be alone because I am not some emotional tampon betacuck. Or I will just drug and rape that bitch anally without lube then when I am ready to bust my nut put my throbbing cock in her pussy and give her my seed and eventually my children as a constant reminder of what I have done to her then leave the country.
>>27896987
i suppose this is a valid option too
I don't care if they're made up, anons. I just sperged so hard in front of mine and need to escape into fantasy right now.
Please!
>fail so hard
>want to hear other people's success stories instead of their even greater fails to make yourself feel better
You sure you're in the right place, son?
>>27896694
>Have oneitis
>Ask her on a date
>She makes up some boyfriend that doesn't exist
>We stop talking
Can it even go any other way OP? The only girls you actually have a chance with are the ones you weren't interested in the first place.
>>27896694
I could tell you a story about how she successfully broke my heart
What was your emo phase like /r9k/?
Wore skinny jeans and dated a mentally ill girl who I made attempt an heroing twice
I was in late elementary school
Wore hot topic and grew my hair out
>>27895072
Never had an emo phase. Went Goth instead.
>TFW you'll never be friends with Jontron
>TFW you'll never spend time and hang out with Jontron
Man, I bet he is so chill and fun to hang out with.
>>27894920
>slenderjew and the reddit boys
>>27894920
you sound really fucking gay
>MDE lite reunion.jpeg
>"Remember that song we used to listen to when we were just teenagers in middle school? You had that cheap stereo in your room, and I'd come over after school, and we'd lock ourselves in there listening to our favorite songs together. We'd lie on your bed and just stare up into the ceiling fan and think and talk out loud to each other. We used to talk about so much stupid shit. I loved it there... I miss you anon..."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwFS69nA-1w ]
>"A-anon. I feel like I was born in the wrong life time. The world I live in now sickens me to death. I hate it. Everyone is so selfish and wrong and evil and degenerate, it hurts to have hope for any of them... I feel so alone in this world. why anon. am i being delusional? am i the crazy one? a-anon... i feel so alone."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7x1lXVebfM ]
>"A-anon... I like it here. Just lying under the covers with you. Satiating in each others warmth, feeling each others heart-beats, syncing our rhythms of life together. I love it here. You are everything that I imagined you to be, like in the stories, but better. I love you anon. Please, never leave. Just stay under the covers with me."
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSkLs5BJGBE ]
>"I made this song for you anon! I hope you like it! You always look so sad all the time, just thought I could cheer you up with some sweet music, my music. I know you love this song, It always made you smile listening to it, though i don't think i'm very good, even though you tell me all the time that i'm amazing... i love you anon! cheer up!"
[ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q01I-6ygJ4I ]
A guy just made a Mega link for me containing multiple albums of music and single songs that remind him of me.
Let's laugh at his taste in music:
Angus and Julia Stone, Amber Run, Amanda Palmer, A Girl Called Eddy, Allie Moss, Blackmill, The Beatles, Colbie Calliat, Carissa's Wierd , Circadian Eyes, Camera Obscura, Circle, Coldplay, Ciaran Lavery, Cigarettes After Sex, Damien Rice, Deathcab for Cutie, The Delgados, Elliot Smith, Eels, Fugees, Magnetic Fields, Laura Jensen, Hello Saferide, Juniel, The Mountain Goats, Pat the Bunny, Sol Seppy, Toh Kay, Low Roar, Priscilla Ahn, Lucy Rose, Gregory and The Hawk, Ingrid Michaelson, Tori Amos, A Fine Frenzy, Russian red, The Weepies, The Microphones, Jesus Mary Chain, Smash Pumpkins, Lights, Yo La Tengo, Jets To Brazil, Giles Corey, Sara Lov, Vasthi Bunyan, Sujfan Stevens, Suzanne Vega, Mazzy Star, The Pains of Being Pure At Heart, Garbage, Afroman, Lotte Kestner, Trespassers Williem, Lyla Foy, College, Kavinsky, City and Colour, Daughter, Oh Wonder, Syd Matters, Bright Eyes, I am Oak, Josh Garrels, M83, Keaton Henson, Mogwai, Sarah Jaffe
An album from almost all of these.
>>27893618
Wow what shit taste.
>>27893618
>tfw no bitchy fembot to give me huge tasks just to humiliate me
It's as if he listens to nothing but music women would approve of. Mountain Goats are entirely for him of course, can't imagine a whore tolerating all that male sentimentality - and Bright Eyes, who had the audacity to not have raped that woman who said he did rape her.
What's her name r9k? What is she like?
Her name is Hannah and she doesn't love me any more.
>>27889304
Selina. I don't know much about her
For all my sympathy for you, I never posted her name on /r9k/ and never will.
Today I was virgin shamed.
I take a sociology course where often discussion is tossed around to the students, we have reign to speak about topics and explain our views.
So sex, virginity, came up. So of course I spout the 'no hymen no diamond' meme and everyone gets rustled. It comes up that I'm a virgin, I openly say and defend my position:
'Statistically married couples that are each others' firsts have lesser divorce rates. The Christian religion considers virginity special and to be preserved, and I agree with that stance.' (Summed up)
>normies giggle
>Staceys look at me with disgust
>some Chad says 'as if you had a choice haha'
It is particularly infuriating because I have actively chosen a lifestyle in which one night stands and drugslmao are avoided. I've worked for this and these fucking normies think that I'm just choosing the side I was predetermined to have. I've been in a shit mood all day thinking about these demons around me. I live in the deep south, yet the local youth still prioritizes 'C U M' and 'FEELING GOOD'.
Have any other robots defended their sexual inactivity?
Why must the common man shame me for just trying to be a good person? All I want is a wife that will someday appreciate me as a semi decent person.
>I take a Sociology course.
But not doing what they are doing, you are indirectly saying that they are wrong and what they're doing is wrong.
Normies can't handle that.
>>27886733
>some Chad says 'as if you had a choice haha'
So is he right? Do you actually have a choice or is this just a reactionary personal philosophy you adopted to make yourself feel better about being undesirable?
Have you every actually turned down sex?
How many people here take madication to deal with a mental disorder diagnosed by an actual doctor? Do you think your life inproved since you started doing it?
400 mg of seroquel a day because I have bipolar disorder.
I don't spend every waking moment considering suicide anymore so it's a big improvement.
>>27885235
i think my life improved since i stopped
>>27885271
I see a lot of people saying this and it really disturb me. The medication a professional told you to take actually made you worse? Should I trust random internet strangers and refuse to do what my doctor is telling me to do?
Do any other robots have an imaginary gf/friend/sibling?
I have an imaginary sister. She has Daisy Ridley's form, but I have invented a whole personality for her. Her name is still Daisy though. I talk to her a lot, masturbate to her, and imagine she holds me at night.
It's not really a waifu since she's not 2D, and it's not really a tulpa because she's not sentient, so I guess imaginary is the best word.
Anyone else have this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1J89mV0P12c
Is this you, OP?
Why would you make this imaginary person a sister and not a lover?
>>27897258
Kek, that's pretty good, thanks for the chuckle anon.
Why do you white boys act like you have it tough? Lmaooooooooo! Blacks and Hispanics are oppressed from birth yet you Mayoskins act like you have it bad because you're ugly neets that can't get a girlfirend. Just kill yourselves, you'll be the minority soon anyways
only whites can be robots only gook fish race will fuck us to spite daddy
I love going on /pol/ and watching them mash their keyboards and whine pathetically like the impotent little cumskin bitches they are. They know their race is being bred out of existence and they can't do SHIT to stop it. Disgusting little cumskins.
>>27896701
Lol you're less than dirt beaner.
Go join a cartel and get your face stitched onto a soccer ball, you're literally the product of Spaniards raping illiterate natives
Why is /pol/ the cringiest most retarded plague on 4chan?
>>27896637
Fuck off kike
https://desustorage.org/r9k/search/text/why%20is%20%2Fpol%2F/type/op/
>>27896637
Lack of basic empathy, sociopathic thoughts, entitlement, blah blah, etc
>When /pol/ hurts your feelings and you have to shitpost on /r9k/.
Just made a tinder, is my bio good?
>>27896355
not ironic enough
nice dubs
>>27896355
i chuckled, a little unoriginal though
>omegle trainface kid is STILL here
God they were right, no one ever leaves.
>women can't be robots
Why does this meme persist?
Because they have life on easy mode and can have sex literally whenever they want so no its not a meme. They really can't be robots.
>>27896521
Women want children more than sex.
>>27896521
Why do you insist that women are shallow and vain, and then proceed to try and make everything about sex?
