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Do you guys have any tips or stories about dating single mothers
I have a interest in dating one with a daughter about 2 years old
She's really kind and her daughter already calls me daddy also the sex is amazing
there is a reason why she is single
>>27910731
Hey, before the losers n here call you a cuck, I just wanna say congrats op. I hope you two are happy together.
>>27910756
This. Run, don't walk, to the nearest bridge and jump off it.
ITT: Comfy youtube channels
>ashens
>Just reviews random crap on his sofa
>Usually food or toys/gadgets from the one pound store
>is comfy as fuck to listen to him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
>>27910341
Most British youtubers in general have good comfiness ratings. I think generally British people in general aren't bothered about life and stuff, like Karl Pilkington
TheReportOfTheWeek
>a guy in a suit reviews energy drinks and fast food
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLwybtzLykU
I like Ashens since he isn't a massive pleb like other popular youtubers. You can see this especially in his loot crate unboxing videos. He doesn't get hyped over Rick & Morty pins and other dumb crap.
>>27910341
> Ass-hens the sex pest
He used to be good. Till he sold out and wasn't allowed to swear anymore, and had to make videos with other crap bags.
Ask a girl who is about to become a super slut anything.
I'm in my mid 20s, have had one partner thus far but now I've decided it's time for me to catch at least few dicks a week. Basically being used as the whore I am.
Post your pic so I can masturbate to the scenario you presented.
>>27908852
How long do you think you'll go until you catch the AIDS?
What inspired the change?
Also it's interesting how girls only do this.
So what's the reason you hate yourself anon?
Mine's because of the fact I can barely function around other human beings.
>>27908215
Talking to attractive women scares me even though they pose no threat to me.
I actually go into shock. My breathing gets shallow and the color drains from my skin.
I don't look bad either.
Same here, OP. Everything else seems in order but not being able to interact with others properly is a fucking curse.
I'm garbage fucking shit no skills and a waste of resources
Anyone up for an abuse/bad childhood thread? Just saw my dad for the first time in a couple months and got stomped the fuck out.
who's down to share revenge fantasies
>>27907726
OP here, you bet I am. Been thinking about how different shit would have been today if I had sung first and put my thumbs in his eyeballs. Sadly it did not go that way.
>>27907711
I'm not certain if I had an abusive past. Does this count as abusive:
>parent encouraged obesity
>threatened to be kicked out of the house from 16 onward
>beat as a kid
>multiple physical fights with father as teen
>always given the majority of housework
>grades never good enough
>parents tried to make you into their retirement fund since you were 8
>told repeatedly all my friends were just using me or didn't actually like me
I-is that abusive or am I just a baby?
Please help. I see you guys saying so many different things. Are you supposed to cold approach girls in public event and gf them right off the bat? Or do you friend them first for a while and then gf them? And also where do you go to find girls? I CAN NEVER FIND ANY. GOD DAMN IT WHY DID I HAVE TO MAJOR IN COMPUTER SCIENCE. I ONLY EVER SEE AUTISTIC BOYS IN MY CLASSES AND NONE OF THEM WOULD EVEN MAKE GOOD TRAPS BECAUSE THEY DON'T BATHE OFTEN ENOUGH.
I guess the only other way I know would be dating sites, but I've got no clue how you're supposed to use those either. Wouldn't only certain ones be used for real relationship vs. hookups and aren't certain ones only for certain age group?
Please help me senpai, I just don't have a god damn clue how to do this. I just wanna gf a girl. I'm not even too worried about benis in bagina for right now.
Please help me senpai.
I don't even know how to meet girls for fuck's sake.
Bump because I really need help.
bump that's orginal
>meet girl casually for a brief period
>meet her again, be slightly flirty
>if she's receptive of neutral then next time be even more flirty
>continue ramping up the flirt until you get a response
Basically, girls are for friending or fucking. Never both. Don't just go balls out after a woman first time you meet her, unless she's doing it to, but you wanna get the engine revving early so she knows what you're after.
Who /unironally love fat chicks/ here?
>>27907254
i only ironically love them. on my deathbed i will tell my fat wife that i was loving her ironically all along and laugh my ass off until i die.
Only if they have massive tits.
Flat / small chested fat girls are just depressing.
>>27907254
Fucking a fat girl is good for cleansing the dicks palate now and then
nice, comfy saturday evening edition
BEADY EYED ANGLO BLOOD
>sunny at 6:30pm
>comfy
jog on normie
>smoking weed
>watching ken burns documentaries
>avoiding working on bachelor thesis
it's a weird kinda comfy
Let's rate each others names. Ill start:
Nils
weird and stupid name desu
>>27906002
where do you come from senpai desu
also michael
>>27906072
Austria
Micheal is cool, do you go with Mike?
In which of these categories do you fit in the most?
>wageslave/sloth
Holy shit, i'm 100 percent the mouse
i'm so cerebrotronic that it feels like a personal attack
this is too real for me
bumpity bumpbumpbumpy
The 5th installment! Let's make /r9k/ acknowledge the >best fetish!
Everyone with a tickling fetish or interest is welcome in this thread, where we discuss fantasies, experiences, and general discussions or (fanfic) stories all centering around tickles! Chat away, and have fun!
>>27904264
There's been five of these already?
>>27904285
You betcha buddie! Ticklefags are taking over r9k one thread at a time!
It's a revolution!
Baruuump
notice me r9k-senpai
What does /r9k/ think about him? It's said he used 4chan and went to a thread " give me reasons why I shouldn't kill myself" and that he used 4chan, do you guys think he was a robot?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3482130/Chilling-new-CCTV-footage-shows-Darth-Vader-killer-prowling-corridors-Swedish-school-slaughtered-pupil-two-teachers-sword.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=risfv-OlCP4
>>27904149
how'd you know he went to this thread?
>>27904149
Being this edgy kek
I don't see any threads about him here. /r9k/ doesn't care for him but I was wondering about him a few days ago. Thanks for making the thread? I do think he is a robot.
Is anyone else incredibly disgusted by this whole "art porn" movement?
Back then, pornstars looked like pornstars. You could point out a pornstar out on the fucking street. But now you have people like Anjelica, Nancey, Emily Grey; women who look like they would have been perfect wives in another life who fuck on camera for money.
It just shows these girls that no matter what they look like or what their values are, sex for money is ok.
>>27903450
holy shit fuck off I love art porn, even interracial porn is doing it and I also love that.
I just wish that there was better acting and plot.
>>27903493
>I love art porn
so what if you find out that the girl who loves sundresses and old movies is actually a pornstar?
>go to barber
>instead of the usual mid-30s chill guy there's a girl my age
>panic inside while she washes my head
>later the usual barber pops out and tells me she's a new hire, who just washes heads for now
>be relieved as he cuts my hair
It sure is true that it feels weird have unknown hands touching your hair...
That sounds great though. Now I want to go to a salon just to feel a woman running her hands through my hair
I always go to a barbershop where exclusively women work, and a couple my age too.
They are really cute
>>27902868
>I always go to a barbershop where exclusively women work
enjoy getting a sub-par hair cut.
How does one convince a girl to get rid of a tattoo?
My gf of 11 months has a thigh tattoo and I really don't like it. She has such beautiful pale skin and she ruined it with an ugly black stain.
I'm willing to pay for the entire procedure.
>>27910534
Her body her choice. It aint up to you dudebro
>>27910534
You're a faggot. Get a new gf if you don't like it.
>>27910534
Tattoos are a massive red flag. You shouldn't have dated her in the first place. If she got it over the course of the relationship you should have made it abundantly clear it's grounds for ending the relationship.
Now your only choice is to leave her.
