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Shift working has me increasingly contemplating suicide edition
feeling good today lads, just took my dog out on a morning run and settled down infront of the pc with a hot choco n a bacon sandwich. whats everyone upto today? might wank my self til my bollocks ache
>>27856452
Waging away followed by Dark Souls 3, The Division and crushing loneliness.
Bird shat on my head the other day.
>>27855844
Chin up lid
Anyone use a gaming laptop?
wish i could afford more than 2 hookers a week lads, might have to start going for the cheapies to stretch my bennies
>>27856719
Just get a gf and have sex for free
>>27856719
i got a paki off adultwork
cracking pussy but her tit job was grim
>>27856575
Exam revision, Rocket League and crushing loneliness here
>>27856452
Reading /r9k/ in work like some fucking normie
Enjoy your breakfast, especially Tilde~
Where you guys from? I'm coming at you from Liverpool
>>27857351
Limehouse represent
I'm not happy with my life
>>27857441
That's in London right? I'd like to move down there one day, what's it like?
>>27857351
Blackpool, kill me now.
First of 3 days off in the next 6, don't know what to spend my wagie money on. How do Neets do this everyday?
Pirating dark souls 3 lads. Only 8 more hours to go.
Just uninstalled The Division lads
Thank fuck I didn't pay for it.
>>27857351
C O R N W A L L
>tfw bllinding sun and warm weather, all the normies at the beach
I'd love to go to the beach but the idea of taking my top off in public makes me tear up
>>27857351
S E F T O N
E
F
T
O
N
>>27857351
Sunny Bas, in Essex
>>27858597
Southend reporting in
What even is real anymore I don't understand
Post waifus
>>27857351
Quendon city, population:450
Wheres the cheapest place to get DS3 lads
>>27858796
Ask mummy to buy it
>>27858833
my mummy is buying me a nexus 5x because i got her a cheaper deal on her broadband and phone and told her what smartphone to get
also i pulled weeds out of the garden for her and repainted the walls of the house :)
>>27858861
Man I do this shit all the time, I save them loads of money on antivirus shit and train tickets
>>27858796
blackcats
https://www.reddit.com/user/Dollywinks
Cute women can literally never be lonely in the modern world
Also I give it a year before she breaks down and regrets all of this so fap while you still can.
>>27858953
How much of a self absorbed cunt do you need to be to make your own subreddit?
>>27858693
>We were unable to deliver your item because it's too big for your letterbox
I haven't ordered anything bigger than the size of a DVD, mugs.
>farting into my cupped hand and inhaling deeply
Those fajitas always give off good ones
my mummy says we have to shop at aldi now
>>27855844
how long has it been since we had a new image feels life weve had this one forever
>>27859138
OPfag quit, and nobody can agree on what to put in now. Only thing that changes is the calendar
>>27859112
My mum shops at aldi, she says the food tastes just as good but it fucking doesn't. It tastes cheap as fuck and is shoddy.
M8s I think I'm dying I have so little energy I can barely get out of bed
I been only up for like 5-6 hours and I'm tired
My eyes are fucked too
I looked for jobs for like 20 mins but gave up and I just feel like I cant do anything
I'm not myself anymore I wasn't even this bad a year ago. Every single thing I think of, seems impossible to accomplish
My whole body is numb and stiff.
Where did it all go so wrong?
>>27859172
you need to see a doctor
>>27858693
It has been a while since I last posted her desu~
>>27859172
Sounds like a classic case of depression lad.
i wish they legalised weed already
do you think they'll do it in our life time??
Dropped out of uni in january, wasn't supposed to get my final student loan money but just got a text saying I got it today.
Celebrating the free money for a bit and also saw I had an email from my accommodation, saying that I will still need to pay for the full year due to the contract I signed, even though I moved out. So all the 'free' money is going to pay rent for a house I don't even live in anymore.
Ahhh well, it was a nice 10 minutes of celebrating.
>>27859327
That is a rare waifu. Mostly because nobody watches that show because it is a bad adaptation and not many people talk about the manga.
>>27859420
I think it will be reclassified. Depends on quality of education on it imofam
>>27859420
I hope they keep it illegal just to piss off all the hippes in my area
>>27859441
It's a bad manga too fampai, but a lot of the girls are cute as fuck.
Magi is just not that good.
>>27855844
who's the girl in op though pads
>>27859441
The show is alright IMO, the pacing is awful but I like the seiyuu and OST. I think the manga is great though, much better than most shounen right now~
>>27859433
>student loan
>free money
That's not how it works baka
>>27859534
I know but I don't pay it back unless I'm earning money, and being neet means I don't have to pay it back at all yet.
>>27857351
Leeds
Just on lunch break working in the lab, everyone treats me like a child, fucking hate normal people
I have no friends and want to die
Would I still want to die if I transferred to Lancaster University instead?
is it too late to apply for uni?
>>27859573
Where in Leeds do you live/work? I'm in Leeds too.
>>27859573
I live in leeds mate or headingley to be exact
>>27859453
Last thing I want is to smell cat piss everywhere I'm walking, which is what will happen if it's legalised.
>>27859607
Technically no, but you're going to have to call up individual uni departments and ask them if they have slots left over on the courses you want to apply to.
Or, you're going to have to get into somewhere via clearing.
>>27859638
You're a student?
>>27859650
I don't even have any A-levels so it would have to be for a foundation year
Is there any point?
>>27858597
Why I'm working in Bas.
>>27859678
I'm still doing my A-levels
>inb4 underage
I'm a bonafide 18 year old big boy now.
>>27859685
You can go from a foundation year to a proper degree so if you can get in, sure.
>>27859732
I was refused for every foundation I applied to
I really shouldn't have wasted my teenage years playing Runescape and CS 1.6
>>27859732
Cheers m8
i'll have a look
>>27859556
Nigga but the juice is still running
Leicester reporting in. I like football now
>>27859172
Joe?
Is that you right here?
>>27859394
I've been trying to deny it but I think its slowly creeping from moderate to severe
Its like someone with a terminal illness
They k ow they got it but maybe try to deny it or not think about it.
I feel a little bit better now, tho I'm still in bed.
I'm looking through job vacancies for amusement. I think I need to quit chans because its ruining me because most of these boards just make me feel a lot worse.
>tfw all these 10-15 an hour jerbs that require a vroom vroom license.
What a fuckin PAR
>>27859685
>>27859732
Foundation years still require you to have A levels or equivalent lad.
Pic related, you are better off trying to do s HND/HNC locally then hopping into uni to do a final year and get a bachelor's
>>27859756
Is that tupac?
>>27859791
>tfw level 1
feels poor man
>>27859790
You should probably get yourself sorted out mentally before getting a job.
Getting a job in your state will lead to a mental breakdown. I've been there lad, it ain't pretty.
>>27859790
>I think I need to quit chans because its ruining me because most of these boards just make me feel a lot worse.
britfeel and r9k make me feel worse. It's like a whole board dedicated to misery and depression. Whenever I take a break from here and stick to v and shit, I feel a lot better.
>>27857351
You live in my city anon, congratulations.
>>27859573
Leedsbots unite
>tfw 1st year and still have no idea what to do with life
>tutor pressures me into getting summer work experience
also >tfw the Cockpit closed down and I'm still not over it
>>27859895
>tfw the Cockpit closed down and I'm still not over it
Mate it closed down like 2 years ago now
>>27859888
I feel honored, which post code do you live in?
>>27859925
That's why I wrote 'I'm still not over it' - Leeds was my nearest city for most of my life so I always used to go there since I was a teenager for my edgy emo bands.
Still, Leeds is so much better for the music scene than York or Edinburgh, glad I came here
>>27859930
L18, you?
>>27859966
Oh nice, we live pretty close, I'm L12
>>27859985
Pretty cool familia.
Just had a zinger stacker burger from KFC, it was shit. Should've got chippy instead.
>>27859985
>>27859966
GET A ROOM GAYBOIS
Being neet is sometimes worth it. Goodbye lads, see you all in a few weeks.
>>27859468
Hannah, some chavy Brit girl who made a few striptease videos about 10 years go
>>27860071
Hope it doesn't crash your comp as much as it crashes mine. Unplayabale.
>>27859112
>>27859161
Aldi is literally branded shit with a different label you fucking cretins
that's why their adverts show the branded product, it's a covert way of saying "oi you fucking idiot, it's the same shit"
>>27860077
Does anyone have links to them or something ?
>>27859172
DRINK FUCKING WATER
>>27860104
Yea, because brands would totally not want to promote their own brands
>>27860088
I've read about the crashes. Apparently it's something to do with the lighting. Did you try putting the lighting to low in advanced options?
>>27860119
what are you on about
you realise all that shit is just made in the same factory but with a different label plastered over it right?
>>27860125
I'll try that now. Hopefully last longer than 2 minutes without a crash this time
>>27859394
Depression has no physical effects.
>>27859790
Fuck off, you're just a lazy cunt. You want to be told it's depression so that you can feel justified in being a lazy, useless piece of shit all day.
Any one here been to a Netto there stuff is cheap as fuck
>>27860134
This is rarely true, and especially not with aldi.
Aldi/Lidl food is different. It has both different taste and texture.
It is garbage food and not really fit for human consumption.
>>27860188
yeah about 10 years ago but I haven't seen them for ages
>>27860188
>>27860200
They closed down didn't they?
>>27860188
I had one up the road from my school, everyone went there to nick cans of coke and they closed down within a year or two
>>27860196
mate... it is literally the same products re-branded I don't know how to break this to you
that is their whole business model, look at their adverts
you have clearly never worked in a supermarket, it's the worst kept secret going
in America fancy vodkas like Grey Goose are made in the same factory as Costco brand
>>27860239
>>27860212
>>27860200
Turns out there back
http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/sainsburys-open-10-new-netto-stores-uk-1536917
>>27860188
Used to be the childhood insult when I were at scoo
Povvos shopping at Netto
>>27857351
sunderland fuck the mags
stopped being a lazy as fuck neet and signed on today and it was nothing like i expected
>>27860245
Sadly I do work at a supermarket so I understand exactly.
>>27860245
it's like how most products from major supermarkets have all of their 'own brand' stuff made in the same factory. Tesco's own? Simply M&S? Waitrose essentials? it's all the same shit - not just with the branded shit
>>27860281
Yet they don't all taste the same. You must have shit tier tastebuds to think they do
>>27860281
where's the proof THOUGH
>tfw none of you will ever be Dutch
who here /esotericknowledge/, a NEET in search of ancient knowledge and spiritualism who woulda thought
>>27860314
modern knowledge is better and much more fun
>>27860308
But my mums dutch
>>27860308
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
of europe
>>27860330
>tfw dutch
>>27860308
Aquafresh pls
>>27860341
>that image
Better get used to the idea of your country banning that.
>>27860339
Brittain
>you know that 100 years ago we were a big deal right?
of Europe
>Oh, things are going shit in our own country we need to join the EU
>things go better
>nah, nvm this shit is bullocks
>leave
>go back to step 1
>>27860357
Tfw now we have "coloured petes"
Tfw niggies are the majority in the big cities so they influence our culture
tfw niggies ruin what little happiness is left in my life
>32yo ex-boss starts texting me
>10 years older than me
>says she wants to hang out and asks if she can pick me up
>we drive around town, stop off at our old workplace around midnight
>she starts flirting with me
>she's really ugly but pretty skinny
>starts play fighting with me
>cringe internally, don't know what to do
>decide to try and suplex her
>only manage to lift her up a bit
>kind of fondling her at this point but she's got no breasts
>ask her to take me home
>she won't stop texting me
ffs lads, what do I do? I don't want to date her.
>>27860365
>Brittain
Britain is the second most powerful country in the world. Sorry Eurocuck.
http://www.europeangeostrategy.org/2014/01/european-geostrategy-audit-major-powers-worlds-fifteen-most-powerful-countries-2014/
>>27860387
With my mum being dutch and all that makes me half dutch right.
Whats the country even like if you could move would you ?
>>27860387
This triggers me
Disgusting
>>27860410
The best way to cut contact with a woman is to be really bad in bed.
>>27860411
>second
>most powerful
>Chad Germany
>>27860410
Don't text back. She's your ex-boss right? So you don't actually see her in person do you?
>>27860442
Germany is seventh mate, it's basically irrelevant on both the global and local scene.
>>27860431
Done and done.
>>27860453
Problem is we work for the same company and she's trying to get a transfer to where I work.
>>27860442
>Germany
>powerful
>>27860467
you should have told her from the offset that you weren't interested
>>27860467
>Problem is we work for the same company and she's trying to get a transfer to where I work.
Tell her asap you aren't interested then.
What happens to my ESA & PIP if I get put into a mental hospital against my will
IIRC as long as you're in and out in under 4 weeks you're fine, is that still the case?
>>27857531
Classic /britfeel/ right there
>>27860188
>at school we would play football and rugby on the field in PE
>always ended up muddy as fuck so you had to bring a plastic bag for your football boots
>ask my mum for a bag one day
>"here take this one"
>netto bag
>"mum please no"
>remember what happens to all the kids who are seen with a netto bag
>"it's the only one in the drawer"
>end up just wrapping my PE shirt around my boots
N-E-TTO
THAT'S WHERE ALL THE RAGGERS GO
Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope - but no harm
Just another false alarm
Last night I felt
Real arms around me
No hope - no harm
Just another false alarm
>>27860562
The hell is a ''ragger'' you mean like pakis or something right ?
>>27860611
>he doesn't know what raggers means
fucking southern cunt
Lads. I spent a few grand on a car that I use 2 hours a day and noone batted an eye. I suggest spending a few grand on a pet that I'd love and cherish every moment I'm at home and I get moaned at. Fucking this shit!
>>27860611
It's a northern term for a woman "on the rag" ie on her period.
>>27860642
>few grand on a pet
What the fuck are you doing to it? Turning it into a robot?
>>27860642
>few grand on a pet
go to a shelter and pick one up for 70 quid mate
>>27860642
Car
>necessary
>cost thousands of pounds
Pet
>unnecessary
>can get them for free
Would the impact be bigger committing suicide on your 21st birthday or Christmas day?
Hypothetical question, of course
>>27860626
Calm down you subhuman brute
>>27860650
>>27860658
>>27860664
I want a Savannah cat/Ocelot.
It's my fucking money.
Pic related
>>27860699
>Ocelot
BABU!
So I'm currently diagnosed with autism and getting 400 in DLA/PIP, since then I've developed more problems and been put on anti psychotics -- if I get diagnosed with something else i.e schizophrenia will my DLA/PIP increase?
>>27860562
This brings back memories.
We all used to make fun of the dossy kids by saying they shopped at aldi/lidl/netto.
Then my parents got divorced and my mum started shopping at aldi. Never invited any m8s back to my house on the off chance my mum mentioned it.
>>27859895
Do the summer placement senpai, will be kicking yourself after uni if you havent got some extra experience
Yeah the cockpit was pretty sweet, key club is alright but getting shitter
>>27859592
>>27859613
Hyde park init, work in horsforth though
>>27860677
Definitely Christmas, but you'd be a selfish cunt if you killed yourself on Christmas day. Do it on the 17th august or any other shit day no one cares about.
>>27860642
Please tell me you're the cunt with civic, purerly so I can say I told you so
>>27860768
eh, I'll probably end up just doing extra hours at work and try do some shows with my band - might even end up getting paid for some
>>27860699
They are right. You are an idiot.
>>27860848
Stay jeIIy
>>27859895
>>27859925
>>27859965
>>tfw you're all 18-22
>> I'm 32
Good luck with your lives LeedsBros. Enjoy Uni life; working for a living sucks.
who /lonely/
>>27860910
It's ok anon I perfer older guys
>>27860967
Haven't had a close friend for over 7 years
I'm 20
>>27860970
fucking slut, go and splash some cold water on your face
>>27860970
Even an old washed up loser? Just sat for 30 excruciating minutes while my barber (who I've been using since he opened down the road from me - 2 years ago) tried to make small talk with me.
Nearly resorted to Mark and Jez style man bantering https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJC1bms0EVo
>>27860967
Me, I was just wanking to Rosaria in Dark Souls 3 earlier and wishing was the weird slug thing on her bed
>>27861020
eh I have no friends and i'm entirely lonley so I think old washed up losers are relatable to some degree.
Either that or I have an oedipus complex but with men.
>>27860798
Sorry lad no
>>27861061wanna fug lad?
>>27861104
oh m,m,maybe anon
>>27860967
just woke up from a dream with friends I haven't seen in 5 years, towards the end of it I got so sick I couldn't keep up with them walking, and just ended up lying on the pavement on my own. Jesus
>>27861020
mfw Jez almost made it into the normies
>tfw fantasize about having forbidden gay sex with a cute trap in /britfeel/, it will be clean and passionate
>tfw in reality you're all hairy, sweaty cunts who probably smell like spoiled milk and breathe exclusively through your mouths
Wish it was like my animays
>>27861257
>Traps
Haha, gaylord.
>>27861257
>cute trap in /britfeel/
No such thing.
>>27861257
I don't know why being trap like is considered a good thing.
I always used to get mistaken for a girl in secondary school and being short with long hair really dosen't help me at the moment.
Being feminine looking has been prty awful for me so far.
>>27861257
Us faggots don't like prison gays anyway, so no loss
>>27861333
you're confusing the real world with animu
>>27861333
>Being feminine looking has been prty awful for me so far
I don't care how you feel about it desu, I just want your boipuz
>>27861386
Only if you pay for it.200 quid
>>27857257
oi pakishagger u still here? whats her rates lad i rodgered an iranian slag a while ago and she was pure filth one of the few that let me nut in her im guessing this pakis just as filthy n i wouldnt mind her on my shaft desu
>>27861426
You'll take 20 quid and I'll split a Twix with you.
>>27861378
Yeh exactly looking like the way I do made me perfect bullying material for chavs.
I look like fucking velma dinkley.
H E L P
>>27861444
on the bright side you just got two sets of trips in a row
>>27860768
I live down new york street anon, like a 10 minute walk from you
>>27861465
*in reply to me
>>27861480
https://youtu.be/rl2AM3j3dIw
any of you Leeds bros been to the gay scene at all?
H-how was it?
>>27861537
fucking puffta
>2.2 humanities degree imminent this summer
>at least i made no friends at school or uni so only my family will lament my passing
>>27861587
you dun goofed lad
>>27861537
Leeds bro here
Gay dudes tend to look really weird in general here
I'm to much of an autist to do something like that anyway really.
>>27860748
anyone?
original 64354
>>27861638
what's it like being you?
>>27861638
Only 400 a month? Get on ESA.
>>27861537
>met a gay guy once
>he was about 6"4 and twice the size of me
>scared he was going to rape me and murder me
>ran away whilst he was preoccupied
Who /white-chocolate/ here?
>>27860748
>>27861680
>tfw I work a grueling 20 hour week for only 600 quid a month and have to see posts like this
>>27861734
>20 hour week
>grueling
wew lad
>>27861747
It's about the work you mong, not the hours.
>>27861734
That's just sad, you should work double that so I can afford another 4K monitor off your taxes.
>>27861665
ok I guess, can you be more specific?
>>27861680
claiming ESA also that puts me up to 900 a month
>>27861734
unlucky anon
>>27861428
You bareback hookers? hookers who let you nut in them?
Wonder if she still had some of the previous customer nut up there when you stuck your cock in a dirty fuck hole.
You must have a lot of STD's
>>27861812
Jealous you're not getting our end away too?
Pathetic
>>27861537
bit gay t.b.h.
worth getting muted for desu
>tfw at an area in dark souls 3 im too scared to advance in
>tfw no one to cuddle or talk to to help keep me calm and get through the area
;_;
When your therapist asks you what kind of things you would enjoy doing for fun.
and your only answer is 're creating scenes from a max hardcore pornography'
but you cant say that, so you have to try come up with some bullshit fake answer.
why do I have to lie about who I am.
>>27861885
Why did he go to prison?
>>27861936
because people didn't like what he was doing.
luckily hes out now and doing it again.
>>27861885
You should have said it mate.
>>27861936
because he used girls under 18 years old
>>27861881
>tfw my copy isn't here yet
>too busy being a Normie anyway
>i just want to comfy down for a full run of the game
>don't want to succumb to isolation and depression again
>>27860699
>>27860642
>not getting an animal from a shelter
fucking cunt
>>27862010
>not pirating it
You a console pleb lad?
>>27862044
Enjoy your deformed mongrel pup
Fucking retard, people breed animals, FOR A REASON
Just saw my doctor. I lied and said I was not doing this. He says my recovery is going very well.
>>27862146
doing what?
you make about 2 posts a day
hardly anything to worry about
>>27862070
>Not getting a mongrel
Lad, I had a Border Collie cross from a shelters years back an he was the friendliest and funniest dog I've ever had.
>>27862066
Mac user, so PS4.
Plus I love the franchise and don't mind paying the JapJew for it.
>>27862146
Doing what? Posting about her? Not like that's going to get her to come back or anything, who cares.
It would be worrying if you became poleaboo tier and started filming her shitting.
come back to me i miss you
Thinking about going on a few days to a weeks break up to the Halifax area for a short change of scenery and to see family.
>>27862189
>Mac user
>>27861997
no he didn't you fucking retard
>>27862198
I am amused by the people who imitate me.
>>27862216
>Sound engineer
PC sucks balls for audio
>>27862226
>Based on Max Extreme 4, the city of Los Angeles in 1998 charged him with child pornography
durrr
>>27857351
Uni of Liverpool normie scum here
>>27862146
Why don't you try to improve your life and make her want to come back you spaz?
She isn't going to want to take back a mentally ill neet, who's living with mummy and sits around spamming her pictures on 4chan.
I know you think that she might find it admirable and cute, but no, girls don't like desperation.
>>27862256
he got an over age girl to pretend she was a teeny, DURRR
>>27862300
>I-I was just pretending to be a pedophile
KEK
>>27857351
Scunthorpe
Orig
>>27862256
>Based on Max Extreme 4, the city of Los Angeles in 1998 charged him with child pornography and distribution of obscenity. The fact that the actress was over the age of 18 was not disputed; they brought charges based solely on the fact that the actress was portraying a character who was underage.
I like how you didn't copy the whole text.
Who /eastern anglia/ here?
>>27862256
>The fact that the actress was over the age of 18 was not disputed; they brought charges based solely on the fact that the actress was portraying a character who was underage
How do i stop shitposting on /v/ lads?
>>27857351
Dundee
>>27862334
yeh, i am
this girl used to post here a long time ago. anybody know what happened to her, or how she is?
>>27862280
There is no other life for me. I know that my efforts here are fruitless. This is all I have before I commit suicide.
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Westward-Polyhemp-Rope-POSTAGE/dp/B00OM04V22/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1460648582&sr=8-2&keywords=Noose
>>27862434
she hung herself
>>27858693
Bit of Jun for a very nice day.
>>27862458
that's some nice rope. wonder how many people buy it to hang themselves.
>>27862355
Have some self control clart
>>27862459
>>27862434
She's alive and fine, anon. If you knew/know her well, look her up on Normiebook or something.
>>27861469
Small world man, you been to brundell social club?
>>27862434
She's dead, sorry mate.
>>27857351
Sittingbourne here. Could be better, but could be a lot worse.
>>27862644
Webbed toes crossed teeth etc etc
>>27862680
No that's the Isle of Sheppey lad.
I always feel like im walking on a knife edge and one side is death and the other side is misery.
>>27862458
>keywords=Noose
do it anon
>>27862458
haha you mother fucker
I was still logged in to the family amazon account and now the 'related items' bit on the homepage is full of rope
>>27862728
There's no difference, everyone from The Swale is a swamp mutant.
>>27862886
Can't really disagree. Would rather be here than Sheppey though.
>at doctors
>tell him I killed a pigeon cause it was spying on me
>tell him carrying a knife is the only way I can manage to go outside
>we talk about some of my "delusions"
>talk about the chavs plotting to kill me
>talk about the spiders bullying me
>he wants my mum to go with me to my next appointment even though I'm 18
is it over lads? is he going to talk her into having me sectioned what's going on?
>not just lying to GPs
I narrowly escaped a diagnosis of psychosis ~2 months back but nipped it in the bud when I realised I was saying too much. Just be savvy, and not a self-indulgent mong.
>>27862947
I think the chavs will get you long before the doctors do.
>>27862996
for>>27862947
obvs
>>27862947
how did you end up at the doctors anyway? your parents?
