I am a girl
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Fembot here /r9k/
ask me anything?
Was getting 200+ replies part of your plan?
Go back to plebbit, sage.
>>28019373
Are u white?
If I give you no attention will you die?
Are you a virgin? How many friends do you have?
>>28019384
Well it would certainly be nice!
>>28019402
yuppers
>>28019417
it would be extremely lonely.
Prove that you're actually a girl.
>>28019425
Cute looking?
>>28019425
it would be extremely lonely.
You're a complete slut
>>28019373
I would've considered fucking you, but
>watching anime
That just means you don't meet my standards.
>>28019440no, but I'm not fat at least
>>28019443
didn't realise virgins can be a slut
>>28019461
oh wow I sure am upset that some greasy redditor who considers himself to "intellectual" for anime doesn't want to fuck me :(
>>28019474
>didn't realise virgins can be a slut
They can have slutty behavior.
>>28019461
You would have considered fucking a random dude pretending to be a girl on r9k?
plz kill urself ty <3
>>28019391
Rolling for /tv/
>>28019474
Let me be the judge of that
Post pivcs
>>28019485
Well, it's the torturing part that gets me excited. Fucking a dude is gay and thus degenerate. I just really want to hurt someone without having to abduct them.
>>28019507
fbi plz git gud b8
>>28019474
Would you ever date an asperger's-ass intellectual?
>>28019507
You would have torture fucked a random girl on r9k but won't cause she watches anime?
>>28019540
Depends on just how assburgery they are, I am autistic myself but not majorly
Where are the tits?
how am i supposed to drop hints to a girl while still being subtle enough as to not ruin a friendship
She's been flirty and physical with me, but only when drunk so i dont know whether to look too far into that
>>28019561
girls don't tend to work like that sadly, you need to be willing to be direct and make it clear you're pursuing a relationship with her
>>28019373
What age are you?
How good of a job would a guy need to have for you to consider dating him?
What sort of places do you socialize at?
Do you prefer guys who are /fit/?
Do you watch porn, and if so, what types of porn?
>>28019461
>doesn't watch anime
>>28019555
Same applies if she would use any social media and play video games.
>>28019576
>What age are you?
19
>How good of a job would a guy need to have for you to consider dating him?
Something that requires a degree.
>What sort of places do you socialize at?
Clubs, bars and the library.
>Do you prefer guys who are /fit/?
Yes
>Do you watch porn, and if so, what types of porn?
Yes mostly Blacked.
>>28019576
>What age are you?
24
>How good of a job
don't care
>What sort of places do you socialize at?
occasionally my one friend's house or the cinema, that's it really
>Do you prefer guys who are /fit/?
it's always a nice bonus
>Do you watch porn, and if so, what types of porn?I don't
>>28019603
stop
>>28019603
>blacked
Lmao preddy good bait m8
wow a female
tell me your secrets
Eat shit you attention whore.
original.
>>28019373
I need to know your height and hair color. Also who your waifu/husbando is if you do that thing.
For research purposes.
Would you like to be my gf forever?
Why are girls so mean?
>>28019714
>height
5'3"
>hair colour
ginger
>waifu/husbando
I am in love with ritsu, but it's a platonic relationship
>>28019726
I rarely leave my room so I can't
>>28019762
people are mean, anon.
>>28019810
>I rarely leave my room so I can't
Okay well you could start by leaving /r9k/
>>28019820
why would I leave /r9k/ anon that's just silly
rate the K ONs, bitch
>>28019810
Okay now I need to know what you weigh, if you have glasses or not, and as an extra bit I need to know how dense your freckles are.
Again, for research purposes.
>>28019870
>weigh
110-120lbs probably
>glasses
nyet
>dense
light smattering over cheeks and nose
I will continue to cooperate if you post more ritsus
>>28019848
>ritsu>azu-nyan>yui>mio>mugi
I beg you oh sweet and beautiful anoness
Post a tasteful time stamp(idk with some skin?)
But write down "die you little dicked faggot"
Please girl, I need this more than you could ever understand
>pic related, what op is thinking
>>28019952ps,I'm not really a little dicked daggot, uh, yep
>>28019929
>>ritsu>azu-nyan>yui>mio>mugi
AWFUL, YOURE AWFUL
>>28020032
I really really really like mio
>>28019929
Next questions on the list are general area where you live, if you speak any other languages, and how much you actually like anime.
>>28020067
>live
Britain
>any other languages
no, tried and failed to learn moon multiple times
>how much you actually like anime
I don't like anything
I think I only watched K On for mio it's honestly really bad show
>>28020092
Why did you fail and give up a few times, are you a NEET, and why do you think you don't like anything? That's even harder to believe than you actually being a girl, quite frankly.
Do you have a hairy pussy ?
>>28020199
>why did you fail and give up a few times
too much effort
>NEET?
Yes.
>don't like anything
because I'm depressed, google anhedonia
lel at everyone in this thread who actually believes OP is a female and not an obese neckbeard faggot desperate for attention.
>>28020226
Are you an attention whore in real life, too? Why are you even here roastie?
>>28019373
Since you like anime; have you seen, and if so did you like, Kill La Kill or Attack on Titan?
What is your sexual orientation and preferences?
What is it like to live in the U.K.? I have heard that London especially is a terrible place to live.
Do you have an opinion on some men being turned on by British accents?
What are your goals in life?
>>28020250
>AoT
not my thing
>Kill la Kill
breddy gud
>sexual orientation
crying and masturbating on my own, probably bisexual
>what is it like to live in the UK
cold and wet
>London
full of muslims
>Do you have an opinion on some men being turned on by British accents?
It's just an exotic thing really, Americans especially seem to view British as "exotic" and "intellectual", it doesn't bother me though
>goals in life
to die
>>28020226
Since you're NEET, I'm going to assume you still live with at least one parent, how is that for you? Do you have at least a decent relationship with them? Also, we're gonna shoot for the fences and ask why you're that depressed?
>tfw you realize OP is 3DPD
>>28019373
why dont you just fuck off and kill yourself already?
>>28020312
>how is that for you
totally fine, I live with my mother and she's very nice and supportive, and we get on well.
>why you're that depressed
I was never that popular in school, underperformed gradewise, got depressed and dropped out. Then my feelings of worthlessness have just gotten more and more intense since then.
>>28019373
you rolled a 3, that means you're the slutfigures
>>28020437
Rolling?the robot can gargle my chode
>>28020437
I don't even know what that means but I dig it Anonorino
>>28020437
rawl
originigger
>>28020426
You're luckyas am Ito have a mother like that. They can really make it easier to deal with everything. I appreciate your co-operation with my research, and hope you find the strength and motivation to break out of your depression sometime soon.I'd probably ask more but I'm out of time for now, but if you want to continue the conversation later today, send me an email at [email protected]
>>28020560
See you around anon!
>>28020055
she's only good for rape
I want to smell her front butt.
>>28020555
AWWWWYIS NIGGER I want the career girl, the "nerd" and imma use my bonus points to turn the nerd into a slut! Life's good.
my life has some meaning now
>>28020629
What is the front butt?
>>28020437
Do it boss u can roll me bby
>go into thread
>attention whore with no proof that you are even a roastie
The fuck is your goal
>>28019373
Do you realize that your pussy blood attracts sharks?
Have you ever tried to put a little of your pussy chum in the water to try to get someone eaten?
Shark week comes every month with girls lIke you. Gtfo my beach.
Maybe the Muslims have a shark proof system
>>28019391
dubs for /v/, nuke that shitty board
>>28020822
>Do you realize that your pussy blood attracts sharks?
yes
>Have you ever tried to put a little of your pussy chum in the water to try to get someone eaten?
no
>Shark week comes every month with girls lIke you. Gtfo my beach.
I don't go to the beach
>Maybe the Muslims have a shark proof system
then you'll have to pray five times a day and they'll take away your doujins
>>28020859
Please do this.
>>28019952
I know ur not ugly
>>28019391
/tv/ pls
>>28019373
How wide is you vagina?
>>28019474
Bait confirmed. Saw a thread like this a will ago. The "girl" will talk cheerfully, use exclamation marks when its not needed, etc to draw the illusion of a cute girl, but will slip some reactions like seen in the quoted post to achieve max butthurt.
>>28020859
I'm still convinced that behind every shark attack on a surfer dude, there's an angry girl nearby shaking her pussy around in little circles, like a dance, with goobers of thick pussy blood shooting off in his direction. ...
She rides the shitty girl wave back to shore, while the man waits for a bigger / perfect wave. Then BAM. pussy blood shark attack.
Admit it. That's your plan.
>>28020930
In what world is telling someone who doesn't like anime to go to reddit bait? If you hate anime that much get the hell off 4chan.
>>28020943
anon what the fuck is wrong with you, that is some messed up shit my dude
>>28020944
Its the pattern of posting that stands out. The exact same reactions and typing style have been used before in other confirmed b8 threads.
>>28019373
Will you give me a pair of your dirty panties
>>28020956
I go to the beach. This affects me.
>>28020974
it's cuteposting, it's what lonely people who like anime do. s-sorry .
>>28020956
You are such a dumb SHALLOW cunt.
You are absolutely pathetic, you lowly degenerate woman.
Go on ignore me all you want, you tailless imp : )
>>28021035
(you)
(you)
(y-o-u)
I have a lot of mio but a few of the others
>>28021073
go get fucking raped you piece of SHIT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
why is every female that doesnt have a bf so cold, weird and awkward toward me but girls who are dating are super friendly and warm towards me and can actually keep a conversation going? this is a literal fact in my life and im seriously losing any interest in dating because of it.
I really like this one. The only tier list I have is mio and then everyone else. But I don't dislike any of them
>>28020437
Cmoooon tomboy or dumpy-chan
>>28021150
there's nothing wrong with mio she's just not my personal favourite
>>28021310
THEN YOU WON'T MIND THIS!!!she doesn't like crawfish
>>28019373
I'm curious about one thing.
What's your reason to call attention to your gender and to yourself?
>>28021338
no I don't mind i think it's a very nice picture!
>>28021360
>be lonely
>mention gender
>dozens of (you)s
it's that simple
>>28021627
I HAVE SOMETHING THAT YOU WON'T LIKE!!!
>>28021670
try again, kiddo.
*unsheathes anime*
>>28021697
p-pl-please stop
>>28020437
repeating 0s GET
>>28020437
Rolling for great justice. And apparently my comment isn't long enough...
>>28021722
Okay, okay, I quit. It's over.
>>28021755
You were really starting to scare me Ritsu!
>>28021772I'm scared that if I post any more rare ritsus I will be banned for avatarfagging, I had fun though Mio-chan
>>28019373
Getto du fuckku outto
>>28021800
D-do you want to watch anime with me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CejaCa6Eewc
>>28019373
Do you prefer boots or converse
Post your boots with time stamp
>>28020437
roll
very originial comment desu
>>28020092
What part of the UK are you from familia?
>>28019391
Rolling, you should put on the pic where the Bomb originated from maybe a list of boards it's been to.
Describe how this image makes you feel.
>>28025297
ew ew put it away
>>28025297
glad because I'm not a dickpic-sharing faggot hihi
