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>mystery.jpg
everybody gather round and observe the shitposting stacy bitch that you all hate so much
>tfw no stacybitch mystery.jpg gf
LEFT AND RIGHT LOOK SAME
Hay guize!!!
Fembot here!
{:3c
please let me eat out your assholes, sempais!
>tfw forever alone
/dickbrag/ general
What's it like having a tiny dicklet? How is it knowing girls will always prefer a real cock like mine over your puny shit?
>>24581061
Jesus shit what have you done to your foreskin?
>>24581086
Holy shit every time I post you cutfags come out of the woodwork crying about my foreskin. I get it, you have a tiny dick and are jealous girls like mine more than yours. Insult some other part of me instead of my foreskin though, it makes you look retarded dude.
>>24581161
Mate that actually looks like it's fucked.
Who here is /selfimproving/
Share your stories of failure/success.
I started riding my old bike, some of my stress is gone.
Fuck off with your "improvement" normalshit.
>>24581046
I want to fuck a NEP
18 months ago I was a hopeless NEET with vague plans of faking my death to escape crushing student debt and an inability to get work.
Then I joined the military, went through hell, and I recently bought a house. So far nobody's literally stabbed me in the back but I'm still keeping my guard up. I'm paying off my debt as quickly as I can.
>hi anon
>oh hey Stacy how are you doing
>me and a few other girls are going to go skinny dipping later wanna come? we have beer
>no thank you I'd rather stay at home by myself in my room discussing banjo kazooie on the internet with strangers
WHAT THE HECK 14 YEAR OLD ME
>>24581044
2 years ago a qt brunette said she liked my hair and I kind of autismed right out of there.
Still regret it tbqh
>>24581101
I feel you tbqh
>>24581044
>be 15
>boutta be my birthday 2 weeks from now
>no parents
>invite crush
>says yes
>fast forward: Night of party
>dad even gave me a condom
>20-30 of us all chillin and having a good time
>crush pulls me to the side for a moment
>"anon, I wanna see your room"
>"lol no we're all chilling down here"
>"pleeeeease take me to your room"
>"No"
>crush fucks off
>mfw I could see my dad's disappointment on his face when I gave him the condom back
It fucking haunts me to this day.
Do you like GIRL cock /r9k/?
>>24580916
of course, i love it
STOP POSTING GAY SHIT EVERY OTHER FUCKING THREAD IS A GOD DAMN TRAP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24580948
What do you mean, I haven't posted on 4Chan in weeks?
This board is full of lonely, autistic guys. Why not just date an autistic girl?
I am not as autistic as your might think.
>>24580814
>Why not just date an autistic girl?
same reason as any other girl
they've no interest in us either
Because they are fucking gross.
What do you guys think?
I've never grown my beard out much more than this, I want to grow a big beard for winter.
>>24580724
At least you can fucking grow facial hair. All I can ever get is a shitty little goatee
>>24580765
I appreciate that I can grow facial hair, I just dont want to look like an autist with thin pube beard
>You gotta love yourself before anyone can love you, anon!
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF AND DIE
>>24580665
tb h lad you just need to not sperg out like your anime faggot there. hate yourself as much as you want but that's your own business, to be expressed only alone. nobody wants to hear that shit
>>24580718
So I just need to lie
>>24581126
fake it till you make it
easier said than done but thats just how it is
>no job
>no NEETbux
>no friends
>no gf
>mfw
Atleast if I fight for ISIS I'll get my 42 virgins in heaven, right?
that was a western translation error. you get 42 grapes. look it up.
I've thought about this myself. it seems that most recruits cross through jarabulus. I'm don't know if the turkish border guards just let anyone pass. you probably have to be accompanied by someone whos already a member. But I have no idea how to contact them. maybe through twitter or something.
They'll never accept you as one of their own. You'll just be some useless westerner that they'll use as cannon fodder.
YOUNG PEOPLE FUCKING LEAVE
HSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is 22 young?
>>24580511
I'm 23 so basically a grandpa
>>24580971
Fuck off, kiddo. I'm 32.
Dubs decides if I become a heroin addict or a wageslave
heroin addict. more enjoyable, and you'll probably live longer.
>>24580471
be a wageslave, seen my brother be a heroin addict and it aint worth it
Dab addict
I am a leader at 'Redpilgrim', a settlement in the works. We will buy land in the southeast US, get jobs in the surrounding towns, farm our land, and live a quaint happy semi off grid lifestyle.
The kicker about this is that all the people who are joining us are being recruited from boards on 4chan. We have hit /pol/ and talked to some [s4s] namefriends. Our goal is to take salvageable young people (who aren't leftist manchildren) and teach them shit, give them a task in a functioning community.
Now while all of this is not ensured to succeed, much planning has gone into it, and much fun has been had between those of us who have been working on it. /pol/ was convinced we were either a FBI trap, or some scheme to lure people to the woods and 'sell their organs on the deep web'. While we tried to ensure them that wasn't the case, many of the paranoid neo-Nazis refused to remove their tinfoil helmets.
My purpose for coming here is to trial balloon. I would like to see the general response to hearing an idea like this, and I will man this station to answer any questions you have about Redpilgrim.
I am not here to recruit.
I am here to gauge interest in an idea like this, and observe what your board has to say about this. Would you be willing to live innawoods? Would /r9k/ dislike the idea of hard work? Do you plan to escape NEETship?
Ask away, I will be here.
how will you keep out redditors?
self sustaining?
is it going to be like christiania?
how would the leadership work?
>>24580456
>how will you keep out redditors?
Extensive screening before people join, we literally must befriend you. Also enough physical tests to make it feel like bootcamp. Redditors not welcome.
>self sustaining?
That's the goal. Year one will not be self sustaining. It will be a tough year and we will likely fail at many things. We will learn from mistakes and get used to farming, spending money wisely, ect.
>is it going to be like christiania?
Unfamiliar. Link me.
>how would the leadership work?
If it is a small group, leadership won't be an issue. Certain people are simply better leaders naturally, and others respond better to having orders. I am a great leader, but I will not be bossy. The goal is to make this feel less like boring ole life. People will do what they're told when their well being depends on it.
>>24580540
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freetown_Christiania
would the people vote on a leader? a parliament of sorts? minorities cool?
would people be able to come and go?
>Final Exams next week
>Literally cannot study
>No motivation to
>4.0 down the drain
How's your Thanksgiving break going, /r9k/?
>>24580397
Just cram a few hours before the exam when you are actually motivated famoroni
I got a vasectomy today.
>>24580434
How much was it, how long can you not fap for, and how long before safely nutting in a girl and guaranteed no prego?
>want to make something creative
>see other peoples' works
>they're infinitely better than any of my attempts
>give up
Instead of comparing yourself to the bests, compare yourself to the worst. If autistic bronies are able to create their Sonic X Fluttershy crossover Naruto fanfiction and share it with the world, you can write/draw/program whatever you want to do too. Even if you never get an audience, creation is good for the soul and mind.
>>24580129
>see their product of years of practice, finesse, and refinement
>cry because your 1-week doodle is shit
Your problem is perspective.
>>24580129
art isn't a competition bro.
Do you ever fall asleep hoping that you won't wake up?
>>24580119
Every night family
Nearly everyday, and then I spend the first hour of waking up just rolling around in bed, hoping to go back to sleep because I never want to wake up
mhmm all the time
