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Why do we love Sam Hyde? I don't get it
He had a handful of good, funny videos, but it's like 3% of his output. 97% of his stuff is completely retarded.
We don't.Blah blaa blah muted
Didn't you hear he shot some people at a BLM riot?
>tfw you find out your waifu has ugly feet
NO!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>see a gril with her shoes off for the first time
>worried they'll be ugly and that's why she always has shoes
>tfw they're cute
Almost makes me wish I had a foot fetish
>crush has her feet on my lap
>dangles her flats off her toes
>her feet smell bad
>>24580001
>smelling bad
>not the same as smelling good
You a pleb, my friend?
WHY ARE EURASIANS SO CUTE?
They have the best of both qualities.
Are you sure that's a female?
>>24578726
She's a model/actress in Japan. QT af
>>24578780
Her white genes gave her that man jaw
>mfw a 15yo girl keeps texting me to hang out
![[HorribleSubs] Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai - 01 [720p].mkv_snapshot_06.55_[2014.10.09_00.19.25].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aPoJupH.jpg "[HorribleSubs] Daitoshokan no Hitsujikai - 01 [720p].mkv snapshot 06.55 [2014.10.09 00.19.25]")
>mfw op is a faggotThis comment is original desu
hold old are you op?
>>24578524
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgFeZr5ptV8
liam the depressed security guard again, ask me anything
>>24578434
more pics of your dog pls
post pictures of you dog liam
>>24578496
ill see if i have some more give me a minute
In 5 months, I will be moving to a comfy city in Texas & will be trying to change my life around, why aren't robots trying to improve their lives?
>tfw mommy is going to buy me a house once i get through my legal issues
>>24578249
What legal issues?
>moving to texas in spring
>just in time for summer to shove it's whole cock up your ass
Would you robots?
She's here tonight.
>>24578166
That's a weird looking Bingo hall.
pls no im not a degenerate
She looks like someone I had a crush on once before.
Hey robots, here's a tip for you. If you ever get a gf make sure to make her wear a chasity belt that only you have the key to. This way she can never cheat on you and it makes you seem like a dom.
>>24578038
i sense extreme autism in this thread.
How does she pee
She should also put a cage on you and keeps the key as well.
Does my ex miss me? She visited me at work but didnt say hi, we havent seen each other in 2 years and we just started talking again through facetime and whatever. she keeps telling me im one of her only friends and her other friends are boring and lame.
is she trying to pull me in as an orbiter? because i dont play that.
>>24578019
shes trying to make u an orbiter desu
>>24578036
this.
She just wants you to buy her some food
>>24578019
>52 unread messages
REEEEEEEE
What is your excuse for having penis under 7"?
If you're fucking a girl with anything under 6", you're basically rubbing clits.
Keep in mind, jelqing has been proven 100% effective.
>>24577994
I'm 5'3", have 7", feels good man, looks massive on me.
>>24578066
>5'3
Too bad you'll never get to use it buddy.
>>24577994
Jelqing doesn't work and makes your penis look deformed
>literally everything women does revolves around their appearance/sex appeal/being cute/being wanted by men
>spend all day every day taking pictures of themselves and soliciting attention from men for existing
>claim to be equals of men
>want respect
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>tell them this
>they respond with "But men do it too!"
>implying I consider those "men" my equal either
It's a man's world. No one is going to hire some ugly broad. Get real. At least I know where I place in society so I can weasel my way into having a reasonably decent life
>>24578029
>It's a man's world
Because men fucking built it.
Go build your own civilisation.
Oh wow. I turned down a girl.
So some backstory. I look decently attractive, maybe 8/10, but am incredibly socially awkward. This Thanksgiving, I was at my parents. Since most of my family lives on the other side of the country, my parents invited a bunch of friends.
>Be me.
>Autistic as fuck. But can hide my social awkwardness for periods of time.
>Parents friends have a daughter.
>Don't like their personality at all, not my "type." (I know, beggars can't be choosers.)
>Here's the thing: she was obviously into me. For example: fake laughed at a bad holocaust joke.
>Also, saw that I had a GameStop receipt. Looked at it, and made a comment about how cool gaming was, despite the fact that it's not socially acceptable for someone beyond the age of ten to be into pokemon beyond the "I'm so nerdy! Look at my, I need attention" thing some girls do, or casual gaming.
>Kept getting close to me, or finding some excuse to touch me.
>I tried to show that I wasn't interest because I'm too beta to do actually say it. Even when I played games, she just watched me.
>She asked if I had a girlfriend. I said no.
>Then showed shock when I mentioned that I've never had one.
So far, not too out of the normal. But here are when things get worse.
>My cousins and her daughter are here.
>She's like four? I'm not good with ages. Could talk and stuff.
>She is easily entertained. Chase her a bit.
>She gets the idea to chase me. Whatever. Kind of fun I guess. Demeaning to be the one entertaining the children, but I get along better because they don't judge.
>It gets time for the first girl's family to leave. Have to catch an airplane or whatever.
>Everyone is saying goodbyes. "I enjoyed your pie!" "Can't wait to see you again!"
>the four year old is chasing me.
>The first girl wants to have one last chance to make contact with me or something.
>Yells out, "Anon, come give me a hug! I'm leaving!"
I'm about the hit the word limit, so I guess this is part one. Pic unrelated.
>>24577877
>>Autistic as fuck
boy, you got that right.
>>24577934
I second this, I see nothing wrong with the girl
>>24577877
Fucking chad,a girl notices you and you don't even care.
1. Go here: http://underviewed.com/
2. Find an interesting video, or one that gives you feels or something
3. Share it with us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j76SqyhpRH0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ryK1AmupSM
top kek
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qgjHKKpV3wk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9ky468NhCc
Robots, how do I cure my porn and masturbation addiction? Just spent the last four hours on Chaturbate jerking off for strangers on my channel because I want the attention from older closeted men. Came three times. In between each jerk off session I just watched hardcore porn the whole time and fantasized about cumming on feet. Literally could have done anything else with my Friday night, including going out and actually socializing with women. I don't even charge for tokens on Chaturbate. I just do it for free.
HOW DO I ESCAPE FROM THIS PRISON?
Pic related: Kennedy Leigh, my current porn crush
This one's nice too
Kennedy Leigh is disgusting
>>24577771
I strongly disagree... the dirtier the better
welcoming to the boring thread. No interesting content allowed
this thread is a bit boring desu
I posted on 4chan today.
I went to the factory outlet on the highway and bought some cheap work jeans.
