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>tfw you realize you're fucking retarded

why didn't anyone tell me?
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They didn't want to hurt your feelings
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>tfw quite smart in some ways
>completely retarded in others
Is this what being an autist feels like?
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>>24576631
thats literally autism

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You have 10 seconds to name one thing women do better than men that isn't related to sex, making men love them, or motherhood

One single thing
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Writing young adult fiction about wizards.
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>>24576396
Honestly cant
Women are useless besides for giving birth
Men make the most comfy others, better workers, singers, writers, producers of anything.
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>>24576396
>motherhood
women are terrible at raising children

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What video games are you robots playing?
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ANSWER ME YOU FUCKS
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I finished Ni No Kuni yesterday. Next I'm going to play Dragon Age Origins since I missed out on it until now.
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>2016
>Playing vidya
>Not playing real life

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Anyone else worry that if they get a gf they wouldn't be able to trust them? Honestly I hear so many cheating stories and got screwed over enough times that I wonder if I'm even capable of trusting women, or anyone else for that matter.
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I don't even try for women anymore because I know I'd never be able to trust them.

Their instincts are to find the best mate, and I'm hideous. They could cheat on me with like 80% of the male population and never think twice about it.
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not so much gf

if i suspect infidelity i'll just dump them on the spot

wife trust? yes. because then she can take my shit/my kid

fuck marriage
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Buddy. I've been in that particular pit for the past nine years.

I had an abusive parent at home, and was bullied throughout middleschool when it got really bad and abandoned by my "friends" who decided to pick on me to fit with the popular crowd. This kind of helped reinforce the idea that I can't trust other people. It's an instinctive kind of mistrust too. I can try to rationalize it away, but it never really does leave.

If anything it helped me come to terms with the fact that I'm going to be alone. Because even if I found someone I genuinely liked I know I wouldn't be able to trust them, and without trust I wouldn't find the companionship I'd want in a relationship. It helped me to drop the fixation I had in relationships/significant others as well as throw the pressure society puts on you to get a girlfriend when you're young out the window.

Does it mean I'll be alone forever though? Who knows. I decided try not to think about it anymore, since there's no point. I doubt there'll be anyone who'll make me actually trust them. And if there is, it'll probably be someone as broken as I am.

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This ugly deformed hambeast thing has a boyfriend and I'm pretty sure they're getting engaged. If the tables were turned, this guy would never get a female to even look at him let alone court him.

So tell me /r9k/ what's stopping you from lowering your standards to god awfulness in exchange for companionship?
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I am a stubbornly prideful man
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>Implying I didn't lower my standards
>Implying it worked
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>work retail
>see all kinds of couples together
>become more resentful and bitter

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Snek court is now in session
lol
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>>24576141
fuk off m8 i didn't steal da dubs yah wanker
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>>24576222
nice recurring numerical digits :)
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>>24576222
you stole mah trips nigger, i speak you guilty

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fat NEET here, i'm going out on a food adventure... will post pics when i get back in an hour, stay tuned.
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>>24575972
I hope to see your update anon.
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>>24575972

Hours gone, where's the pics mane?
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why did you make the thread now then

Who else had crooked teeth, got braces, fixed the teeth, then got crooked teeth again from not wearing your retainer for long enough?
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I let my tongue push just my bottom front two out pretty far
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How long are you supposed to wear the retainer?
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>>24575889
Depends, probably like 2 years would have been good

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Yo neet fags. Honestly; What would you actually do if your parents just took away internet service?
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Get a library card and read shitty books all day.
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>not getting free satellite internet
go to /g/ they'll tell you how.
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Read, program, study my language more, go through all those pirated textbooks, work through my backlogs. It would be a good thing really.

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>tfw still afraid to look people in the eye even on 10mg Klonopin
>my psychiatrist finds it weird that even benzos don't alleviate my social anxiety
>tfw life is going to be like this forever
There's just no hope for me, is there?
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Get a job working in sales. Forced me to learn how to interact with people
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maybe you're an aspie bro
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>>24575753

This. Eventually you'll grow out of it

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is it normal to go to a bar alone, or is that considered totally lame?
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Order straight whiskey and sit silently at the bar. You'll look like a cool guy. Make sure to bring your fedora.
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better than going to the cinema alone
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>>24575482
I do this all the time. Did it yesterday actually. Out was pretty depressing sitting there alone just hoping a girl would talk to me, nobody did besides the bartender.

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>Umm, no. Because there's just that power imbalance

1:51
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ3NzjE6e0s

What did she mean by this?
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>expecting me to watch the video
>not just summarizing it in text
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she means that since it's a fan they won't be able to see each other on equal terms
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>>24575483
She says she would not date a fan

Reason being because any guy beta enough to be a fan of some uninteresting attention-whore vlogger is going to be antithetical to Chad-- a complete beta loser that no women would ever want to be even close to unless it's to be their friend like a brother they never had, though she puts it much more nicely

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Who /dontbelonghere/ here?

> In IT course
> thought I was popular amongst my college peers
> fairly large circle of friends
> we hang out every few weeks drinking and get haf
> one friend keeps talking about some starwars table top rpg
> everyone is in on it and get together and play
> i wasn't invited because I've never seen starwars

Now I'm home alone eating shite food instead of talking to my friends and getting drunk on tatooine
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>>24575422
Well watch star wars then
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>>24575562
i dont have a vcr
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>>24575614
So? Watch it on something else.

Is this a tranny? I can never tell with Asians.srs question.
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def hard to tell, but those hips look pretty female.
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>>24575275
E) Not enough information to correctly answer the question
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the fact that you care means you're insecure, if it looks feminine, and you're straight, then you should be attracted regardless, just get over it man, its not gay to like girls

Where they robots?
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>>24575233

They had friends so no. Just failed chads.
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Failed normies. Robots don't even give a fuck about other people.
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Didn't they have girlfriends?

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