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I'm 5'5 and have a 4.5" dick.
What chance do I even have in life?
>tfw 5'8" and 6.5" x 5"
Are you cute? You can become my bottom bitch.
>tfw 5'4 and 6.5" x 6"
is /r9k/ into any hard drugs?
the internet mostly
>>24582773
that's gatorade
you mean like DXM?
welp. who on here is this?
So the meme is true brah?
>>24582602
i had hair like that when i was 18
i started to bald shortly later
you can tell that his hairline is already receding a bit at the temples
>mfw its real
ONE OF US
How the fuck do you quit smoking?
I doubled up on my smoking with the idea that i would make myself sick of them and it's actually kind of working especially with full flavor menthols, I'm starting not to feel satisfied after smoking one all i can think is eww.
Be a person of strong will, noble character, and consistent determination.
Why would you want to? Don't you enjoy being a REAL MAN and getting 9000 pussy a day?
Do you find it good?
>>24582384
cue dog gore
My dog is my only remaining source of joy in life.
>>24582384
I have a big dog so its some responsibility but overall id say fairly enjoyable theyre cute and stuff
> tfw the woman you love is Lesbian.
How do I cope with this feel?
Listen to Pink Triangle by Weezer
Cuomos got u bruh
at least you don't have to worry about her getting dicked. You can sleep at night knowing she's having cute girlsex instead of getting her face covered in chad's DNA.
>implying it makes a difference
You won't fuck her anyways.
What are your living arrangements?
>section 8 with two borderline retarded guys
>one is always knocking on my door when I'm drunk, trying to talk about nonsense.
>other keeps to himself and is mystery
Live in 2br apt with gf
>1000 Sq Foot Apartment in Seattle
>In a nice old duplex. Only one neighbor, not 100.
>Private entrance
>Yard
>Driveway
>Few miles from downtown
>Live with wife and cat
it's /comfy/
>>24582306
Better than with my parents
Lets have another one of these threads.
>>24582262
>>>/soc/ for fucks sake
>>24582262
>educatinal books
>all that horrible everything
Jesus christ no wonder you're fucking single.
>>24582262
>female
Typical
These dubs are for you roach
I'll take them, but I won't care.
Sure, I'll humor you. But deep down I don't give one single fuck.
>>24581561
The joke is on you roach, you sit there and mock me but my intelligence is far greater than you could ever comprehend you are just a pawn among a board of kings and i shape how the game turns out, every single turn is determined by me now check em
>>24581539
>>24581561
end your lives asap
>grandpa on my dads side killed himself
>great grandpa on my moms side killed himself
>both parents be alcoholics
>all my grandparents be alcoholics
>my mom and my grandma addicted to Xanax
>my dad has tried to kill himself
>my grandpa on my moms side has tried to kill himself
>none of the above have any stable relationship
>be me
>18
>dropped out of high school
>already been to rehab
>already attempted suicide
>had a girlfriend but her meth addicted mom killed her
and her sister
What's it like to have good genes?
Holy fuck man, that sounds brutal.
>>24581501
I love you for using this meme
jesus m80
I thought my family history of suicide was enough to tell me I shouldn't reproduce.
Imagine if it all ended with you.
So.....I'm at a sad party
Start crying on the couch and ask black woman to hold you gently.
But I'm too drunk anon
Drink/eat some and you'll feel a little better
How do I break the ice?
>>24581458
WANT AN AXE TO BREAK THE ICE
>>24581458
>Hi, I'm [name].
>>24581604
WANNA COME DOWN RIGHT NOW
>just lift and be confident and you will get girls, it's that easy brah
What else do normies lie about?
>just be urself brah, easy
>>24582388
i can't believe your single.
>>24581440
You'd probably still look better though m8.
>you will never have a loyal jewish gf
Does anyone else know this feel?
>loyal
>fucks BBC
>>24581435
>loyal
>jewish
>>24581445
What's disloyal about that?
ITT Post your current suicide note to be critiqued and critique others. You can only an hero once, so might as well make sure your note says what you want to say.
I've had this typed up for months now and I dont know when I plan on using it...
To whom it may concern,
It is with a heavy heart and an even heavier conscience that I write this. I know my actions may hurt the few left that care, but it is simply beyond my ability to continue this existence. Many may call it selfish, but I figure I owe it only to a myself to live a life of joy, and if I cannot, avoid a life of despair.
Everyday, I faced soul crushing loniless and depression. It may not seem like much, but I cannot live a life where it is my entire past, present, and future.
I feel as though my pain is too much for my friends and family to help me with anymore, and though I continue to struggle against it, I cannot endure it any longer.
To those who tried and failed to help, you are not to blame. It falls on me for my own happiness and no one owes it to me. The fact that I cannot even bring a genuine smile to another person's face, let alone my own, speaks volumes of my capabilities, or rather the lack there of.
The world owes a person nothing. Everything that they desire and long for, must be fought for. Despite wanting nothing more than basic happiness, I still fail to achieve it, leaving me with nothing more than worthless possessions and mind filled with the regrets of poor life decisions of the past. I cannot continue a life where I am too weak, too much of a coward and a push over, to obtain my one true desire.
I just wanted to make a change, and this is the only one im capable of.
Goodbye forever.
-signed Anon
Y'all are fucking disgraceful, entitled little shits. If you're having a bad time then go the fuck outside. You have nothing to lose if you're already thinking about killing yourself, get the fuck out there and do ANYTHING and fucking EVERYTHING you have ever wanted to do. Fuck the consequences man.
You dumb fucking stupid idiot morons just get so cooped up in your autistic little systems that you don't realize you aren't in fucking chains.
Is it edgy to not leave one? I always wanted it to be kind of ambiguous in the hopes that everyone would just blame themselves.
