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DAILY REMINDER WOMEN ARE TRASH, ROBOTS
>women think it's ok to use a potential partner as a bargaining chip in order to get Chad to commit
>women will happily settle for someone else when they can't get Chad
>women will do anything for Chad's validation, including sexual activities they wouldn't dream of doing for betabux
This thread is a total gender divide. Woman literally do not understand what was wrong about what that woman did.
https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3inooc/update_looked_up_my_girlfriends28f_instagram/?sort=confidence
Every time a covert roastie here tells you these stories are fake remember that this thread is indicative of how women actually think. It's a mindset.
FUEL ME SENPAI
I NEED HATE
>Females want the man that other females want because it signalizes status and attractiveness.
What happens when female sexual desire is liberated is not an increase in the total amount
of sex available to men, but a redistribution of the existing supply. Society
becomes polygamous. A situation emerges in which most men are desperate
for wives, but many women are just as desperately throwing themselves at a
very few exceptionally attractive men. These men, who have always found it
easy to get a mate, now get multiple mates.
>>24585308
STOP MAKING ME SAD GOD DAMN IT
>>24585308
83478234789234753487589375893748573489dfkljgklg
I think the record needs to be set straight on who IS and who is NOT a robot, and by extension, who IS and who is NOT a member of this community.
To qualify as a robot, you must:
- BE MALE
- have never had a girlfriend
- have no more than 3 friends (and that's pushing it)
- have never kissed, fucked, or partook in ANY sexual or closely intimate behavior with a female (excluding prostitutes)
- be neurodiverse, otherwise you're just a normie who is too lazy to be social instead of a person truly incapable of normalcy
Fembots DO NOT EXIST. Women CANNOT be robots, period. End of discussion.
If you've had sex with a non-prostitute female, even if she was fat or autistic or retarded or your sister or whoever, YOU ARE NOT A ROBOT.
These criteria aren't hard to wrap your head around. Read them, reread them, and then take a few moments to digest them.
I check out on all of those, but I think defining who and who isn't a robot shows that you have enough apathy to give a shit which is somewhat counterintuitive to your goal. Either way it doesn't really matter who's a robot or not, because people will keep calling themselves one while they're here regardless of their situation.
do online friends count?
original please robot
>>24585090
>- have no more than 3 friends (and that's pushing it)
Fuck off, if you have friends you are not a robot
http://elliot-rodger.wikia.com/wiki/Elliot_Rodger_Wikia
Let's build a comprehensive source of information on the Supreme Gentleman
>>24584925
I feel sick just looking at his face. I wish i could have punched him in the face before he had his temper tantrum
>>24584985
What? Why? Do you know anything about the man? Fuck off you hothead piece of shit.
someone be sure to make an article about his sunglasses
If US prisons are so bad then why does he look chubbier and more well-nourished today than when he first went into prison?
anti psychotics cause weight gain
>>24584914
He's on different meds, and commissary is a thing
all the sperm he swallowed had to go somewhere
Why will I die alone robots?
> pic related
I like her
Her sister liked me
I liked both
I like her more
i've never actually seen a wild conversation of a teenager embarrassing himself through showing 4chan to others
nice
You need to be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>24584891
I love sending pics too, anon.
Avatarfagging is fun.
TFW wife fell asleep with her head on my lap again.
why do you wish to hurt me in this way?
>>24584843
Because a broken man can rebuild himself into something new.
>>24584755
shes asian, nice job OP
>wake up
>see news
>normies who you used to have class with die in a car crash
HUHUHOHOHOHOHOH GET REKT FAGGOTS HAHAHAHAHA
>owning a smart phone
No, OP, you are the normie.
>>24584748
yeah and they'll have hundreds at their funeral and yours will have zero
even in death normies will have it better than you
>>24584748
maybe that's why nobody likes you
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Have you met these guys?
They fuck the 9/10's emo/rave/rocker/hippie chicks
Arguably they are having better sex & drugs than normal Chads
>me
>not proud of myself or my style
managed to fuck a real model at my peak. altchad is the best way to pull grills above your own social strata
Chad is everywhere. You can't escape him with by making an alternative scene or unique hobby. If there are grills around, they will find a way.
They're also mostly non-white, while the regular Chad is white.
The white alternative guys are often beta manlets who don't fit in anywhere else.
>18 Years Old
>No debt
>4K in bank
>no degree
>stopped school at 15
Any hope left?
>>24584598
Assuming your in the US. My advice: Move to North Dakota, Texas, or Alaska. There are plenty of jobs that require someone young and willing to work hard. Probably the only good thing about the US left.
>>24584659
this or retail until you're old and regret your choice
>>24584659
>advice from 2 years ago
There is a robot skype group going on at the moment.
A proper robot skype group:
-Strictly no orbiting
-Grills who try to get orbiters are kicked (most are kicked in general for being worthless)
-Process is if you get along you stay
Add: drawanon
Other posters to follow with more info
we talk about feels, hate on women and play vidya sometimes
>>24584595
please bear in mind that the group is always shitposting LIVE for a while after a thread because of tons of people joining. It settles after a few days due to people leaving/getting kicked.
no one is going to force you to use voice chat, we rarely ever touch cam, but theres usually 1/2 calls a day depending on activity.
it's perfectly fine to join call and just listen.i will personally kick you if you're so loud and obnoxious that no one else can speak because you talk over everyone though.
>>24584595
>removing girls from a group skype chat of internet strangers in order to feel some power over women
lol
and no thanks, i dont wanna sit around listening to autists talk
Who else /human garbage/ here?
who /doesn't deserve to live/?
Reporting. It's a good thing you don't need to deserve things to have them or I would have died years ago.
I continue to live because of the generosity of my family and of society.. and yet I still want to end it all some days. Being human garbage isn't my ideal way of life but I don't know what I am supposed to do to "deserve" life, be self sufficient and gain the means to keep myself alive by my own accord? Fuck that. That sounds a whole lot like work. I think I'll keep refreshing this here r9k page instead.
human garbage right here
>>24584364
>Fuck that. That sounds a whole lot like work.
It's not even really that, it's more like once you're dead, it's all over and is 100% meaningless.
There's no reason to live unless for the sake of another person desu
I really want to lose my virginity to another virgin that I fell in love with. Other things in my life haven't gone well and I've compromised but I am not willing to do it for this. In reality it probably won't happen. I will kill myself over this; I don't see myself making it past 25. It keeps eating away at me and time keeps running out. Don't know why I am sharing this. Thanks guys.
>>24584289
Lol
Youre a faggot op
>>24584289
atleast kill yourself over truly being alone throughout your whole life. Virginity is stupid shit to killyourself over.
>>24584289
Here is a piece of advice from someone older than you.
Get with a girl and have sex. Try seeing her for a couple of months. Learn how to flirt, how to escalate situations, how to go from talking to having sex.
Then, move on and get with a girl you truly want to be with. If you don't do it like that, chances are you'll blow it, even if you manage to find the girl of your dreams. Girls in general, and inexperienced girls in particular, will expect the man, i.e. you, to know what you're doing. It is way easier to get the necessary experience with a girl that you don't care about too much.
Bridget Regan and Jess Biel are among my favorite waifus as you might say
So qute
S0 friendly
These arms are made for sex
>go to mall
>no girls check me out at all. completely ignore me. Saw them looking past me to look at chads though (see, this would have caused me anxiety, but as a veteran robot, I'm already dead inside so it was expected).
>I think one actually called me creepy as I was walking by (wtf bitch).
>go shopping in stores for clothes because black friday
>try on some jackets
>store people are like "oh, you look so great in that" (the hell I do, fucking bitch, I look like shit).
>walk around some more
>buy a pretzel dog
>end up buying no clothes
>go home and fap
well, shit.
>>24584151
>2015
>going to the mall
I think I found your problem, OP.
>>24584151
I feel you man, that used to be me. I used to be too nervous to go into certain stores because I looked gross and didn't fit in with anyone who would shop there. That was a year ago. Then I got a good sense of fashion and got some style, today a cashier actually flirted with me.
>>24584189
>cashier
>flirted
lol, no
she was just making her 8 hours behind the till a little less shit by talking to you/everyone else
>Be on bus
>Average girl sitting next to me, I mean she's not ugly, but there's definitely nothing noticeable about her
>I'm actually pretty attracted to her because she looks really cute with her glasses on and is reading a history book, obviously not a clubslut
>Some random Chad (literally fucking Chad incarnate tuhbeeheych) walks up to her, sits down next to her and starts talking to her
>She's nervous at first, I feel bad for her
>Suddenly she starts laughing at his jokes, biting her lips and giggling
>He invites her out to a party he's having tonight
>She accepts
>mfw
Women cannot fucking be robots. If this average nerd girl got invited to a party by just fucking sitting on a bus, there is absolutely no way a girl can be a robot, you have to be phyisically deformed at this point to be even considered "unattractive"
>"Hey this girl's pretty cute"
>guy with balls comes along and actually makes a move and has success
>"wow what a fucking slut all women are whores bet she sucks dick all the time what a tramp"
Made me kek irl desu ty for the laugh m80
>>24584328
>Implying she wouldn't have rejected me
>Implying I'm not ugly as fuck
get a load of this C U C K
>>24584328
get fucking cancer
