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Post perfect 10/10 women
>>24572643
>make 0/10 troll threads
You definitely succeeded, mein freund.
We all already know she's a self-proclaimed slut.
>Pretty face
>chubby belly to cuddle
>massive tits
you have no excuse not to love fat women
This thread was a joke from the start.
Here's a legitimate contribution.
>post some initial D related stuff.
>doesnt matter what it is as long as it has to so with Initial D
Look at this shit right here
>>24572935
Thats dope. How old is it?
>>24572935
Oh man, I wish there was an arcade with Initial D machines close by.
>tfw you gave all your cards to your old oneitis
Who else is /too smart/ here?
I can't relate to anyone because everybody else is too stupid. It's so lonely.
>>24572396
yeah totally, the reason you have no friends is that you're too smart, that makes sense
>>24572396
Ever heard of protagonism theory OP?
We assume that we are great and everybody else is shit. Maybe if you spelt less time up your own asshole you would realise that you are not "too smart" and most people are in fact smarter than you.
2/10 made me reply.
That's like saying autistic kids dress well.
Nearly tomorrow edition
How are you spending your weekends?
>Drink
>hangover
>drink
>hangover
>dread going to work
same as every weekend
>>24572333
>he doesn't have to work weekends
Well forgive me Your Majesty, I apologise for any triggering that may have occurred
>Sleeping
>Gaming
>Eating shit that's not good for me
>Dreading the trip to London on Wednesday
Same sort of weekend as the norm, apart from the anxiety of the London excursion.
>What dude? You're sad because you don't have a girlfriend? Why don't you just get one then?
>>24572278
H-h-ha ha I forgot it's t-that easy
>>24573056
haha yeah i forgot it was that easy thanks chad you always know what to say man
*slowly reaching for revolver*
>Bro this is what you do, you speak to her at a house party, then when you're at the club just dance with her and then boom! Go for the make out bro!
How /fit/ are you robots?
The opposite
A skeleton
That guys arms look at least as big as my legs
>>24572266
You'll have the last laugh when he dies of a heart attack at 45
Last time I posted my body I was told I'm "almost dadbod".
Basically I'm too skinny to be builtfat, too athletic to be skinnyfat and not athletic or skinny enough to be ottermode.
ITT: times where we've felt trolled by another's stupidity.
>asking for password to use internet
>room mate mixes up the greater than and less than signs
>explain that they are two different symbols
>he tries to argue that they're interchangeable and ambiguous
>tries to trot out some philosophical bullshit because he refuses to admit he was wrong
>no, idiot
>greater than is greater than, less than is less than
>mfw I pull up a third grade level lesson plan to explain
>he still refuses to believe me
Anon, I think you're the dumb one here. As much as I hate normies, your room mate was right.
OP, you fool
1>2 = 1 is greater than 2
1>2 = 2 is less than 1
2<1 = 2 is less than 1
2<1 = 1 is greater than 2
Your roommate is right
You're a fucking idiot OP.
She said she loves the bbc
Mingling and the rest of her family
>>24572111
>Asian girl raised by a black mother
So half asian? She's too qt to be full Asian
>>24572205
Idk she looks full Asian to me
http://youtu.be/mg8Vn82m4JU
Is this the ulmitate meme fruit?mummy brings me these instead of tendies
>>24572105
Jesus Christ, dude!
Spoiler that shit!
I know it's just a fruit, but that seriously triggered my PTSD.
>>24572154
Just for you next time, lovely anon
Pomegranates increase testosterone production. Mummy wants grandchildren.
Who /genetic trash/ here?
>5' 7"
>halistosis
>Awkward
>Get fat really easily.
>Have a small dick
>High pitched voice.
Just kill me tbqhwyf
>>24572085
You are OP
>>24572085
Reporting in.
>biracial, only half white
>look like a greasy spic
>balding at 21, losing more every month
>severe scoliosis
>terrible acne and body acne
>because of my shit ancestry I have light skin but dark acne scars
>tremendous, eggman sized head
>big nose
>inbred puffy lips
>dull brown eyes
>one eyelid heavier than the other
>below average sized dick
>phimosis
I am literally trash.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zK_tnw3TnWk
Epic video which EVERY robot should watch and get their motivation from. Treat it as a full on movie as that is pretty much what it is. A behind the scenes look in Zyzz's short but epic life. The goof robot who succesfully transformed into Chad.
>>24572046
The God
fuark
>>24572046
>EVERY robot should watch and get their motivation from.
He was rank 14 in WoW. He had superior self-discipline by nature.
>>24572046
Was this the cripple dude who played w3 or no?
I can't believe he did this.
An abortion clinic shooting? Eggy, come on.
I believe the shooter was transgender
"Make 'em beg" Egg and Sam "jews better" Hyde can never be stopped
>>24571917
>active shooter
to be called active, you need to sweep the doritos off your shirt and get up off the couch
You robots get any good deals today?
How were the lines?
>tfw being poor in a third world country with 40%CPI
I'm not buying anything. I've bought many things over the years, and I'm just as miserable as before I had them.
Might buy some clothing online a little later but there hasn't been anything really worth actively going for.
Hey r9k,me again, I deleted the normiebook, I'm buying a new pair of shoes, life's gonna start turning around for me. What are some good shows I can watch and some good music to get into? I want to distract myself from my crippling loneliness that I thought I needed to replace with socialising, but I'm pretty sure I'm a bother to them all so I will be a loner instead.
Some shows that helped me become a normie were Wilfred, Breaking Bad and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Films that helped me were Golfinger, Barfly, Top Gun, Vanilla Sky. The last two are not very good but the main character is both a manlet and Chad.
I'm not a normie yet but I've got most of it down now.
>>24571757
What shoes are you buying? Can I help you choose? I really like shoes and I think a good pair really boosts confidence.
>>24571874
I loved Wilfred! As gay as this is it changed me, and i love elijah wood. And its always sunny is best show, never saw those movies but i will add them to my list. What other normiw tips do you have? I get pretty discouragee being so behind everyone else my age, even if it doesnt outwardly show.
What do you think of these guys?
>>24571724
Who the fuck are they? None of them look fuckable
>>24571724
looks like the reddit squad.
they make a pretty funny show
