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WHY exactly is not having a job and living with your parents such a dealbraker for cunts?
Golddigger much? lmao
>>29356491
would you want to pay for everything every time you wanted to do anything with a "cunt"? they don't either. pull your weight, deadbeat
>talk to a qt from Tinder for a couple of days
>she asks me if i live alone
>i respond "no"
>unmatched
>>29356551
I have money from my parents, bitch. If I want to take a cunt out, I can just ask them for 50 bucks or whatever. mom also lets me borrow her car
>be Femanon
>cute guy pays me 100$ for sex
>I would have sex with this guy anyway so it was easy money for me
>he couldn't stay hard the whole time
>my head got tired and I didn't feel like sucking his dick anymore, so I quit.
>we eventually gave up and he didn't even cum
I can't even have sex for a living and live on easy mode. I'm not good at anything.
Yup that happens it's not a meme.
>>29356436
That's right honey.
You lost the game at character select.
Also you just lost the Game.
>>29356510
>tfw you have to have work skills to have a career as a whore too
>senior year of high school
>be in a clique with 3 other friends
>loner kid sits with us at lunch regularly
>he invites us to his 18th birthday party
>all of us go
>we're the only guests except his mom, younger sister, grandparents, and his aunt
>table set up of soda, cake and cookies
>we sit around for about 20 minutes drinking soda
>get up, flip the cake/soda/snack table over, and all of us throw our sodas in the kids face
>tell him we never liked him and laugh at him
>look at the horrified, sad, and angry faces on his family members
>all of us run out of the house and continue laughing about what just happened
>still occasionally think about it and laugh
>>29356374
please tell me this didn't happen
>>29356374
plot twist
>OP was the boy that got bullied
>>29356442
It's a true story. I'm not in touch with any of the other people though.
You walk into a bar and this guy slaps your gf's ass.
Wat do?
>>29356371
Ingest a lethal dose of morphine.
>>29356371
Give him directions back to Whoville
Tell him sweet dreams as I pop a round into his chest. Pic related
I'm going on a date with a girl tonight (first date with her)
She lives in the city where we are going
Is it possible to get laid tonight?
How do I do it?
wear acqua di gio. that stuff is liquid panty remover.
>>29356298
You gotta woo her hard man, hit all the bases.
If you're not an autist you'll know if you're getting any by the end of the night.
>>29356323
I have calvin clein and boss
close enough?
Hey robots, I've been awake for over 30 hours and feel no different. Is this normal and when should I expect to crash?
>>29356297
>Hey robots, I've been awake for over 30 hours and feel no different.
liar
>>29356297
GET TO A HOSPITAL NOW. Not being affected by staying awake for long periods of time is a sign of serious mental illness. You are likely in a state where you could do harm to yourself or others.
>>29356328
Not shitting you, I've had dazes and sleepy spells but right now I feel normal
>Made video of my cat
>Set it to Mortal Kombat music
>It'll probably get 100 views, but I uploaded it anyway because I'm not about that normie shit.
If you don't make a music video of your pet, you're a fucking normie.
Robot life for real.
Vid Related:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wTRlkFX8Ss
I am actually stoned enough to enjoy that, thank you
Cats are beautiful
This is honestly the best content on this board right now.
should i go for surgery ?
What for?! There's nothing wrong with you, Honest. And no. I am not trolling or even lying.
>>29356760
my lower jaw is small, maybe its just me idk
Pick your chin up lad
I recently started dating a guy I met at college. We had sex recently, and he didn't make me cum. That is expected because it took a year for my ex to reach that point. But this guy is already really close. After he left I wanted to use my toy to finish the job, but I realized that he might count it as cheating! My toy is a exact copy of my ex's dick(pic related). Its amazing how quickly I can cum with it, and that makes me really want to use it. What should I do?
Bring it up with him and ask it is ok?
Throw it away and never tell him?
Or am I overreacting and my normie bf wont consider plastic cheating. so I can just go back to using it whenever?
Made me chuckle.
7/10 bait
ask to make a copy of his dick and use that instead
>>29356138
Why not just buy a different dildo to use? I didn't know people even used novelty dildos.
Remember this meme?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRCNeBjrFuc
>>29356084
STOPSTOPSTOP STOP
*tips fedora*
*wipes sweat*
*runs to bathroom and vomits*
THIS ONES FOR YOU
maybe my favorite video of all time
>>29356129
Truly the greatest mirror of our age.
but what is the song?
Are you sexist /r9k/?
Come take this test: https://implicit.harvard.edu/implicit/Study?tid=-1
It will reveal your inherent biases
We already had a thread on this the other day, stop copying you faggot.
>>29356045
Wow I actually visit /r9k/ all the fucking time and I didn't see it
oh well
>>29356016
>harvard
nice liberal agenda you got there
Daily reminder that looks and confidence is all that matters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfpo-z8kMzw
>>29356004
make everyone blind, fag, then maybe you stand a chance
Pick up videos are dumb.
Guys in desperate of girls don't want random girls on the street. They want their cute classmate, friend, roommate, or co-worker. Rejection is a big deal when you're still going to be seeing that person almost everyday for 1-3 years.
>>29356004
>Everyday I am slowly losing my sanity and I will probably break and become like melon pan
>Soon I will no longer give a shit
How did you guys make your meme pages go viral?
Just be yourseIf to bee honest
>>29356002
pay a pack of pakis five dollars to spam it around
>>29356002
got added on to an already mildly popular page and posted good content
Took these a few hours ago. Long line at the grocery store.
>>29355891
I wish I lived in a city just so I could ride a bike around at night being comfy
>>29355912
Oregon was much more comfy for me to bike in than D.C.
Roast Me /r9k/ i want to kill myself so badly should i ?
plz, and quietly
>>29355879
You have a very handsome face, if you lost a little more weight and worked out(also got contacts), you would be a 9/10 maybe 10/10.
No, you should fight back against life and try to be happy.
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