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Spongebob was right about Texas
>>29355748
me too. ice cream.
I love Texas. Been here my whole life and will never move out of Texas but god damn does the weather suck right now. Ice age when?
>>29355748
If you buy into the Jewish depiction of texas, and the brainwashing that the ideals held there are bad/idiotic.
t. california fag who recently went there and became red pilled as fuck
I came to the Realization at the tender age of 20 that I will never have a gf nor any time of sex in my life just because im such a fucking loser.
I cant even self-improve correctly. Bought over 1,000 worth of clothes, sneakers, shoes and other trinkets to help boost my confidence.
Felt WORSE afterwards, I work with customers every day since im a minimum wage krispy kreme worker and I see so many people who are richer, better, smarter, hotter than me. It has been affecting me mentally and killing my sanity over these years.
All I wanted was for someone to love me. All I wanted to do was be normal and instead im just losing my mind staring at myself in bathrooms just hating what I am. Crying by the fucking toilet even and just hating how im black, envying how ever high school friend I had when we were all virgins are now with girlfriends or at least lost their virginity.
I am STILL a virgin loser, in college and still a virgin. How does it feel knowing that you have to struggle and fight to become better when people are blessed with it. Its not fair, its just not fair.
I contemplate ending my life every damn day seriously and the only things holding me back from that fate is my parents and little brother who is dumb enough to idolize a fucking loser pathetic black retard like me.
I just want someone to end my life.
>>29355746
oh.. yeah.. your problem is literally that ur too smart for a black guy
just buy a gun, start selling drugs and fuck white trash girls homie
Can you send me some shoes first?
>>29355775
see? be like this nigga. he sees something u got extra, he wanna take it from u.
Ask a guy who just tested positive for HIV anything.
>>29355700
I'm an idiot and put my tripcode in options.
Do you love Lain?
>>29355700
lmaoing @ ur life f a m
You know what's funny?
I can snap and kill every mother fucker on this board if we met in real life.
Seriously, think about it. I'd have your windpipe crushed and your eyes gouged out before you would even know what's happening.
You guys talk big shit. Watch yourselves.
SWEET NEW COPYPASTA
i'm so hard and I don't know why...show us your feminine penis Op
Come on and fight me then you anonymous neet
Reply to this thread or be devoured whole by the gluttonous whale woman
>>29355632
>or be devoured whole by the gluttonous whale woman
>>29355632
what if this is my fetish and i want this to happen to me
A fucking white whale.
Is it possible to find a loving gf as a 20 y.o. lazy neet?
What about community college. Is it possible there?
Im tired of being alone
>>29355628
only if ur hot and its only for a little while
>>29355628
>familia told me id meet friends and girls at comm. college.
>talked to hardly anyone the whole 2 years I was there.
>the one guy I talked to make fun of me.
>no grills
>>29355628
>Is it possible to find a loving gf as a 20 y.o. lazy neet?
same question, plus nine years
What is the dark side of your personality?
How is that dark side triggered?
>>29355554
I hate myself and I sabotage my own happiness
it is triggered by waking up in the morning
>>29355554
Extreme, vehement insults
The belief that I've been betrayed
It's pretty fucking gay, actually.
I wave and smile at virgin men then approach them and reveal that I'm actually greeting the person behind them.
Would you FUCK my ASS RAW r9k?
Maybe, idk
>>29355498
London?
I know you have a dick but a hole's a hole.
cosmo is that you?
what would u like to tell this girl ( picture related ).
do u have experienced girls like this too?
>>29355453
is this you, dude?
looks like a real loser to me bryan/10
>>29355453
>what would u like to tell this girl ( picture related ).
Nothing, I wouldn't waste my time.
>>29355453
Ancient image older than this board.
I'd just play world of tanks desu girls aren't worth talking to.
i can fuckin feel the punches
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3514226/MMA-fighter-charged-violently-beating-defenseless-New-Jersey-teen-disturbing-attack-caught-video-went-viral.html
I live in West Deptford, MMA jerkoff is a cunt.
>>29355434
>able to beat up anyone
>decides to beat up someone who can't fight back
I can see the micropenis from here!
>>29355434
Good thing he isn't hitting a girl, or else that'd be mean.
THE ICECREAM TRUCK IS COMING
>your stepbrother is bringing his family up to visit
>tfw mommy is resurrecting the living poopsock
>>29355416
>>29355522
>>29355522
I honestly didn't realize how messed up robots are until this seemingly vanilla thread.
You guys are infinitely stuck in your failed childhoods, desperate to return to childlike ignorance.
I guess when there are 7 billion people a few are destined to be complete inherent losers.
what do you cut your alcohol with so it isn't so burny?
>>29355408
try bleach
>>29355423
hilarious, faggot.
usually nothing
but making a punch works nicely. this watermelon punch contains a lot of rum, and barely tasted alcoholic at all
How do I start a band in this day and age where music is practically dead?
music isn't dead, you're just a pleb. if you bothered digging deeper than top charts you would discover that.
>day and age where music is practically dead
Don't even bother. Your band is going to suck.
>>29355406
Just fucking go for it. As long as you have good equipment and good, well-though out material, you'll be okay.
Ask a kid who has had the privilege of being slimmed anything.
This is something people consider a privilege? I got slimed all the time when I was a kid and it put my dad in fucking jail
>>29355409
Shit thread but that was pretty funny.
what temperature was the slime?
Who /want to cut self because retarded and press boxcutter against their leg but too much of a wimp to cut themselves/ here? Pic is bonus phone wall paper for y'all
cutting is easy, dude
What's hard is cutting anywhere deep enough to actually have a chance of dying. Do it man, you'll find out that it's just dumb bullshit.
>>29355432
Thanks for the memecouragement famalam
>>29355472
Seriously though, don't give in to the curiosity. People who say that the release of endorphins or dopamine or whatever are just bullshitting. They do it to be edgelords. Sure, the sting can be nice, and maybe even kind of hot, but it's not worth the scars; even pussy cuts leave little marks, which will make you look like a huge retard for years to come.
