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Why does this bish keep emailing me? even though the last time i replied was 14 days ago. Why cant woman get the hint?

Also what should i say?
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Stop ignoring her and just tell her the truth.
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>>29357712
What do i say?

>Don't care about you, don't want to talk to you or on Skype. Now leave me alone cunt.
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>>29357734
"I'm sorry for the silence. I was starting to fall in love with you, and left because that scared me. I don't want to feel vulnerable. I'm sorry, but this is for the best. You don't want a mess like me in your life."

Waters her ego, and since she won't want you doing anything you're uncomfortable with, it will get her off your back.

How to even enjoy life when human nature is fucking evil?
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>>29357654

If we were really evil we wouldn't have a word for evil.
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>>29357673
That's pretty deep.
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>>29357673
This is some shit 14 year olds paste over a scenic picture and post to Facebook to sound intelligent.

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>tfw anxiety attacks every sunday afternoon because work tomorrow
>eat too many valium to chill
>feel tired and shitty on monday
>more valium after work

everyweek. i do well at my job but i am sick of this life
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>>29357587
maybe you should drink a hot chocolate...
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>take too much Xanax at night to calm myself down and sleep
>take too much Modafinil in the morning to get myself out of bed
How much longer can I keep this up?
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thats wage slavery for you

i quit my old job but it made my life worse and more homeless

idk what to do shit sucks

iktf

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Yowza! This really makes you think!
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And he's 100% right.
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>>29357497
get the fuck out of here with that shit
>>>/pol/
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>>29357497
Trumplets on suicide watch!

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If you were Frank Horrigan for a day, what would you do?
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I dunno.. harass the normies on the mainland I guess.
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The same thing he does in game, get rekt by chad
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>>29357448
Destroy all wasters

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All of the 'mail order bride' type dating sites that I check into are scams, but I know people are doing it

How do I find a bride who would be with me for social and fiancial gain
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I don't think all of them are scams. But you do have to be wary of the women. Some of them literally do away with the husband after they get their green card.
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>how can I find a bride who would be with me for social and financial gain ?

You just described a woman, anon..
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>>29358049
I can accept the risk of getting divorced in seven years, Im not too awful of a person and people get divorced everyday anyway
But the websites Ive looked at have people claiming they are mostly fake from top to bottom with bots and operators paid to string you along

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>be black man
>got sick of all the trouble of living in America as a black man
>sick of the racism
>sick of being harassed by police
>sick of every girl thinking I'm going to rape them
>I'm 5'1 with a 5" dick so I can't even get by on the bbc meme
>decided to become a black woman instead

I'm only a year into my transition. Do you think I'm passing so far?
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>>29357405
>Is hated for his race

>changes his gender

>Not only you'll be still hated for your race, you'll be hated for your "gender" and sexuality

Was discrimination the sole reason for this ?
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>>29357528
My life has been easier so far. I have more friends(mostly trans girls) I didn't have any friends before. Black girls don't hate my guts anymore, I'm not harassed by the cops and I get to wear crazy clothes. I even dyed my hair blue, I could never do that when I was a man.
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>>29357405
>black trap
PLEASE BE EAST COAST

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Why hasn't anyone made a group on kik for pure robots? I'll make one, but I need some usernames. Post your kik with face/body/age
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>>29357333

We have one already
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>>29357457
*sniff* what. Can I get it or... whoa this work? Whats the score here?
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>>29357634
Here you go it's all yours my friend

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Anyone else have trouble following movies? Can't even enjoy what is made for retards.
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>>29357304

Lots of people probably do. I get confused all the time by movies and everyone I know thinks I'm smart. Don't read into it too much. If you can read and write like a normal person, chances are its a very specific deficit and doesn't mean you are a retard.
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>>29357304
>>29357464
What do you guys mean? Like the story line gets too difficult or confusing to follow?
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>>29357464
How normal is it to not even catch the characters' names by the end?

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Who here /audioprod/?
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I do that shit broseef
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FL = shit - tier
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>>29357420
fuck off, bet you use garageband or something

Bye robos, I wish you all the best.
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Catch you later, pal. Maybe the next life will treat us better.
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>>29357155

Stay with us a bit longer, friend, now is not your time.
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>2 suicide threads at the same time
ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH, ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH

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How is this fair?
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>>29357149
guy on the right doesn't even look that bad. all he needs is to fix up those teeth and he's a solid 7
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>>29357171
>7
Stop.

He would never be able to touch the other guy in terms of looks. His shoulder width is still better, it face is still way better, he's taller. He is just completely superior looking, plain and simple.
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Difference is the guy on the left Mewd and the guy on the right had his mouth open

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Help, Have no idea how to talk to dealer?
>be me
>want to buy weed, text dealer
>"Hey could i get a dub?" "Hey could I stop by and get a dub?" ect.
>repeat those two messages every time I message dealer
>repetitive and awkward af
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>>29357110
>Excuse me seller of illegal drugs I believe you are in possession of a quantity of cannabis and wish to exchange money for said goods.

You send this exact meme arrows text or you're a cucked beta gay.
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just say "ay nigga u kno what up where u at?"
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Just keep your messages short and sweet, and don't be a faggot about it. Dealers aren't there to make conversation, they're there to sell you shit and get money, so don't waste time chatting unless you're on really good terms with the guy (which it doesn't sound like you are).

Just tell him how much you want, and where to drop it off. E.G: "20g at [insert address here]". The guy should let you know how long he'll be, but give it a 20 minute variable (could arrive 10 mins early, or 30 minutes late). If he doesn't turn up for a while, message him and ask where he's at. The rest should be easy.

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What is the point of living when you will never have sex with a girl like this?
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Alexis Ren? FYI, she's been to Dubai tons of times
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>>29357089
Most of my hobbies keep me occupied enough to forget shit like this.

Also at some point I just stopped giving a shit all together
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>>29357089
Videogames, memes and preparing myself physically for the Racewar.

Who's the cunt?

>go to mcdonalds
>it's filled with blacks
>entire day ruined
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>go to mcdonalds
>it's filled with QTs
>decide i want to live
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people who eat McDonald's are mentally ill
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>go to whammy burger
>they're not serving breakfast

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