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What horrible shit happened to you bots lately? I'll tell my story to kick it off:
>be me
>be kind of a femboi
>don't really like dick, more of a vagina man
>still, like to look a bit feminine
>decide to shave legs, arms, and armpit for first time
>do so
>get gnarly cut on knee from jerk with razor
>dad asks and realizes that I shaved
>calls me a fag (exact word) and walks off
>mom calls me a fag too
Life is hell
>>25301209
>go to christmas with family
>everyone is mean to me and call me weird and shit
I know it doesnt sound bad, but it really hurts
>>25301312
That literally happened to me too senpai.
>>25301407
It sucks so much dude, like of course im gonna act weird when everyone treats me like shit. The worst part is i dont even know why, like if they had a legitimate reason besides im just weird i could come to terms with it. I think it maybe was because im a NEET? Idk, sorry you had to go through that too. I wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy
/r9k/ how long is a man supposed to last in bed?
20-30mins.
>>25302631
When I used to have sex in high school, I would go for an hour on a normal session, or half an hour for a quickie.
However long the man wants to last.
Do you still masturbate when you're in a relationship?
>>25300458
No that'd be cheating. I respect my partner.
>>25300458
Audrey is best
>>25300514
she maybe a bitch, but at least she's honest :)
I thought that Aiko had the most realizable personality as in she could be an actual person.
>Be me in 7th grade
>Saw X-men Origins: Wolverine in theaters
>The next day at school, overhear middle school Chad say that he saw the movie too
>Get excited and go to the library
>Hop on computer and create a 24 question quiz based on parts of the movie I remembered
>Print it out and run it over to him
>"Here Chad, I heard you watched the new X-Men too...uh..."
>Slam test on his lunch table and slink a few tables away
>Watch him expectantly for the rest of lunch
>See him throw it away as he left the lunch room
I fucking hate myself for this every day.
blox the blox
>>25299447
why even
In 6th grade i went around the school asking to look at people's yugioh card numbers and writing them down so I could activate them in a gameboy game
>>25300560
I thought it was a good opportunity to become friends.
I would also use the bathroom in the lunch room which happened to have no doors on the stall. (Everybody else went into the hallway bathroom to shit)
The cool kids would go in there to talk about their drinking and week smoking. Whenever somebody would walk in while I was squeezing my cheeks, I would yell "AAAAAAAA" like pic related so they knew I was in there, and not to go far enough to see into the stall.
Why does Islam get fiercely defended by SJW's?
It's one of the most discriminatory religions out there, it's the complete opposite of SJW ideaology .
cultural marxism or some shit like that.
>sjws defend islam
>get beheaded for degenerate behaviour
Because anyone who isn't a straight white cisgendered male is a minority who is being oppressed be the former group and and worth to blindly defend
Judge fellow robots based on what they where every day. Guess if they have jobs, are autists, ect.
>>25301579
I'm guessing you're a hipster, either thin or fat. You're a student and you don't have many if any friends
>>25301579
hipster garbage
into the trash it goes unless you work a very sophisticated white collar job
Here's this
Who 2% master race here.
Where are you milk gods have you forsaken me.
>>25301083
I don't drink milk. I'm also not original.
>>25301476
Senpai you will get weak bones as U.S. Milk drinkers grow super bones then destroy the lesser breve rage drinkers.
I am the Bringer. Beseech me with your deepest desire and an offering of dubs and I shall grant it. Offer me trips and you can have two wishes, regardless of if the second one rolls dubs or not. Offer me quads and you can have three wishes granted. If you roll nothing, your wish will invert. Good luck, robots.
>>25300903
Oh, genie of the lamp! I wish to win the lottery before the New Year.
I wish to get two 3s.
Help me get a girlfriend until the end of the year. Please. My respects.
>tfw no belly gf
pretty exciting knowing there could be girls with nice big bellies reading this RIGHT NOW
>>25299561
i think the best part of tumblr is all the fat chicks that just willingly post their bellies
little do they know i'm working my white cis dick raw
You're under the false impression that there are any women here, and even if there were any they'd have ugly bellies.
>>25300037
What tumblr tag (or whatever theyre called) are you searching?
>New Balance
>Sketchers
>any type of boot period no exceptions
>>25297999
Boots are normie as fuck, everyone wheres boots where I live.
>>25298075
>>25297999
you pretty much need boots if you dont live in the city and go outside...
>>25298075
wear do you live?
Why was early 2000s Internet so God-Tier?
Even when Newgrounds was vogue only underage retards went on it.
less normies, less jews trying to monetize everything
the two are closely related tho
>>25295875
it wasn't, you just were little boy
White guys are all like
>I don't find black girls attractive
>ok cool I don't find white men attractive
>WHAT!YOU NIGGER? Here are some charts and statistics proving you are attracted to us
Why is it everytime a black girl says they don't like white Guy's they have to go and try to prove to us that we do want them? I don't understand it. Please explain.
this board is whites only. go back to >>>/aco/
>>25294277
I don't care whether or not nigger women find white guys attractive. On the flip side, I could also not care less for the sexual prerogative of mudshark skanks, if they wanna fuck niggers and get aids/preggos that's on them.
Niggers make us sick.
>>25294351
don't gimme this "us" shit, i like em all
What is it like to get a blowjob from a girl?
a lot more teeth than you'd think, it's kind of uncomfortable
Blowjobs feel, in a physical sense, really bad unless you're getting one from an absolute roastie.
However, the psychological feeling of dominance you get, the ability to brag about it, and the increased confidence in all other areas of your life make it a desirable thing.
blowjob is less about the physical feeling and more about the dominance.
What cliques were in your high school?
cool kids and not cool kids
cool kids and me
The ones who dropped out.
Where can I go for some quality women hate, where us incels could bond together to truly discuss how horrid the female species is.
This place is filled with NEETs, shitty normie memes, and even women.
Only 1% here truly hates women. I need incel links, or somewhere to find true women haters.
help me, get me out of this place
>>25304590
sluthate
>>25304678
you are here forever, anon
