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so for christmas i got a scratch it, and to my surprise i actually won $4000
i got really happy, but when my step brother saw it he grabbed it from my hand and gave me his and wont give it back
i told my parents and theyre taking his side, telling me to not be bitter and that i dont need the money anyways since i live at home
what would you do
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>>25304800
kill them johnny, kill them all
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Are there legal system things you can do to handle this?

Also why haven't you just fucking killed these people?
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I would have gone fucking ballistic

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>I was trying drug x and then
SHUT UP DUMB STONER NO ONE FUCKING CAREEES
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>>25307873
I smoked weed once, and it was pretty nice.

People who smoke it regularly are usually annoying, though.
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there's this strange subset of autismo kids that think every time somebody speaks of drugs it's because they're bragging. it has something to do with their inability to read social situations
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I actually find it kind of interesting to read about drugs that I'm not dumb enough to ever do myself.

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Should I go to the doctor?
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Meh
Just put a sock on and forget about it
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>>25304757
That's gangrene bruh
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>>25304757
Yes. It can cause a bone infection that requires long-term IV antibiotics and an amputation of the toe if left untreated.

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>spend all day making "wish lists" in Excel of things I will buy when I get my own place
>will never get my own place because I only get $1,100 a month in disability.

How do I make extra money when I can't walk?
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>>25304709
Get a job at a cool small business. Like a record store or a comic book store.
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you don't need to walk to suck dick OP
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>>25304709
Tech support, anything that doesn't involve a lot of movement?
Hell you'll probably be short listed since they'll get good boy points for hiring someone disabled.

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/r9k/ Art General

This is a thread for all the robot artists. Whether you're a NEET who has grown tired of jerking off and decided to take up drawing your own lewd material, or a wagecuck whose only solace at the end of the day is his beat up guitar, this thread is for you.

Included: Gear discussion, bad shitty feels, posting, judging, commenting and sharing of music, drawings, GIFs, and any other arts you might be a part of.

Here's some of my music to start us off.

https://ringostarwars.bandcamp.com/releases
https://ringostarwars.bandcamp.com/releases
https://ringostarwars.bandcamp.com/releases

>a melancholy attempt at being bryan wilson, but solo. Basically just me lamenting not having a better mic and recording shit on my own in my bedroom with a bunch of instruments I have laying around

>TFW lost job so too poor to afford a good Mic :(

Here's my other band, it's not a solo project, it's just my band band. We play psychedelic rock:

https://wizerd.bandcamp.com/album/wizard
https://wizerd.bandcamp.com/album/wizard
https://wizerd.bandcamp.com/album/wizard


ANYWAYS, robots, lemme know what you think, post your shit, and discuss bad artisty feels.
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>>25304691
gonna bump with random screencaps from neo geo games
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>>25304702
I really liked playing through Samurai Shodown II. I wish i was good at pixel art.
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Y'know you can just call these Drawthreads, right?
But yeah, bump

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What does it mean when a girl says you're "chill"

What does this sign mean?
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>>25304638
It means you have absolutely no chance with her romantically.

Your pic is certainly related.
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>>25304668
uh yeah this has no idea what he's talking about

it means you're down to earth and relaxed op

just show some initiative and hit on her, should work out fine
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>>25304693
But... Her last boyfriend had an SRT 10!

HOW CAN I COMPETE? I DRIVE A FUCKING MIATA HOW CAN I EVEN COMPETE!

Anyone here a trucker? I just turned 18 not long ago and will start college soon at WKU. I'm go for Teaching and Business. But after college I want to be a trucker just for experience. I love muscle cars and big trucks, but I also love the open road. If things don't work out with me and my (ex)/friend girlfriend I want to meet a qt on the road.

Whats college like? Whats trucking like? Any advice you can give me? I want a head start in life before going out by myself. Or you can post your dream job in this thread
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>>25304419
fuck no one ever responds to my threads
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Not trucker, but I hear open road trucking is like the acting degree of trucking, and you're better off at driving logs for a lumber company or quarry shit.
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>>25304556
Nah I want to be an independent driver. Like that show Shipping Wars

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Indisputable.
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>square numbers in the shit tear
Nah. Put 4 into "Meh" and I'd be fine with it though
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>>25304571
4 is death senpai
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>>25304600
Yeah, if you're Chinese. In which case you would also put 8 in Elder God tier.

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>tfw forced to eat a vegan diet because of semi-rare allergy to meat and fish.
>tfw people think all vegans are pretentious cunts who feel superior to meat eaters.
>tfw you just want to eat some filet minon and lobster.
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>>25304156
Jets could be going to the playoffs, bra.
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>>25304156
so call yourself a pure vegetarian, that's much less homosexual than being vegan
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>>25304190
Hopefully if we beat the Bills next week..

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post your ashley content
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>>25304051
Who's the ugly balding fag?
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>>25304083
excuse me?

how could you say that?
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Ashley looks like a child. If you are attracted to her, you are sick in the head.

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What's it like to be put under like with surgery. I'm having my wisdom teeth removed after much delay. Kinda scared because I've never had surgery done.
>pic unrelated
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You might lose your virginity.
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You'll be there one moment then it will just go black.

You'll wake up some where else confused.
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I was terrified the first time I was put under, but I'm so used to it now. It's nice, actually. One second you're normal, the next second you wake up from the procedure in a waiting room. It literally knocks you out and you don't feel anything.

Really, it's nothing to be too worried about. Good luck anon!

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According to science sex and love operate in opposite parts of the brain.
It is impossible to think about love and sex at the same time.
http://www.ruhr-uni-bochum.de/psy-methoden/methodenlehre/Loveandsex.pdf


Then why are robots different? Why are we only capable of thinking about sex as a romantic thing?
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Who else here /lovermale/?
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>>25303839
>It is impossible to think about love and sex at the same time.
OP is definitely a virgin
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sauce on girl pls thanks famdesusenpai

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>At work/school/event trip
>Share hotel room with guy
>2AM
>Wake up to take a piss
>Come back
>See this

What do?
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Take a picture of it and make a thread on 4chan.
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>>25306519

Ask why still uses a Nokia Flip phone

Then proceed to waterboat his ass
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Eat the groceries of course

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>depression is incurable
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>>25303792
start lifting, go outside, and take xanax. your life will improve considerably.
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>>25303811
I just got back from a 2 hour workout f a m

and any drug I've tried before I just get chronically addicted to
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>>25303811
Not OP but

How get Xanax
All these cunts ever give me is Zoloft

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How does /r9k/ feel about:
Alex Jones
Rush Limbaugh
Sean Hannity
Michelle Malkin
Gretchen Carlson
Dinesh D'Souza
Elisabeth Hasselbeck
David Horowitz

These are the people who are rescuing journalism.

The enemies of these minds tend to be pseudo-intellectual idiots who read shit like Foreign Policy and The Economist, watch fucking Vice, and support Bernie Sanders.
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>>25303769
>Neocons being good at all

Bait. Bait bait bait.
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>>25303769
>alex jones

holy fucking lel


Alex Jokes is just as insufferable as Huffington Post
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>>25303769
ONLY TANGY TANGERINE CAN STOP THE GLOBALISTS

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