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>tfw a girl rejects you so you call her a fucking normie hahahahhahhhah
well to be fair i've been rejected by 100 (one hundred) percent of women i've approached. so i guess it's kind of a referendum on normalcy
>>25309821
hardest ive laughed this morning
>mfw a girl rejects me
Get back on that horse and try again.
who else here /nobodytolove/
>be me, in relationship with this guy
>im not a roastie you fucks, I'm just gay
>generally happy, gave thousands of dollars worth of gifts to them
>two years later find out ive been cheated on since basically day one, with more people than I can count on both hands
>half of them were my friends
>fast forward 7 months and fall in love with my friend
>confess feelings
>rejected on the spot
>he'd rather be alone than with me
i just want someone to love, and tell me everything's going to be okay. why won't anyone accept my feelings /r9k/? am I destined to just be alone until I die?
>>25309778
Learn to compartmentalize your bullshit and transform your life through minimalism
>>25309778
That's fucked, man.
Normies are cruel. Real love will probably never exist.
That's fucked up senpai. I didn't know gay guys could be just as bad as Stacy roasties.
How do you even respond to being called cute?
'Thank you!'
>muted
It is original in this context, ROBOT9001.
Thanks, I think youre cute too.
>>25309665
"I know."
that's the only good answer
Hey anon! It's about time you came out of your room. You missed Christmas. By the way, I want you out of the house by Valentines Day. It's time to get a job.
That sounds tempting but I'll have to pass
>>25309635
>Oh! Sorry i overslept
>It's ok sweetie just take a seat
>Yeah and don't you think it's a little hard moving out when i can't even find a job? Get off my back jeez
>weakens the beams of the patio
yeah keep eating you fat fucks
Didn't know about 4chan when this happened, which board bullied him?
>>25309470
None you disgusting newfag. The entire thread was
>AT LEAST HES TRYING TO GET OUT HAVE FUN AND LOSE WAIT.
>>25309470
>Didn't know about 4chan when this happened
That means you should lurk a lot more, newfag.
>>25309470
It was literally one person.
Who /doesn'tbrushteeth/ here?
It's a waste of money and time, and I don't like the way it tastes.
Who here pointless faggot waiting for mouth AIDS???
Only time I do is when there is something wrong with my mouth. Such as: Gums growing over a tooth so it hurts, toothache, or its just been too long since I brushed so I want to make it feel clean again.
I literally just can't get myself to do it daily, and people do it twice normally. I brush like 1~2 times a month... It doesn't help that my dentist and orthodontist told me I have strong teeth.
Whatever though haven't gone to teeth doctors in forever either.
I did this for you so you understand why you should at least care for your tendies chompers when you need them.
https://www.google.com/search?q=bad+dental+hygiene&biw=1920&bih=971&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwix-8edvP7JAhWJyyYKHUd6AkMQ_AUIBigB
I would hum the song my nana did when she taught me, like 3 blind mice:
"Brush your teeth,
'Round n' 'Round,
Circles Small,
Gums and All,"
What would life be like if Elliot Rodger was dictator of the US
All the stupid feminist shit would be gone and all guys would be provided with free pussy.
heaven on earth, my friend, heaven on earth
he would actually probably be fairly competent
did he ever mention anything about his tax plan?
What do you truly want?
peace and love (sounds like a fucking hippy but its true)
fulfilling relationships
To be a middle class suburban kid forever desu
Have you ever masturbated to a videogame character? I just did (pic related) and I feel a little bit ashamed... but not as much I thought I would be.
What does this mean?
>>25309270
I have logged substantially more hours masturbating to Poison Ivy than my total playtime in all three games combined.
>>25309270
It means part of you is a normalfag but you're starting to slip.
There's literally nothing to be ashamed of if you masturbate to video game characters. It's no different than masturbating to real women or to 2d.
>>25309501
>or to 2d.
I'm pretty sure masturbating to 2D drawings for little girls is very different than masturbating to close-to-real-life look-a-like models of real women
Take your bets
first for amerifat butthurt
kdr, lost the political war, etc.
we could have won, but public opinion forced us out
Good morning, wagecuck. Hope you enjoyed your four days of freedom.
Another day, another dollar.
Have fun wanking in your mum's basement, neet degenerate
>>25309105
Oh fuck you, literally the last thing I needed.
>>25309179
Well done, your reply has just fueled him for another 6 months of frogposting
I just watched a whole movie with a girl on my 2 seater couch, I know she likes me, yet I still made no attempt to try and cuddle with her, even though that's all I wanted.
I'm a tall attractive young man, in my prime, women are blatantly into me all the time but I just can't even try to make a move on them or let them know I like them.
Is this fucking harem protag syndrome or what? It doesn't matter how many hot young girls throw themselves at me, unless they literally jump on me I can't do anything.
>>25308942
Pro tip: shy is a meme concept for cowards who don't want to admit they're cowards. The only difference between a shy person and a social person is that the shy person is a pussy who's afraid.
Your thread should be "why being a coward who never takes risks never earns me rewards"
>>25308942
obvious solution here is drinking unless you live in america and get cucked till your 21
>>25308942
She now thinks that you're not interested. Congratulatons.
Being shy is one thing, you're clearly ashamed of your sexuality, afraid of acknowledging your needs, afraid of taking action to get your needs met, and afraid of offending a woman with your sexuality.
Most likely you'd have some kind of performance issues if you ever did get naked with a girl.
You're a mess. Fix your shit.
Try reading these:
http://bookzz.org/s/?q=no+more+mr+niceguy+robert+glover
http://bookzz.org/s/?q=models+mark+manson
Post your current situation. Friends, hobbies and gf etc
Chad here, have Asian girlfriend.
Shes tiny and cute.
Finishing up school, majoring in accounting.
Typically play video games or I'm out with friends, don't have time for other hobbies.
I come here for the memes.
Well paid programmer with good looks and social life. Last had a gf a few months ago, now single, but can still get pussy occasionally.
Self proclaimed chads are not chads.
>tfw another year gone without a single girl showing any interest in you at all
>tfw you family still asks 'when are you going to get a girlfriend?'
>tfw asked over 50 women out this year and they all declined
>50 times
holy fuck how does this happen I got laid 5 times this year without any effort
>>25308799
Be fat NEET with autism
dailyremember
who /never got braces/ here?
>tfw crooked teeth
>tfw unable to smile confidently
if you have straight teeth, you can;t be a robot
at least my insecurity lead me to meticulously care after my teeth
brush twice a day and floss every after meal, /r9k/.
I've brushed my teeth maybe 50 times in 23 years and have no gum recession or cavities. Only mouth wash and floss occasionally.
When are you guys gonna stop using jewthpaste and paying failed doctors to literally fuck your mouth?
Better than getting braces, having straight teeth for a while, then not wearing your retainer and having them go crooked again
My parents wasted thousands of dollars
>>25308814
that sounds disgusting, bruv
