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Post your current situation. Friends, hobbies and gf etc
Chad here, have Asian girlfriend.
Shes tiny and cute.
Finishing up school, majoring in accounting.
Typically play video games or I'm out with friends, don't have time for other hobbies.
I come here for the memes.
Well paid programmer with good looks and social life. Last had a gf a few months ago, now single, but can still get pussy occasionally.
Self proclaimed chads are not chads.
>>25310184
>Chad
>Asian girlfriend
lel
i have nothing, i am alone, i often fantasize about dying in a car crash because im too much of a bitch to an hero
Work at a place i like but badly payed.
Often meet friends and go to the GYM because i was born really skinny and want to change this.
QT 3.1415 blonde tall gf who loves me(my first gf)
>>25310228
This.
Chads don't need to brag.
>>25310184
You're not Chad. Any white guy of any appearance or social standing can have a cute Asian girlfriend.
>be fat
>rather unattractive
>lift things up
>put them down
>no friends really
>get qt3.14 robot gf
>shes a bit of a roastie but whatever
>have a good job and always excel at school without trying
>still spend 14 hours everyday at work or school
>be tired everyday
>this is not going to stop ever
>going to just have to deal with it
>mfw
>>25310235
maybe he's into asian girls
not all guys with asian gas are cucks
23yo Russian well-paid software engineer, got 17yo gf who shares my kink (gentle femdom, light bdsm), internet friends who became IRL friends over last 7 years. Smoke weed every weekend and do psychedelics couple times a month or so.
Life's somewhat tolerable.
>>25310261
>still spend 14 hours everyday at work or school
this is life for you my friend
at least you didn't drop out of school and become a NEET who has to wagekek one day like the rest of us
>>25310275
>Smoke weed every weekend and do psychedelics couple times a month or so.
enjoy your psychosis
>>25310256
Where's your cute Asian gf then?
>>25310303
#ROASTED
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>>25310300
He will. He will.
Normie here. went out with a black girl tonight, but dont want her gf. all my friends hate me now and i never hang out with them because they have gfs.
i play guitar and i realized guitar is the only reason i sort of fit in with society. if i didnt play guitar, i would still be a virgin hopeless fuck that would not learn to use his obbsessive guitar playing to his advantage in social situations. i am a piece of shit. i am a robot that got lucky, that made me a normie. i am a piece of shit
>>25310300
I actually do enjoy it.
>>25310355
green text needed
originalblox
>>25310184
>Accounting
You're not a fucking chad
>>25310372
I'm a Chad by r9k standards where there's daily pissjug threads.
For fucks sake there's one right now about not brushing teeth.
I go out regularly, I have friends, a gf, and female friends.
>>25310388
that's called a normie
chad is the alpha male who got the hottest girl in hs
>never get any female attention
>get rejected every single time
>start working out and cleaning my face
>now look like Chad
>personality still same
>suddenly girls flirt with me left and right
>now I'm the one rejecting them every time
It's true, they're all shallow sluts. At this point I realized I don't even want a gf.
I'm pretty sure most of you robots don't want one either but haven't realized it yet.
I touched the hotplate and I tell you it's not worth it. If anything make it a quick pump and dump and get out of there.
>>25310364
I'm afraid I can't adequately describe my mental state and compare it to "normal", whatever the norm might be.
you guys would all call me a stacey just because i am not a total whale shut in freak, but i am really just kind of normal. not some super hot sorority girl, but not a total dud either. there can be a middle. first year of college, work a boring job on campus, home for break, hang out with friends a couple nights, stay home some nights.
>>25310402
You just sound depressed mate. I used to be in a similar situation. Maybe talk to somebody and get meds prescribed. It helped me maybe it will help you.
>>25310416
Would love to talk to a female who visits r9k km curious.
Feel free to kik me: forkei
>>25310445
fedora tipping intensifies
>>25310445
yeah, because thats just what some whore who posts here wants, to connect her real life to the psychos on this site. get rrrrreal nigga
>>25310402
This shows that the underlying issues are still not adressed. Looks like you have some sort of attachment disorder. You're emotionally not mature enough to be intimate. The "they're all shallow sluts" meme is just a defense mechanism. Hope you will be able to fall in love with a qt and it will be reciprocated.
>>25310275
Polska!!!!!!
>>25310417
>>25310521
>if a female doesn't want a relationship she is a strong independent womyn
>if a male doesn't want a relationship he has depression, attachment disorder, is immature and needs to take meds
>>25310622
You what mate, what does Poland has to do with it? My grandfather was of Polish descent tho.
>>25310640
Just trying to help no need to be defensive. As long as you enjoy life...
Chad here, fucked 17 girls, waiting for my 19 y.o. fuckbuddy to come back tomorrow because he loves sucking my dick.
Life's good.
>>25310116
>25
>40k in the bank while paying my own way through uni
>intelligent girlfriend of 6 years i plan on marrying with solid career of her own
>delaying final semester of school to work an internship as a junior analyst at one of the largest banks in this country
life is good boys, gonna get back on that gym grind when i start working early january
>>25310689
SHE, SHE, NOT HE
Also hit lmao2plaet squat, lowly rising to 110 kg.
>>25310689
>because he loves sucking my dick.
found the faggot
>>25310521
>The "they're all shallow sluts" meme is just a defense mechanism
So what you are telling me is that a woman who fucks a new guy every week is entitled to my dick and if I don't fuck her I'm the one with the attachment disorder?
>>25310355
don't try and kill yourself again then
Chad here,I'm 6'4 athletic body type and I always laugh at you fucboiss,so miserable it is so cute.
Go wank your limp dick while a cute asian whore will be riding my 8 inch dick
Can gays be Chad?
I'm the best looking guy in my 500k town
>>25310856
post a pic anon
>>25310863
I'm not that much, but i live in a really uggly town
>>25310388
You're not a chad lol
>>25310901
you're really beautiful
would date if i were gay
really nice eyes
>>25310218
Probably the most believable thing posted in here to be honest.
>>25310812
Why do you think I already did try that? I'm not suicidal at all and will only consider suicide if I get too old to function in society without someone's help. Or if I become blind, for example.
>>25310116
>I'm 19 and lost my v card almost 2 weeks ago
>That girl was totally into me and basically told me she loved me without using those words
>Suddenly she leaves for a family vacation and barely texts at all, sounds bored of me
>I cry for a few days before I realize I gotta get my shit together if I want this to work
>Try to regain those pounds I lost while hanging with her during november-december
>make progress at the gym like never before because I remember her as a motivation instead of something negative
>Redecorate my room because I needed something else to think of, gonna buy myself new furniture and enjoy a fresh new bedroom
>Drink with friends as often as possible and just generally try to have a good time
>Buy myself new and exciting cologne
>Kinda sad that I wont be spending New Years Eve with this girl but when she gets back she'll greet a better version of who I was
I hope things work out, guys. I love her, I really do, but I'm so tired of thinking about her all the time. She interfeeres with my dreams too.
>>25310901
yeah i'm pretty happy you're gay i can't compete w/ this
>>25311035
she's off fucking someone else right now
>>25310116
>No friends
>No hobbies
I want to kill myself everyday. Existence is worse than death and a road without an end
>>25311675
>I want to kill myself everyday
do it then and stop crying.
what are you so afraid of? when you're dead there is nothing to worry about
>>25311675
>wow Megatron don't sink to her level geez
>>25310116
My current hobbies are: being awesome, drinking beer, and fucking bitches.
>>25311773
you will end up being an alcohol who leaves his wife and kids
Just got back from a date, we alright girl wasn't my type she tried to push for me to set up a second one on the spot but I told her I'd message her. Probably won't desu.
Hobbies are electronics and xmen comics, browsing /ohm/ in the other tab.
Getting a bit tubby after xmas and exams so probably need to start going to the gym again
Not really a Chad, but welcome to /r9k/ guys.
>>25310901
You look like a cadaver.
Trust me. I work on the legal field I see them all the time.
Currently in grad schoool.
Middle of nowhere with no decent women, so no gf.
Lots of good friends
No time for hobbies other than the gym, but looking to get one started in 2016
>>25311860
What's ohm?
I'm trying to dress better and rework my wardrobe, are there any guides for doing this as a man?
>>25310303
I dont like asians
>>25312231
>What's ohm?
Muh meditation board
>>25310901
do you wake up in the morning feeling good about yourself because you think you're the most attractive guy in your town
>be born good looking
>able to always get the hottest blonde in every setting from grade school to collage
>still somehow fucked up every time
>feel like women just want me because i'm good looking and don't love me
>realise i'm the same and love does not exist
>live the dream and still unhappy
nobody knows my feels
>>25310700
Dennis is that you?
Accounting is a scam you cunt!
>tfw you will never be chad even if reincarnation is real you will probably be a tree or some fish in an aquarium
No hobbies, no GF, no friends, i don't even really know anyone besides my family. About three years ago i tried to change something, got a fake tinder account, met a few roasties (even fucked one 5/10 married slut) and kept in contact with them, but they got tired of me eventually. I could probably do it again, but i got tired of all this fake cuckoldry, i'm a boring and depressed person, it's hard to force myself to look and communicate like a normie.
>>25310184
sorry breh, youre a normie.
Come back when you've made a bolder career choice.
>>25310816
sure thing bud
>asian
lmao
>>25312781
post pic or bullshit
