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Outside my office window I can see a young woman lying face down on the sidewalk and I'm probably the only person who's aware of it right now.
And yet I feel no incentive to help her, even if it could mean saving her life.
>>25311013
Well consider yourself an edgy faggot!
Leave her there. She gets what she deserves.
>>25311013
at first i thought op was quoting that shitty u2 song
>smoke a lot of weed
>go to bank
>suddenly turn blind
>everything i black
>eyes somehow disconnected from brain
>don't know what to do
>just stand there in line seeing absolutely nothing for like 5 minutes
Post scary shit that happened to you
Also
>far really hard
>suddenly pain in balls
>look down
>one testacle somehow twistend and in wrong place
>scared shitless
>take bath and readjust ball
>phew everything ok again
I think I experience this, for seconds rather than minutes, too. Never did drugs, but I think I have brief moments that I have to blink before my vision 'catches' stuff again. They are not related to pressure (standing up suddenly) or balance or such.
this happened to me the first time I smoked weed. tried to walk and I was all over the place, legs felt like they were extending a meter outwards.
never happened again.
never hap
>mfw forced to piss in a bottle because someone visited my mom
>mfw some piss drops and i step on it with my warm wooly socks
live is tragic
Whos that semen demon?
This comment is unoriginal ;)
>forced
But why?
>>25311722
Charlie Somik-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPDfAzlbrzE
$1 Margaritas at my favorite mexican place today and wanna get shitty drunk and see a movie...
Krampus
SW The Cuck Awakens
or
Mockingjay Part 2 Prim Dies?
Thanks robots
>>25310937
>having a favourite resteraunt
>drinking alcohol
NORMIE LEAVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25311010
FUCK OFF FAGGIE
I just want movie suggestions on what to watch you stupid cunt
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>25310937
kill yourself in a cinema and make them shut the place down because of your faggotry
Hey /r9k/, /tv/ janitors being fucking cucks I'm asking here.
I'm looking for literal cuck movies, featuring women being gigantic whores and cucking a man.
Not necessarily with black bulls though.
Any ideas?
>>25310871
tinto brass movies
monamour especially
>>25310871
Check reddit.
Seriously. It's a site full of cucks and they can make their own communities.
Die weisse Massai
it's a german movie about a white woman going to africa to fuck some black dude
she also leaves her white husband behind
later she gets a mixed child and goes back to europe without the nigger
not sure if there's an english version
> they greentext like this
>instead of like this
>be me
>feels trip
>i cant hold all these feels
>calling a pepe rare even ironically, using a pepe isnt necessarily one though
>>25310824
when they type
like this to start a new line.
It's really fucking annoying.
>>25310824
Capital letters at the start of greentext lines is suspicious as well
Why is it that I am a quasi-faggot some days (desire men and women equally) but on other days I feel totally straight?
For instance, last week I was watching gay porn and sticking dildos up my ass. Straight porn held little interest to me. I was even on Grindr looking for hookups (but ultimately chickened out).
This week? I am as straight as can be. Well, mostly. I can still get off to gay porn, but I am not actively seeking it out or anything. I have defaulted to straight porn for the time being.
I really want to find a way off this rollercoaster of sexuality, but... it just keeps going.
Anyone else?
Yeah. We should know each other sho when our gay tendencies arise we can help each other out (I'll put my ponos in your bp).
>>25310815
I know how you feel breh
Had a few months of no homo but tonight I succumbed and am watching sissy porn and craving cocks. Will be listening to homoerotic audio when going to sleep tonight
>>25310815
>desire men and women equally
>watching gay porn and sticking dildos up my ass
Nice one.
Joke aside:Holy shit are you me
>talking to a feminist (I KNOW)
>she outright says she dislikes betas and virgin guys
Aren't they supposed to be against these gender roles and expectations about male sexuality and what it is to be a man?
Are they even aware that this isn't compatible to what they claim to desire for society?
Every group looks after their own interests. Even the ones you belong to.
>>25310798
Bitches say all kinds of shit, but their chad lust always wins in the end.
Does anyone like beta virgins except other beta virgins? Let's just be 100 here.
I sat alone in the dark at 2am for an hour in silence just staring ahead. What the fuck is wrong with me?
>pic unrelated
>>25310788
Do you takes stims for ADHD?
You're late.... I'm not paying for those.
I did that once but not in the dark and at mid afternoon. I just sat on my bed for 2 hours and begun over thinking about life.
hbu? what did you think of?
What is sadness?
Having to work on Christmas, stop to buy beer and Chinese food on your way home and eat/drink while watching anime until you fall asleep.
>>25310878
But Chinese food is good. Beer is not that bad either. And if you watch anime you must've like it right?
And working on Christmas must be great since you get paid extra per hour.
lack of happiness desu
Which one of you traitors decided to visit /soc/ for a gf?
>>>/soc/23046000
Traitor!
Shuuuuuun
Shuuuuuun
Heathen!
I like the Pepe posted in that thread though, he looks ready to lose it
>Make a kik account, put a decent picture of yourself, and post it in the kik thread or a local thread.
>decent picture of yourself
Why are normies so delusional?
It's not like I'll ever get a gf anywhere else.
Also why were you on soc to see that thread?
>get a gf
>work hard to make her happy
>she still cheats on me on daily basis
>can't dump her because then I'd be alone forever
when did you realize all women are garbage, anon?
All women cheat you just have to get over it before you decide to get in a relationship with one
there are 3 kinds of females in this world
>cheaters
>liars
>sand niggresses chained up by their wise muslim husband
>>25310776
>get used to being cucked
yeah nah
stop being such an insecure beta
>>25310646
No OP.
You ARE the garbage.
Who else ktf
maybe if you had a baby your life wouldnt be so shit!
>>25310553
You need to go pls
>>25310530
Where are you? We could get some anons together, tie you up in a gyn chair and use you erryday until you piss positive. And we could play videogames and stuff when you're on break. It'd be fun.
>be me, 22 yrs old
>be alcoholic, drink a 12 pack almost everyday, more and more adding up everyday
>lonely KHV, never met a girl, always depressed
>finally meet one one day at the bar
>notice she's an alcoholic too
>finally happy again somewhat, we hit it off, always got drunk together, did shit together, we were so happy together
>everything was perfect
>day of our 3 year anniversary, finish work and call her to take her out for dinner
>doesn't answer
>don't where she is
>20 minutes later her mother calls me
>"Anon.. i'm sorry to say this but she's gone, she was was walking across the street to go to the bank and was hit by a drunk driver"
>almost fucking fainted, broke down and cried my fucking eyes out
>will never get the best thing back that i loved the most, even more than the booze
The cruel fucking Irony of what happened haunts me every fucking day.
I'm 28 now, Ever since that day I haven't touched a drop of Alcohol and now help other Alcoholics in my community with their addiction. I just wish she was back, robots.
December 28th, 2012
you're a good person
i hope it gets better
>>25310522
We both know this didn't happen, now go crack your morning beer
>>25310522
Just letting you know that I, a stranger on the web whom you will never meet, acknowledge and feel your feels.
Post music you enjoy. Go!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRAOjK5IZmU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EZ-gXxEByro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUfvMZuKU8c&ab_channel=Aramil
Skream is really nice. Good taste OP
Maybe you will like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3EXHdT8DKM
