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>"oh, you want a boyfriend with his life sorted out? what's sorted out about your life?"
How would you respond femanons?
>>25308879
I sleep with 20 guys at once and have a job where I mostly play with my phone and complain about other women
>>25308958
>"well, I'm sure someone will like you. all the best, bye"
>>25308879
I have a job, my own place, no animals, am not fat, didn't have a "wild phase".
Unfortunately I am on 4chan so I'm crazy.
>when you remember you're white
You get doubles.
>88
feels good bruder
I'm pretty indifferent towards it to be quite honest.
>tfw have a job interview today
>>25308714
What's your biggest weakness?
>>25308727
Anxiety and autism.
"Have you worked before?"
And out the door I was sent.
Why do girls get so self concious about their boobs?
they don't, it's an anime meme
>>25308710
Why do guys get so self conscious about their dicks?
Because it's a big part of who they are. I mean some girls are more than a walking uterus.
who /capital_eye_for_lower_case_Ls_to_make_unoriginal_comments/ here?
>>25308604
l Iove it
>>25308604
shhhh you'II Iet the secret out
>>25308604
>>25308613
This is just plain sad.
Who /midnightsnacks/ here ?
>>25308601
No, that's on Tuesdays.
Or at least it was....back in the day.;_;
Shit snack m8
I'm defrosting some chicken tenders right now, then I'll flour them,deep fry and then coat with Buffalo sauce, bleu cheese and celery on the side of course.
Iooks comfy
I just want the diarrhea to end
>>25308586
Yep. Stuck in a hotel in Thailand because of stomach bug since Xmas day. Not cool.
btfo
cucked
lol
thailand
that's what you get for fucking lady boys you fucking faggot
>>25308862
That makes no fucking sense whatsoever
The 90s are as far away today as the 60s were in the 90s
There are kids born after Boulevard of Broken Dreams who are having sex already
>2006 will be 10 years ago
>>25308534
>Boulevard of Broken Dreams
m8, my parents weren't even born back then
>tfw our reality is simulated and created by our original civilization in order to monitor all of their civilians and determine their mental status before they're incorporated into society
>yfw you die and wake up as an immortal futa titty monster and told your job starts tomorrow
>yfw no more 4chan
Kill yourself fatty >>>/wizchan/
>>25308446
I mean statistically speaking that's far more likely, right?
What's the bigger assumption:
In an infinite amount of time no society has invented and done that
Or
We truly are alone and our world is real
>>25308475
>implying I haven't lost my virginity twice
why do people on other boards call /r9k/ shit?
wheneven /r9k/ is brought up anywhere else everybody is really hostile towards it
what did we do?
>>25308389
normies being normies
>>25308389
They believe /r9k/ is a massive pity party full of people that could easily fix themselves and thus consider it shit and an excuse for people to perpetuate their misery.
Because you are losers?
Any robots here who love mixing lemon or berries with their water?
taste good man.
>>25308239
i like lemon sparkling water
Might as well just drink a soda with all that sugar you're adding.
>>25308239
cucumber mint water
strawberry kiwi water
peach water
berry water
lime water
I love you fruit water
tfw no bf
I'm sociable, I have hobbies, I have a job, I have my own place...
How do I find a bf that isn't some desperate 90 year old mexican looking for a green card? Everyone I ever meet just schmoozing around at work or bars or w/e is straight. What gives?
Where are you anon? We can be bfs maybe?
>>25308192
Why dont you go to a gay bar dumbass?
>>25308217
1 - they're whole MILES away'
2 - they're full offrancophones I can't fucking understand at all because my french is dogshit
2 - they're full of old people I don't want to bang, such as 90 year old mexicans looking for green cards
Does anyone else dread the thought of having kids? I'm honestly certain that I don't want any. I find babies repulsive and raising a kid is too expensive and time-consuming.
But isn't the desire to have kids supposed to be innate? What's wrong with me?
Isn't this supposed to be pedo pepe not worried parent pepe?
>>25308061
it works as both
Yes, because it would give me a purpose in life and I'd get to vicariously re-live my childhood.
No, because the world is only going to get much worse.
who else here can't sleep?
>>25307845
3:20 here.
I'm not really trying to go to sleep since it's break, but during the semester I always try to go to bed at a reasonable time but can't. Too much to think about.
Can't or won't? Can't or won't? CAN'T OR WON'T?
4:20 here. Have to wake up for work at 7. My parents found out I dropped out of uni today. I can't stop regretting screwing things up with my oneitis. Just staying up killing myself mentally.
My gf's ass. rate.
Fuck off normie faggot.
Stroke your ego elsewhere you narcissistic sociopath.
>>25307844
reee normal go away
Fucking normie scum. Fuck off back to /b/.
