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who /darkcircles/ here?
tired of normies telling me I look tired tbqh
>people randomly asking if I'm doing alright
pls stop
>Rough night anon?
I've had them since i was 5-6, Is there actually a cure for them or do i have to live being looked at for the rest of my life?
Pic related
>>25310539
this p. much sums up my whole life
what do people think about this guy? is he a robot, /r9k/?
he has actively posted here and refers to roasties and normies constantly
He's recently been filming himself in his car. Just a few more steps to being the Elliot Rodger of the fast food industry.
>thereportoftheweek can drive now
>tfw you realize your dad actually does love you he just never knew how to show it
If you say so m8
I have a pretty good relationship with my dad. the best times were after him and my mother split I would go round and get drunk and play poker with him. That shit was fun as fuck
>tfw you realize your dad actually does hate you he just never knew how to show it
>working out to work towards the 2k16gf
>blaring some music to keep me motivated and keep the adrenaline up
>two nigs also using the track with me
>nbd have my knife holstered in my pocket
>one of them comes jogging up to me
>tighten my grip
>"yo dawg"
>try to ignore him
>"yo dawg"
>finally take my headphones out and turn to acknowledge him
>"yo dawg i heard you playing "Club Can't Handle Me" you like flo rida?"
>Seems friendly enough, Yeah I like this song, really catchy
>"yeah dawg well i just wanna letchu know the club can't handle you cuz it look like middle school still doing that job"
>he runs away laughing with his nig friend
>i immediately run off the track and drive home
i'm fucking 22 years old, i fucking hate niggers. i'm never working out again. i'm going to go eat a pizza. fuck this.
>>25310308
I doubt this happened
>>25310308
>listening to nigger music
>>25310308
>living around niggers
Theres your problem.
So the deal is I see a doctor or i'm exiled pretty much. How do you even talk to these people?
I guess someone share experiences with doctors. I literally haven't seen one in 8 years.
>>25310246
Just be honest with them m8. Wouldn't recommend you take any of their psychotics or anti-depressants tho.
>>25310510
/thread
robot u fucker
>>25310246
what kind of doctor is that? Psychiatrist?
This just in: Roasties confirmed for spawn of Satan.
ITT: post evidence you've seen of Roasties being the most terrible life form ever.
They have refused to love me on multiple occasions and even made jokes about how they would never have intercourse with me
>>25310568
Don't you know? By normie logic you can't be angry at them because of this. Even if they hate you for things out of your control, like your height, being ugly etc. It's always your fault. Welcome to normie world.
>>25310596
plz dont remind me. This is my safe space.
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ALLOWED HUH!??????!!!!!!!!
>>25310217
You might need to be more specific about what part of it you feel shouldn't be allowed.
most cucks are white, so who cares
>tfw no horny smasher near me
How do you guys picture your deaths? Lets be realistic, we want to commit suicide but are actually scared of doing it, otherwise it wouldve been done by now!
If the /pol/ rumors are true on how the government wants to kill 4 billion people and stabilize the population, I expect to be one of the undesirables killed. If not that, then either by a heart attack alone in a small apartment, or frozen/starved to death in the streets if i cant manage a place to live. It pains me to see it but these are the most realistic outcomes i've come up with in my head. Any thought of being surrounded by a wife, kids, or family are out the window since im a worthless loser who isnt good enough to date anyone and my neetism probably upsets my family deep down
I'll either die in a car crash or drop dead from a brain aneurysm or something probably sometime in my mid 30s
I'd just kill myself now if I wasn't such a coward
I'm probably even more undesirable than you, by those standards
>smart and decent looking, but...
>32
>brain cancer survivor
>paralyzed on one side of body
>have to sleep for 16+ hours a day
>no hope of ever returning to normal life
>no girl in her right mind would marry me
There is nothing worse than chronic illness. At least a healthy person can change/improve themselves. I dunno, get /fit/ or something. I can't do any of that.
I'd probably put some white sheets on my bed and slit my throat while lying in it.
http://similarminds.com/personality_disorder.html
So /r9k/, how fucked are you?
Well gosh, I guess I'm more damaged than I thought
What does this mean op
All my conditions are hardly recognized for such.
Low IQ, allism, religiousness.
no idea guys what your problem is, if i can get a 4/10 gf why cant you?
pic releated, just lower your expectations
why should i have to get a gf that ugly
my autism isn't my fault
>>25310120
its ur parents fault for drinking bleach
>>25310110
>just lower your expectations
You are more likely to be sucessful if you raise expectations, within reason. 3/10 and below are so self entitled. aiming for a 5-6 is ideal.
As of 2015 (2016 soon) the following things exist:
>Dating sites like Tinder, Meetme and others, which allow girls to instantaneously hookup with guys that they find attractive, which end up being only 20% of the most attractive males in their pools.
>Sites like Chartubate, MyFreeCams and others, allowing both Men and Women to perform sexual acts in exchange for money, with the young women on the front page drawing an audience of around 1000 people at a time.
>Normal guys sporting gay as fuck Pompadour haircuts, who give time, money, energy, love and their soul to what were once unattractive heavyset women, boosting their egos, just so that these poor normal guys can experience some semblance of a relationship, and still get cheated on, or left by the women at any opportunity to "jump ship" to another male.
>Sexually liberated women becoming ever increasingly jealous that they aren't able "to try all" of the variations of SEX (bisexual, gay, trans, threesomes, etc.), as much as the more attractive ladies in their cohort, WHILE their male counterparts still remain unwanted virgins, of whom some haven't even so much as felt a woman's kiss on the lips in their entire lives.
>But any small hope that these men might have for finding a Good Woman (defined as being decently attractive, feminine and kind) are shattered by the onward march of SJW Feminism, which continue to unshamefully destroy the male identity, like stabbing a wounded lion already in the throes of death.
>As if a lack of true love and fairness in society wasn't an issue in itself, the motivation to "start anew" is destroyed by the mountains of debt in all its forms, the lack of job security, and the decreasing demand basic human labor due to technological automation and HB1 Visa outsourcing, rendering the first world White Male deliberately unfranchised, uncared for, unhelped, and confused about his future.
Tell me. Should I give up, and what does the future look like as this runs its course?
>>25310078
reminder that 2016 can be the last year that things are like this.
all you have to do is vote.
>>25310117
I'm not getting my hopes up.
I never wanted to be an extremist like Trump. But I've been forced into it. I'm literally fighting to be loved and noticed, while being berated because I am white and male. I'm completely misunderstood by women, who think that I am a bad an undeserving person when I am not... I'm not going to take it anymore.
More and more everyday I wish to force people to see the truth. And if a kick in the ass by some madman is the only shot, I might take it. But again, there is nothing that says he isn't bought and paid for like everyone else.
>>25310229
>I'm completely misunderstood by women, who think that I am a bad an undeserving person when I am not
In what way do you think Trump will solve this problem for you? I'm legitimately curious.
>Your child's mother will never die in a car crash
>You will never be a single parent to a qt daughter
Feels bad brehs.
>>25310070
Brehs meme needs to die
Nice, I'm not the only one on here to think about this.
>>25310494
Can I count on you to run over my child's mother if I ever get that far?
Joking aside, being in that situation sounds so nice but also is pretty sad.
what are your standards, permavirgins? what would a girl need to make you rather stay virgin than fuck her? i'll start
>fat and ugly, can't be both
>major amputation
>any sexual disease
>trap
other than that i will fuck literally anything that has a vagina
bumperito
I will fuck or love pretty much anyone, even the ones with the things you mentioned like an amputation
where I draw the line is if they're horribly obese, like, 300+ lbs
that and the disease thing. I don't want an std.
Anorexic people are kinda creepy. I don't mean people who are just naturally skinny and you can see their ribs and their limbs are super thin and stuff. I mean the time that's literally lying on a bed dying during the times that they aren't posting stupid captioned pictures of their knees together on tumblr.
>>25310050
p much everything you wrote
also gonna need sauce for the whore you just posted
I'm browsing r9k in a bar wtf is wrong with me
Eh, I browse 4chan in my regular pub sometimes. Nothing wrong with it.
>>25309957
tryna look cool thats all
/r9k/ is a bit risky to browse in public. You never know when scrolling down you will suddenly get tranny porn on your screen.
Lets get rid of the ROBOT on r9k.
All it does is not let you post image only posts and you have to type some random shit behind your post like "fufu u robotu!!!1111"
It's just pointless and annoying.
Post ITT if you agree so we can get rid of this bullshit.
the fact that people type random junk after their posts is depressing. they could try to be individuals, but instead they type the same stupid post and say "desu senpai"
it really shows how shitty the people on this board are
>>25309911
yeah no shit. i've only ever gotten muted 3 times since the robot was turned back on. how about type a fucking sentence instead of regurgitating stupid maymays
>>25309855
The purpose of the Robot is to give this board a plausible reason to exist aside from being uhhh... what it is.
