>black people go on the internet and make "HURRR WHITE PEOPLE" posts
>are astounded and offended when they receive "HURRR BLACK PEOPLE" posts in return
why are niggers so stupid?
Im black and i wish i was dead
>>25305451
i'm white and I wish you were dead too
>>25305451
>>25305467
i'm a dog
what the fuck am i doing here
>tfw obsessed with the idea of getting my dick sucked
>tfw small dick + not good with girls so this will never happen
>tfw sister has literally the biggest fullest cock sucking lips I have ever seen in my life(picture related its her)
>she loves spending time with me
>she gets hit on 24/7 but never responds to anyones advances as far as I know
>she constantly makes "retarded" faces...
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Yikes dude...
>>25305221
rape her? Kill yourself?
Only women fucking moan uncontrollably faggot.
Say its the name of your gf or some shit. God damn dude rip
Does anyone else on this board wonder if random people they see on the street go on r9k?
>walk down isle at walmart
>see deadbeat
>want to ask if he uses r9k to see if he wants to be friends
>dont
I often wonder if anyone I know in my personal or professional life uses 4chan, but I'd never want to befriend someone who uses this site. Stranger or not.
>>25305081
>told some emo bitch i used this site
>they look shocked, i could see the eyes expanding
never reveal your power level r9k keep it hidden until you're good enough
>>25305081
Don't ever, ever do that. I know you're autistic but control yourself.
What's your excuse for not having a 5/10 gf?
Because I'm 6/10 so I deserve 6/10 or more.
Because they expect a 8/10 man at minimum.
If I didn't already have a girlfriend I would try to fuck a whole bunch of 5-6/10s by offering them false hope with love
Opinion on this game, /r9k/? Is athletics a bad skill to have?
>>25304212
Vanilla Oblivion is a fucking abomination. Fortunately one autistic dude (who is now employed by by them apparently) took it upon himself to reprogram it so that it actually resembled an elder scrolls game (e.g. Morrowind.)
>>25304284
Better than Skyrim honestly. I thought the main quest was more interesting and the guild quests were far better. Only thing Oblivion did really badly was Cyrodiil itself, where the Imperial City is supposed to be a grand metropolis of thousands and it's like 2 blocks, and how every corner of the map is like a different region smashed together.
Morrowind BTFOs both of them for sure though.
>>25304284
What are you talking about? Name of the mod so I can google it?
https://www.reddit.com/r/hapas/comments/3ye583/the_east_asian_inferiority_complex_a_message_to/
Read this sub and understand the fucked up psychology of hapas, the spawn you bring into this earth.
>>25304191
Liu Wen is a trap right?
Men who like Asian women usually enjoy putting down Asian men. Don't they understand that if they have a son he will be an Asian man?
I know here's reddit 2.0 but I'll keep sending faggots like OP to the shithole where he belongs.
GTFO FUCKING REDDITOR PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Favourite video game characters.
Can not be a main character.
I'll start, Emile.
>>25303084
Shit bumnbbp
>>25303084
If i'd taken the time to find a pic your thread would be six feet under.
Hilarious fucking guy, the dichotomy of his voice and appearance is the best.
>>25303084
Cortez from Timesplitters: future perfect
>IT'S TIME TO SPLIT!
d-does this apply to you?
>>25298904
No, this is never gonna happen
>>25298904
ive had like 100 girls on omegle masturbate over me and i know an ugly ginger housemate in uni did, she told me and i fucked her
life is retarded
Maybe at one point but not now.
AKA why you shouldn't bother
right looks OK, left looks like a pedophile
wouldn't fuck either mind you
>>25298637
holy shit, I didn't realise Brianna Wu was a tranny
Makes sense now I think about it, she always seemed really weird looking
if mr bean was a tranny
Thread for old (25+) kissless virgins.
Do you think you'll EVER lose it? Do you think anyone will ever even kiss you?
25, almost 26 here, and I've almost lost all hope.
>>25298433
48 here
it gets worse lads
>>25298433
25, almost 26 here as well.
I doubt it, but I don't think it's impossible. There's nothing particularly repulsive about me, I was just socially awkward throughout school and then became a NEET so I don't really have any way of meeting people, especially women.
I had a couple chances to turn things around by starting to make friends, but I blew it both times and now I've been NEET so long I don't know if I can ever get out of it.
26
Doesn't even bother me to be honest. I've never felt lonely though, I actually just wish everyone would leave me alone.
what is the best way of insulting women?
Like really getting under their skin?
>>25309661
ignoring them or humiliating them in public by laughing at them
>>25309673
>ignoring them
I'd disagree, they'd just think you are shy
>laughing at them
whiteknights will come to their rescue, restoring their self esteem
i need something subtle, something seemingly innocuous that can really tear them apart.
>>25309661
Who hurt you anon?
Fuck off Robt, this is an original comment.
>tfw get random panic attack for no reason
>>25309353
>on anti depressants since childhood
>just started on anti anxiety
>find out both ruin your ability to fight off stress without meds
I'm trying to tough it out now. Every time I decide not to kill myself feels like a little battle won
Too bad you don't look like a cute animu girl while doing it, but instead like the sperg you are.
>>25309378
this anon again
just letting you know I also have bouts of anxiety and panic. Sometimes I curl up and rock back and forth. Other times I cry and scream. Other times I want to cut my neck with a knife and have rubbed them on my neck before visualizing it and it calms me down
It happens when I imagine all the things that worry me in life. If only in spirit I want you to know everything is going to be okay. Just keep trucking. It's going to be fine. I mean those worries of your haven't manifested...
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I'm in southeast europe and probably going to the US to study in college, and I'm curious what fraction of girls pierce themselves in places other than in the ears? How common is this disgusting tribalistic degeneracy(for me a single nose or lip piercing lowers the beauty of someone by 2-3 points on a scale of 1-10) ,that is an instant dealbreaker for me?
In my country fortunately only drugees, some metalheads and some stacies use this crap.
It really worries me that in most internet photos of average western women(my target) around 70% of them are pierced.
Septum piercings are the newest slut trend
Just avoid sluts, not every single girl is a slut. Sluts don't really go on dates so ask any qt without the slut markings out
>>25309322
A bunch of girls do it, easily a third of them depending on where you are. It's also a 100% indicator that she is a basic, vapid, useless, selfish, uninteresting, unfaithful whore, if it is paired with dyed hair.
THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
>browsing [r9k] nice and toasty in my bed
>mom comes into my room
>''anon you know those bottles of pee you threw away in the garage ?..''
>heart skips a beat
>''A couple of them had exploded, or leaked and there was a huge spill on the garage floor...''
>at this point my I stop breathing and begin pinching myself
>''It...
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>>25309146
uh, i have a personal bathroom in my room.
With a shower and everything so i dont have to piss in a bottle.
>>25309252
Even if I did have one in my room I think I'd still piss in bottles. There's just something about them that I like, they're like little decorations or something
>>25309481
Then at least do it in a bottle that won't explode you jackass.
All jokes aside fellow robots, I'm done
I want a do-over with my life.
Which country can I fly to
with only the clothes on my back and
restart my life at age 30.
As much details as possible please
The other option is ending it all
You can't just go and start a life with no money.
Honestly it looks like your best option is ending it all.
The only countries you could go to would be 3rd world shit holes and even then you'd get taken advantage of when you stepped foot there. Not to mention immigration is a bitch no matter where you go.
So since staying and fixing your life isn't an option, I'm assuming, then you might as well off yourself. Be sure to blame your parents in your suicide note
take you money to a country like Cambodia or something, you can live the high life with no one knowing about it.