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"She lives on Love Street
Lingers long on Love Street
She has a house and garden
I would like to see what happens
She has robes and she has monkeys
Lazy diamond studded flunkies
She has wisdom and knows what to do
She has me and she has you
She has wisdom and knows what to do
She has me and she has you"
>>25305404
>women seem wicked when you're unwanted
Pretty much calls out every single woman hating robot frogposter
I think it was more his excessive drug use.
>>25305482
That was mostly after he was a normie icon, though. When he was poor and living off of bread writing poems about women only dating chads and shit is when he was a robot.
Non-whites, how does it feel knowing a white BWC god could steal any of your women at the drop of a hat?
Lmao, what you think we wanted them to begin with!?
I'm pissed stay away from them
As white men we have the superior women already.
Black men are trying to date white women because their own is inferior.
Do you not realize this?
>what do you use, dose, frequency?
>describe the effects
>how did you get onto it?
>experiences and tips for dealing with doctors
>do you use it to get high/abuse it?
>combos with other drugs?
>tolerance, addiction, withdrawl and other related stories
>>25305300
whats the high even like? is it like the good-ol-days weed high? stuff barely gets me stoned anymore
i know a kid who sells those exact pills for like 10 bucks i think
>>25305300
>prescribed 10mg valium tablets
>used to be prescribed 30 of pic related a month
>got addicted
>also on effexor (ssri)
>decide i need to stop taking both because i was going fucking crazy
>zaaaaaap
I got into it through psychiatry. My prescription is recreational at this point.Usually ill split up 2 into 1/4ths and down them. Lately I've been crushing them and putting them in water (i know they're not water soluble, but you cant eat powder, and no alcohol around because I don't drink, (otherwise I'd make a soln.) Then i take my finger and wipe whatever is left in the glass, and wipe it under my tongue. I start coming up within like 5-10 minutes, shit is great senpai.
Most xan bars I've ever taken was two, was nice. I know I'm a pleb for not taking more but w/e, that with weed is enough for me, i like to conserve them.
>>25305363
not at all. Imagine just being comfy as shit for no reason, and decently euphoric.
Buy two, split, down on empty stomach. and smoke a joint, but dont fucking drink.
White boys you ever fantasize at how comfy an all white country would be? You ever fantasize about living in a big city without the constant thread of non-whites, their drugs, their violence or their thievery? I dream about it. It would be so chill and comfy to live in. Instead of going on 4chan and seeing constantly non-whites speaking our language and appropriating our culture saying "How can whitebois compete" without showing any appreciation of living in a 1st world white majority country.
Pic related, I'd imagine since there would be no shitskins we wouldn't be wasted millions of dollars on them and could use all the money going to cops to fight niggers toward infrastructure and comfy transportation like Japan does.
Just move to Japan then and suck off some Japanese guy
>>25305273
>citybois trying to force the comfy meme again
give me my 100+ thread, you know this is an interesting topic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCbjXGftBc4
Okay faggots do I have a story for you
>Be me
>Live with dad
>Parents divorced, so my dad has this fancy sex toy hidden in my mom's old dresser that I use sometimes while he's away.
>Christmas day
>Dad got quadcopters for myself, my brother, and himself
>They have little cameras on the bottom
>Today
>Dad and brother are gone, so I go to retrieve the silicone vagina
>Notice that the dresser is slightly open
>See dad's quadcopter on top of dresser, usually nothing there
>Retrieve SD card from the camera on the copter
>Load it into my computer
Surely enough, it's a video of my dad fucking a sex toy recorded with a shitty quadcopter camera.
Who else has accidentally seen their parents fuck something/someone?
>Sharing a sex toy with your dad
That's fucking disgusting, anon.
>>25305291
He doesn't know that I use it
>>25305252
erm... yeah that's pretty weird, watching yr pop fuck a fake puss. You know what's weirder? Sharing it with him you fucking freak.
How the FUCK do I offend white people? I'm a black guy and I find it impossible to insult these devils. On /pol/ I do call them cumskins but then they reply "Typical low IQ nigger insult", as if "shitskin" is a complex word. How the fuck do they have so many insults at their disposal? Gook, shitskin, -nigger, goatfucker, camelfucker, kike, hook-nose, dindu, ape, monkeyfucker, streetshitter, raghead, oven fuel, "muh dick", chink, mudslime, coon.
What can we offend whites with except the non-effective "cumskin". You can't call them a Nazi as they take pride in that. Can't call them a "whiteboy" or "whitey" as they then start posting those crime statistics and pictures of Greco-Roman statues as if they have anything to do with them.
I'm really fucking sick of whites and their asshole behaviour. I don't hate Jews, Indians, Muslims, Asians, Native Americans, Pakis, Chinese people, Brazilians, Argentinians, Mexicans. Why are whites so hateful? Atlanta here btw.
>>25305244
Please go away chucklefuck
simple.. you must become white... to offend white.............
>>25305244
just whip it out, should do the trick.
So obviously there are people here with past relationships so help me make sense of this:
>saw this girl I knew first time again in years
>shes nice to me
>get number through mutual friend and start texting her
>talk for a couple of weeks
>out of no where tells me she needs a ride to see a "person" she hasnt seen in a long time before "person" leaves
>Ok cool, I pick her up with my friends
>she says nvm the ride but I ask her to go out and get something to eat
>we eat then I drop off friends
>go to my house
>hangs out says shes tired
>I asked to take her home but she said she didnt want to go home
Cont..
Keep in mind I only had one other Gf before, and that was 3 years ago
Long story short she stayed at my house and we slept together, literallt without any sex, she just talked to me about her problems and meanwhile I pussied out and didnt even cuddle. Only touched her hair a little. I slept in the fedal position the whole night. Next moring i just took her home. No kiss nothing.
It gets worse though..
>>25305303
Eventually we hanged out again, this time I took her to see this "person". An hour away drive. During the ride tried to kiss her but she denied me. When i dropped her off i figured out it was her bf or her ex bf atleast. After that shes been ignoring my texts more and more.
Would i be a cuck for trying still with her or should i just give up?
>>25305179
Are you in florida i think i might know you
Hey, /r9k/! let's play some Minecraft. IP is 159.203.237.173 vanilla 1.8, offline mode. Come join! Those of you that played last night, feel free to stop by!
Minecraft is shitnormie
>>25305167
let me use nodus client mkay op
>>25305240
I'll be there in a bit
Anyone else ever notice that /r9k/ and Tumblr are kinda the genderswapped versions of each other?
>>25305161
>genderswapped
what did you mean by this?
r9k isnt even on the same level of pathetic, its way below. pol is tumblr on this site, the opposite.
now fuck off you mentally ill freak
>>25305161
And /pol/ is the 4chan version of SJW'S.
This site is made of retards n fagets senpai.
>be me 16
>have partial friends who vidya with and hang out with at school but don't do anything outside of that.
>met in middle school but as years went by I was never really in the group
>they were closest things i had to friends but I was treated like fucking trash all the time
>i didn't mind so much because it was the closest thing to social interaction i have
>one day at lunch one of my friends slaps me because I called him a "sneaky jew" which is a south park reference with us
>admin catches us and I get pulled into office
>have to tell them story
>all my friends tell them I'm a nazi who actually hates jews and thats why my friend slapped me
>anyway get in trouble
>havent spoken to friends since then
>they don't care and have moved on
>its been 1 month since then
>they keep hanging out and probobly don't miss me
>the friend who hit me is actually more of a nazi than me
>its all a fucking joke and they snitched on me
>the friend who hit me only one who sorry
I was the wtf guy in the group. I made alot of sarcastic comments and said weird stuff to make them laugh. I can't be serious it's not in my nature. Hold me r9k I feel so alone now.
>>25305146
>>be 16
>>its been 1 month since then
you know you could at least pretend you aren't underage dipshit
>>25305178
>Implying 90% of 4chan isn't under 18
>>25305146
They're shit friends OP. Just be more social, talk with people you sit around in class.
>>25305146
bumping just cuz :^)
Roasties BTFO thread.
How does this make roasties feel?
>>25305141
>leave top on
>take bottom off
???
Why the fuck would you tan like this?
Why are the spaces in the chair much wider at the bottom?
>>25305141
>>25305160
>>25305162
What do you think her feet smell like?
I'm straight and was considering going to one just for the experience. Are they any good ?
>>25305114
They are horrible.
The BDSM community is part of the rainbow community. So all the women there will be feminist tumblrinas who will remind you that trans*women are real women, so if you're straight you're also into cock because you're not transphobic, right?
So yeah, it's basically tumblrinas who want to find their personal Christian Grey. But who must also be a feminist. And take charge and be super dominant, aggressive and assertive.
But also seek "enthusiastic consent" before he touches any body part of the girl.
tl;dr: I hate BDSM munches just as much as I hate tumblr by now.
>>25305196
I mean I deal with political stuff on a daily basis it is part of what I do is it possible to just talk about normal everday stuff to these people ?
>>25305196
>acts like he knows shit about BDSM
>isn't enthusiastic about enthusiastic consent
The emphasis and focus on consent in the community is good for everyone involved.
Hey ladies? Remember me, your army stud's here. I'm always here. I've not been forgotten about right? Just got done doing my 500lbs deadlift when I saw a skinny guy and a good lean girl walking hand in hand and I got so mad, I RKO'd him to the ground. I can't take it anymore. I need help /r9k/ Help me control my hate against the roasties. I'm only 5'5'', 130lbs and I hate myself for it. I just want to kiss a girl, I thought women loved a guy in uniform... but I guess not. I'm told I'm 14 but I'm actually 21, I just look 14. All girls look at me like a younger brother and I hate it!
also femanons rate
Lmaoing @ your life, kid
First off, that's a Chiefs anchor on your garrison cap. From the Navy, not the army.
Second, Chiefs don't wear black garrison caps.
Third, fuck you
Fourth, your fucking cover is crooked you shitbag
Hey, robots, I might have found a normie girl who's actually into me but I'm a bit worried and my paranoia's getting to me.
She comes from a fairly wealthy background, easily an 8+/10, and is a couple years older than me. I could be completely autistic and misreading her common courtesy for romantic interest, but I'm pretty sure she's into me. Either way, I like her a lot too and she seems like a very genuine person, but there are a few things that set off red flags for me and I don't know if I'm just being too paranoid or if I have some legit concerns.
I know she recently got out of an off/on relationship with a guy that was fairly serious and ongoing for a few years, she has a very "reddit" tier sense of humor, she's described herself as "try-anything" which doesn't sound too good in my head, and in the time we've talked she's mentioned "this guy I dated" several times.
So I don't know, maybe she's a perfectly normal girl who would actually be a healthy relationship or if the little robot voice in the back of my head is right.
bumpin with original comments.
bump again. is it worth it to become a normie? I don't wanna be a cuck, guys.
want some advice from fellow robots.
hey femanons, just a random pic i took of myself haha... im just silly like that. skype me at shivagambino
sexy pose haha
>>25304820
Here's some advice I wish I could tell myself when I was a kid.
You could be a decent looking man when you grow up if you learn how to take care of yourself and acted like a man. Brush those nasty ass teeth and join different sports until you find something you like. And do your fucking homework. Getting good grades is easy as shit and will help you a ton in getting into University.
Now get the fuck off.
>>25304886
uhhhhh im 21 years old i just look 14 i get mistaken alot im in the army pic related me in my army uniform
