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What would /r9k/ do if you won a million dollars?
Personally I'd buy a house for around $300k and save the rest.
>>25300570
Invest half, buy a nice small comfy house in siberia and spend my days shitposting in a more comfy enviroment that i am curently
Buy gf from eastern europe and hope million is enough to cover its expenses at least for a while.
>>25300570
tell no one
invest
What's her name, r9k?
And who is she anyway?
>>25300523
She doesn't have a name because I've never met her. 25 fucking years and I can't find a girl I feel any sort of meaningful connection with. What the fuck is wrong with me.
>>25300578
Well, whatever's wrong with you is also what's wrong with me.
I just created this thread because i like hearing other people's stories and I want anons to have somewhere to vent
Her name was ..... i-don't remember
So have any long-term NEETS (7+ years) escaped NEETdom for the better?
How'd you do it? Is it possible? What do employers think about it?
It's okay if you trolls say mean things or joke about it or whatever, but I'm also wanting to hear real stories if you guys have them
Bumping for a second chance
don't think its possible, can't see myself working with other people.
Welp, I guess that's that
>it's the "you need to get a job and become a productive member of society" talk with the parents
yeah, dad. because working at some shitty WAGESLAVE retail job will really make me a better person.
>go outo dinner a casual cafe dinner with parents
>dad is mad because i didn't wear blue dress shirt he got me for christmas
>"you need to start dressing respectable, wear a nice watch and slacks"
I DON'T WANT TO DRESS LIKE A TRYHARD FAILED NORMIE
Getting a job won't make you a better person but it will make so you have something in your life besides beta fags. Like fuck why does everyone hate having a life, sure jobs suck sometimes but at least you have something
>>25300604
Working is just suicide in slow motion. If I ever have to work I'd probably kick the chair out from underneath me after a week.
How do you deal with working?
Do you count down the hours?
>>25300262
>How do you deal with working?
I don't.
>Do you count down the hours?
I have no hours to count down.
Look, I'm sure wagecucks hate themselves and their jobs. But they've certainly got better lives than NEETs such as myself.
anyone work retail? kohl's shoe departmet here
>>25300579
i work aarons brothers. retail sux specially during holidays
Is Lester beta? Is Ricky?
What do robots think of this movie?
Thought it really explained my train of thought really well. I thought it was the best movie ever.
>>25300249
it's about betas becoming alphas
Artistic masterpiece. I just watched it for the first time like 2 weeks ago.
>"You're so quiet, Anon. What's on your mind?"
Only half of what's on yours
>>25300248
>"HYUK GYUK HYUK!! YOU'RE SO FUNNY ANON!"
>>25300248
Noice.You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
robots, do you use facebook or have you moved on?
I've moved on, and I use Facebook.
Kek at that pic
>>25300156
Only to complain about work. My family wants me to have one so there's another avenue to contact me
Really annoying desu
Redpill me on boners.
When did it become taboo to not show off your proud masculine cock? Don't you want women to know they turn you on?
Who /boner/ here?
>>25300055
That could be interpreted as sexual harassment
>>25300055
Nigga u srs baka desu senpai
>>25300055
Do you want women to wet their pants when they see you?
>tfw 5'6"
Feels good not to be a manlet
>>25300052
5'6 also.
Was just talking to some grill on skype
here u go
>>25300052
>feels good to be a third worlder
There fixed that for you man.
>>25300066
How does that have any correlation with height?
Height is genetic and does not play a part in the location of where you live.....retard
So you pussies will lay on your fat asses downing soda and french fries all day but wont smoke because its bad for you?
Pack a day here and could probably outrun all of you and am one of the most in shape people here
If you're not insecure about your smoking habit, why do you feel the need to justify your behavior?
>>25299973
>falling for the cigarette meme in 2015
anon its almost 2016 you can still make a new memes resolution
>>25299973
>So you pussies will lay on your fat asses downing soda and french fries all day but wont smoke because its bad for you?
yeah?
you can survive with one bad habit, harder to survive with two
and we've made our choice already
I don't understand the concept of bars.
For the sake of argument let's say it's an Old Fashioned. Are you supposed to just walk in and order something, or do most of these places have menus online that you should be checking first? The Old Fashioned is a fairly common, popular drink, but what if it's a more obscure one? What if, like the Old Fashioned, it's a fairly complex/difficult/time-consuming cocktail?
Are there some types of bar that you're supposed to instinctively know as ones that do or don't serve such drinks? I imagine most "dive bars" want to just serve cheap beer and really simple rum-and-coke type stuff.
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Just tell them what you fucking want, and if they don't know what it is, explain what's in it and they'll make it for you, you fucking moron.
Happens all the time. Also, bartenders know how to make a lot of drinks, you nerd.
i just always get sazeracs
Mixed drinks have many alternate names, you can just ask for the ingredients and the bartender will understand most of the time. No one is going to care about how you ask for a drink or what terms you use, as long as you both understand the order.
A lot of ordering happens like this
>"Do you have x alcohol and x ingredients?"
>"Yeah, we have that."
>"Great thanks, can I get a x?"
If you want beer you say this
>"Do you have Old Fashioned on tap?"
>"Yes, we also have it bottled." or "No, but we have it bottled." or "No, sorry!"
>"Great, can I get it on tap?"
You usually don't go to bars to get nice drinks, because you would be getting better quality at home at least you mean on tap beers. Mixing drinks at home is a much better plan though. People usually go to bars to meet strangers and drink or socialize with friends in a setting with unlimited booze. Good luck out there OP.
>NEET talking to family
>have you figured out what you want to do with yourself yet?
>>25299935
just tell them you're fine with fucking your hand, videogames and anime
YES I'M DOING IT RIGHT NOW YOU STUPID NORMIES WHY ELSE DO YOU THINK I'M NEET? FUCK!
OH BOOHOO MY MOTHER WILL DIE SOME DAY THEN WHAT? OF COURSE I'M WAITING FOR HER TO PASS ON SO I CAN KILL MYSELF NO MOTHER SHOULD HAVE TO SEE THEIR SON DIE
>Talking to Mother
>We get to where we'd want to live in the ideal
>Say "I'd like to live somewhere in Alaska or montana. Probably in a log cabin with a -" mom cuts me off
>Yeah honey, you'll never live far from us
>Give look, ask why
>"Because you're dependent on us, anon"
>get tinder match
>message her asking about her job and what she does
>the cunt unmatches me
That's what I get for attempting to be a normalfaggot. I hate women so fucking much holy shit.
>>25299864
>On Tinder
>Asking about what she does
>Gets unmatched
"Hey you're cute :)" would have been better.
>>25299938
>Hey you're cute :)
That sounds cringeworthy and retarded.
>>25299864bloooxxx original comment
Who /asmr/ here?
It's one of the only ways I can relax when I'm overwhelmed and stressed out.
>>25299844
I'm listening to it right now.
too bad it was hijacked by stupid whores as with everything else
>>25299844
what are some places to find good ASMR? when i first heard of it I searched on youtube and found some weird shit with half naked sluts
