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Who /blackmetal/ here?
Only music i enjoy anymore. im either drunk or high everyday because no friends. Also share atmospheric black metal bands pls pic related fav album
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Immortal -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-9JFt2Q3E8

Windir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WexR6sCqs

Bilskirnir
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwstpdUu_NE

Horna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J4lwyEnNq_M

Moonsorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zow8P7kfYpM

As you can see I generally prefer melodic stuff. I also like Immortal's total inability to take themselves seriously.
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>>25300424
Idk if I'd technically call them black metal, but Opeth is pretty atmospheric.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttKuXWG_ExI&index=5&list=PL8LukNUcD_iJNH5_c7N20cfeD8nnRM6hL

This one in particular is pretty bleak if you're into that.
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who drudkh here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6vO9F2Lmvg

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So I lost my virginity to my first boyfriend about 7 months ago and apparently the relationship is over now. How do I move on and start having other boyfriends/sexual partners? I mean I thought it would last and I gave him my virginity but now that it has ended I feel robbed. It's hard to move on from the virgin stage to the used good stage. This is a comedic hyperbole of course and I don't think non-virgins are used goods but I hope some of you with similar experiences will understand how I feel and what I'm asking. I just don't know how to become a normal girl who has given her heart out several times.

Bitter robots, please don't troll. I realize this might seem like bait but I'm serious. And before you REEE NORMIE me, I was a 26-year-old ex-fattie KV at the beginning of the year and managed this through sheer willpower alone.
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I'm sorry OP, it will be difficult to move on but just spend some time alone and use this time to continue focusing on yourself. Don't turn into a fattie again or something, don't harm yourself due to this.

Suffering is just something we all experience and the only thing to do is wait for it to pass.
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Literally go anywhere with men and alcohol and someone will try to fuck you. Literally all you need to do is agree.

Fuck off roastie, you have NO idea.
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REMINDER NEVER TO GIVE POSITIVE ATTENTION TO "I HAVE A VAGINA" POSTERS

REMINDER TO NEVER PUT DISGUSTING, BLEEDING, STINKING, PISSING, SWEATING, DISCHARGING PUSSY ON A PEDESTAL

REMINDER THAT YOU ARE AN ATTENTION WHORE, DUMB CUNT

SHOO SHOO ROAST BEEF

YOU ARE UGLY UNLOVABLE AND WILL NEVER BE THIS PRETTY, ROASTIE

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What does /r9k/ know about zodiac signs?

What is your zodiac sign?
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Scorpio senpai. Someone tell me what that means.
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Sagittarius best zodiac sign
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>>25298013
>What does /r9k/ know about zodiac signs?

Aries.

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5'6 manlet reporting

Anyone else shorter and whats life like?
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5'5" here. Life sucks but not because of my height famalam.
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>talking to girls
>having skype

fuck off normo, roo, etc
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>>25299961
What other problems are there? What age are you?

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Need new show to binge watch

Currently thinking about
Breaking Bad
The Wire
Deadwood
Sopranos
Six Feet Under

All of these shows I haven't watched yet.
Which is the best, fellow robots?
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>>25297928
I've seen the first seasons of The Wire, Six Feet Under, and Sopranos. The first two were pretty meh desu. Sopranos was pretty good. I've also heard good things about Breakign bad
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Jessica Jones
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>>25297928
Start with sopranos
Breaking bad / wire
Deadwood
Free for all from there

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Why the fuck are Persians so attractive?

>tfw no persian gf
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>>25299706
persians have hairy buttholes
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>>25299723
................. um wtf
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One on the left is ratchet AF.

Was he really /r9k/ incarnate?
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he was /r9k/ + /pol/
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>>25298319
more like /r9k/+/tv/
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>>25298337
/tv/ hated him though.

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post kpops and talk about life
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lovelyz
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tfw perma neet
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>>25297623

thats teh most beautiful woman ive ever seen

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>"Guys who call themselves 'Nice Guys' are actually assholes! They expect you to have sex with them just because they're nice to you!" -Female justificationf or why they don't like nice guys

I find this line funny because I used to be quiet, respectful, and kind. I didn't get laid at all.

Then one time, I started manipulating girls. I started leading them on, promising them things that I had no intention of upholding. I would tell girls stupid lies like "you're the best girlfriend I've ever had.. I really feel like I am falling in love with you." Or I would say "I know it's early to start talking about this, but I think you would be a great wife." After they fucked me, i just dumped them cold turkey. I was and still am the biggest fucking asshole piece of shit I know and I get laid more than anyone I know.

I even go back to some of the girls of my past. Just last week I hit up a girl I had dumped 3 years earlier and said those stupid sweet words with a little glisten in my eye. I said "babe, I made a mistake to leave you.. I've been trying to find someone who could measure up to you for years and I'm coming up empty handed. I want to start a family soon and I want you to mother my children." She ate it up like a fucking fat girl eats krispy kremes and she fucked me so good that night. I fucked her 3 more times then dumped her and moved on to another victim.

If girls "don't date Nice Guys because they are just pretending to be nice" then when the fuck do they date me? I'm a known manipulator and womanizer and women flock to me like I'm the second coming of Christ. I've never gotten laid more than when I started being a giant fucking manipulative faggot asshole
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>>25297601
Because stereotypical nice guys don't express romantic/sexual interest. You did, therefore they reciprocated.
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go to bed anon, you're drunk.
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>>25297649
Doesn't matter. Their stated reasons for not liking Nice Guys are bogus. The real reason is that people who are nice to them and respect them are boring to them and so they feel no attraction toward those types of men. That's the honest and ugly truth and it makes them look bad, so instead of accepting it they shift blame. They demonize the Nice Guys and say that they are actually bad people, they are actually misogynistic and entitled assholes. That's bogus and it's a classic woman tactic to not accept responsibility for their actions.

I just drank a fifth of vodka


Wat do
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Dare you to drive
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>>25299146
message some girls on facebook
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>>25299156
I ain't had a woman in years, my palms are too hairy to hide

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daily reminder that this shit stinks, bleeds for a whole week every month and they're owners are awful 99%

why would anyone in his right mind go after it
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Tulpas are the way to go.
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>>25297473
You forgot hideous.
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Cause it feels fucking good

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I'm feeling weak now. I sometimes wonder where do we go from here?
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>>25297375
>where do we go from here
sorry robot but you can't go away from /r9k/.
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bumpidty bump
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>>25297375
Sometimes I wish I had only 3d world problems

like,

hey,
if I work 16 hours from monday to sunday, 10y/o to death, then when do I take a shit?

they make nice phones for us, but it doesn't fill the void.

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who here /goth/ and lurk the goth.net forum?

they're pretty cool except for the SJW type you encounter there
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>>25297363
Dude
Literally just finished listening to a Christian Death album
Getting pumped to see them in Houston next month
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>>25297411

Seems like fun. I'm not much for large crowds. Have fun!
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anyone listen to Voltaire?

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People who have had gfs/bfs: is there a honeymoon period with that stuff? Around when do you usually find it ends?
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never. true love lasts forever.
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>>25297341
I still love my gf but basically once we moved in, the sex/kinkiness factor has gone down. This was after 2 years. Couldn't imagine going back to being single though
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Depends on a variety of factors, but for me personally I experience what you could describe as a honeymoon period. A period where we both are learning about each other and just enjoy each other as opposed to enjoying each other living each other's lives. It tends to end when either I lose interest because she's not what I was looking for, she ends it for the same reason, or the things we do become stale and routine.

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Anyone have any stories about going to see the new Star Wars movie?
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yea, i went to the theater, saw it, and went home

there's your story
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KEK SHIT INCARNATE
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>>25297161
I made the mistake of sitting on the 2nd to last row. In American theaters, the very last row is notorious for being full of rowdy faggot teenagers aged 13-15. This was no exception at the 6:30 showing on Friday the 18th.
They were being loud faggots trying to assert there dominance when there were no females for them to impress. So they were just pissing everyone in the theater off. One of then would laugh a very fake and purposely loud and annoying laugh. He kept doing it over and over again. And his faggot friends kept egging him on
>HURR HEY CARTER DO YUR LAUGH LOLOLOL AYY LMAO
If I wasn't there with my Dad, I would've turned around and said, "hey carter, if you do your laugh one more time I will beat the shit out of you until you die".
Carter was fucking lucky my Dad was there.

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