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Is this the logical conclusion to comedy? Most likely.
http://youtu.be/9Hkov3QcCpQ
>>25293440
maybe I'll watch this later
>>25293550
you should, very informative.
>bernie sanders
fucking trash
![Vinnytska_Murafa_Catholic_monastery_Gate_and_walls-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NggHJdj.jpg "Vinnytska Murafa Catholic monastery Gate and walls-1[1]")
Why don't you take up the monastic lifestyle? It would fix many of your problems.
>>25293382
I want to fuck bitches and do drugs tbqh
>Why don't you assume a belief system that is impossible to actually believe in anymore?
Oh, I dunno'. Kind of lazy I guess. Got some momentum and all that.
>>25293382
I want to have sex at some point in this lifetime
Anybody ever have to abandon friends?
There's come a point I think in my life now where the life I live is too different from the people I see every so often. I don't do anything with my life, most of them do things.. Or at least have jobs. With myself I feel that my life hit a standstill a long time ago. I feel like a pariah now again, much like I've felt my entire life. It's normal for people to grow apart, and it's honestly been a long time coming. I realize that there is no "time" that will specifically give me permission to leave, unless last night's embarrassment was it. Maybe the realization that the time will never come is when the time comes. Where I have to be left to pursue my own devices, much like I've dreamed about.
It could very well end in suicide. Or I could grow and become a man.
Never really had to, but it always happens. Never sure if I've ever really had any, but I don't have any now.
It wasn't willful on my part but I had a good group of friends that I were fun and easy to relate to, but I had to move away from them half way through high school. That wasn't fun, haven't come close to hitting the same kinds of social strides since.
>>25293362
Hey man, I'm feeling you. Maybe you'll find similar people again, maybe you won't. In the meantime, try increasing your chances that it happens.
>>>>>fembots<<<<<
>>>>>female FA<<<<<
Just a reminder that cunts are literally incapable of being alone
women can be alone
not getting exactly what you want is the same as getting nothing
I'm just glad that they're slowly but surely fucking off.
>>25293840
What the fuck have you done
I want to fug a cosplay
>>25293279
>ywn rape a cosplay of a strong independent womyn
>>25293279
it this the girl who got jeeezed all over her ass by an autistic weeboo ?
>>25293279
the costume itself?
How does it feel that feminism is ruining your waifus?
>>25293235
goddamit Chlo, i thought you were good
>>25293235
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAHAHAHAHA CHLOEFAGS BTFO
Does Chloe want the old bags snatch or does Hitlery want the young poon
Dry spell thread.
I haven't fucked in 6 months now since june.
I am now craving any woman to the point I'd fuck the shit out of a 3/10
>>25293230
fucked a qt a week ago but before that i was dry for like 5 years
No poon or dates in a year. It's fucking difficult lads
Been dry one week ;^)
Don't see myself getting my dick wet in at least a month
got a tablet for Christmas, decided to christen it with its first Pepe.
Nobody likes my pepe, that's okay though.
I enjoyed making it.
its a nice pepe friend
>>25294727
nice child porn themed pepe
i give you 10bitcoins
>asians draw anime girls to the likeness of white people because they think white people are beautiful
>weaboos like how anime girls look
>date asian girls
Does anyone else not see this? Like, that's the entire point of anime. Asians draw big round eyes, white skin, pointy noses... like how fucking stupid are weaboos? Anime girls don't look like asian girls. my god fuck this planet.
bumping because fuck you faggots i want answers. asians are fucking ugly as fuck.
>>25293155
Japanese people draw japanese girls with the typically exaggerated features most animators employ to convey emotion in 2D characters. Living in different climates on an island nation produces a variety of skin tones with the long standing tradition of pale white skin being tied to purity and innocence or youth. Small pointed noses are also a traditionally noble/elegant feature in their culture. You can shop some anime eyes onto these idols and see how they look if you like.
tasty b8 i love it m8 slap it on my pl8 then check this 8
who /boring/ here?
I never have any interesting anecdotes or witty wisecracks to make. I can barely even hold a conversation past the introduction.
as you can imagine, I have big problems with girls
>>25293094
then just accept you aren't that guy and own yourself
That's kind of what happens when your life is browsing 4chan.
>>25293132
So what you're saying is just bee yourself?
>on the phone with technical support.
>resolve the problem
>"thanks for calling, m'am"
I'm a guy
>>25293083
Lol, but sometimes we are just a bit tired and accidentally say weird shit. Don't overthink it. Depending on the company they might have stressful quota of calls to take each day.
>>25293083
>tfw I always say "sorry for your weight" to fat customers at the till
>>25293302
It's because of my voice. It sounds like a girl's
What is it that makes so many girls make this unjustifiable and basically mad move to cut their amazing gorgeous hair that they were blessed with just to look "sophisticted", i.e. dyke?
haha holy shit, what a joke.
charlize theron is super hot with short hair
>first
JUST fuck my heart up
>second
JUST fuck my heart up
>third
JUST
>>25293180
lol
Does anybody else out there ever wish horrible things to happen to the girls who turned them down?
>>25293028
like... for instance they get a tumor?
I promised myself I would never give another girl the pleasure of turning me down.
>>25293056
I was thinking getting hit by a car. Or caught up in a tornado or something.
Ever get bullied?
How long were you bullied?
I am 18, in my final year at school. I am getting bullied non fucking stop.
I have told the teachers about this shit but I still hate going to school.
FUCK THIS GAY SHIT
>>25292978
>Ever get bullied?
No, i was just invisible
>How long were you bullied?
Id never let myself get bullied
>I am 18, in my final year at school. I am getting bullied non fucking stop.
lol, only you can make your life better dude.
I got shoved around and insulted a lot. It made me really miserable but as we got older I became popular and well-liked because I wasn't an asshole and my bully never got anywhere because he was a dick.
I wouldn't want anyone to have to go through what I did, but I also wouldn't erase it from my life. I think it made me a more compassionate person.
I was never bullied after I got fit. Nobody wants to fuck with you when you look like you could potentially beat them up.
What are the best jobs for robots? Need some money but don't want to deal with people.
>>25292899
Amazon mech turk
It may be shitty pay but at least its something.
landscaping
it's pretty juan-tier and humiliating but usually you're just by yourself cleaning a yard, trimming, cutting, etc
>>25292899
I heard security is a good robot job. Have to get trained and all of that but the pay is decent and you don't do shit nor interact with other much at all.
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